Fade to Black

previously on the Superfriends!

Mandy: so, Rohan, now that you are the big boss man, will I get top billing over Brian?
Rohan: Mandy, must we talk about this now? I have a paper to read and a show to run!
Mandy: (looking on sheepishly) gosh, Ro, I was just asking!
Rohan: I know, but I have a lot of pressure from the higher-ups to boost ratings. I will tell you though that ya'll will share hosting duties.
Mandy: so, I can introduce the show instead of Brian always doing it?
Rohan: (reading the New York Times), yeah, sure Mandy, whatever you say!

at the Peters/Robinson residence:
Christy: Brian, do I look fat?
Brian: (quickly answers) no babe, of course not.
Christy: you didn't answer my question, I asked if I look fat?
Brian: (looking confused) I said you don't look fat!
Christy: men!

no preshow meeting

10:55 a.m.
MushMouth Josh: (giggles) yes, you are correct DK, I used to work in Boston.
DK: well, I knew it when you started talking in that yankee accent, and were bragging about how much money you made plus all the women you have plowed through.
MushMouth Josh: (looks on perplexed)
Christy: ok ok, well enough of that talk, good lord!
DK: Christy, it is true, want to see the pics of all the women.............
Christy: nooooooo, I don't. it is time for our MixN'Mingle with the Superfriends.
Mandy: hey there, this show is still on the air?
Brian: (whispers) not for long!
MushMouth Josh: what was that Brian?
Christy: our MixN'Mingle is brought to you by Gluten Awareness Week. GAW is sponsored by the 93.8 the Crowsfeet in conjunction with boringfood.com
Brian: (giggles)
Christy: wait a minute, who changed the webs...........
Brian: well Blowhards, it is time for the lynchpin of the station to commence.
Mandy: that is us right?
DK: ok, yes we better run we have a 11:30 meeting in the conference room!
MushMouth Josh: yes we better ummmmm go....
Christy: (hits the VooDoo Child music)

VooDoo child by Jimi Hendrix is heard throughout the cool breezy studios.

Brian: welcome one and all to another award winning edition of the Superfriends!
Mandy: what award have we won?
Brian: ummm Mandy, that is radio talk, just work with me here.
Christy: yes on the show today we will have Mrs. Jenni Fatback on to discuss our sponsored Gluten Awareness Week.
Brian: (looking at his run sheet) ummm hon, I don't have that on my runs.....
Christy: well dear, I have set this up for the show, sooo.....
Mandy: where is Rohan, he said he was going to let me introduce the crew.
Brian: Mandy, I introduce the show, just like my name is introduced before yours!
Rohan: ok, guys sorry I'm late, I had a round of golf with our newest member of the crew.
Trey: (saunters in) hey guys, what is up?
Brian: ummm hey Trey!
Mandy: ok, Rohan, tell Brian, I get to announce the crew.
Rohan: Mandy, will you get me a glass of tea, and a slice of dingdong cake.
Mandy: (schlumps her shoulders and trapses off to get the requested items)
Christy: ok on our Cheetoh's hotline, we have Mrs. Fatback. welcome!
Cheetoh's hotline caller: yes, thank you for having me!
Brian: (whips out his gluten free questions) ok, so if you are gluten intolerant, you can't have pizza, bread, pasta, and flour tortillas?
Christy: umm excuse my husband there Mrs. Fatback!
Cheetoh's hotline caller: no it is ok, it is commonly thought that you can't have all these things but you can.........
Rohan: (hangs up phone) I'm sorry we had a bad connection there, but next up we have Trey's new segment called Trey's backporch witticism's.
Trey: once a upon a time...........
Christy: excuse me, excuse me, I spent a long time securing our guest and this is the treatment I get?
Rohan: well Christy, I thank you for your hard work but I'm sorry we are pressed for time here. Christy: we just started the show?
Brian: what gives with this new segment?
Rohan: well I have a suprise for Christy and Mandy!
Mandy: is it another Australian cooked deer and lightly sauted hasenpfeffer?
Christy: what the!!!! (barfs in a near by bag)
Rohan: my little morsel, I'm sending you and Christy on an exciting trip!
Christy: (perks up and wipes vomit off her mouth) where??????
Brian: hey wait a minute!
Rohan: settle down Brian! (Trey gets up for back up) ya'll are going to the Big Bend National Park for the weekend!
Brian: where do we get to go?
Rohan: ummm, you will stay here and run the show.
Christy: (transforms on the spot into her hiking clothes full with tent and sleeping bag) when do we leave?
Mandy: how did you pac.........
Rohan: I have arranged for ya'll to be picked up in a Jeep Wrangler in 10 minutes!
Brian: a Jeep Wrangler!!!! (tears roll down his eyes)
Rohan: so have fun and report back to us on your excursion Monday!
Mandy: ok, bye hon, I'll call you when I get there.
Rohan: umm Mandy, there will be no cell phones....
Christy: ( is seen dragging Mandy out the door) (blows a kiss to Brian)
Brian: (jumps in the air to catch her kiss)
Rohan: ok, Trey, now its our turn. the car is loaded and we are ready.
Trey: lets do it!
Brian: where are ya'll going?
Trey: hunting!
Brian: what about me?
Rohan: well you will run the show by yourself! btw, you will cover for the Blowhards b/c they are coming with....
Brian: what???????

Rohan/Trey/Blowhards are seen happily sharpening their knives, as they embark on the hunting trip.
Christy/Mandy: are singing "Regulators" by Warren G as they head to Big Bend.
Brian is left alone in his loneliness!

moviefone guy: stay tuned for another edition of the Superfriends 93.8 the Crowsfeet!
will Christy and Mandy hike and the like?
will Rohan and his merry band of ne'er-do-wells hunt to their hearts content?
will Brian be alright all by himself?

The Memory Remains

previously on the Superfriends:

Mandy: Rohan, I think I get it now, can I come out of my room?
Rohan: tell me the difference?
Mandy: The Office is a t.v. show and Office Space is a movie!
Rohan: good job Mandy! can we eat dinner now I'm famished!
Mandy: (trudges off to the kitchen)
Rohan: (sits comfortably in his australian love seat)

meanwhile at the Peters/Robinson residence:
Brian: (opening the refridgerator door) Christy, did you drink all of the tea????
Christy: I sure did!
Brian: ok, just wondering! (schlumps his shoulders)

9:32 a.m. preshow meeting
Scott: ok guys, I have big news!
crew: (collective gasp!)
Mandy: (clapping her hands) is it, your leaving for a better job and tan?
Scott: no! who are you?
Mandy: (clapping her hands even more rigorously) is it, you've been fired and replaced by Patrick Swayze?
Christy: (awakens from her slumber) Patrick Swayze, where????
Scott: son of a...................... will you just listen? I have been fired and replaced by someone very familiar!
Brian: ummmmm, what does this mean for our show?
Christy: (in a child-like whisper) hopefully it means we can get real jobs!!!!
Brian: what was that?
Scott: I''ll break the news as to who it is at the end of the show.


10;55 a.m. on the Blowhards
MushMouth Josh: the correct answer was herpes...
DK: (giggle)
MushMouth Josh: thanks to all the callers for playing, "What STD was that!"
DK: yes, this was way better than a story from Trey.
MushMouth Josh: shush! DK, we can't mention his name for 30 days due to his contract stipulations.
Christy: ok guys, that was a wheels off game but it was fun nonetheless!
DK: looks like it is time for the bell cow of the station to take to the radio airwaves.
Mandy: hey guys, why is our e-mail in-box full of medical pictures of the human privates?
Brian: good grief, is that a.................?
MushMouth Josh: ok well, what do we have on the show for today?
Mandy: well we'll debut our new segment called Tuesday's with Rohan.
DK: (looking at everybody) isn't today Thursday?
Christy: actually on the show, we will have trail running talk, weight loss talk and maybe delve into some sportsy sport talk!
Brian: well I know one thing, I'll have a tall glass of te................ I mean I hope there is some tea to drink.
Christy: today's MixN'Mingle is brought to you by Ozarka bottling company.
MushMouth Josh: ok, well ya'll have a dandy of a time. (furiously deleting the show e-mail in-box)

Voodoo Child by Jimi Hendrix is heard waffling through the cool 68' studios.
Brian: welcome one and all. it is time for the controversial yet magnificent Superfriends on 93.8.
Christy: why is it so cold in here? (shivering)
Brian: dear, its not that cold. (throws her a UT blanket)
Mandy: what do we have on the show today, Brian?
Brian: glad you asked my confused long suffering co-host. on the show today we will glaze over trail running, weight loss talk and then dive right into a very important and long conversation of the talk of sport and its affect on society.
Mandy: my run sheet says nothing of the sort?
Christy: Mandy, today is Thursday, so we will not have Tuesday's with Rohan.
Mandy: why not? (honestly looking perplexed)
Christy: ummmm, because it is Thursday and that wouldn't make any sense.
Brian: hey, we have a caller on the Superfriends hotline!
caller go ahead.
hotline caller: hey guys it is me, Troy!
Brian: my man Troy!
Mandy: (vomits down her shirt)
hotline caller (Troy): I'm a new dad. her name is Morgan Ava Matheny!
Christy: awwww, Troy, that is awesome!
Mandy: (cleaning up said vomit, only to upchuck again at the thought of Troy procreating)
Brian: well, when do we get to see her and when will you be back for work?
hotline caller (Troy) oh, you haven't heard? we will be moving to Kenya and living with the fam!
Christy: really????? (longs for the day of travel)
Brian: you mean, you won't be here no more?
Mandy: yippeee! (miraculously cleans all the vomit off her shirt)
Brian: wow, bro, that is some serious news! ummmm, hope you have a good time.
hotline caller (Troy): have they told you who is replaci........................
Mandy: awww man, I think we lost him.
Christy: Mandy, did you hang up on him?
Mandy: (slowly moving her pinkie away from the hang-up button), no!
Scott: hey guys, I'm here with some big news!
Brian: I think we already know..
Scott: you do???? how??? I haven't told a soul.
Christy: it's not Troy leaving the show and moving to Africa?
Scott: what the hell?
Mandy: hey now no need for cussing!
Scott: (looking over at Mandy with confusion as to who she is) no, I'm leaving this gosh forsaking place and your new boss is....................
Rohan comes sauntering in with full australian regalia and smugness......
Christy: you can't be serious!!!!!
Brian: what in the world???
Mandy: the Lord has shown himself to be real and there is no place like home!
Rohan: yes boys and girls, I'm the new boss!
Christy: (seen crying a river of tears)
Scott: had fun and all but I had to make like eggs and scram....
Rohan: my first order of business is to hire Trey in place of Troy.
Brian: you can't do that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm the host of this show.
Mandy: you mean co-host!
Rohan: well we have some talking to do. (rubbing his hands together)
ok, Christy, throw it to network and all of you guys meet me at David's BBQ at 12:30 sharp.
Christy: (throws it to network) do we even have a network to throw it too?


moviefone guy: join us next time on the Superfriends 93.8 the Crowsfeet.
after the show, Brian and Christy console each other with the thought of Rohan being there boss!
On the way to David's BBQ, Mandy is seen driving Rohan, as Rohan sits in the back reading the New York Times.
Mandy: (thinks this will be great)

on the next edition- what will they eat at David's BBQ, what will Brian and Christy do now? will things be great, as Mandy so excitingly hopes???????????

The Unforgiven

previously on the Superfriends:
(on the way to work)
Christy: Brian, do you love me?
Brian: of course I do!
Christy: answer the question, do you really love me?
Brian: (looking dumbfounded) I said..... yes, I love you!
Christy: (head in hand)

9:57 a.m. preshow meeting:
Brian: we need to discuss a myriad of topics on the show today, I need everyone's full attention.
Christy: you always have my attention. (swatting Brian on the booty)
Mandy: ok ok, enough of the PDA, what are we 12? by the way, where is Troy?
Brian: you haven't heard, he is on paternity leave.
Mandy: he had a kid?????? I knew he was pregnant.
Christy: ummmm, his wife was pregnant and he now gets 3 weeks off.
Mandy: 3 weeks!!!!!! (dialing up Rohan)
Rohan: Mandy, I'm right here.
Brian: yes you are Rohan. everyone, Rohan will fill in for Troy occassionally and have a segment on Tuesday's call Tuesday's with Rohan.
Mandy: why didn't you tell me?
Christy: can ya'll discuss and argue later.
Brian: yes, we have to talk about Broken Finger Inc. calling off the production of the movie.
Mandy: ummmmm, er, why?
Christy: seems like someone called and complained about a certain actress portraying herself.
Scott: %!*?, who did it?
entire crew except Mandy: (points at Mandy)

10:57 a.m. on the Blowhards
MushMouth Josh: hahahahahaha, Trey, you crack me up with these adolescent yet gold stories from your youth.
Trey: well they are true but I have other stories to tell besides these. I would like to tell them if........
MushMouth Josh: well Trey, we have to space out your segments b/c we don't want to tire your usefulness.
DK: (looks on terrified)
Trey: I don't understand, I was told I was coming on here to lift ratings out of the gutter and add some pizzazz to this show.
DK: well, lookey here guys, it is time for the Superfriends show. (wiping sweat from his brow)
MushMouth Josh: yes, yes it is time. welcome Superfriends!
Trey: (seen leaving in a huff)
Brian: well seems like you guys are getting along just nicely. (seen giving Rohan an air high-five)
Rohan: (has a puzzled look on his face)
Brian: (whispers) hurry back Troy!
Mandy: what was that Brian?
Brian: I said, this show is a joy!
Christy: today's Mix N' Mingle is brought to you by the friendly folks of the Katy Trail. Go Katy Trail runners!
MushMouth Josh: so what is on the show today?
Mandy: well we get to discuss a new and exciting segment that will awe inspire you, Tuesday's with Rohan!
Brian: also, but more importantly we will fill everyone in on the whereabouts of Troy and the latest on the movie.
Mandy: (vomits uncontrollably)
Christy: well we are up against it so we better go.
DK: ok have a good show and btw, Christy, I left a chocolate chip cookie on your desk cubicle.
Christy: o goodie! (chair is spinning out of control)

Jimi Hendrix Voodoo Child is thrashing through the studios as the Superfriends is brought to life for another side splitting hair raising edition.
Mandy: (tapping on her mic) are we on yet?
Brian: yes that is why the little red light in on! (dangit)
welcome one and all it is a ripe 11:21 a.m. and it is time for the Superfriends on 93.8 the Crowsfeet.
Christy: (freshly back from her devastation of the aforementioned cookie) why are 21 minutes late?
Brian: well someone had to go eat a cookie and Mandy didn't know what the red light meant?
Christy: what does the red light mean?
Brian: awe sweety, it means we are on the air.
Mandy: ugghhh, you called me a bozo but Christy is sweetie?
Brian: well we are married! anyways, on with the intro's of the crew: doing dual duties, program directing and technical directing, is my strong with words wife Christy. Debuting with a segment and on his second to last chance Rohan. Cohosting and whipping us with her backwoods Australian stories from days gone by is Mandy.
Christy: I'm doing dual duties????
Brian: yes my love, remember Troy is on paternity leave.
Mandy: why couldn't you do his duties?
Brian: I'm the main host, I mean I'm a busy man.
Christy: ok ok, lets get this rolling.
Brian: yes, on the show today we will update everyone on why Troy is missing and give updates on our fledgeling movie.
Mandy: didn't you just tell everyone why Troy is missing?
Brian: yes Mandy, in radio it is called a tease. (to make the audience wait longer during the show)
Mandy: I don't get it?
Rohan: (leans over and explain to Mandy)
Brian: ok Christy, explain to our faithful listening masses about why the absence of Troy.
Christy: his wife had a baby.
Brian: ummm dear, can you give some more details.
Christy: (whispers, why I am here) ok, ummm Troy's wife did all the work and delivered a baby. 7lbs. 3 ounces and 20 inches long. is that better?
Brian: much!
Rohan: (raises his hand) when do I come on?
Mandy: babe, you don't have to raise your hand.....
Rohan: (gives Brian the evil eye for telling him to raise his hand when he wants to speak)
Brian: giggles..
Christy: ok, can we talk about the upcoming/delayed/canceled movie.
Brian: yes my little chicken nugget, thanks for asking.
it seems like our little movie has been shelved for the time being!
Christy: you mean canceled!
Mandy: well not canceled as in production won't start.
Christy: huh?
Brian: well we are still in negotiations on who will play Mandy.
Rohan: (raises......) Mandy, I thought you said Jenna Fischer was going to play you?
Mandy: who?
Christy: well actually it was going to be Rachel Dratch, but it seems like for some reason Mandy had a problem.
Mandy: who is Jenna Fischer?
Brian: OMG!!!!! she plays on the Office!
Mandy: I thought Jennifer Aniston was in that.
Rohan: Mandy, lets go collect our thoughts.
Christy: well, we are still in developmental stages, so all is not lost.
Brian: actually, you me and Scott have to fly to New York and meet with the producers and try to get our movie up and running again.
Christy: we get to fly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brian: well that is all the time we have today, we'll try to do better the next time. we'll have updates on the new Troy baby and the latest and greatest news on our movie.
Goodnight Canada!

P.S. Rohan is seen escorting Mandy to the nearest Starbucks to explain the difference between the movie Office Space and the t.v. show the Office.

moviefone guy: stay tuned for another wacky filled show called the Superfriends.
will Mandy get it? will Troy come back in 3 weeks from paternity leave? will Brian fly?

Harvester of Sorrow

previously on the Superfriends.

Troy: (heard crying about Trey moving onto the Blowhards)
Brian: dude, why you crying?
Troy: (wiping tears away) nothing, I'm not crying.
Brian: Troy, I can tell you've been crying, what is up?
Troy: I sneezed is all.
Christy: can men not cry Troy, is that it?

Scott has called a preshow all hands on deck crew meeting.
Scott: is everyone here? where is Mandy?
Christy: I saw her last............
Mandy: I'm here I'm here, sorry had a dustup with Shaniqua down at Target.
Scott: well I have good news.
Christy: (seen clapping uncontrollably)
Brian: what is it , a raise?
Troy: (breaks out the cigars)
Mandy: is it free unlimited Starbucks and jelly beans?
Blowhard crew: it is a better time slot for our show?
Scott: looking over at the Blowhards, who are these guys?
Trey: het Scott, it is me Trey!
Scott: yes, Trey, who are those goobs with you?
Mandy: so it is not the Starbucks and jelly beans?
Scott: why is she here?
the news is, we are going to have a movie portraying our little fake radio show!
Christy: (seen clapping uncontrollably)
Mandy: that is it?
Brian: wow, that is awesome! who will play us?
Scott: well we will discuss that on the show today.
Blowhards crew: so we are still stuck in the morning drive time slot?
Troy: idiots, that is the second best time behind ours of course.

10:57 a.m. on the Blowhards
Mushmouth Josh: well Trey, that was some captivating talk about egging.
Trey: well I have more.
DK: sounds dangerous.
Mushmouth Josh: well we'll get into more next time on a bit called Trey's Snorts Stories.
Trey: I like it.
DK: well it is that time of the day again. it is time for the bell cow of the station to commence.
Mushmouth Josh: awwww yes, the Superfriends.
Christy: yes this Mix N' Mingle today is brought to you by Cowboys Indians Magazine, the best magazine of the West.
Brian: thank you for that commercial spot Christy. yes Blowhard boys, how are ya?
DK; well thanks..........................
Brian: well we better get right to it, we have a big show today!
Mandy: yes, (htting the Voodoo Child theme button)

Voodoo Child is heard creeping through the plush studio at the Crowsfeet 93.8.

Brian: welcome one and all to another joculary edifying show today.
Mandy: what does that even mean?
Christy: (throws Mandy a dictionary)
Brian: on the show today, we have potentially big news in the world of Superfriends.
Christy: yes, it is huge!
Brian: first things first, program directing is my sexily wife Christy, technical directing is my best bud Troy and rounding out the show is my fear of heights sistern Mandy.
Mandy: sistern?
Christy: go with it Mandy.
Brian: we have been told by the higher ups that there will be a movie made about our little fake radio show. we get to discuss who might portray us in the movie.
Troy: I think, Brad Pitt fits me just right!
Mandy: (vomits in her mouth)
Christy: right ok ummmmm, what about you Brian?
Brian: well I was thinking more of Jeff Bridges or Dennis Quaid.
Mandy: hahahahahahaha!
Christy: what I think they are stylish and very handsome.
Troy: what about Christy?
Christy: well we could do, Julia Roberts or Tina Fey.
Brian: can't go wrong there at all.
Mandy: hey on the phone we have our trusted financier, Scott.
Scott: thanks Mandy, and to answer your question from earlier, no you cannot have any more sick/personal days. ok back on subject here, I have been told who plays whom in the movie!
Troy: do tell.
Christy: let him talk please, this is big!
Scott: ok playing Brian will be in fact Dennis Quaid.
Mandy: what the heck!
Brian: yes!
Scott: Dennis said he likes the sound of the character and thinks this will position himself into a big payday. playing the part of Christy will be Julia Roberts. Julia accepted b/c she felt there was a je ne sais quoi about Christy.
Christy: *tear*
Scott: playing Troy will be Jim Belushi.
Troy; hey could have done worse.
Scott: and playing Mandy will be Rachel Dratch, from SNL fame.
Mandy: (furioulsy looking up Rachel Dratch on google images)
Troy: the Debbie Downer chic?
Mandy: well I've never!
Scott: the Blowhards will be played by the Three Stooges, dubbed in from the 30's.
Mandy: what about Rohan?
Scott: well he will have a cameo since he is till recovering from the grease fire.
Mandy: well he is still recovering b/c he hasn't been mentioned on the show since.
Troy: so your saying he hasn't recovered b/c his name hasn't been said/
Brian: wow!
Scott: he will be portrayed by Russell Crowe.
Christy: but they don't even resemb......................
Mandy: ok, sounds good.
Scott: well I better go, I have meeting with the production compay, Broken Finger Inc.
Brian: well we are flooded with calls and e-mails about this bit of news.
Christy: ok, but we are out of time.
Brian: I knew we shouldn't have let Mandy read the comics earlier.
that is all the time we have today, we'll discuss our movie in more detail on tomorrow's show.
Troy: remember everyone, I have a colonoscopy in the morning, so I might run a bit late.
Christy: and............
Brian: well atleast you have an excuse. (looking over at Mandy)
Mandy: (seen eating ding dong cake and drinking yoohoo's)

moviefone guy: jon us next time as we discuss the movie Superfriends, Mandy's affinity for being late and Troy's butt ailments.

King Nothing

Friday, May 22, 2009

King Nothing Current mood: weird Category: Blogging previously on the Superfriends! Christy: I'm the boss of this house! Brian: well, ok then! Mandy: hey guys, want to go to Starbucks....? Brian: ya'll go ahead, I don't drink coffee. (door slams within seconds) preshow meeting 10:11 a.m. Christy: well guys I have called this meeting to discuss the topics for today's show. Troy: Christy, we always have a preshow meeting. Brian: I already made a list of topics to be discussed. Trey: Christy, aren't you directing the Blowhards? Christy: yes (seen snarfing a chocolate doughnut), but they are talking about shotguns and deer I think. Trey's chair is spinning like a top as Trey runs into the studio to discuss hunting. Brian: ok, good job Christy, we got rid of Trey for a few. Troy: that was rude Brian! Mandy: ok ok we can start now, am I late? Christy: why no Mandy you are not late, thanks for the venti frappuccino! well I better run, I see the Blowhard boys are having too much fun in there. Brian: can you believe Christy is spending soo much time with those Blowhard goobers? Troy: what losers! who calls yourself MushMouth? Mandy: yeah that DK guy I always thought was weird. 10:58 a.m. on the Blowhards MushMouth Josh: thank you caller for that bit of enlightening bit of info about sexism in America, especially Texas. DK: well it is time to welcome the Superfriends! hey guys, what is on the show today? Brian: well we will discuss the resurgent Rangers, read a bit of our fan e-mails and prolly bash your good for nothing show! Mandy: *giggle* Troy: (gives Brian an air high-five) Christy: or we will continue our discussion on sexism in America. DK: well we had a rootin-tootin good time today, can't wait for our next show.... Mandy: did you just say rootin-tootin? Christy: ok well I see this is going to break down into a knock down drag out. MushMouth Josh: Christy, did you invite everyone to Gingerman's for a after show party? Christy: thanks MushMouth, that was suppose to be a suprise but how about it guys? Brian-Mandy-Troy-Trey: sure! Brian: well lets get this show on the road. bye bye Blowhards. MushMouth Josh: see ya tonight! Voodoo Child by Jimi Hendrix is waling throughout the apple candle scented studio! Brian: welcome one and all to another rousing edition of the Superfriends! the crew today is headlined by my sweet wife directing, Christy, my best friend of 22 years technical directing Troy, my small but someimes funny cohost-Mandy, and finally my erstwhile lug of a friend with his usual back porch bantar Trey. Mandy: Brian, your introductions get longer and longer. Brian: well I am what I am. Troy: yes indeedy. Christy: ok, lets carry on shall we? Brian: yes my sweet cantaloupe. on today's show we will talk about the resurgent Texas Rangers, maybe mix in a fan e-mail or two and recap the Blowhards meltdow......... I mean discuss the very intelligent show that was on the Blowhards. Christy: why must we bash that show so? Troy: well they do suck! Mandy: I wouldn't say suck but maybe they are just working the early kinks out. Christy: Mandy, you just said yesterday that you were all for the sexism talk for todays show. Mandy: o right I did, but I thought my inclusion on topics would be kept private. Christy: well its not so private now is it. Troy: catfight catfight! Brian: lets respect their privacy Troy. Troy: right, I get it take the high road. Mandy: you fool Troy! Christy: ok ok, lets get this show out of the ditch and Mandy we'll discuss tonight at Gingerman's. Mandy: ok! alright up first lets delve into our ever growing fan e-mail. Brian: yes good idea! I'll go first. we have Paul from Richardson. Paul writes: love the show guys, when will Christy get her own show, she is dynamite! Brian: I'lll answer, that nev.................... Christy: awww good one! what were you saying there Brian? I got overly excited! Brian: nothing! Mandy, who you got next. Mandy: well I have Melba in Arlington. Melba writes: I love this show but I think not enough time is being devoted to the main host of the show Brian. (Mandy vomits in her mouth) wow! I might have read that wrong. Troy: nope didn't read it wrong sounded good over here. (here being a pile of hot dog wrappers and bottles of Shiner) Christy: we have time for one more. Brian: ok hows about, Joe Bob from Irving. Joe Bob writes: I'm a listener from day one and I love this show, it keeps my lonely life meaningful and I feel like I have known you guys forever. Mandy-Christy: how nice! Brian: well that is all the time we have for the mailbag today, lets get into Ranger talk. Mandy-Christy: (chairs are empty as the scamper off to the bathroom and coffee station) Trey: hey guys, guess what? I have been offered the yuck monkey role on the Blowhards. awesome huh? Troy: what about us? Trey: well my time has come to an end good buddy. Brian: we will miss ya Trey! Trey: aww tha............... Brian: alright! we are out of time, so join us next time on the Superfriends 93.8 the Crowsfeet! Mandy and Christy are seen on the breakroom couches covered in chocolate doughnut sauce and enveloped in coffee smell. moviefone guy: next time on the superfriends we will discuss the Gingerman after party and Trey's big defection/promotion/in reality demotion to the Blowhards!

Blackened!

Blackened!
Current mood: silly

previously on the Superfriends!

(at the Peters/Robinson resident)
Brian: Christy, hurry up we have a important crew meeting today!
Christy: wait a dadgum minute, I have to blowdry my hair!
Brian: ughhhh (jingles keys)
(christy can be heard singing in the bathroom as she dries her hair)

10:10 crew meeting
Scott: I have called this meeting to announce we are broadcasting another radio show right before ours. It will be called the Blowhards!
Troy: cool, what will it be about?
Scott: glad you asked my rotund friend.
(Troy is seen grabbing a dictionary to look up rotund)
Scott: it will be about any and everything.
Brian: so a show about nothing?
Christy: no hon, he said about any and everything.
Scott: it will hosted by MushMouth Josh from Boston and DK from Ft. Worth.
Trey: I thought I was gonna get the next radio gig?
Scott: well Trey, noone wanted to hear about animals, mountains and Grizzly Adams stories, or atleast that is brian said.
Trey: (staring daggers at Brian)
Brian: Trey, come on, I hav a valid point.
Scott: the show will run from 8-11 a.m.
Christy: who will produce this show?
Scott: good question Christy, nice hair by the way, ummmm, you will!
Christy: I will huh?
Scott: Brian didn't tell you? he was suppose to tell you over a back massage, glass of wine and Xena reruns.
Christy: Brian!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Brian returns from the snack machine with a hand full of hoohoo's)
Christy: don't you have something to tell me?
Brian: ummmmmmm, I love you!
Troy: bro, you better make a run for it!
Christy: actually, I can take this gig and make the show more of my own more than this pile of crap show the Superfriends!
Scott: well now, the Superfriends is locally rated #1 in its demographic.
Christy: yea, what 3-7 yr olds.
(door slams and a scent of Australia vagabondness sweeps the studios)
Christy: Mandy, it has been toooooooo long!
Scott: I'm glad your back b/c one more missed day and it was unemployment line for you!
Mandy: (in a serious Russell Crowe accent) I'm back better than ever.
Brian: good, about time!
(Scott fills in the crew about more of the Blowhards Show)

*Station Update*
The Blowhards will begin at 8:00-11:00 a.m.
The Superfriends will begin at 11:00-2:00.

*now back to our regular programming*

10:58 a.m.
(on the Blowhards)
Mushmouth Josh: well that is all the time we have for today, thank you for joining us in our very first show.
DK: yea man, good show indeed. next time on the show, we will have a fried pig feet with peanut butter recipe, an interview with Tom Wopat and 5 easy steps on how to change oil in the car.
Mushmouth Josh: up next, we have the #1 rated local show, the Superfriends!
Brian: Blowhards, huh! yeah this will last.
Mandy: hey guys, I can't wait to hear about that recipe! (seen rubbing her belly)
Troy: ok, guys, Scott just sent me a tweet and said the portion of this show is called the MixN'Mingle!
Mandy: huh?
Christy: he means, we bantar about back and forth til we kill about 10 minutes of the Superfriends.
Brian: right right!
Mandy: so Mushmouth Josh, how was the show today?
Mushmouth Josh: not bad, we got to talk about the rise of malerape in America, unemployment talk and some weird segment called Feminism today!
Christy: ok ok, well we gotta go, we are late. lets go to break, NOW!

Jimi Hendrix's Voodoo Child can be heard through the very quiet studios.
Mandy: I'm back! (is said before the song is over)

(moviefone guy: join us next time on the Superfriends/Blowhards 93.8 the Crowsfeet)

Death Magnetic

Death Magnetic
Current mood: apathetic
Category: Friends

previously on the Superfriends!

Brian: look at me, I have lost weight!
Christy: yes you have Brian, must have been from all the running you have done!
Brian: or from the lack of real food I eat.
Christy: you just don't want to admit what I say as truth.
Troy: hey guys, almost a month before my kid is born, (passes out cigars to the crew)
Trey: mmmmmmm, I love cigars!

preshow meeting-10:15 a.m.

Brian: alright has anyone found Mandy?
Trey: last I heard or saw, she was eating dingdong cake at her mom's.
Christy: last I heard or saw, she was drowning in Starbucks hysteria and eating leftover mexican food.
Troy: last I heard or saw................. who cares!
Brian: giggle!

Jimi Hendrix's Voodoo Child is heard wailing throughout the plush studio.
Brian: welcome one and all to the award winning Superfriends!
let me introduce the best crew in the great state of radio. my wife and lover of run, technically directing, Christy. my best friend of 22 years and president of the Shiner Beer Association and program director, Troy. last and certainly not least my very mountainous and rugged intern, Trey.
Trey: mountainous??
Troy: when was I named president of this Shiner Beer Association?
Christy: lover of run????
Brian: those are questions we can answer at a later date, we have more important things to get too.
on the show today, we will discuss Mother's Day, Mavs basketball, and the continued whereabouts of our dear dear small friend Mandy.
Christy: do we have to talk sports? (ugh!)
Troy: well we are all guys here except you, so majority wins!
Brian-Trey: (in unison) ooooooooooo nooooooooooooo! Troy you stepped in it now!
Christy: first of all, I am a woman, second, I don't need know man! so ya'll want to talk sports go ahead! I've got a pedi-mani to do, some shopping, and since I am a lover of run, I will be running. so stick that in your pipes and smoke it!!!!!!
Brian: thanks Troy, now I will have to watch the bank account today and after the show run a 5k.....
Troy: dude, seriously, man up!
Trey: hey, she can be one tough cookie, believe me I know.
Brian: (shooting darts at Trey)
anyways, anyone know where Mandy is? shw owes me $20.
Trey: hey the phones are lighting up.
Brian: line 1, go ahead.
line 1: can we talk Mavs, who cares where Mandy is?
Troy: agreed caller, lets talk Mavs.
line 1: will the Mavs pull out this series against the ThuggNuggets?
Troy: line 1 caller, state your name and local?
line 1: my name is Amanda and I am calling from east Arlington.
Brian: hey wait a minute!
Troy: dude, let her talk, she's talking Mavs.
Brian: but........
Trey: don't interrupt, BRIAN!
line 1: ok, well I think the Mavs will not win this series b/c they are weak and unfocused. second of all Cuban spends money on retreads.
Brian: I know who................
Troy: if you interrupt her one more time!
Trey: seriously! go ahead line 1.
line 1:btw, where is Christy today?
Brian: see, i knew it! this is Mandy!
line 1; yes it is, you schlubbs.
Brian: Christy went to get a pdei-mani and shopping.
line 1: (dialtone)
Trey: hello, hello!
Brian: great, we found Mandy.
Troy: hey we got another caller.
line 2: this is Christy, and ummm yeah, me and Mandy are going shopping in West Village, then going to Sam Moon, and finally we are going to Hugo's and Hank's to get a massage. toodles!
Brian: (is seen crying in his chair)
Troy: wow, dude, this is rough.
Trey: I know what will fix you up, lets go to Waffle House?
Brian: (in a five yr. old girls voice) can we listen to Metallica?
Troy: sure brutha, whatever you want?
Scott: (steps into the studio) hey, where is everyone? we still have 20 minutes left of the show!

next time on the show, we will see what the future of Superfriends holds?
is this the end?
is Christy and Mandy really going to West Village to shop?
join us next time to see if there is a next time!

Brian-Troy-Trey jump into Trey's station wagon and head to the closet Waffle House!