previously on the Superfriends-
Brian: hey babe, are we going to work out tonight?
Christy: of course.....
Brian: what time?
Christy with her running shoes, leg panties and tank top on: NOW!
Brian: I haven't got my shoes on yet......
Mandy: Ro, are we getting coffee?
Ro:.....................
Mandy: Ro???
Ro:..........
Mandy: that boy never answers me..
Ro has already slipped out the door and is reveling in his cup of joe down at the Coffee's R Us.
Voodoo Child softly strums through the Superfriends studio as Brian readies for the show.
Christy is on hiatus from her duties and is in Scotland preparing for her "Why Scottish Men Wear Kilts" documentary.
Troy is phoning in for the show due to a clause in his just renewed contract that bars him from being in the same vicinity as Mandy.
Mandy is rubbing her hands together waiting for her cup of hot chocolate to be ready.
Brian: well, we have a skeleton crew today. I'll be pulling double duty today, producing and hosting...
Mandy: you mean co-hosting!
Brian right... anyways, on the show today we will read the Mavericks box score, dissect the Dallas Cowboys season, look ahead to the Rangers 2018 schedule and we'll find a just enough time to do Mandy's Minute.
Mandy: can we make sure it's a full minute?
Brian ignores his tiny friend's request and pulls out the paper for the Mavericks boxscore.
Mandy: what is that?
Brian: it's the newspaper.
Mandy: who reads the newspaper??
Brian: can we focus?
Mandy begins stacking doughnuts she bought from the local Shipley's
Brian: what are you doing?
Mandy: I always stack my doughnuts before I eat them.
Brian: I'm not even going to ask.
after reading the Mavs boxscore, Brian throws it to Mandy so she can do her Mandy's Minute.
Mandy: argghhhh, ughhhhh. "splat, kerplunk!"
unsurprisingly Mandy's doughnuts have fallen off the table and onto the floor.
Mandy feverishly tries to clean her doughnut glaze and chocolate mess knowing her minute is almost up.
Brian, after a minute of dead air, he recovers: next we will take a few phone calls.
*off air*
Brian unleashes fire and brimstone towards his diminuitive friend. Mandy licks her fingers with total disregard at Brian's adult words being hurled at her.
*back from break*
ring ring
Brian answers the Superfriends hotline
Brian: caller, welcome to the show.
Caller: aye! you ken what I've been doin?
Brian: Christy, my bonny sassenach!
Mandy looks on in a state of confusion as to what is being said
Christy: I'm almost done with research.
Brian: does that mean you're coming home soon?
Christy: almost a couple 3-4, maybe 5-7 days.
Brian schlumps his shoulders
Mandy giggles
Christy: it's really beautiful over here! the guys wear nice kilts and have beautiful hai.....
Brian makes muffled gargling noises with his mouth and hands: I think we have a bad connection, I'm gonna have to let you go for now..
Mandy: you just did that with your han.....
Brian: that's all the time we have for today.
Mandy: it's only 12:30pm, we usually go til 2:00pm.....
Brian with tears welling up: I need to go clean the house.
Mandy: don't you live with the in-laws??
Brian has already spun out of his chair and left the studio.
Mandy twirls her hair and smushes the remaining glaze off the table.
from the comfy confines of his recliner, Troy continues nodding off to sleep, missing the whole show.
Will Christy come home with pertinent info on her research of all things Scottish? Will Brian make it through while his bride is overseas? Will Mandy clean up from her embarrassing doughnut fiasco? Will Troy ever come back to work in the studio? All this and more next time on 93.8 the Superfriends....
Wednesday, December 27, 2017
BIzarro Christmas 2017'
It's that time again boys and girls, the Bizarro Christmas 2017 edition. as I'm want to do each and very year, I make up some fantasy and some reality involving those nearest and dearest to my heart. If I haven't included you in my many musings then well, you just didn't cut the mustard.
I don't mean to offend unless your name is Mandy or to very less extent Travis. So onward we go....
For clarity and better reading enjoyment, I'll update everyone on their bizarro names.
Headliners-
Brian as Brandt
Christy as Chrystal
Tier Two-
Mandy as Mindy
Rohan as Rod
Troy as Richard
Becca as Becky
Hangers'on/HamN'Eggers
Travis as Trance
Rachel as Raquel
Featuring Roy and Rock and Emily as Endor
It's a cold Christmas Eve night. The wind is slowly wisping against the trees with a romantic touch. Chrystal and Brandt have finished off their binge watching of the Scottish hit; Outlander. Brandt draws the shades and makes a hot cup of cocoa while his bride Chrystal checks on the pies in the oven. The fair couple will be hosting another Christmas luncheon with their fellow brethern tomorrow at 2:00pm sharp.
Meanwhile at the Buck residence Mindy is slopping food to and fro while Rod cleans his knife of deer blood.
Mindy: Rod, can you help me?
Rod: not now, I have manly things to do!
Mindy: well, I'm stressing on making the turkey and dressing for tomorrow.
Rod: don't stress, all will be well.
Mindy: how so?
Rod: I just know.
Mindy stands confused yet steady's herself in Rod's faith.
At the Matheny household, Richard is distilling the beer and Becky is making the queso and sausage appetizer.
Richard: babe, why are you making queso?
Becky: well, Brandt loves it so....
Richard: true but...
Becky: this will be Brant's 3rd Christmas without his sainted grandma and I want him to smile even if its a little.
Richard nods in agreement and keeps churning out the beer.
At the Vidaurri manor, Trance is wrapping their presents for the Christmas Day festivities while Raquel is mashing potatoes old school style. (with wooden shoes and a lite toe tap)
Trance: hon, what on earth on you doing?
Raquel: Trance don't you know anything? This method makes the potatoes fluffy yet a touch crunchy.
Trance looks on in amazement at Raquel's strength and superior intellect.
Finally at Rock's living quarters, Rock is serving himself a shot of Scottish whiskey and Endor is buttering the rolls.
Rock: sweetie, do you need to butter the rolls now.
Endor patting her handsome man; you tend to your Scotch and I'll handle my business.
Christmas Day arrives and everyone is full of holiday spirit and unwanted side hugs.
Mindy and Rod are the first to arrive. Chrystal greets them and takes their coats and jackets. Brandt hi-fives Rod and shoulder bumps Mindy.
Mindy hurriedly puts the dressing in the oven.
Rod: Mindy, the dressing is done, no?
Mindy: yes but we want the food hot.
Brandt: yeah, who eats their food cold?
Chrystal raises her hand but notices no one else is with her on this crazy idea.
Rod commences to plop on the couch and turns the tv onto the football game. Brandt joins in the frivolity of football while Chrystal and Mindy giggle and talk boys.
Richard and Becky arrive with piping hot queso. Brandt smells the aroma of said queso.
Brandt: hey guys, it smells good! where are the chips? Richard and Becky look at each other. Becky unleashes unmentionable words at Richard. Richard schlumps shoulders and heads to the store to retrieve chips.
Trance and Raquel arrive with operatic music in tow. Chrystal welcomes and greets with enthusiastic handshakes. Trance joins his brotherhood in the living room for some fierce football while Raquel carries on with Chrystal and Mindy in the kitchen.
In the ensuing brouhaha, Rock and Endor grace us with their presence and the whole gang is now together. Much food eating and belly laughs reign throughout the household. Stories of yesteryear fill the air. Christmas gifts are exchanged and fake pleasantries are meted out.
Gifts received in no particular order;
Brandt- lifetime supply of cheese
Chrystal- 5 day trip to Scotland
Mindy- years supply of tuna
Rod- weekend getaway of deer hunting
Richard- tour of the local Shiner Bock distillery
Becky- Mother's Day out twice a week for the next six months
Trance- endless supply of gun bullets
Raquel- copious amounts of adult fiction graphic novels
Rock- season tickets to the Cowboys game for 2018'
Endor- girls weekend get-a-way to Fredericksburg
as everyone cleans up and tells stories of yor, Brandt glazes out the window and reminisces of Christmas past with his beloved grandmother. Chrystal sidles up next to her beau and embarces him with love. They share a moment of love lost for Melba Higginbotham and John Robinson.
Always in our hearts and forever with us.
Christmas 2017' has come and gone but remember the reason for the season!
Love......
I don't mean to offend unless your name is Mandy or to very less extent Travis. So onward we go....
For clarity and better reading enjoyment, I'll update everyone on their bizarro names.
Headliners-
Brian as Brandt
Christy as Chrystal
Tier Two-
Mandy as Mindy
Rohan as Rod
Troy as Richard
Becca as Becky
Hangers'on/HamN'Eggers
Travis as Trance
Rachel as Raquel
Featuring Roy and Rock and Emily as Endor
It's a cold Christmas Eve night. The wind is slowly wisping against the trees with a romantic touch. Chrystal and Brandt have finished off their binge watching of the Scottish hit; Outlander. Brandt draws the shades and makes a hot cup of cocoa while his bride Chrystal checks on the pies in the oven. The fair couple will be hosting another Christmas luncheon with their fellow brethern tomorrow at 2:00pm sharp.
Meanwhile at the Buck residence Mindy is slopping food to and fro while Rod cleans his knife of deer blood.
Mindy: Rod, can you help me?
Rod: not now, I have manly things to do!
Mindy: well, I'm stressing on making the turkey and dressing for tomorrow.
Rod: don't stress, all will be well.
Mindy: how so?
Rod: I just know.
Mindy stands confused yet steady's herself in Rod's faith.
At the Matheny household, Richard is distilling the beer and Becky is making the queso and sausage appetizer.
Richard: babe, why are you making queso?
Becky: well, Brandt loves it so....
Richard: true but...
Becky: this will be Brant's 3rd Christmas without his sainted grandma and I want him to smile even if its a little.
Richard nods in agreement and keeps churning out the beer.
At the Vidaurri manor, Trance is wrapping their presents for the Christmas Day festivities while Raquel is mashing potatoes old school style. (with wooden shoes and a lite toe tap)
Trance: hon, what on earth on you doing?
Raquel: Trance don't you know anything? This method makes the potatoes fluffy yet a touch crunchy.
Trance looks on in amazement at Raquel's strength and superior intellect.
Finally at Rock's living quarters, Rock is serving himself a shot of Scottish whiskey and Endor is buttering the rolls.
Rock: sweetie, do you need to butter the rolls now.
Endor patting her handsome man; you tend to your Scotch and I'll handle my business.
Christmas Day arrives and everyone is full of holiday spirit and unwanted side hugs.
Mindy and Rod are the first to arrive. Chrystal greets them and takes their coats and jackets. Brandt hi-fives Rod and shoulder bumps Mindy.
Mindy hurriedly puts the dressing in the oven.
Rod: Mindy, the dressing is done, no?
Mindy: yes but we want the food hot.
Brandt: yeah, who eats their food cold?
Chrystal raises her hand but notices no one else is with her on this crazy idea.
Rod commences to plop on the couch and turns the tv onto the football game. Brandt joins in the frivolity of football while Chrystal and Mindy giggle and talk boys.
Richard and Becky arrive with piping hot queso. Brandt smells the aroma of said queso.
Brandt: hey guys, it smells good! where are the chips? Richard and Becky look at each other. Becky unleashes unmentionable words at Richard. Richard schlumps shoulders and heads to the store to retrieve chips.
Trance and Raquel arrive with operatic music in tow. Chrystal welcomes and greets with enthusiastic handshakes. Trance joins his brotherhood in the living room for some fierce football while Raquel carries on with Chrystal and Mindy in the kitchen.
In the ensuing brouhaha, Rock and Endor grace us with their presence and the whole gang is now together. Much food eating and belly laughs reign throughout the household. Stories of yesteryear fill the air. Christmas gifts are exchanged and fake pleasantries are meted out.
Gifts received in no particular order;
Brandt- lifetime supply of cheese
Chrystal- 5 day trip to Scotland
Mindy- years supply of tuna
Rod- weekend getaway of deer hunting
Richard- tour of the local Shiner Bock distillery
Becky- Mother's Day out twice a week for the next six months
Trance- endless supply of gun bullets
Raquel- copious amounts of adult fiction graphic novels
Rock- season tickets to the Cowboys game for 2018'
Endor- girls weekend get-a-way to Fredericksburg
as everyone cleans up and tells stories of yor, Brandt glazes out the window and reminisces of Christmas past with his beloved grandmother. Chrystal sidles up next to her beau and embarces him with love. They share a moment of love lost for Melba Higginbotham and John Robinson.
Always in our hearts and forever with us.
Christmas 2017' has come and gone but remember the reason for the season!
Love......
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