Turkey Day Musings

Man, has it been a long time since my last post. I have been rather busy in my life this past 11 months. I bet you would like to know what I was doing. Well glad you asked.
I have been getting married, working and living the married life. So as you get ready to sit at the family table tomorrow and eat dead turkeys, cornbread dressings, and the like, I'll educate you on my happenings.
Since Jan. 1 2008:
I have become a better human about 10 times over.
I have become a husband and in reality a housecleaner/coffemaker/clothesfolderupper.
I have become less obsessed with sport.
I have eaten less and gained more weight.
I have cultured my brain.
I have slept less and become tired more.
I have tied more shoes and softened some.
I have screamed less and listened more.
I have given more and taken less.
I have wiped more and showered even more.
I have talked and even communicated.
I have written less and laughed.
I have loved and been loved more.

See, I have had a very interesting year. So without further ado, I am going to go sharpen my newly wedded knife set and go gut the turkey for tomorrow. Gobble Gobble!