Monday, April 2, 2018

PCP

Previously on the Superfriends:

At the Buck estate.
Rohan: hey Mandy, what time are Brian and Christy coming to help us move?
Mandy: I don't know, let me ask.
Ro: YOU HAVEN'T ASKED YET?
Mandy: plus, I won't be able to help, I have to take Barkley boy to the groomers.
Rohan: WHATTTTTT?
Mandy: I can't hear, gotta run....

Meanwhile at the Peters/Robinson abode.
Brian: babe, remember we're helping Mandy and Ro move today.
Christy: WHATTTT?
Brian: what?
Christy: babe, I want to play my new PS4.
Brian: well they asked us like 2 weeks ago.
Christy: alright, but I get 2 extra hours of play time on my game! AND Mandy better be there.

Voodoo Child hums throughout the studio
Brian: welcome one and all to another fantastic edition of the Superfriends. since the departure of 3/5 of the crew, on today's show we have special guests. Guest-starring in the 11:00am hour, we have Rachel Pegues. In the 12:00pm hour we have Travis Matheny and in the last hour myself and Troy will rate and debate the 2018 Texas Rangers season.
*knock knock*
Brian motions for the person to come in. It is Rachel, 30 minutes early.
Brian: you're early!
Rachel: I wanted get an extra 30 minutes of adult time so I had the baby sitter come early.
Brian: ok, well, since we're in the radio business, we have to stay on time.
Rachel: I thought this was a fake radio show?
Brian aghast: WHAT, who told you this?
Rachel: Mandy did?
Brian: well, since she quit a few months ago...
Rachel: she quit?? how do you quit a fake r.....
Brian: ok anyways, are you ready to present your segment to the masses?
Rachel: well, I need to fire up google.
Brian: you mean, you didn't come prepared?
Rachel: I like looking things up on google, google knows EVERYTHING!
Brian: um, well, it looks like our next guest host is here.
Rachel: wait, I still have 45 minutes until the baby sitter time is up!
Brian: next on the show is Travis Matheny, welcome!
Travis sits down and begins to wax on his business ventures and runs his fingers through luxurious gray beard.
Rachel: why are you doing that?
Travis: Brian, who is this?
Brian: it's Mandy's little sister.
Rachel: I'm actually taller than her.
Brian/Travis/and a recently awaken Troy: everyone is taller than Mandy.
Travis: where is Christy?
Brian: well, she is at a PS4 gaming tournament in Seattle.
Rachel: wait, what! they have those?
Brian smacks his head and plows ahead reading the Rangers boxscore.
Troy: bro, I'm out. the Masters is on.
Rachel: I need to go anyways, the babysitter just texted and Lucas is throwing poo all over the house.
Travis looks around and notices he is better that literally everyone here.

Brian looks at an empty studio and harkens back to the good ol' days of when Mandy would eat tuna straight from the can, Christy would pin up Tom Hardy posters on the studio walls and Troy would make Shiner Bock runs during Rangers boxscore segments.

Join us next time as Brian wonders if the Superfriends will ever be the same. Will Christy win her PS4 gaming tournament? Will Troy be satisfied just watching golf? Will Mandy miss being the overly-small sidekick to a very fake radio show? All thiand more on the next episode of 93.8 the Superfriends.