tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-49051700989360671532024-03-12T19:33:15.915-05:00Brian's BlogHere are my gentle musings and masterful bon mots about a very fake radio show.Brianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14604163464718079705noreply@blogger.comBlogger95125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4905170098936067153.post-13295016938036729422018-04-02T14:58:00.001-05:002018-04-02T14:58:40.953-05:00PCPPreviously on the Superfriends:<br />
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At the Buck estate.<br />
Rohan: hey Mandy, what time are Brian and Christy coming to help us move?<br />
Mandy: I don't know, let me ask.<br />
Ro: YOU HAVEN'T ASKED YET?<br />
Mandy: plus, I won't be able to help, I have to take Barkley boy to the groomers.<br />
Rohan: WHATTTTTT?<br />
Mandy: I can't hear, gotta run....<br />
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Meanwhile at the Peters/Robinson abode.<br />
Brian: babe, remember we're helping Mandy and Ro move today.<br />
Christy: WHATTTT?<br />
Brian: what?<br />
Christy: babe, I want to play my new PS4.<br />
Brian: well they asked us like 2 weeks ago.<br />
Christy: alright, but I get 2 extra hours of play time on my game! AND Mandy better be there.<br />
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Voodoo Child hums throughout the studio<br />
Brian: welcome one and all to another fantastic edition of the Superfriends. since the departure of 3/5 of the crew, on today's show we have special guests. Guest-starring in the 11:00am hour, we have Rachel Pegues. In the 12:00pm hour we have Travis Matheny and in the last hour myself and Troy will rate and debate the 2018 Texas Rangers season.<br />
*knock knock*<br />
Brian motions for the person to come in. It is Rachel, 30 minutes early.<br />
Brian: you're early!<br />
Rachel: I wanted get an extra 30 minutes of adult time so I had the baby sitter come early.<br />
Brian: ok, well, since we're in the radio business, we have to stay on time.<br />
Rachel: I thought this was a fake radio show?<br />
Brian aghast: WHAT, who told you this?<br />
Rachel: Mandy did?<br />
Brian: well, since she quit a few months ago...<br />
Rachel: she quit?? how do you quit a fake r.....<br />
Brian: ok anyways, are you ready to present your segment to the masses?<br />
Rachel: well, I need to fire up google.<br />
Brian: you mean, you didn't come prepared?<br />
Rachel: I like looking things up on google, google knows EVERYTHING!<br />
Brian: um, well, it looks like our next guest host is here.<br />
Rachel: wait, I still have 45 minutes until the baby sitter time is up!<br />
Brian: next on the show is Travis Matheny, welcome!<br />
Travis sits down and begins to wax on his business ventures and runs his fingers through luxurious gray beard.<br />
Rachel: why are you doing that?<br />
Travis: Brian, who is this?<br />
Brian: it's Mandy's little sister.<br />
Rachel: I'm actually taller than her.<br />
Brian/Travis/and a recently awaken Troy: everyone is taller than Mandy.<br />
Travis: where is Christy?<br />
Brian: well, she is at a PS4 gaming tournament in Seattle.<br />
Rachel: wait, what! they have those?<br />
Brian smacks his head and plows ahead reading the Rangers boxscore.<br />
Troy: bro, I'm out. the Masters is on.<br />
Rachel: I need to go anyways, the babysitter just texted and Lucas is throwing poo all over the house.<br />
Travis looks around and notices he is better that literally everyone here.<br />
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Brian looks at an empty studio and harkens back to the good ol' days of when Mandy would eat tuna straight from the can, Christy would pin up Tom Hardy posters on the studio walls and Troy would make Shiner Bock runs during Rangers boxscore segments.<br />
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Join us next time as Brian wonders if the Superfriends will ever be the same. Will Christy win her PS4 gaming tournament? Will Troy be satisfied just watching golf? Will Mandy miss being the overly-small sidekick to a very fake radio show? All thiand more on the next episode of 93.8 the Superfriends.<br />
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<br />Brianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14604163464718079705noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4905170098936067153.post-27495899033223377642017-12-27T14:30:00.002-06:002017-12-27T14:30:56.356-06:00I'm on Firepreviously on the Superfriends-<br />
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Brian: hey babe, are we going to work out tonight?<br />
Christy: of course.....<br />
Brian: what time?<br />
Christy with her running shoes, leg panties and tank top on: NOW!<br />
Brian: I haven't got my shoes on yet......<br />
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Mandy: Ro, are we getting coffee?<br />
Ro:.....................<br />
Mandy: Ro???<br />
Ro:..........<br />
Mandy: that boy never answers me..<br />
Ro has already slipped out the door and is reveling in his cup of joe down at the Coffee's R Us.<br />
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Voodoo Child softly strums through the Superfriends studio as Brian readies for the show.<br />
Christy is on hiatus from her duties and is in Scotland preparing for her "Why Scottish Men Wear Kilts" documentary.<br />
Troy is phoning in for the show due to a clause in his just renewed contract that bars him from being in the same vicinity as Mandy.<br />
Mandy is rubbing her hands together waiting for her cup of hot chocolate to be ready.<br />
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Brian: well, we have a skeleton crew today. I'll be pulling double duty today, producing and hosting...<br />
Mandy: you mean co-hosting!<br />
Brian right... anyways, on the show today we will read the Mavericks box score, dissect the Dallas Cowboys season, look ahead to the Rangers 2018 schedule and we'll find a just enough time to do Mandy's Minute.<br />
Mandy: can we make sure it's a full minute?<br />
Brian ignores his tiny friend's request and pulls out the paper for the Mavericks boxscore.<br />
Mandy: what is that?<br />
Brian: it's the newspaper.<br />
Mandy: who reads the newspaper??<br />
Brian: can we focus?<br />
Mandy begins stacking doughnuts she bought from the local Shipley's<br />
Brian: what are you doing?<br />
Mandy: I always stack my doughnuts before I eat them.<br />
Brian: I'm not even going to ask.<br />
after reading the Mavs boxscore, Brian throws it to Mandy so she can do her Mandy's Minute.<br />
Mandy: argghhhh, ughhhhh. "splat, kerplunk!"<br />
unsurprisingly Mandy's doughnuts have fallen off the table and onto the floor.<br />
Mandy feverishly tries to clean her doughnut glaze and chocolate mess knowing her minute is almost up.<br />
Brian, after a minute of dead air, he recovers: next we will take a few phone calls.<br />
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*off air*<br />
Brian unleashes fire and brimstone towards his diminuitive friend. Mandy licks her fingers with total disregard at Brian's adult words being hurled at her.<br />
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*back from break*<br />
ring ring<br />
Brian answers the Superfriends hotline<br />
Brian: caller, welcome to the show.<br />
Caller: aye! you ken what I've been doin?<br />
Brian: Christy, my bonny sassenach!<br />
Mandy looks on in a state of confusion as to what is being said<br />
Christy: I'm almost done with research.<br />
Brian: does that mean you're coming home soon?<br />
Christy: almost a couple 3-4, maybe 5-7 days.<br />
Brian schlumps his shoulders<br />
Mandy giggles<br />
Christy: it's really beautiful over here! the guys wear nice kilts and have beautiful hai.....<br />
Brian makes muffled gargling noises with his mouth and hands: I think we have a bad connection, I'm gonna have to let you go for now..<br />
Mandy: you just did that with your han.....<br />
Brian: that's all the time we have for today.<br />
Mandy: it's only 12:30pm, we usually go til 2:00pm.....<br />
Brian with tears welling up: I need to go clean the house.<br />
Mandy: don't you live with the in-laws??<br />
Brian has already spun out of his chair and left the studio.<br />
Mandy twirls her hair and smushes the remaining glaze off the table.<br />
from the comfy confines of his recliner, Troy continues nodding off to sleep, missing the whole show.<br />
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Will Christy come home with pertinent info on her research of all things Scottish? Will Brian make it through while his bride is overseas? Will Mandy clean up from her embarrassing doughnut fiasco? Will Troy ever come back to work in the studio? All this and more next time on 93.8 the Superfriends....Brianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14604163464718079705noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4905170098936067153.post-75346735245952321932017-12-27T13:59:00.000-06:002017-12-27T13:59:23.134-06:00BIzarro Christmas 2017'It's that time again boys and girls, the Bizarro Christmas 2017 edition. as I'm want to do each and very year, I make up some fantasy and some reality involving those nearest and dearest to my heart. If I haven't included you in my many musings then well, you just didn't cut the mustard.<br />
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I don't mean to offend unless your name is Mandy or to very less extent Travis. So onward we go....<br />
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For clarity and better reading enjoyment, I'll update everyone on their bizarro names.<br />
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Headliners-<br />
Brian as Brandt<br />
Christy as Chrystal<br />
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Tier Two-<br />
Mandy as Mindy<br />
Rohan as Rod<br />
Troy as Richard<br />
Becca as Becky<br />
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Hangers'on/HamN'Eggers<br />
Travis as Trance<br />
Rachel as Raquel<br />
Featuring Roy and Rock and Emily as Endor<br />
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It's a cold Christmas Eve night. The wind is slowly wisping against the trees with a romantic touch. Chrystal and Brandt have finished off their binge watching of the Scottish hit; Outlander. Brandt draws the shades and makes a hot cup of cocoa while his bride Chrystal checks on the pies in the oven. The fair couple will be hosting another Christmas luncheon with their fellow brethern tomorrow at 2:00pm sharp.<br />
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Meanwhile at the Buck residence Mindy is slopping food to and fro while Rod cleans his knife of deer blood.<br />
Mindy: Rod, can you help me?<br />
Rod: not now, I have manly things to do!<br />
Mindy: well, I'm stressing on making the turkey and dressing for tomorrow.<br />
Rod: don't stress, all will be well.<br />
Mindy: how so?<br />
Rod: I just know.<br />
Mindy stands confused yet steady's herself in Rod's faith.<br />
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At the Matheny household, Richard is distilling the beer and Becky is making the queso and sausage appetizer.<br />
Richard: babe, why are you making queso?<br />
Becky: well, Brandt loves it so....<br />
Richard: true but...<br />
Becky: this will be Brant's 3rd Christmas without his sainted grandma and I want him to smile even if its a little.<br />
Richard nods in agreement and keeps churning out the beer.<br />
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At the Vidaurri manor, Trance is wrapping their presents for the Christmas Day festivities while Raquel is mashing potatoes old school style. (with wooden shoes and a lite toe tap)<br />
Trance: hon, what on earth on you doing?<br />
Raquel: Trance don't you know anything? This method makes the potatoes fluffy yet a touch crunchy.<br />
Trance looks on in amazement at Raquel's strength and superior intellect.<br />
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Finally at Rock's living quarters, Rock is serving himself a shot of Scottish whiskey and Endor is buttering the rolls.<br />
Rock: sweetie, do you need to butter the rolls now.<br />
Endor patting her handsome man; you tend to your Scotch and I'll handle my business.<br />
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Christmas Day arrives and everyone is full of holiday spirit and unwanted side hugs.<br />
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Mindy and Rod are the first to arrive. Chrystal greets them and takes their coats and jackets. Brandt hi-fives Rod and shoulder bumps Mindy.<br />
Mindy hurriedly puts the dressing in the oven.<br />
Rod: Mindy, the dressing is done, no?<br />
Mindy: yes but we want the food hot.<br />
Brandt: yeah, who eats their food cold?<br />
Chrystal raises her hand but notices no one else is with her on this crazy idea.<br />
Rod commences to plop on the couch and turns the tv onto the football game. Brandt joins in the frivolity of football while Chrystal and Mindy giggle and talk boys.<br />
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Richard and Becky arrive with piping hot queso. Brandt smells the aroma of said queso.<br />
Brandt: hey guys, it smells good! where are the chips? Richard and Becky look at each other. Becky unleashes unmentionable words at Richard. Richard schlumps shoulders and heads to the store to retrieve chips.<br />
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Trance and Raquel arrive with operatic music in tow. Chrystal welcomes and greets with enthusiastic handshakes. Trance joins his brotherhood in the living room for some fierce football while Raquel carries on with Chrystal and Mindy in the kitchen.<br />
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In the ensuing brouhaha, Rock and Endor grace us with their presence and the whole gang is now together. Much food eating and belly laughs reign throughout the household. Stories of yesteryear fill the air. Christmas gifts are exchanged and fake pleasantries are meted out.<br />
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Gifts received in no particular order;<br />
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Brandt- lifetime supply of cheese<br />
Chrystal- 5 day trip to Scotland<br />
Mindy- years supply of tuna<br />
Rod- weekend getaway of deer hunting<br />
Richard- tour of the local Shiner Bock distillery<br />
Becky- Mother's Day out twice a week for the next six months<br />
Trance- endless supply of gun bullets<br />
Raquel- copious amounts of adult fiction graphic novels<br />
Rock- season tickets to the Cowboys game for 2018'<br />
Endor- girls weekend get-a-way to Fredericksburg<br />
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as everyone cleans up and tells stories of yor, Brandt glazes out the window and reminisces of Christmas past with his beloved grandmother. Chrystal sidles up next to her beau and embarces him with love. They share a moment of love lost for Melba Higginbotham and John Robinson.<br />
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Always in our hearts and forever with us.<br />
Christmas 2017' has come and gone but remember the reason for the season!<br />
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Love......<br />
<br />Brianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14604163464718079705noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4905170098936067153.post-68835280303221920242017-11-13T13:45:00.000-06:002017-11-13T14:53:05.253-06:00Whiskey River On My Mindpreviously on the Superfriends:<br />
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at the Peters/Robinson residence<br />
Brian: sweetie, have you mailed Mandy her birthday card yet?<br />
Christy: not yet!<br />
Brian: well, it's November 13 already....<br />
Christy: ok, well remind me.<br />
Brian: I thought that what was I was doi.......<br />
Christy is vigorously washing and coloring her hair.<br />
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at the Pegues/Buck estate<br />
Rohan: Mandy!! do we have to see Willie Nelson again this weekend?<br />
Mandy: what?? you love Willie...<br />
Rohan: I do but man, he talk sing his songs so.<br />
Mandy: ugh<br />
Rohan: plus, I don't like people being all up on me...<br />
Mandy: Brian will be there!<br />
Rohan: I'm there.......<br />
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Voodoo Child is strumming through the Superfriends studio<br />
*dead air*<br />
Mandy and Christy are looking around not knowing what to do, or say.<br />
Troy is 10 minutes deep into a mid-day nap..<br />
Mandy whispers: where is Brian?<br />
Christy: last I heard or saw was he was posting about the Cowboys loss to Facebook.<br />
Mandy: good grief..<br />
Troy awakens from his slumber and notifies the crew that Brian has taken a personal day.<br />
Mandy: a personal day?? what does that mean?<br />
Christy: smh, he must be sore because the Cowboys lost.<br />
Troy: it means he won't be here and ya'll are running the show AND I have a round of golf to play..<br />
Mandy: run this big boy!! (gives Troy the 1 finger slaute)'<br />
Christy: lets all act mature here ok, we'll be fine!<br />
Mandy: he started it!<br />
Christy smacks her head...<br />
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Christy runs down the show today. Thanksgiving Day recipes, Fixer Upper star Chip Gaines via telephone, and Mandy's half-minute.<br />
Mandy: wait a minute! half-minute??<br />
Christy explains: well, Brian said to declining segment ratings we had to cut the time in half!<br />
Mandy schlumps in her chair<br />
Christy expounds on the intricate details of how to properly make cornbread dressing for Thanksgiving..<br />
Mandy eagerly awaits her turn for her half-minute segment<br />
Mandy: ok, so in......<br />
ring ring, ring ring...<br />
Christy answers the Superfriends hot-line<br />
on the other end is an excited happy caller<br />
Christy: caller go ahead!<br />
caller, in an exuberant girl voice: I'm back baby and there's nothing ya'll can do about it.<br />
Christy: that's my man!<br />
Mandy; so basically I'm not getting to do my segment?<br />
Brian with a very hoarse voice: I've secured a radio deal to extend the Superfriends show for another 5 years!<br />
Christy is seen mouth-cussing under her breath.<br />
Mandy is dumbfounded yet excited because she will supposedly get to do her Mandy's minute.<br />
Troy gets a text from Brian with the good news and promptly drives his golf cart into the 9th hole pond.<br />
Rohan is ignoring any and all texts and instead is listening to his June concert videos of Metallica.<br />
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what does this mean for the future of the Superfriends? Will Christy get her mouth washed out with soap? Will Mandy get to reprise her segment? Is Troy ok after his golfcart fiasco? All that and much more next time on 93.8 the Superfriends.<br />
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<br />Brianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14604163464718079705noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4905170098936067153.post-63775399271995769892017-09-15T15:05:00.001-05:002017-09-15T15:05:09.727-05:00Fantastical Feedback Fridaypreviously on the Superfriends:<br />
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at the Peters/Robinson house-<br />
Brian: hon, have you finished packing up the bathroom?<br />
Christy: come here!<br />
Brian folding clothes, "babe?!"<br />
Christy: come here!<br />
Brian: I've made a pile of your folded underwear<br />
Christy: I need you to help me get out of bed.....<br />
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at the Pegues/Buck residence<br />
Rohan looking at Barkley boy: who's a good boy?<br />
Mandy: Rohan, I've made breakfast. come and get it.<br />
Rohan ignoring his wife: good boy, good boy!<br />
Mandy: I'm not waiting....<br />
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piercing through the Superfriends studio is Voodoo Child by Jimi Hendrix<br />
Mandy rudely interrupts: why do we have to keep playing this blasted song?<br />
Brian looking on in horror at the sudden and vile interruption; Mandy, we've been doing this show for almost 10 years and it' a tradition.<br />
Mandy; but....<br />
Christy: and you know how Brian loves traditions....<br />
Mandy: ugh.<br />
after introducing the crew, Brian stands up and looks in the mirror at his new figure<br />
Christy: there's my man!<br />
Mandy vomits in her mouth<br />
Troy: damn bro, looking good. (Troy subsequently looks at his own arms in comparison)<br />
Mandy wipes vomit off her lips<br />
Christy squeezes Brian's biceps<br />
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Mandy: ok, ok.... we get it, you've been working out!<br />
Brian: I've been eating better too<br />
Mandy: lol, sure....<br />
Christy: he has, he has cut his cheese intake by 75%<br />
Troy: whoa, thats awesome. wish I could do that.<br />
Mandy giggles<br />
Troy: who pulled your chain?<br />
Brian: ok, enough! we have a show to run.<br />
Christy: yes, today we will discuss healthy eating and some helpful tips on exercises.<br />
Mandy: wait a minute, I thought you said you wanted me to review the Star Wars movies?<br />
Brian: we do but we have 3 hours to fill.<br />
Christy: 3 hours?? I have a body that needs some working out.<br />
Brian: well, I can hel......<br />
Mandy: gross<br />
Christy: rude! and Brian, I'll hold you to that!<br />
Troy: that's what she said<br />
Brian giggles<br />
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Mandy finishes her review of the Star Wars movies.<br />
Mandy: and with that is why I love Chewbaca the most.<br />
Brian: what about Han Solo?<br />
Mandy: what kind of name is that? Han Solo?? (laughs)<br />
Brian looks on stunned<br />
Christy: I can't believe you watched all 3 movies?<br />
Mandy: well, I fast-forwarded it. Rohan filled me in.<br />
Brian: what???<br />
Christy: ok, well I can see this isn't going to end well. let's discuss some helpful tips.....<br />
Brian standing up, this isn't fair, you promised.. I watched The Princess Bride and the deal was you watch Star Wars.<br />
Christy: so to finish up, do deep knee bends<br />
Mandy: I HATED IT!!! IT WAS THE WORST MOVIE EVERRRRRRR.<br />
Troy hides under the table<br />
Christy is laying on the floor doing crunches, still talking into the mic<br />
Brian in full throat: MANDY PEGUES BUCK YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!<br />
Mandy: you can't fire me because I QUIT!!<br />
Brian: well, I fired you first...<br />
Mandy: nuh uh<br />
Christy is fed up with the juvenile behavior and leaves out the back door.<br />
Troy has falled asleep under the table<br />
Brian and Mandy scream argue about who fired or quit first..<br />
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Next time on the Superfriends; Will Mandy and Brian repair the damage of their argument? Will the show continue in it's current format? Will Christy return? Will Troy wake up in time to see what has transpired? Will the show go on? Join us next time as we get answers to these very serious questions.....Brianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14604163464718079705noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4905170098936067153.post-64234518834364058332017-01-29T15:07:00.001-06:002017-01-29T15:07:55.570-06:00Enter Sandmanpreviously on the Superfriends-<br />
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at the Peters/Robinson residence:<br />
Brian: hey babe, what do you have planned for today?<br />
Christy: just a little of this and a little of that.<br />
Brian wonders what that means<br />
Christy: what do you have planned?<br />
Brian: I don't know, what do you want to do?<br />
Christy: ugh, I'm gonna go work out.<br />
Brian: can I come with you?<br />
Christy: you gonna do some cardio?<br />
Brian: ...........<br />
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Voodoo Child by Jimi Hendrix is strumming through he Superfriends studio.<br />
Mandy: hold up, hold up. I would like to restart the show!<br />
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Loco-motion by Australia's Kylie Minogue screeches through the Superfriends studio<br />
Mandy: that's better! I'm here twisting and tweaking basically running this darn thing today.<br />
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*aside*<br />
Brian has been suspended for a week due to overt and controversial political social media posts.<br />
Troy is boycotting said suspension of Brian.<br />
Christy is trapesing higher and yon throughout Southeast Asia.<br />
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*aside over*<br />
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Mandy: today on the show, I have a few guest hosts. My sister Rachel, who will bestow her knowledge of all things google and my loving mother Jonell, who will edify us on her recipe of "ding do..." I mean hostess cake. We'll also go to the phones for fantastical fun with phones.<br />
Rachel: Mandy, is where I come in?<br />
Mandy: ugh, Rachel, we went over this in the per-show meeting, I'll point to you and then you speak!<br />
Rachel: pre-show meeting? You said come early and bring whataburger breakfast burritos.<br />
Mandy: ugh!<br />
Jonell: Jesus loves you!<br />
Mandy: momma, not yet, I, suppose to point!<br />
Jonell: pointing is rude....<br />
Mandy: well, that's what Brian does to me letting me know when to speak.<br />
Rachel: anyways, can we get to my google spot here.<br />
Mandy: O Rachel, I just said that so you would come help me, I can't do this alone!<br />
Rachel: you mean you don't need all this info and data that I researched? Wait, isn't this show fake anyways?<br />
Jonell: Mary Amanda Pegues Buck, you be nice to your sister and no pointing!<br />
Mandy: but, Bria......<br />
Jonell: no buts here young lady.....<br />
the studio phone rings- *ring ring*<br />
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Mandy: yes caller, go ahead!<br />
Caller: (in a high pitched yet scruffy voice) my name is Briana<br />
Mandy: wait a min....<br />
Jonell: Mandy, don't be rude, caller go ahead...<br />
Briana: can I read the Rangers box score?<br />
Mandy: BRIAN!!!! you're suspended remember???<br />
Briana: (voice cracking) my name is Briana not Brian...<br />
Jonell: Mandy, I need to run, I have my weekly bingo game down at the church about to start.<br />
Briana: ( in a svelte man's voice) what about the ding don.... I mean hostess cake recipe?<br />
Mandy: busted! I knew it, I knew it....<br />
Rachel and Jonell quietly exit the studio while Mandy keeps maniacally screaming into the phone, " its you Brian, its you........"<br />
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Join us next time on 93.8 the Superfriends! Will Brian be reinstated? Will Troy end his boycott? Will Christy regail us with stories of her southeast Asia trip? All that and much more......Brianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14604163464718079705noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4905170098936067153.post-90310980992882827652017-01-18T19:55:00.001-06:002017-01-18T20:03:19.855-06:00Futuristic Superfriends This blog post is dedicated to my friends; Christy, Troy, Rohan and Mandy. We look to the future at our 80 year old selves. The year is 2055, set in the DFW metroplex.<br />
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Previously on the Superfriends-<br />
Mandy: Rohan, where are my glasses?<br />
Rohan: huh? I can't hear you...<br />
Mandy: I said, where are my glasses?<br />
Rohan: Mandy, you put them with your cane by the bed.<br />
Mandy: but I'm not by the bed!<br />
Rohan nods off to sleep whilst reading the morning newspaper.<br />
Mandy hurriedly looks for her glasses. She doesn't want to be late for press conference with StarKist Tuna. Mandy doesn't realize her glasses are on the top of her head.<br />
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Meanwhile in the Cliffs of the Oak, Brian is struggling to put on his depends on.<br />
Christy: babe, you need help?<br />
Brian: no, I can do it! (Brian stands up but his pants fall down)<br />
Christy: well I need to run, my ultra marathon group training starts at 11:00am.<br />
Brian: go ahead, I just need to pull my atrophied leg over to get the pants leg up.<br />
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Strumming through the dusty studio an oldie but goodie plays- Voodoo Child by Jimi Hendrix<br />
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Brian fumbles for the microphone and Mandy stretches her cane out to steady herself to sit in her Posterpedic foamed chair.<br />
Mandy: dad blasted cane! I can never count on you!<br />
Brian: welcome one and all to another award winning edition of the Superfriends.<br />
Mandy: Brian, we haven't won an award since way back in 2017.<br />
Brian: we've been doing this show since 2008, 47 long years!<br />
Mandy: well, some of us have moved on to bigger and better things.<br />
Brian: well, ever since Troy left to the mountains of Colorado to grow the happy grass, I've had to technically direct the show.<br />
Mandy: where is Christy this time?<br />
Brian: well she is speaking in Norway at a social media summit with the Norwegian president.<br />
Mandy slowly claps but knocks her glasses off. "I can't see a darned thing!"<br />
Brian: where is Rohan?<br />
Mandy: well, he is moderating a local police officer community outreach Q & A. He's been retired for 22 years now.<br />
Brian: don't brag, its unbecoming. On today's show we celebrate the 25th anniversary of the Cowboys winning the Super Bowl for the 5th time.<br />
Mandy: do we have to? ever since they moved to Austin, they don't feel like the Dallas Cowboys.<br />
Brian: well, they're still the Dallas Cowboys to me. Jerry Jones might be 108 but he is still the owner and GM.<br />
Mandy: hey look, we have a caller on line 1.<br />
Brian: hello caller, state your name and business.<br />
Caller: dude, man, it's me Troy man....<br />
Brian with a tear in his eye- "bro, I'm so glad to hear your voice!"<br />
Troy: yeah man, I haven't shaved my beard in 9 years...<br />
Mandy: gross!<br />
Brian: bro, I bet that looks awesome...<br />
Mandy reaches over and hangs up the phone without Brian knowing.<br />
This goes on for 14 minutes.<br />
Mandy decrepitly shuffles out of the studio so she can make her Starkist Tuna press conference. She is set to announce 2055's winner of the years supply of tuna.<br />
Brian realizes he's been talking to a phone with nobody on the other end. He also notices he has been sitting in his own urine soaked Depends. With a defeated stare, he reminisces on the years gone by and begins to count the days to when his silver haired vixen returns home from her Norwegian trip.<br />
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Next time on the Superfriends- When will Christy return from Norway? Who won the years supply of tuna? Will Troy ever shave his beard? Will Brian acknowledge his wasted years and life on a failed fake radio show? All that and more on 93.8 the Superfriends......Brianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14604163464718079705noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4905170098936067153.post-72579458396149022972017-01-02T11:21:00.001-06:002017-01-02T11:21:14.142-06:00Masterpiece Theatrepreviously on the Superfriends-<br />
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Mandy giddily shouts to Rohan, " I finally have a sponsor for 5k I'm putting on!"<br />
Rohan: oh yeah! Is this for that stupid fake radio show?<br />
Mandy looking confused answers: yes.....<br />
Rohan: I'm going deer hunting.<br />
Mandy contemplates telling her beau who the sponsor is but decides to wait so she can announce on the show.<br />
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Voodoo Child by Jimi Hendrix wafts energetically throughout the studio<br />
Brian introduces the crew: to my right your left my beautiful wife, producer of all things Superfriends, Christy. (Mandy is seen pointing to her right and left in a confused state) technically directing is my mister from another sister, Troy, and finally playing second fiddle, Robin to my Batman, Mandy.<br />
Christy: can we get on with things? I have things to do, places to be.<br />
Brian: hon, it's just a rerack of our famous crew.<br />
Mandy: we're famous?<br />
Troy has already turned on Sportscenter and turned off his mic.<br />
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Brian: on he show today we'll discuss all things Cowboys, our Christmas holiday vacation and Mandy has a big announcement.<br />
Christy: do we have to discuss the Cowboys? ITS SO BORING!<br />
Mandy claps uncontrollably in agreement with Christy.<br />
Brian: babe, you can cut out early if you like.<br />
Christy is halfway out the building as her chair swivels in delight.<br />
Brian looks on with sad face.<br />
Troy is slumped over asleep with remote in hand.<br />
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As Brian and Mandy finish up their holiday vacation talk, Mandy is ready for her announcement.<br />
Brian: ok Mandy, you ready?<br />
Mandy: yes finally. I have my whole family listening!<br />
Brian: really?<br />
Mandy: well, just my mama. Ro is deer hunting, Rachel is raising three kids, and Travis cuffing and stuffing bad people.<br />
Brian: well, we're waiting...<br />
Mandy: my big sponsor for my Superfriends 5k is (muffled sounds come from Mandy's microphone)<br />
Brian: could you repeat that please.<br />
Mandy: what happened? I practiced this at least 10 times.<br />
Brian looks over at her microphone and sees Troy in his stupor has accidentally turned down her volume on the mic....<br />
Mandy: (in full throat) TROY!!!<br />
Troy awakens hastily and gets ina fitting stance not knowing what he has done.<br />
Brian: Mandy, it's been fixed, go ahead.<br />
Mandy: drum roll please-<br />
Brian looks around and decides to make drum noises with his mouth/lips<br />
Mandy: Today, January 2, 2017 my official sponsor for the annual Superfriends 5k is Starkist Tuna!<br />
Brian looks on in admiration<br />
Mandy: well, after all these years, I kind of like tuna. Starkist will be handing out a year supply of tuna to the runner with the best time.<br />
Brian: ok, when is the date for this exciting 5k?<br />
Mandy: you mean, I have to come up with the date too??<br />
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Join us next time as we see if Mandy has come up with a date for the race. Why did Troy awaken ina fighting stance? Will Christy be back? Will Brian help his diminuative friend with a race date? All this and more next time in 93.8 the Superfriends....Brianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14604163464718079705noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4905170098936067153.post-66256783445673735802017-01-01T21:50:00.003-06:002017-01-01T22:02:51.944-06:00Bizarro Christmas 2016Another year and another Truly Bizarro Christmas<br />
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Editor's note-<br />
After last years dedication to my dearly departed grandma, this years edition is dedicated to my beautiful wife's dad, who left us in March 2016. RIP John Robinson. I don't mean to sully your name by dedicating a mere blog to you but here we are.<br />
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Bizarro cast as follows-<br />
Brian as Brandt<br />
Christy as Chrystal<br />
Mandy as Mindy<br />
Rohan as Rod<br />
Troy as Richard<br />
Becca as Becky<br />
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Special appearance by<br />
Rachel as Raquel<br />
Travis as Trance<br />
Roy as Rock<br />
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Due to budgetary constraints and belt tightening, Brandt has decided to have his annual yearly Christmas dinner at their new house. ChrystaI is less enthused.<br />
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Brandt: Chrystal, don't worry about the house cleaning, I said I'd do it.<br />
Chrystal: who's worried?<br />
Brandt: I'm going to play some Christmas music to liven things up! Have you sent out invites.<br />
Chrystal: hon, nobody sends out invites anymore.<br />
Brandt: then how does everyone know when to come?<br />
Chrystal: they...... just show up.<br />
Brandt looks at his loving wife confused<br />
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Meanwhile at the Buck residence Mindy is feverishly tryinto find a word that starts with Q for her Words with Friends game with Brandt. Rod walks in and asks what's for dinner.<br />
Rod: hey mindy, what's for dinner?<br />
Mindy: shhhhhh, I'm trying to concentrate.<br />
Rod: are you playing that dumb Words with Friends game again?<br />
Mindy: well, Brandt beats me so, that I just have to beat him! he's toooooo good.<br />
Rod shuffles off with left over grilled chicken and veggies.<br />
Mindy is perplexed by said game.<br />
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At the Matheny household, Becky is wondering if they will be invited to Brandt and Chrystal for Christmas dinner.<br />
Becky: Richard, do you think Brandt will invite us this year?<br />
Richard: babe, I don't know, you do tend to pick on him about his long shorts, beard and fear of heights.<br />
Becky is dumbfounded by the accusations.<br />
Richard: I'll FaceTime him and see.<br />
Becky: we'll do it soon, because if not I have a wine social to go to.<br />
Richard is already asleep in his recliner.<br />
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Back in the OC (Oak Cliff) Chrystal is netflixing while Brandt swiffers the floors.<br />
Brandt: sweetie, have you notified everyone yet? I'm worried that I'm doing all this for nothing.<br />
Chrystal pauses her show to tell her hunk of a man that, yes she messaged everyone.<br />
Brandt: for tomorrow right?<br />
Chrystal: no, tonight! Tomorrow, we have Christmas at my family's.<br />
Brandt: ugh, I haven't even prepared the mac n cheese!<br />
Chrystal: it's not hard babe, I could just open a box of Kraft and whip some up.<br />
Brandt with eyes popping out of his head says, "mac n cheese doesn't come out of a box!"<br />
Chrystal calls Mindy and reminds her about tonight and to bring some gluten free cookies.<br />
Brandt calls Richard to do their weekly football picks and Richard immediately celebrates to Brandt due to having finally beaten Brandt for the first time in 15 years of doing picks.<br />
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At the Vidaurri abode, Trance asks his wife Raquel why Brandt never invites him to the many restaurants that he goes to.<br />
Raquel: do you care that much? Really?<br />
Trance: actually I do, I need male friends.<br />
Raquel: awwww, you do have male friends- you have Rod and Rock.<br />
Trance: I guess but Brandt just has this aura about himself.<br />
Raquel: Brandt?? Surely you jest! I mean he's tall, that's about all he has going.<br />
Trance: and that beard.....<br />
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Rock hasn't checked his phone messages in 3 days due to his new girlfriend occupying his time. Thus missing out on the Christmas dinner at Brandt's.<br />
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Trance, Raquel, Mindy, Rod, Becky and Richard all make way to the OC for the Christmas dinner.<br />
Chrystal welcomes everyone with hi-fives and side hugs.<br />
Raquel comments on the state of the neighborhood.<br />
Trance immediately corners Brandt for affirmation.<br />
Mindy and Rod already plot their time of departure. They have a puppy dog at home who needs special love and attention. (Hi Blackley)<br />
Richard and Becky head for the fridge and the moonshine.<br />
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Everyone sits at the table and commences eating. Much awkward laughter and side giggles ensue. Trance tries in vain to get Brandt's attention to discuss the latest Star Wars movie.<br />
Rod is ignoring Richards attempts to talk about his Harley Davidson.<br />
Chrystal is nodding and eye sleeping as Mindy revels in her 20 minute story about last nights episode of Blacklist.<br />
All in all a good time was had. The group sings Christmas carols and takes numerous selfies. As the last guest is ushered out, Chrystal pours one out for her dear dad. Brandt walks up next to his bride and hugs her as they embrace and enjoy some Whitman's chocolates and listen to some classic Slim Whitman.<br />
Brandt looks over his shoulder and looks out the window and a shooting star streaks across the nights sky. He nods and looks back at the picture of grandma and smiles.<br />
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Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!Brianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14604163464718079705noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4905170098936067153.post-85475720724555374552016-08-13T18:11:00.001-05:002016-08-13T18:11:15.520-05:00Stranger ThingsPreviously on the Superfriends,<div><br></div><div>At the Buck/Pegues residence</div><div>Mandy: Ro, did you call Brian and Christy about dinner?</div><div>Rohan totally ignoring Mandy: that's a good boy! (patting Barkley)</div><div>Mandy: Ro!!</div><div>Rohan: sit, no sit.... (motioning to Barkley boy)</div><div>Mandy on a stepladder: Rohan, will you get me my book. I can't reach it.</div><div>Rohan: what? I can't hear you....</div><div>Mandy farts and falls down</div><div>Rohan: you ok?</div><div><br></div><div>Voodoo Child is strumming through the Superfriends studio</div><div>Brian: welcome one and all to another award winning edition of the Superfriends.</div><div>Mandy: what awards have we won?</div><div>Christy: Mandy we obviously haven't won an award, Brian is just using hyperbole..</div><div>Mandy feverishly looks up hyperbole on the internet.</div><div>Troy is firing up the tv's for the Olympics.</div><div>Mandy: must you turn on the tv's the second the show comes on?</div><div>Troy defiantly cracks open a beer and triumphantly uses the remote to turn the volume up.</div><div>Christy: settle down everyone, I have some good news...</div><div>Brian in his Roscoe P. Coltrane voice: good news, good news.</div><div>Mandy: ummmmm, what was that?</div><div>Christy: I'm going to California to see my niece Keena and work from a wine villa in Napa Valley!</div><div>Brian: ummmm, when is this?</div><div>Christy: tonight!</div><div>Troy: oh boy, here we go.</div><div>Mandy giggles</div><div>Brian: couldn't you have told me before the show started?</div><div>Christy: I tried, but you wanted to watch wrestling!</div><div>Brian: shhhhhh, they were doing a Von Erich special.</div><div>Christy: well, they're all dead except Kent.</div><div>Brian: Kent????</div><div>Troy: uh oh!</div><div>Mandy giggles</div><div>Christy: Kent, Kerry or whoever....</div><div>Brian is devastated at the turn of events </div><div>Christy: my flight leaves in an hour. So come on help me pack!</div><div>Brian: what about the show?</div><div>Christy: I have left Mandy in charge.</div><div>Brian.......</div><div>Troy slams his beer down and says, "I'm out!"</div><div>Mandy giggles</div><div><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">Christy and Brian head out to pack, Mandy prepares for her show and Troy leaves a trail of beer tears.</span></div><div><br></div><div>Will Brian stop watching wrestling due to the unfortunate events? Will Christy enjoy her time in Napa? Will the show crater with Mandy at the helm? Will Troy return? All those answers and more on the next episode of the Superfriends.</div><div><br></div>Brianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14604163464718079705noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4905170098936067153.post-60653499118766830212016-07-25T15:37:00.001-05:002016-07-25T15:38:07.184-05:00Why Today Doesn't SuckPreviously on the Superfriends-<div><br></div><div>At the Peters/Robinson residence:</div><div>Brian: hey babe, you ready for our run?</div><div>Christy: ugh, I can't today; remember my knees? (Points directly at knees)</div><div>Brian: man, if I see that knee doctor again, we'll have words!</div><div>Christy: it's ok, but I do need to stay active. Let's do some PokemonGo.</div><div>Brian: (vomit, yet seems excited at the same time)</div><div>Mandy rings Christy's phone but Christy declines call so she can kill the Rattata...</div><div>Mandy waits patiently......</div><div><br></div><div>Voodoo Child screams wildly into the Superfriends studio.</div><div>Brian: welc.....</div><div>Mandy interrupts Brian's show opening monologue: why is the AC on 79?</div><div>Brian: what? It's not THAT hot. (As he fans himself)</div><div>Christy: just tell her the truth Brian..</div><div>Brian: shhhhhh</div><div>Mandy: tell me!</div><div>Brian: it's not that big of a deal really. We're just cutting back during the summer months.</div><div>Mandy: why DURING THE HOTTEST TIME OF THE YEAR??</div><div>Christy swivels in her chair and pours more coffee from the canteen.</div><div>Christy: why do I have my coffee in a canteen?</div><div>Brian: babe, it was more efficient to boil water than use the stove.</div><div>Mandy: more efficient?? are we broke? What happened to all those endorsements that Rohan secured for us?</div><div>Brian: well, I mean, ummmmm</div><div>Christy: tell her </div><div>Brian: I forgot to re-up some of the contracts!</div><div>Mandy: OMG</div><div>Christy: yep</div><div>Brian: can you have Rohan call them fo......</div><div>Mandy: NOOOOOOOOO</div><div>You need to call, I can't believe this</div><div>Christy: well, I have a Morrocco trip to prepare for.</div><div>Brian: hon, remember we dis........</div><div>Christy: I do remember but I'm schlepping away doing this slop and not travel.</div><div>Mandy: I just can't believe this</div><div>Brian sits in a pile of defeat</div><div>Mandy: I'm running this ship today, you (Brian) get to fixing this NOW.</div><div><br></div><div>Brian shyly calls Rohan</div><div>Rohan answers the call from Brian</div><div>What up chief? Ready for another beat down in basketball? Or wanna hear some more of my 80's Rock n' roll again on my phone....</div><div>Brian interrupts and says well, "I need a favor"</div><div>Rohan: shoot</div><div>Brian: I need you to call your contacts again for the sponsorship money!</div><div>Rohan.......</div><div>Brian: you there?</div><div>Rohan (click as the call gets dropped)</div><div>Christy in the meantime is booking flights to Africa</div><div>Mandy is taking phone calls on Australian Rules Football</div><div><br></div><div>Brian is left to wonder about life and the pursuit of happiness....</div><div><br></div><div>Join us next time as we catch up with our favorite Superfriends. Has Christy finalized deets for her exotic trip? Has Mandy adequately explained Aussie Rules Football? Did Brian find his pursuit of happiness? All this and more on 93.8 The Superfriends</div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div><br></div>Brianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14604163464718079705noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4905170098936067153.post-9435469882354387622016-03-07T17:47:00.001-06:002016-07-25T15:15:27.071-05:00Knocking on Heaven's DoorPreviously on the Superfriends-<div><br></div><div>At Buck residence: Mandy bellows, "Rohan, are you and Brian playing ball today?"</div><div>Rohan: I think so, that squeezer needs a good beating."</div><div>Mandy: ok, well I'm putting in the tuna casserole for dinner.</div><div>Rohan with ever so slight vomit coming up, "Mandy, I think Brian and I are going out."</div><div>Mandy: what about me?</div><div>Rohan: well, you have the tuna casserole.</div><div>Mandy: but, I don't even like tuna!</div><div>Rohan: just open the windows, last time you made it smelled like hot garbage.</div><div>Mandy just sits in her house fumbling with he window latches.</div><div><br></div><div>At the Peters/Robinson residence</div><div>Christy is packing for yet another work/funsy trip.</div><div>Brian is polishing his basketball shoes.</div><div>Christy: ok, babe, my plane leaves in 2 hours.</div><div>Brian: I can't believe you get to go to Bora Bora.</div><div>Christy: well, I jumped at the chance...</div><div>Brian is already popping the Xanax</div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div>Melodically strumming the Superfriends studio is Slim Whitman's I Remember You</div><div><br></div><div>Brian: welcome one and all to another rousing edition of the popular radio program The Superfriends</div><div>Mandy: where is Christy?</div><div>Brian: she is high in the sky somewhere over the Atlantic Ocean heading to Bora Bora.</div><div>Troy: why?</div><div>Mandy: where?</div><div>Brian: Troy, a little business and a lot of relaxation.</div><div>Mandy is seen struggling to google Bora Bora. </div><div>Troy: that's cool bro, she sure gets to travel a lot.</div><div>Brian: well, as she put it, she brings home the bacon so she can fry it how she likes.</div><div>Mandy: that makes no sense.</div><div>Brian ignoring her tiny little friend outlines the show. We'll look over the Spring Training box scores of the Ranger games, discuss the pros and cons of having cats as pets, and talking to Michael Hayes of the HOF bound Fabulous Freebirds.</div><div>Troy: can't believe you snagged him....</div><div>Mandy: who is he?</div><div>Brian shuts Mandy's mic off</div><div>Unbeknownst to Mandy she keeps talking</div><div>Occasionally throughout the show Slim Whitman is played coming back from breaks and subtly under reading of the box scores.</div><div><br></div><div>During the Michael Hayes interview, he comments on the Slim Whitman music and said now that's walking down Badstreet USA right there.</div><div>Brian thanks Hayes for coming on and gets his wacky radio liner.</div><div>*aside* a wacky radio liner is where a person getting interviewed says, "I'm (enter name) and I never listen to the Superfriends"</div><div>*aside over*</div><div>Mandy finally realizes her mic has been off and throws her headset off in disgust.</div><div>Troy and Brian look on amazed at the vocabulary coming out of her mouth.</div><div>Meanwhile in Bora Bora Christy is laying in a hammock with pen and notepad in tow.</div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div>Join us next time as we recap our historic interview with Michael Hayes. Will Mandy apologize for using the foulest language ever? Will Christy leave her vacation to come home? Also what were the results of the basketball game between Brian and Rohan?</div><div><br></div><div>Slim Whitman is left on auto play in honor of the passing of John Robinson.</div>Brianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14604163464718079705noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4905170098936067153.post-68857985833523059652016-01-30T15:16:00.001-06:002016-01-30T15:20:33.897-06:00Toes!Previously on the Superfriends-<div><br></div><div>Christy clanging and banging at the local Planet Fitness, while man husband Brian is scouting the nearest circuit machine. Christy yells out, "Brian, pump those weights!" All the meatheads and knuckeldraggers turn eyes towards Brian, who is setting the bench press bar at 75lbs.</div><div><br></div><div>Meanwhile, Mandy is making warm tuna casserole and Rohan is boning up on his free throw shooting. Rohan's career free throw percentage is 79% and his basketball nemesis, Brian's is a robust 91%.</div><div><br></div><div>Whispering through the studio is Voodoo Child by Jimi Hendrix. Brian introduces he crew- technically directing is gallbladder less Troy, producing is Grand Prairies own Christy and co-host.... I mean yuk-monkeying is our diminutive friend Mandy. </div><div>Christy: must we have nicknames?</div><div>Mandy: I like nicknames? I feel included.</div><div>Troy: well, I told you I couldn't work today, I'm having my follow up from surgery.</div><div>Brian: no worries brother.</div><div>Troy: I'm not worried, but I gotta get going. ( Troy is seen leaving holding his side with a patch of blood on his shirt)</div><div>Christy: that doesn't look normal!</div><div>Mandy: he'll be fine, just rub some dirt on it.</div><div>Brian: let's not get distracted, we have a show to run. I have contacted Rohan to fill in for Troy. He has a fun segment called, basketball with Brian.</div><div>Mandy: not this again!</div><div>Christy: I can't believe I've been involved with this for the past 8 years...</div><div>Rohan walking in, with basketball in tow, "alright man you ready?"</div><div>Brian: for?</div><div>Rohan: for some hoops.</div><div>Christy: yea hon, you ready?</div><div>Mandy giggles</div><div>Brian: well, um, I need to....</div><div>Rohan: the ladies will commentate while we play.</div><div>Brian looking nervous retorts: they don't want to do that.</div><div>Christy and Mandy in unison: YES WE DO!</div><div>Brian tears away his wind pants to reveal his basketball shorts, knee high white socks. (He's also rocking a Dirk Nowitzki jersey)</div><div>Brian: you didn't think I would come unprepared?</div><div>Mandy: yes.</div><div>Christy knows her hubby is ready for some ball.</div><div>As Christy and Mandy hilariously commentate on basketball with a sprinkle of hip hop and food references, Brian takes a commanding lead of 7-4 </div><div>Rohan: bro, your foot was on the line!</div><div>Brian: let's ask the girls what they saw.</div><div>Christy is seen beat boxing to little Missy and Mandy is swatting a fly away from her tuna sandwich.</div><div>Rohan: for crying out loud!</div><div>Brian: ok, let's redo then.</div><div>Rohan checks the ball to Brian and Brian promptly swishes a three.</div><div>Rohan slumps shoulders through to the end of the game.</div><div>Brian wins a decisive yet competitive game 11-9.</div><div>Rohan forgoes the handshakes and leaves in a huff.</div><div>Brian turns to the ladies and to his horror; Mandy is asleep with tuna remnants on her cheek and Christy has left a note saying she's working out.</div><div><br></div><div>Brian realizes that no one called the end of the game and also there has been dead air broadcasting.</div><div><br></div><div>Join us next time as we find out if Rohan has accepted his basketball fate? Did Mandy awake from her tuna slumber? Did Christy have a banging workout? Is Troy going to be physically able to perform his duties on Superfriends? Has Brian realized his full athletic potential? All that and more on 93.8 the Superfriends.</div>Brianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14604163464718079705noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4905170098936067153.post-64832778386427070212016-01-15T14:24:00.001-06:002016-01-15T14:29:05.705-06:00The Force AwakensPreviously on the Superfriends-<div><br></div><div>As Rohan walks off the court in defeat, again, Brian unlaces his shoes and puts on his trusted flip flops. Rohan asks glumly, "dude, it's 70 degrees outside, why you wearing flip flops?" Brian responds, "it's warm," "But it's January??", Rohan says. Brian retorts," and it's 70 degrees!"</div><div>Brian towels off his basketball while Rohan regrets the 2 traveling turnovers.</div><div><br></div><div>Meanwhile, Mandy and Christy are back from their 2nd viewing of the Revenant starring Tom Hardy.</div><div>Christy fans herself while Mandy can't believe the handsomeness they just witnessed. Christy excitedly says, " see, I told you he was hot!" Mandy responds, " indeed!" I think he resembles Leo though. Christy stops dead in her tracks and unleashes something awful and very profane on Mandy.</div><div><br></div><div>Ripping through the Superfriends studio is Voodoo Child by Jimi Hendrix.</div><div>Brian welcomes one and all as Christy already unfurls a huge poster of Tom Hardy shirtless.</div><div>Brian: ummmmmm, babe, what is that?</div><div>Mandy interjects: it's Tom Hardy....</div><div>Brian: I know that you ding-a-ling.</div><div>Christy: it's my new Tom Hardy poster. I won it at the movie theatre before the movie started.</div><div>Troy: who is Tom Hardy?</div><div>Brian shelters Troy from forthcoming wrath and starts the show.</div><div>Christy is seen throwing plastic forks at Troy and Mandy is googling ding-a-ling.</div><div><br></div><div>Knowing that his beloved has been enthralled with Tom Hardy, Brian has arranged for his wife to go to a poster signing by the man himself Mr. Tom Hardy. Christy has already disregarded her show duties and is boning up on the Revenant wiki page and clicking through to Hardy's page.</div><div><br></div><div>After some very intriguing Dallas Maverick talk, Brian moves on to the revelation of the evening with Mr. Hardy. </div><div>Christy, in a Hardy haze is already in scarf mode and out the door. Brian tries to catch her before she leaves but all that is left is the aroma of her 2 hour old candle.</div><div>Troy: what are you going to do now chief?</div><div>Mandy: why must men call each other chief?</div><div>Troy gives Mandy the "you're number 1 sign"</div><div>Mandy responds with a flick of the hand under the chin (very mafia and Italianesque).</div><div><br></div><div>Brian tries calling his betrothed but gets the voicemail. </div><div>Brian then throws show duties to Mandy and Troy. He is last seen running after said betrothed to catch before the poster signing is no more.</div><div>Mandy and Troy finish the show playing a very juvenile game of middle finger salutes.</div><div><br></div><div>*long silence is heard on the airwaves*</div><div>the DFW listening audience sits in utter confusion </div><div><br></div><div>Join us next time as we see who won the middle finger games. Did Troy outduel his co-employee? Did Brian catch up to Christy in time? Did Christy miss out on seeing her movie boyfriend? Is Rohan giving up his love of basketball. All this and much more on 93.8 the Superfriends.</div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div><br></div>Brianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14604163464718079705noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4905170098936067153.post-6454221833101143732015-12-29T14:35:00.002-06:002015-12-29T14:35:15.774-06:00Bang Bang Bang, Boom Boom BoomPreviously on the Superfriends-<br />
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Mandy is furiously trying to open a can of tuna for dinner. Rohan walks in, sees what his wife is making for dinner and calmly turns around and walks out.<br />
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At the Peters/Robinson bungalow, Christy throws another log on the fire and Brian saunters up to his lovely and massages her feet. Christy muses, "these are the days!" Brian retorts, "yes these are the days!" Brian exhales in the majesty of the night but is interrupted by the smoke of the fireplace. Christy frantically checks to see if her mate is ok to which Brian shakes off any ill effects and proceeds to lotion up his wife's feet.<br />
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Voodoo Child by Jimi Hendrix rips through the Superfriends studio and Brian is already in full show hosting duties.<br />
Brian points to Mandy to be ready, nods at Christy as she drinks her coffee and fake football tosses with Troy. Seems like the crew is 100% ready to go.<br />
Mandy interjects: Brian, why did you point at me?<br />
Brian smacks his head<br />
Troy: because you dope, he's making sure we're ready to go.<br />
Mandy: don't call me a dope you long haire.......<br />
Brian: knock it off you two..<br />
Christy spins in her new chair that Brian bought for her, unknowingly spalshing coffee all over her computer screen.<br />
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Brian looks at everyone and wonders where he went wrong.<br />
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Mandy: are we doing Mandy's minute today?<br />
Brian: maybe, but I thought we would go around the room and see what everyone got for Christmas this year?<br />
Christy is hurriedly cleaning coffee off her computer. Troy is flipping through ESPN.<br />
Mandy: well, I can see the respect oozing from everyones pores.<br />
Brian: Mandy, I'll let you go first on presents received this year.<br />
Mandy: ok, I got a watch, shoes, and a scarf from Rohan.<br />
Troy goes next: Becca got me a Harley Davidson golf hat and bag, and game tickets to a Dallas Stars game.<br />
Christy: I got fro my man, an Ulta gift card, scarf, sweater, tool box and 2 brand new kittens.<br />
Mandy: he got you 2 new kittens......?<br />
Brian: Mandy, lets let everyone finish ok!<br />
Mandy gives Brian the #1 salute.<br />
Brian: my hot got me; a new shirt, a pullover sweater, a treasure chest to put grandma goodies in and a DNA kit.<br />
Troy: a DNA kit?<br />
Mandy: does she not think you belong to your parents??<br />
Christy: geeze you guys, it's a cool new thing called 23andme. You spit in a tube, send it off and it gives you results of your ancestry.<br />
Troy: weird!<br />
Brian: I like it thank you very much. we're not done though, we have our show gifts to unveil.<br />
Christy: do we have too?<br />
Mandy is giggling and clapping hands at the thought of receiving gifts.<br />
Brian: yes my love, we must. I had Mandy, Mandy had Christy, Troy had me, Christy had Troy.<br />
Troy whips out his gift for me and it's suite tickets to the upcoming Stars game.<br />
Brian: wow, dude, thanks for thinking of me!<br />
Troy: well, actually they're from my work.<br />
Brian schlumps in his chair.<br />
Troy opens his gift and it's a Harley Davidson can opener.<br />
Troy already puts it to use and cracks open a beer.<br />
Christy opens her gift and it's a kitten bed for her new kittens.<br />
Brian rejoices, thinking that the kitten bed won't be in the master bedroom with them while they sleep.<br />
Christy already is drawing a map of where to put the kitten bed in the master bedroom.<br />
Brian schlumps even further in his chair.<br />
Mandy opens her gift from Brian thinking that it's going to be anything but something tuna. Mandy unwraps said gift and is amazed that it is a candle. (not knowing it's a tuna scented candle.)<br />
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Everyone fake smiles and side hugs all.<br />
Troy is wearing his Harley can opener out.<br />
Brian is rubbing his hands together for the Stars game. (not knowing its on opening night of the Star Wars film)<br />
Christy has already raced home and has placed the kittens, named Bevo and fluffy, in the kitten bed on their masterbed. She neatly places them on Brian's side of the bed.<br />
At home, Mandy lights her candle, basking in the glow of a non tuna gift this year from Brian. Rohan walks in and wonders what in the world that smell is?<br />
Rohan: what is that sme....?<br />
Mandy rushes over to the candle and takes in a deep whiff of the candle and is disgusted to find out it is indeed a tunafish scented candle. She shakes her fist up to the heavens and claims, "Brian, I'll get you for this!"<br />
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Join us next time on the Superfriends, as we celebrate our 8th year on the (fake) air. Will Mandy get even with Brian? Will Troy overuse his can opener? Will Christy get to keep the kitty bed in their bed? (*spoiler alert* answer is yes, always yes) And finally, will Brian choose going to see Star Wars or going with his long time bud and see the Stars game?<br />
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Til then, carry on and look to the heavens!<br />
<br />Brianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14604163464718079705noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4905170098936067153.post-55203879452812751172015-12-20T20:18:00.001-06:002015-12-20T20:24:13.968-06:00Bizarro Christmas 2015we open with a moment of silence in memory of the great Melba Higginbotham (better known as grandma)<br />
*moment of silence*<br />
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Bizarro Christmas has become a tradition here on this wildly successful blog site, so with the recent departure of my dear departed grandmother, this blog will be dedicated in her honor.<br />
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Bizarro Christmas cast includes:<br />
Brian as Brandt<br />
Christy as Chrystal<br />
Mandy as Mindy<br />
Rohan as Rod<br />
Troy as Richard<br />
Becca as Becky<br />
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featuring-<br />
Roy as Rock<br />
Travis as Trance<br />
Rachel as Raquel<br />
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Brandt is glumly sitting in his new house, head in hand, gazing out the window. Chrystal walks by and pats her robust and handsome husband on his head and asks, "need anything dear?" Brandt responds, "yeah, my grandma!" Chrystal leans in and kisses her husband on the forehead and says a silent prayer for him.<br />
Chrystal meanwhile is bustling around getting the house in order for Christmas festivities. Brandt arouses from his depressed state and cleans out the dishwasher. Brandt asks his beautiful wife, when everyone is coming over and she politely says, "7:30pm". Brandt realizes that is is 7:10pm and he hasn't even cleaned up yet.<br />
Chrystal places a call to Mindy and reminds her to tell Rod not to brag about beating Brandt in their weekly basketball game. Mindy asks why and Chrystal tells her to look at the calendar. Mindy looks at her calendar and cant figure what Chrystal means.<br />
Rod enters the room with Mindy staring at the calendar and mentions, "be nice to Brandt, this Christmas is the 1 year anniversary of his grandma passing." Mindy feels like a heel.<br />
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Chrystal has food and drink prepared, all the while Brandt has cleaned the house from pillar to post.<br />
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*door bell rings*<br />
The first guests arrive and it is Richard and Becky. Richard is adorned in Harley Davidson golf shirt and slacks and Becky is wearing a pant suit. Mindy and Rod arrive shortly after with the tuna casserole in tow.<br />
Chrystal asks MIndy, "I thought you weren't bringing that this year?" Mindy retorts, "what, everyone loved it last year!" Mindy doesnt realize that Brandt secretly deposited said casserole in the trash last year due to an ungodly stench.<br />
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All the guests have arrived and Rock is serving everyone up a frosty beverage. Trance is showing off his new Star Wars light saber, Raquel is rolling her eyes at the mention of Star Wars and Rod is telling anyone who will listen about the Australian gun policy.<br />
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Chrystal welcomes one and all to the feast and Brandt toasts his guests.<br />
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During the meal, good time and good eats was had by all. Stories of yesteryear and times bygone were told. Mindy expressed her love of all thing tuna, Rod talked nonstop basketball, Rock got another round of drinks, Raquel talked about the use of google, Richard made motorcycle noises with his mouth, Becky delighted all about tales of dogs, Chrystal enlightened all with knowledge and intellect, and Brandt ended with stories of his sainted grandma. Tears were shed, laughs were bellowed, and hugs were forced.<br />
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Brandt closed the evening with this bon mot, "Love all, and cherish everyone!"<br />
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Merry Christmas!<br />
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<br />Brianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14604163464718079705noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4905170098936067153.post-52530249514120686412015-07-26T22:45:00.001-05:002015-07-26T22:52:41.139-05:00Sister ChristianPreviously on the Superfriends<div><br></div><div>Mandy is feverishly trying to call Brian to wish him a belated birthday.</div><div>Mandy rings up Brian on the ol' rotary.</div><div>"ring ring"</div><div>Brian carelessly looks at his phone to see an incoming call. He sees who is calling him and silences his phone. Christy asks, "who was that?" Brian responds, "wrong number."</div><div> Mandy thinking Brian has answered his phone begins to wish him a happy birthday.</div><div>*Aside* Rohan is spinning a basketball on his finger while looking longingly out a window.</div><div>*Aside over*</div><div><br></div><div>Strumming through the Superfriends studio is Jimi Hendrix's Voodoo Child.</div><div>Brian: welcome one and all to another edition of the Superfriends radio show. To my left right your right is my goddess of a wife, Christy. </div><div>Mandy is pointing to her right and then left to figure out who Brian is introducing.</div><div>Brian: technically directing is the bro of all bros, Troy and last but certainly least is the tiniest of the Superfriends, Mandy. (Mandy has made it around the room pointing at everyone realizing Brian has made it to her name in the intros.)</div><div>Brian: I have worked tirelessly on another show to serve up hot and fresh.</div><div>Troy: I got something hot and fresh for ya! (Troy makes a hasty retreat to the bathroom)</div><div>Mandy vomits in her mouth.</div><div>Christy is dry heaving in her chair.</div><div>Mandy: can we get to Mandy's minute?</div><div>Brian seeing the need to get the show back on track, remarks, " yes it's time, it's Mandy time!"</div><div>Mandy: why did you say it like that?</div><div>Christy: he didn't want to tell anyone but he's working on his vocals for a wrestling announcers audition.</div><div>Mandy can't believe what she just heard.</div><div>Christy can't believe what she just said.</div><div>Troy can't believe what he just did.</div><div>Brian is beyond embarrassed and tries to get back to Mandy's minute but she spends her minute laughing and guffawing so hard she snorts and bellows continuesly.</div><div>Christy feeling bad for her husband leaves to get a cup of coffee and another doughnut.</div><div>Troy is fully entrenched in his recliner half asleep.</div><div><br></div><div>Brian: well if you must know, I was sought out for an audition with the local wrestling organization. Some executive heard the show and liked my cords.</div><div>Mandy: your cords?</div><div>Troy is slapping at the air as if a bug has awakened him from his slumber.</div><div>Christy renters the room with doughnut glaze on her lips and full on coffee breath.</div><div>Brian: yes, they realized talent when they heard it and want me to come down tomorrow night. I get to introduce Kevin Von Erich, he's one of my bigge.....</div><div>Mandy: we know, we know! I thought they were all dead.</div><div>Brian throws off his headset in disgust, walks out in a huff.</div><div>Mandy: wow, is he really upset?</div><div>Christy shrugs her shoulders and wipes the glaze drool from her mouth.</div><div><br></div><div>Mandy and Christy sit in silence, Troy snoozes away and Brian is left to his own confidence rebuilding.</div><div><br></div><div>How will Brian's audition go? Is he really upset with Mandy? Will Christy notice the doughnut glaze on her mouth? Will someone wake Troy from sleep? Will we ever uncover Rohan's need for acceptance in the arena of basketball? </div><div>All that and more next time on the Superfriends...</div>Brianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14604163464718079705noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4905170098936067153.post-66658146900262893862015-07-08T22:02:00.002-05:002015-07-26T22:14:27.435-05:00Getting the lead out!Previously on the Superfriends-<br>
Mandy is doing some serious remodeling in her house. First up is shelves to be mounted on her living room walls. Always one to follow safety guidelines, she whips out a small ladder. Mandy position the ladder just so, tools in tow and......... crash! thump! arghhhh! kerplunk! toot!<br>
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Deep in the jungles of the most remote and desolate region of the Phillipines, a herd of tribesman have discovered an old radio. They stare at it with wonder and amazement. One of the elderly men shakes it and out comes some English that sounds very strong and competent. That voice is none other than Brian Peters, main host of the Superfriends radio show. All the men look at each other, beat their chests and make some tribal war call. Mandy's voice comes on to interrupt Brian and his reading of the Rangers box score and the men promptly throw the radio in the near by lagoon.<br>
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trickling through the studio air, Jimi Hendrix's Voodoo Child can be heard.<br>
Brian: good morning to all. Welcome to another edition of the award winning Superfriends radio show. To my left your right at the helm is the always beautiful, athletic, and sexy Christy, technically directing from the mean streets of NRH, Troy and I'll be here but without further ado, let's give it up to the sidekicks of all sidekicks, yuck monkey extrodinairre, Mandy<br>
Mandy whispers: no finger point this time Brian, I know when we're on the air!<br>
Christy: hon, were on right now! ( wonders why she's involved in such trivial mess)<br>
Mandy looks around and realizes that in fact we're live and on the air.<br>
Brian: ok, let's get rolling! It's time for our new featured segment, Mandy's minute.<br>
Troy: do we really have to do this minute thing?<br>
Mandy: yes, it's been heavily requested by one and all.<br>
Troy: by whom?<br>
Brian: let's see, we have pockets of listeners in East Arlington, Waxahachie and some unintelligible areas.<br>
Troy: seems like a big time waste to me.<br>
Mandy: why don't you technically direct.<br>
Troy: I am.<br>
Christy: how old are we?<br>
Brian: I'm 40, bout to be 41..<br>
Christy: babe, that was a rhetorical question. (where's my coffee and happy pills?)<br>
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Mandy proceeds to enlighten and pontificate on today's hot social topics. She peruses Facebook, the home page for AOL and Soap Opera Digest.<br>
Brian: well, seems like your minute is up and it's time for our second most favorite segment titled, Rangers box score with Brian.<br>
Troy's ears perk up, Rohan comes running in with sincerity in his eyes.<br>
Mandy vomits in her lap and Christy is seen throwing pencils into the ceiling.<br>
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Brian: well that all the time we have for today, join us next time for another side splitting, sports intensive, somewhat information minute of thought by your close knit group of Superfriends.<br>
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Christy is seen already out the door in full jogging apparel. Mandy is seen circling the tuna sandwich from yesterday. Brian, Troy and Rohan are seen giving back slaps, high fives and full frontal man hugs for another successful radio show in the books.<br>
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Will Christy fully committ to the show? Or will she satiate her desire for travel? Will Mandy ever make something besides tuna fish? Will Brian expand his listening audience.<br>
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Not here, but over there, the elderly Phillipino tribesmen are once again aroused to the mania that is the Superfiends!!Brianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14604163464718079705noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4905170098936067153.post-57589955524559337802015-07-07T15:35:00.000-05:002015-07-07T16:04:44.110-05:00Rest in Peace* QUICK ASIDE *<br>
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To live is to love. My sweet angelic grandmother passed onto the next plane on Christmas Eve 2014. She was my everything, my grandmother, mother, all encompassing parent and better yet my love. She had been in failing health for some time but somehow, still drove daily, worked part time and was the matriarch of our family. She is dining with the King of Kings and free from all pain. Hopefully heaven has a TV, so she can watch her beloved Days of Our Lives.<br>
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I dedicate all my future blogs in her name.<br>
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* QUICK ASIDE OVER *<br>
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Making his triumphant return to the Superfriends airwaves is the #1 Superfriend of all time, Brian!<br>
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Brian nervously writes down his thoughts for the show today. It has been too long since a show has aired and he feels the nerves clamping down on him.<br>
Meanwhile in the Buck/Pegues abode, Mandy is busily making tuna casserole whilst Rohan works hard on his ever lacking basketball game.<br>Similarly, at the Peters/Robinson mansion, Christy is dishing up a batch of her gluten-free chocolate chip cookies. Erykah Badu music is blaring in the kitchen and Mrs. Peters Robinson is sexily making the aforementioned cookies.<br>
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Without further ado, it's time, it's SUPERFRIENDS TIME....<br>
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Jimi Hendrix's Voodoo Child is wafting through the Superfriends studio. (The Superfriends radio station is actually Brian & Christy's spare bedroom)<br>
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Mandy: I like what you have done with the place.<br>
Brian: Mandy, can you wait til the red light comes on?<br>
Mandy: I don't know what you mean? I'm mesmerized by your Kerry Von Erich poster.<br>
Brian: alright, alright! Enough of this tomfoolery, it's time for the Superfriends radio show.<br>
At the helm, is my beautiful wife, Christy, technically directing is North Richland Hill's own, Troy and I'll be here, but without further ado, let's give it up to the one and only Mandy....<br>
Brian throws it to Mandy (finger point and all since she follows finger commands better)<br>
With half a cheeto hanging out of her mouth, Mandy looks on perplexed.<br>
Brian: Mandy, you're on!<br>
Mandy inhales said cheeto without much of a single crunch.<br>
Mandy: well, I think this calls for a special segment of the show. Is it my turn to talk about what I want to talk about?<br>
Brian: yes! That's why I threw it to you...<br>
Christy: my goodness, how did I get talked back into this slop?<br>
Brian: babe, remember you're our new Superfriends Social Media Editor!<br>
Troy: and what am I?<br>
Mandy: well, I think you're a f........<br>
Brian: ok, well we're back to our good ol' times I see. Let's start off with a segment, I like to call; Mandy's minute.<br>
Mandy: wait a minute, I only get a minute?<br>
Brian: well, right now, at the start of the show, you get the first segment and can talk about anything.<br>
Mandy: hmmmmm, well I might need more than minute.<br>
Troy: this is already a disaster<br>
Mandy: pipe down Tiny!<br>
Troy: hey, I've lost 25 pounds.<br>
Mandy: well, you can kiss m......<br>
Brian: ok, ok, looks like your minute is up! That's too bad, I wanted to hear about your secretive tuna casserole recipe.<br>
Christy: ummmmmmm, this is not what I signed up for? I've got some trail running to do.<br>
Troy: yeah, I need to test drive my new Harley...<br>
Brian: fine, we'll meet again next week to discuss our new and improved Superfriends radio show!<br>
Mandy feverishly drives home to have dinner made for Rohan before he gets home from work.<br>
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As the studio sits quietly and the air hangs over the room, Brian reflects on another attempt to revive his dream of a radio show with his closest friends.<br>
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He turns over a photo of his long missed grandmother. Puts his feet up on the desk and cracks open a cold Dr. Pepper. Instead of drinking the frothy beverage, he pours one out for his sweet grandma.<br>
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Next time on the Superfriends- Did Mandy make dinner in time for her beloved? Was Troy able to drive his new Harley? Is Christy going to subjugate herself to more of this riff-raff? Answers to these questions and more, next time on the Superfriends!Brianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14604163464718079705noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4905170098936067153.post-22666606864947242922014-10-24T21:21:00.001-05:002014-10-24T21:21:22.071-05:00Between Two Candles* UPDATE *<br />
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It seems as The Superfriends Radio show has been canceled not to low ratings but to internal conflict. It seems Rohan couldn't get along with Brian because Rohan seems to always lose to Brian in basketball. Also, Mandy's general lack of sports knowledge was a detriment to overall show morale. Christy was fine with the cancellation due to the fact she had higher hopes and dreams. Troy had already bailed to live in Shiner, Texas as an exec for Shiner Beer Inc. So this little blog will follow the lives of all our "Superfriends" and more importantly what the radio show headliner is now doing with his life.<br />
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Brian is standing in front of his full length bedroom mirror, straightening his tie. Brian has a new job that starts at 11:00am sharp. Christy is also readying for her new jaunt in life. She has parlayed her journalism degree into freelancing for the New York Times, TIME magazine and National Geographic. This new job will also have Christy traveling a lot. Brian smooches his bride on the forehead, hands her her coffee and lays out her lunch on the table.<br />
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Brian: see you tonight sweets.<br />
Christy: thanks for making my coffee, have a good day!<br />
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Brian makes way to his new studio and readys himself for the new venture.<br />
He straightens up the chairs and lights the candles. It seems as if Brian has a new web/radio show. It is an interview style show that will highlight Brian's comedic prowess, improvisational quips and overall general talent.<br />
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*ring ring*<br />
Brian looks at his phone and notices Mandy is calling.<br />
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Brian answers-<br />
Mandy: hey goob. what's up?<br />
Brian: thats Mr. Goob to you! are you here yet?<br />
Mandy: Yes! ugh, don't you trust me, I said I'll be there at 11:00am and I am.<br />
Brian: ok, well, um, it's 11:03am.<br />
Mandy: who's keeping time anyways.<br />
Brian: I am, we go on in 7 minutes. I have to keep a tight schedule.<br />
Mandy: why? you think anyone will listen.<br />
Brian: well, we had quite a few listeners for our radio show!<br />
Mandy: that was fake, remember!<br />
Brian: see, that's why it ultimately failed. this won't, believe that.<br />
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Brian calmly sits in his chair and wets his eyebrows in anticipation.<br />
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softly playing in the background is "One" by Metallica.<br />
Brian: welcome to my new hit show, Between Two Candles. For the next 15 minutes, I offer my thoughts and opinions on the news of the day and conduct exciting and fresh interviews. Now you might ask who I will be interviewing? Well, I have lots of friends and family, so we'll start with that.<br />
Brian leans over and lights the two candles. (this emits a rosy and earthy smell)<br />
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Brian grabs the newspaper and proceeds to read the headlines of the days. He begins to touch on the subject of Ebola but right before he does, he leans over and presses a music button that is nestled between the two candles. "Ebola, Ebola, don't touch your friends" blares out. Brian giggles at his new found comedic freedom. He thinks to himself, "I could never do this on the Superfriends."<br />
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After reading headlines about Ebola, ISIS, and the recent death of Robin Williams, Brian introduces the listening audience to his first guest.<br />
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Brian: now, lets welcome Mandy Pegues Buck.<br />
Brian gets up to offer his hand in an inviting gesture. Mandy returns said gesture with a slap of the hand. Brian stands there in confused rejection. He waits for Mandy to take her seat, to be gentlemanly, but Mandy is nose smelling the candles. She goes to pick up one of the candles but.....<br />
Brian: no.......... don't touch that! It's one of the candles!!<br />
he reaches to grab it out of her hand but Mandy is scared confused and drops it and starts a small carpet fire. Mandy jumps up on the chair, while Brian puts out the fire with his Longhorn blanket.<br />
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Brian sits in disgust at the turn of the events. Mandy cheers him up with a glass of unsweet tea.<br />
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Brian rallies and proceeds to conduct his interview.<br />
Brian: so, Mandy, is that your real name.<br />
Mandy: (looks perplexed) umm, yes. Actually it's Mary but I go by Mandy. I go by that....<br />
Brian: next question. So hows Rohan doing in his job? has he overcame his failures in basketball?<br />
Mandy: what? yes, he's doing fine! he hasn't failed in basketball, actually didn't he beat you last ni....<br />
Brian: one more question. have you ever watched Star Wars? What grade would you give it on a scale of 1-10?<br />
Mandy: lol, I haven't watched Star Wars! you know that...<br />
Brian: alright, alright! seems like we're out of time today. Join me next time as I interview my handsome wife about her escapades in New York. until next time, my name is Brian and you've been listening to Between Two Candles.<br />
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Mandy is seen slow walking out to her car skipping and flapping her arms making airplane noises.<br />
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Brian blows out the candles and leans back in his chair, basking in the glow of his just completed first show.<br />
<br />Brianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14604163464718079705noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4905170098936067153.post-23201053323354503422013-12-24T16:54:00.002-06:002013-12-25T00:57:36.427-06:00A Truly Bizarro Christmas- 2013Yep, it's that time again! Time for good good and nice nice. Time for laughs and snickers. Time for full frontal hugs and back slaps. But, I digress! It's the Christmas season and it's time for another side splitting edition of a Truly Bizarro Christmas! If you're new to this here blog, a. where have you been?, b. heave to and trice up!<br>
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The usual cast of characters is present. In no particular order of importance-<br>
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Brian as Brandt<br>
Christy as Chrystal<br>
Mandy as Mindy<br>
Rohan as Rod<br>
Troy as Richard<br>
Becca as Becky<br>
introducing:<br>
Travis as Trance<br>
Rachel as Raquel<br>
Roy as Rock<br>
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Christmas morning and the birds are heard chirping, soft gentle breeze whisks the tree limbs, and a snore is heard something so fierce, who could it be?<br>
<br>
At the Peters/Robinson abode-<br>
Brandt: babe, is everything on track for our big festive Christmas dinner?<br>
Chrystal: yes hon, are you ready to go pick it up?<br>
Brandt: pick what up?<br>
Chrytsal: the food?<br>
Brandt: o, of course, I thought you were making.....<br>
Chrystal: what? you thought I was making a meal for everyone?? I worked 12 hours yesterday, I'm pooped!<br>
Brandt: no worries hon, I have a massage therapist coming before everyone gets here to a number on your shoulders and back!<br>
Chrystal: awesome!!<br>
Brandt: he kind of looks like Tom Hardy in the face a little bit!<br>
Chrystal runs into the bathroom to clean up and apply makeup in anticipation of her massage.<br>
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Meanwhile at the Buck residence<br>
Rod has turned up the music because Mindy is snoring like a freight train<br>
Rod: all I want for Christmas is to beat Brandt in basketball, he just won't shut it! I mean I had the winning layup but I tripped! stupid shoes...<br>
Mindy arouses from her deep snoring slumber<br>
Mindy: Rod?? Rod??<br>
Rod puts down his miniature basketball and attends to Mindy's screams for help.<br>
Mindy: Rod??<br>
Rod: yes, Mindy! what is wrong?<br>
Mindy: O nothing, I awoke to a loud screeching deafening noise!<br>
Rod: I think half the block heard!<br>
Mindy: what?<br>
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Raquel: Trance, do we have directions to Brandt's and Chrystal's house?<br>
Trance just arrived back home from an exhausting tai kwon doe session<br>
Trance: no idea.. (wiping sweat from his brow)<br>
Raquel: well, maybe I can ask Facebook and see if anyone knows..<br>
Trance begins to offer up the solution of google mapping the address but leaves well enough alone.<br>
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Richard and Becky are still asleep from building their squids a bike and swing set from the night before.<br>
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Rock is only on his 3rd hour of sleep from a long night of Billy Bob's and the like..<br>
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It's 4:30pm sharp and the time has come to commence Christmas celebratories.<br>
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Brandt: Chrystal, you think this shirt looks good with these pants?<br>
Chrystal: babe, I'm gonna subscribe you to a men's magazine that helps you with these things.<br>
Brandt is left standing there, shirt untucked, belt unclasped and one sock on..<br>
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*ding ding*<br>
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Chrystal: hon, get the door, I'm running behind here, still have make-up and hair to do..<br>
Brandt hurriedly tidies himself and opens the door.<br>
Mindy and Rod make their grand entrance and hand off their jackets to Brandt. unknowingly, Brandt makes way to the kitchen and Mindy and Rod plop on the couch eating the prepared snacks. (jackets are lying in heap on the floor)<br>
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*ding ding*<br>
Brandt hurries to the door so his bride can continue to ready herself.<br>
Becky and Richard enter and promptly step right on the jackets left by Mindy and Rod.<br>
Becky murmurs to herself about the mess on the floor, Richard quiets his wife as not to offend anyone.<br>
Chrystal makes her much anticipated entrance to find Mindy and Rod scarfing down table snacks and Becky and Richard toe nudging the jackets in a judgemental pose.<br>
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Becky: sorry we're late but we had a long night last night!<br>
Brandt: let's keep that to ourselves why don't we?<br>
Richard: dude, we had so much wrapping, it was crazy! Brandt, what did you think she meant?<br>
Brandt: O, nothing, nothing at all! (nervously, eats a cheese ball from the snack table)<br>
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*ding ding*<br>
Chrystal opens the door to find Raquel and Trance with their little girl named Lake!<br>
come on in guys, welcome! Raquel attempts to hand Chrystal her jacket but Chrystal is already setting the table!<br>
Trance: do they not have a jacket hanger? who doesn't have one of those? who's jackets are on the floor?<br>
Raquel notices the mess of jackets on the floor, and steps over them..<br>
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Rock is counting sheep still at his apartment!<br>
<br>
Brandt makes a toast to the assembled crew.<br>
Brandt: I would like to thank everyone for coming. Remember the reason for the season, pray for one another and bless this food to our bodies, Amen!<br>
Mindy: where's Rock?<br>
Trance: last I heard, he went out with some friends last night!<br>
Raquel, maybe I should Facebook him and see what's up!<br>
Chrystal hands plates to everyone and dinner commences.<br>
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Good time was had by all!<br>
Mindy: this food is delicious. ( not knowing she has crumbs on her bottom lip)<br>
Rod motions to Mindy to wipe her lip off, but Mindy perceives this as a wave and waves back.<br>
Brandt sips on his wine and discusses Cowboys football with Richard. Richard wants none of this, because he is done being a fan..<br>
Becky motions to Richard that it is time to go. (her parents are kid-sitting just for this special occasion, so Becky doesn't want to kill the whole night away here at Brandt and Chrystal's)<br>
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Brandt: I'm glad everyone came over and had a good time! I think just visiting with everyone is better than buying gifts. I believe Christmas is more than spending money on unnecessary presents.<br>
Mindy: I like presents...<br>
Rod: Mindy, let's go, we have ding dong cake ready at the house.<br>
Chrystal: thank you everyone for coming, I enjoyed seeing all of ya'll..<br>
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Trance: Raquel, pack up Lake, we need to get on the road to Austin.<br>
Raquel: do you have directions?<br>
Trance: it;s straight down 35, who needs directions?<br>
Raquel: well, I can jump on Facebook if needed!<br>
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Mindy and Rod pick up their jackets off the floor, wondering how they got there!<br>
Becky and Richard stop off and the nearest Harley Davidson store.<br>
Rock finally wakes up to find his phone has 22 text messages and numerous voicemails.<br>
Chrystal and Brandt see off everyone and close the door.<br>
Brandt takes his wife in his arms and slow dances to Christmas music!<br>
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Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night.....<br>
<br>Brianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14604163464718079705noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4905170098936067153.post-5480179500317798242013-11-27T19:39:00.001-06:002013-11-28T00:42:44.575-06:00Bizarro Thanksgiving 2013'Hello my fellow humanoids! My my my, how the time has passed since we last visited. I aged another year, gained a few and traversed in my mind where I would like to roam. Anyway, in lieu of my customary blog, I thought I'd switch it up on you guys and lay another good strong bizarro blog. Now if you don't have the foggiest idea what that means, look it up, educate yourself and let hilarity consume you. I have added a few new characters to enhance the overall bizarro product. *Disclaimer* if you get offended by depiction of said characters in this here blog, I'm sorry, but get over it. This is meant to edify our feeble minds and let the funny have its way with us. So without further ado, here we go....<br>
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Starring in no particular order-<br>
Brandt played by Brian<br>
Chrystal played by Christy<br>
Mindy by Mandy<br>
Rod by Rohan<br>
Richard by Troy<br>
Becky by Becca<br>
<i><b>Guest starring</b></i>-<br>
Raquel by Rachel (Mindy's sister)<br>
Trance by Travis (Mindy's brother-n-law)<br>
Rock by Roy (Mindy's brother from the same mother)<br>
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Deep in the heart of Texas.<br>
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Brandt: Chrystal, have Thanksgiving Day festivities been secured?<br>
Chrystal: I don't know Brandt, have they?<br>
Brandt confused by the language replies, "Ummmm!"<br>
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Meanwhile at the Pegues.Buck abode-<br>
Rod: Mindy, has Brandt invited us yet for Thanksgiving dinner?<br>
Mindy: I don't know, has he not called you yet?<br>
Rod: that's why I'm asking you!<br>
Mindy: ugh, I don't know. Ever since we didn't invite them over for ding-dong cake, Brandt has been a little sore...<br>
Rod: well, we don't have to be around them all the time!<br>
Mindy: I know, but ding-dong cake brings friends together... I'm going to call Raquel and see if she has heard anything.<br>
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*ring ring*<br>
Raquel: hello!<br>
Mindy: hey Raquel, do you know if we're going to Chrystal and Brandt's for Thanksgiving?<br>
Raquel: why would I know that, they're you're friends!!<br>
Mindy: ugh, sigh, no they're not... Have you seen how Brandt plays with Lake? (Raquel's baby daughter)<br>
Raquel: well, he is good with kids...<br>
Trance: (looking at Raquel), hey hon, I'm going with Rock hunting..<br>
Raquel: wait! what about Thanksgiving??<br>
Trance: ummm, we have to have a turkey to eat! we're not going to the store for one.<br>
Raquel: good thinking...<br>
Mindy: (looking at phone) hello...<br>
Raquel hangs up...<br>
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Rock is still butt-up sleeping on his bean bag unknowing of the turkey hunt that is about to commence<br>
Trance knocks on Rock's door. "Rock you ready!?"<br>
Rock awakens with a migraine and puts his longjohns and overalls on. "Ready."<br>
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Trance and Rock meander through the dense forest on the look out for turkey prey.<br>
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In the meantime,<br>
Brandt is feverishly making his famous cornbread dressing.<br>
Chrystal: babe, I'm gonna need the counter space for cookings and bakings...<br>
Brandt: hon, you know I need to make the dressing..<br>
Chrystal: well yes, but do you want me to make fudge or not!<br>
Brandt proceeds to make dressing by the small space next to the window sill.<br>
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*ring ring*<br>
Richard dials Brandt to break the bad news that he and his wife Becky will not be making Thanksgiving this year due to having Dallas Cowboy game tickets..<br>
Richard: dangit...<br>
Becky: what?<br>
Richard: Brandt isn't picking up!<br>
Becky: leave a voicemail, then you won't have to break the news to him right now and hear him whine and complain.<br>
Richard: well, we have been friends for over 25 years.<br>
Becky: well, we have been married for over 14 years!<br>
Richard: good point.<br>
<br>
Chrystal is bumping to her new Justin Timberlake album whilst making her patented fudge.<br>
Brandt is seen cleaning stuffing off the sill and window area.<br>
<br>
Trance and Rock have stealthily murdered their turkey and proceeded to clean, drain and defeather it.<br>
<br>
Rod is packing up he and Mindy's food offerings.<br>
Mindy: Let's just head over to Chrystal and Brandt's place right now to get this Thanksgiving party started.<br>
<br>
Raquel needs directions to Brandt's place, so she enlists Facebook's help for answers.<br>
<br>
Trance and Rock clean the blood of their person and celebrate their deft killing of the turkey and subsequent cleaning and preparing for consumption.<br>
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All parties make their way to Brandt and Chrystal's for a nice Thanksgiving feast.<br>
Brandt checks his phone and realizes the message from Richard.<br>
Chrystal is delightfully dancing to another JT song.<br>
Mindy is pulling into the driveway, while Rod digs 2 fingers into the side of the ding-dong cake.<br>
Mindy: Rod?!<br>
Rod: what? they'll never notice.<br>
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The mood is festive and thanks is given.<br>
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL!<br>
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I hope you have enjoyed my post! If you were offended then, I apologize ... for your lack of fun! til Christmas and the annual yearly Bizarro Christmas. goodnight!<br>
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<br>Brianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14604163464718079705noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4905170098936067153.post-6475722181740513272013-09-10T15:14:00.002-05:002013-09-11T18:07:21.162-05:00Bad Radiopreviously on the Superfriends...<br />
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At the Buck residence-<br />
Mandy: Rohan, are you ready for your fantasy football draft?<br />
Rohan: well, not really, I mean...<br />
Mandy: want me to call Brian? he knows any and all about sport!<br />
Rohan: not really...<br />
Mandy is already in mid-dial calling Brian..<br />
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at the Peters/Robinson residence-<br />
*ring ring*<br />
Christy: Brian, is that my phone ringing? I can't find my phone...<br />
Brian: no, babe, it's my phone..<br />
*ring ring*<br />
Brian: its just Mandy!<br />
Christy: you gonna answer it?<br />
Brian: nah, I'll let it go to voicemail..<br />
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<br />
<br />
Voodoo Child by Jimi Hendrix is blasting through the Superfriends studio<br />
<br />
Brian: welcome one and all to another award winning edition of the Superfriends.. today we will talk sports and all that that implies, kittens and fantasy football!<br />
Christy: (swivels in her chair) did you say kittens?<br />
Brian: yes, my little kumquat, kittens!<br />
Christy smiles big and claps excitedly..<br />
Mandy: ummm, why are we going to talk kittens?<br />
Brian: Mandy, this here is called a tease.. we highlight about our topics for the show..<br />
Mandy: you calling me a tease???<br />
Christy: Mandy, ugh, I'll explain later.<br />
Brian: anyways, let me introduce the crew.. we have Christy; the Bastion of Bliss, technically directing. Troy; the leader of all society; at the helm, producing in only the way he can. Rohan; the yuckiest of yuck monkeys. finally, Mandy; the munchkin of Melbourne; co-hosting..<br />
Mandy: what was THAT?<br />
Brian: Mandy, I'm a creative soul..<br />
Christy has twinkles in her eyes at her beau's masterful bon mots.<br />
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Troy: can we hurry this along here, we are already late for our first break!<br />
Mandy: Troy, why are you still here!<br />
Troy gives Mandy the universal sign that she is number 1.<br />
Christy: can we please all get along, we've been doing this drivel for the last 6 years! did I just say 6 years, FML..<br />
Brian: hey, Rohan, did you get get your fantasy football team squared away? (giggle)<br />
Rohan: yes, why?<br />
Brian: o, no reason, just checking!<br />
Mandy: Brian he did fine, I even helped!<br />
Brian: lol, wow!<br />
Christy: we can we talk kittens?<br />
Troy throws it to break and releases hell, fire and brimstone on the crew for being 4 minutes late to break..<br />
Mandy is seen hiding underneath the table<br />
Christy runs to the doughnut table<br />
Rohan takes a # 2 potty break<br />
Brian steadfastly sits in his chair oblivious to the childish vocabulary spewing from Troy's mouth face.<br />
<br />
-back from break<br />
Mandy: can I come out now?<br />
Christy is still out at the doughnut table<br />
Rohan is still stinking up the toilet something fierce!<br />
Brian: ok, lets talk kittens!<br />
Christy: makes headway post haste to her chair ready to commence in kitten talk. (looks over at Mandy and motions for her to sit in her chair)<br />
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Brian: I have been debating, should we adopt a kitten?<br />
Christy: in a word, yes!<br />
Troy: wow, bro, you're going down that road!<br />
Mandy: I like kittens..<br />
Christy hi-fives Mandy and passes her a piece of chocolate.<br />
Christy: I believe in caring of displaced animals, and I vote yes.<br />
Brian looks lovingly on his wife<br />
Brian proceeds to have hand sex with his wife..<br />
Rohan runs in from the bathroom with a piece of toilet paper stuck to his shoe<br />
Rohan: what did I miss? (sees Brian and Christy holding hands in a very loving way)<br />
Mandy: Ro, they are going to adopt a kitten! I think we should too!<br />
Brian: tap the brakes my dear little pint-sized friend! no decision has been made yet..<br />
Christy: hon, have you heard, if momma ain't happy no one is happy?<br />
Brian schlumps in his chair and says, "as head of household, I declare....<br />
Christy waits with bated breath<br />
Mandy bats the butterfly about her face<br />
Rohan runs back to the bathroom due to bubble gut issues..<br />
Troy is already sleep with the tv on the golf channel<br />
Brian: I declare we will adopt 1 kitty!<br />
Christy: YES!!!!!, wait a minute, you said 1 kitty, our new little kitty will need a companion.. we need 2 kitties..<br />
Brian smacks his head<br />
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Christy is seen thumbing through a kitty book looking for names.<br />
Mandy victoriously sits in her chair for capturing a butterfly passing by<br />
Rohan is still destroying the toilet<br />
Troy is sawing logs in his chair<br />
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Join us next time as we recap the lives of our beloved Superfriends.<br />
will Christy pick a name for the kitty AND will Brian give in and get a second companion kitty?<br />
will Mandy realize that butterflies are protected by law, thus meaning you can't capture or contain them?<br />
will Rohan recover from his sudden yet explosive bathroom theatrics?<br />
will Troy awaken in time to realize the crew has vacated the premises?<br />
all that plus much much more on the next episode of the Superfriends!<br />
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<br />Brianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14604163464718079705noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4905170098936067153.post-18843657268776312392013-02-02T15:11:00.003-06:002013-02-02T15:11:36.000-06:00Boom!previously on the Superfriends-<br />
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Mandy: Rohan, we're still going to the movies tonight, right?<br />
Rohan: (twirling a basketball on his finger), sure let me get a couple of spins in first!<br />
Mandy: why?<br />
Rohan: Mandy, don't interrupt greatness...<br />
Mandy: well, ok, anyways, the movie starts at 7:00.<br />
Rohan: (spins ball off his finger) *sigh* what movie again?<br />
Mandy: DJango Unchained!<br />
Rohan: DeeeJango...<br />
Mandy: Rohan, the D is silent!<br />
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At the Peters/Robinson residence-<br />
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Brian: (taking his wife to the airport) ok, babe, when you come back?<br />
Christy: (looking up at the airplanes) I don't know babe, I'll have to check my itinerary.<br />
Brian: ok, we talking a week, or more!?<br />
Christy: one day, you'll be on of these planes soon enough! (patting him on his shoulder)<br />
Brian: mmmmmmhmm.<br />
Christy: guess, I'll have to keep traveling all by myself!?<br />
Brian: not fair!<br />
Christy: yep, you should see the beaches in the Philippines?<br />
Brian: *sigh*<br />
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Voodoo Child by Jimi Hendrix is blaring through the cold and clammy studio, as Brian welcomes one and all!<br />
<br />
Brian: welcome to another award winning edition of the Superfriends 93.8fm.<br />
Mandy: yes welcome!<br />
Brian: Mandy, remember, I'm suppose to point to you and then you talk, signaling I'm done with my welcome!<br />
Mandy: o, you didn't point!<br />
Brian: I wasn't finished!<br />
Troy is seen already flipping on the golf channel and cracking open a Shiner!<br />
Brian: today on the show, we're going to preview the Super Bowl, list our favorite sitcoms of all time and discuss our eatings at our Super Bowl parties.<br />
Mandy: but I'm not watching the SB.<br />
Brian: Mandy, for the love of all that is holy and just, please work with me here, please! I beg you...<br />
Mandy: I'm sorry, what's got you all stuffy!?<br />
Rohan: yea, ol' chap, what shakes?<br />
Brian: Christy is in the Philippines, prolly laying out on some beach, facebooking, tweeting and what not!<br />
Mandy: well it is a sweet gig!<br />
Brian: I guess, but I miss her terribly!<br />
Rohan: want my slice ofding dong cake I brought as a snack?<br />
Brian: you mean, you would give your slice of ding dong cake?<br />
Rohan: if it means you'll quit blubbering like a child yes!<br />
Brian: deal!<br />
Mandy: ok, guys, lets dive right in! top 10 sitcoms of all time!<br />
10. Mork and Mindy<br />
9. Three's Company<br />
8. Cheers<br />
7. Parks and Rec<br />
6. 30 Rock<br />
5. Friends<br />
4. Archie Bunker<br />
3. Mad About You<br />
2. Seinfeld<br />
1. The Office<br />
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Rohan: hold the fish and chips there! Seinfeld needs to be higher!<br />
Brian: bro, smh, The Office is pure unadulterated greatness!<br />
Mandy: who watched Mork and Mindy?<br />
Brian: ummm, I did!<br />
Rohan: 1a. needs to be Seinfeld and 1b. needs to be the Office.<br />
Brian, no you got it backwards chief!<br />
Mandy: how can we settle this?<br />
Troy: lets flip a coin!<br />
Mandy: great idea.............. said no one!<br />
Troy (gives Mandy the your #1 salute and unmutes the golf channel<br />
Mandy: does it really matter, they were both great shows!<br />
Rohan: lets have a shoot off?<br />
Brian: I'm down! first one to make from 3pt land wins.<br />
Mandy: o brother!<br />
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out on the park basketball court, Rohan heaves up mess, while Brian calmly drills his shot!<br />
Rohan: wait, I wasn't ready, that was a practice shot!<br />
Brian is seen doing a victory lap and Rohan schlumps to the ground in tears.<br />
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back inside the studio-<br />
Rohan is still sore over losing and Brian is grinning from ear to ear, all the while eating Ro's ding dong cake slice.<br />
Mandy: Brian, do you have to rub it in? you already beat him in the shoot-off, now you're eating his cake??<br />
Brian: he offered!<br />
Troy: are we gonna get to the Super Bowl eats or not?<br />
Mandy: is that all you think about is food?<br />
Troy: no! (cracks open another Shiner and turns up the golf channel)<br />
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Brian: well that is all the time we have today on the Superfriends, join us next time as we recap the Super Bowl!<br />
Mandy: we didn't even preview it!<br />
Brian: don't worry about that...<br />
Rohan is seen shooting the basketball out on the court.<br />
Mandy is furiously calling in her to go order at Subway, yep you guessed it, footlong tuna fish sandwich!<br />
Brian is smugly walking out of the studio, not knowing he has ding dong cake all over his face, very georgy-porgy style.<br />
Troy has fallen asleep in his chair, Shiner in hand with the tv blaring!<br />
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*Superfriends 93.8* will Rohan ever defeat Brian in anything basketball related? how long will Christy stay this time overseas? does Mandy intend on eating the whole footlong tuna fish sandwich? will Troy awaken in time to get home and tend to his appendixless wife? all that and so much more and less.........<br />
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*BOOM*Brianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14604163464718079705noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4905170098936067153.post-2272337061469447862013-01-27T18:58:00.000-06:002013-01-27T18:58:06.805-06:00Team Bring It!previously on the Superfriends.....<br />
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Mandy: hey Ro, you know what today is?<br />
Rohan: no, what is it?<br />
Mandy: guess....<br />
Rohan: Mandy, I hate guessing games! just tell me....<br />
Mandy: o, all right! it's Downton Day!<br />
Rohan: what is that?<br />
Mandy: it's a show on PBS about....<br />
Rohan: Mandy, is the show Brian has been going on and on about??<br />
Mandy: yes...<br />
Rohan: I'm out!!!!<br />
Mandy schlumps down in her chair!<br />
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at the Peters/Robinson residence-<br />
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Brian: Christy!!!<br />
Christy: (running in from the bedroom) what??<br />
Brian: why are you running?<br />
Christy: why are you yelling my name?<br />
Brian: I wasn't yelling! you just can't hear...<br />
Christy: that makes no sense!<br />
Brian: anyways, are we ready for a our 2nd annual Superfriends 5K fun run?<br />
Christy: babe, you appoint me a running event, believe me that I'm up to the task!<br />
Brian: I wonder if Mandy made the flyers!<br />
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at the Buck residence-<br />
Mandy is seen sleep drooling in her chair while Rohan watches some basketball tutorials.. (Rohan has been thrashed and trashed recently by Brian in basketball and he is trying to get him game back up to snuff)<br />
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Voodoo Child by Jimi Hendrix is wafting through the cool yet warm air as the locals are getting limbered up for the Superfriend 5K fun run.<br />
Brian: man look at this turnout!<br />
Christy: (looking around) I wouldn't say 12 people is a lot hon...<br />
Mandy and Rohan make way to the fun run and Rohan is dribbling a basketball.<br />
Brian: what you got there chief?<br />
Rohan: a basketball!<br />
Brian: ummm ok, why?<br />
Rohan: just working on the old handles! (dribbles between the legs)<br />
Mandy whispers to Christy about the said tutorial Rohan was watching earlier<br />
Brian: so you gonna run while dribbling?<br />
Rohan: yea, why not?<br />
Christy: ok, boys, lets stay focused! Mandy, are you sure you handed out all the flyers?<br />
Mandy: what flyers?<br />
Brian (smh)<br />
Christy: never mind Mandy, this was doomed to be a clusterF anyways! (wonders to herself why she came home from the Philippines for this?)<br />
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Travis is setting up all the sound equipment since he is emceeing the fun run...<br />
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Brian: ok, Trav, you good on what to do here?<br />
Trav: yea, man, I'm going to some play by play of the run and mix in some good beats. tunes you might say!<br />
Brian: you got some Metallica in there?<br />
Trav: (nervously sifting through his collection of music) ummm, yea man, no worries!<br />
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Trav: (grabs the mic) ok guys and girls, gather round gather round!<br />
Christy is seen stretching and fixing her headphones<br />
Brian is doing jumping jacks to stay loose<br />
Rohan is running in place to get his heart rate up<br />
Mandy is leaning on a tree sleeping<br />
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Trav: on my sound! 3... 2... 1... pew pew...<br />
all 12 racers are off<br />
Mandy has her headphones in and does not hear the gun and is left sleeping next to the tree.<br />
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Brian is seen keeping a steady albeit slow/walk pace<br />
Christy is well out in front, running backwards as if almost taunting the much slower runners.<br />
Rohan is dead sprinting trying to catch up all the while dribbling his basketball<br />
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Trav: around the bend they come, down the stretch, here they come, it's neck and neck! wait a minute, we have a surprise challenger, a slender yet very in shape runner chasing down Christy and passing Christy!<br />
Rohan has fallen back in the pack as he has dribbled the basketball off his shoe and into the bushes....<br />
Brian has kept a good pace and finishes 10th out of 12th.<br />
Mandy finally awakes from her slumber and notices everyone finishing the race...<br />
Mandy: wait, what happened??<br />
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Trav: and our winner is...... (jumps off the make shift platform and get the name of the winner) sir, what is your name?<br />
winner: (not breaking a sweat) my name is Ty...<br />
Christy is dumbfounded as to her 2nd place finish and checks and rechecks her time<br />
Brian is just happy to finish without having to stop and walk<br />
Rohan finally finishes after finding his ball<br />
Mandy is 1/4 into the 5k...<br />
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Trav: alright everyone, lets head back to our title sponsor!<br />
tired runners: where is that?<br />
Trav: David's BBQ!<br />
Brian and Christy look at each other hoping Mandy secured David's BBQ....<br />
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as everyone heads out in their cars to David's, Rohan hitches a ride with Trav<br />
Brian and Christy stretch and head out as well<br />
Ty is still basking in the glow of winning the Superfriends 5K fun run<br />
Mandy is last seen huffing and puffing on a park bench!<br />
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join us next time on 93.8 the Superfriends as recap the 5K fun run! Did Mandy finish the race and make it to David's BBQ? will everyone get to know who this Ty fellow is? Did Rohan improve his ball handling skills? all that and much more frivolity on the Superfriends!<br />
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embrace your rage!<br />
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