Yep! It's that time of year already... Christmas is nigh upon us. This here blog is meant for giggles, smiles, knee slaps and the like! If you or your loved ones ever get offended by anything written, then please grow up and remember everything is not about you!! Also, for continuity's sake, please read all the other Bizarro Christmas blogs from the years past. It will make all this drivel more sense, even for you Mandy.
Cast-
Starring:
Brian as Brandt
Christy as Chrystal
Mandy as Mindy
Rohan as Rod
Troy as Richard
Becca as Becky
Featuring:
Tiffani as Trixy
Cameo Appearances by
Juanell as Juanita
now that the pleasantries are out of the way, lets proceed with the festivities...
Brandt: Chrystal, what is the plan for Christmas this year?
Chrystal: I don't know, I'm so beat down this year from working at the Texas Morning News. I gave Christmas event planning to Mindy!
Brandt: ummmmmmmmmm, ok!
Chrystal: I know what you're thinking but I have faith in our little friend...
MIndy: Rod, can you believe Chrystal and Brandt gave me the opportunity to throw the Christmas party this year?
Rod: Mindy, they've done it every year and it's about time someone else got to do it!
Mindy: I know but they chose me!!!!
unbeknownst to Mindy and even Chrystal, Trixy is secretly planning her own Christmas party! Trixy has rented out the Reunion Tower for party.
Mindy calls Chrystal on the phone
* ring ring*
Chrystal's phone is on silent, thus not answered..
Mindy: Rod, I can't get a hold of Chrystal!
Rod: call Brandt, he's always phone ready!
Mindy: true, he's kind of weird like that!
Mindy calls Brandt's phone
*ring ring*
Brandt looks at his phone and contemplates answering
Chrystal: answer your phone Brandt, it's Mindy, she never calls anymore!
Brandt picks up the phone
Brandt: hello!
Mindy: geeze, about time! I called Chrystal's phone but she didn't answer.
Brandt: well it's probably on silent or lost, one of the two.
Mindy: anyways, I have some ideas about the Christmas party.
Brandt: ok, shoot!
while Mindy is about to wax on about her Christmas party idea, Trixy has tweeted and facebooked and even myspaced everyone about the Christmas party whereabouts.
Mindy: ok, so Brandt, what do you think?
Brandt: ummm, well....
Rod: Mindy, speak no more! just got a myspace message from Trixy and we're going to the Reunion Tower for our party!!
Mindy: what in the blue......
while Mindy's head is about explode from this devastating news, Brandt receives the news from his smartphone via his tweet deck app.
Brandt hangs up on Mindy
Mindy: (talks into the phone) hello...
Brandt: (runs into the living quarters and asks Chrystal) did you get the news about the Christmas party?
Chrystal: why yes, yes I did! seems like you will be able to confront those fear of heights....
Brandt passes out cold on the spot
meanwhile-
Richard informs Becky of the Reunion Tower news and both are muted but excited.
Juanita receives the info about the party on her facebook and calls Chrystal
*ring ring*
Chrystal: hello
Juanita: hey Chrystal, did you hear about the news?
Chrystal: yes I did, I'm mending to Brandt's slight concussion because of it..
Juanita: what happened?
Chrystal: well, he passed out due to his fear of heights.
Juanita: poor thing! anyways, I won't be able to make it because your dad is taking me out to the local Luby's!
Chrystal: awwww, how sweet!
Juanita: I know, I think he has a coupon or something!
Chrystal: ok, mom, I gotta run, Brandt is waking up!
Brandt: Chrystal, do I have to go to the Christmas party?
Chrystal: bye mom, (hangs up)
Juanita: hey, real quick....
*dialtone*
Chrystal: yes, Brandt, it will be good for you, plus we can try out the Valium again!
Brandt looks on in somber horror
Mindy is crestfallen about the news but is secretly happy because she didn't know if she could have pulled off renting the suite out at the AAC.
in all corners of the metroplex, everyone is getting gussied up. Brandt is even wearing khaki pants.
Chrystal: ok, babe, have you taken your Valium yet?
Brandt looking starry eyed
Brandt: I think so..... how is my tie looking?
Chrystal: ummm, you're not wearing a tie!
Brandt: I'm not?? (as he twirls around the room, making airplane noises)
Mindy: Rod, I wonder if Richard and Becky, got the news about the party?
Rod: I hope so, this is the Christmas season, plus I like that Richard is there because he keeps Brandt from beating me down with his basketball triumphs!
Mindy: *sigh*
Chrystal pulls up in the parking lot of the Texas Morning News and helps Brandt stagger across the parking lot to the Reunion Tower..
Chrystal: (looking at her husband) see, your such a big boy!
Brandt is drumming his mouth with fingers, not having the foggiest idea what is going on
Chrystal: hon, how many Valium's did you take!
Brandt holds up finger and shows 4 and giggles to himself
Richard and Becky arrive with gifts in tow!
Becky: look Richard, we're in the big city! look at all the lights!!!
Richard: they better have Shiner on tap...
Trixy is situated at the elevator as the guests make their arrival.
Trixy welcomes one and all with a gift bag and firm handshake!
Brandt is posted up by the booth near the window
Chrystal chats with Mindy and Rod
Chrystal: see, I don't get it, Brandt is doing so good up here!
Mindy: what is he on? he is talking to the bird outside of the window.
Chrystal: well he took Valium's on accident but he should be fine!
Trixy unveils go-go dancers adorned in Christmas elf outfits
Chrystal looks on unashamed disgust
Chrystal: ummm, Trixy, what is the deal with the go-go dancers!
Trixy: well, I thought I would liven up the joint a little bit!
Richard: O, its alive!
Becky drops her gifts off and drags Richard off and down the elevator!
Mindy and Rod do likewise
Trixy: where is everyone going?
Naked Santa makes his way out, with only a Christmas stocking covering up the most private of areas.
Trixy pushes Naked Santa back in the backroom and tries to get every to stay.
Richard giggles to Becky and proclaims: hey, look Becky, (pointing to his suit jacket) I snagged a couple of Shiner's for us!
Becky nods proudly
Mindy and Rod are scurrying to the Dart green line that is headed to the AAC for the Mavericks game.
Rod does not know that Mindy purchased a suite for the game that night!
Chrystal and Brandt look out the window as they descend on the elevator.
Brandt: babe, I love you!
Chrystal: I love you too! but next time, lets take only 2 Valium's.
Brandt: sweetheart, I only take 2 but I pretended to act sluggish because I was suppressing my fear of heights.
Chrystal: that is awesome hon, but you might went overboard! I think everyone thinks your hopped up on the goofies now!
Brandt: well, I had to act pretty good because I was scared something fierce.
Chrystal: so do this mean you can graduate up to flying?
Brandt vomits on the spot....
Trixy looks around at the lonely carnage and goes to pay the bill and meets a suave business man named Anthony..
Thank you for reading this extended but very hilarious edition of my Truly Bizarro Christmas 2012.
I don't know how many more yuks and grins I can keep doing but if the reception to this one is like the last, then you have seen the last of my weird musings and masterful bon mots...
2013, you're on the clock!
Friday, December 21, 2012
Spanning the Globe!
previously on the Superfriends:
Brian: man, that was an awesome birthday party!
Christy: yes it was, and now we can move on.
Brian: but it is still July, my birthday month.
Christy: oh no! you have miled this birthday thing more than a cow on milk day.
Brian: but.....
Christy: no buts, lets get ready to run!
Brian: (schlumps shoulders and whimpers, I don't wanna run)
Christy: pats booty, come on!
9:35 a.m. preshow meeting:
Rohan: ok, lets see what we can come up with today on the show. any ideas?
Mandy: where is Trey?
Brian: Trey, just twittered or tweeted that he is sick from the tuna. (serves him right)
Mandy: hey I twitter, does nayone else twitter?
Christy: I twitter too.
Rohan: good Mandy, get our show on twitter.
Mandy: great, another mindless thing for me to do.
Brian: well since Trey is out of commission, I'll do the Rangers boxscore.
Christy: for the love of all, can we forget the boxscore!
Rohan: well, it does bring in extra listeners!
Christy: (scans the want ads)
Jimi Hendrix's Voodoo Child blasts through the studios of 93.8 the Superfriends.
Brian: welcome one and all to another exciting show...
Christy: yes today we discuss twitter, and other social networking sites.
Mandy: when do we find out about the Blowhards?
Rohan: well I'm glad you asked my pint size wife. today is the day of wreckening for the Blowhards.
Christy: wreckening, does this mean they are done?
Rohan: yes it does my feminist anti hunting friend!
Mandy: so now what?
Brian: well it seems like they never took to our audience.
Christy: what audience?
Rohan: now now Christy, we have a loyal strong audience!
Mandy: yeah, my mom listens everyday.
Brian: my grandma tries to listen everyday as long as it doesn't interfere with her soaps watching.
Christy: well my family has better things to do, like read, jog, and live!
Rohan: my family would listen but they live in Australia!!! (looking over Mandy's way)
we have decided to give Troy his own show.
Mandy: what???????
Brian: wow, cool... maybe I can hijack it and help!
Rohan: calm down you two. this will be a solo act for Troy. it seems like he has caught corporate's ear and they like his personality and makeup...
Mandy: one he doesn't wear makeup and two he has no personality...
Christy: I for one think this is a good idea. way to go Troy!
Rohan: so Troy
Brian: man, that was an awesome birthday party!
Christy: yes it was, and now we can move on.
Brian: but it is still July, my birthday month.
Christy: oh no! you have miled this birthday thing more than a cow on milk day.
Brian: but.....
Christy: no buts, lets get ready to run!
Brian: (schlumps shoulders and whimpers, I don't wanna run)
Christy: pats booty, come on!
9:35 a.m. preshow meeting:
Rohan: ok, lets see what we can come up with today on the show. any ideas?
Mandy: where is Trey?
Brian: Trey, just twittered or tweeted that he is sick from the tuna. (serves him right)
Mandy: hey I twitter, does nayone else twitter?
Christy: I twitter too.
Rohan: good Mandy, get our show on twitter.
Mandy: great, another mindless thing for me to do.
Brian: well since Trey is out of commission, I'll do the Rangers boxscore.
Christy: for the love of all, can we forget the boxscore!
Rohan: well, it does bring in extra listeners!
Christy: (scans the want ads)
Jimi Hendrix's Voodoo Child blasts through the studios of 93.8 the Superfriends.
Brian: welcome one and all to another exciting show...
Christy: yes today we discuss twitter, and other social networking sites.
Mandy: when do we find out about the Blowhards?
Rohan: well I'm glad you asked my pint size wife. today is the day of wreckening for the Blowhards.
Christy: wreckening, does this mean they are done?
Rohan: yes it does my feminist anti hunting friend!
Mandy: so now what?
Brian: well it seems like they never took to our audience.
Christy: what audience?
Rohan: now now Christy, we have a loyal strong audience!
Mandy: yeah, my mom listens everyday.
Brian: my grandma tries to listen everyday as long as it doesn't interfere with her soaps watching.
Christy: well my family has better things to do, like read, jog, and live!
Rohan: my family would listen but they live in Australia!!! (looking over Mandy's way)
we have decided to give Troy his own show.
Mandy: what???????
Brian: wow, cool... maybe I can hijack it and help!
Rohan: calm down you two. this will be a solo act for Troy. it seems like he has caught corporate's ear and they like his personality and makeup...
Mandy: one he doesn't wear makeup and two he has no personality...
Christy: I for one think this is a good idea. way to go Troy!
Rohan: so Troy
Pigs get fed, hogs get slaughtered!
Previously on the Superfriends!
At the Peters/Robinson residence-
Christy: (yawns) babe, you snored all night!!
Brian: I did not!
Christy: yes you did, I had to wake you several times!! I'm so tired...
Brian: babe, that ridiculous, I was already awake when you tried waking me...
Christy: that makes no sense...
At the Buck/Pegues residence:
Rohan: Mandy!!!! Mandy!!!
Mandy: what?? what is wrong?
Rohan: nothing, just was wondering what we were going to have for breakfast?
Mandy: you called me all the way in here to ask me that?? smh...
Rohan: well?
Mandy: well, I was thinking, scrambled eggs, bacon and toast! sound good?
Rohan: perfect...
The Superfriends meet at the station one final time to say their goodbyes.. (Everybody but Brian has decided to give up their fake radio show and basically grow up)
Brian: here ye, here ye! everyone come in and have a seat!
Christy: we're all here, right in front of you.
Brian: don't worry about that!
Christy: (mumbles) thannk goodness I have a real job now..
Brian: what babe? (peering at Christy)
Mandy: can we hurry, we have a plane to catch!
Christy: huh, what?
Rohan: yep, back to the outback suckers.....
Brian (gives Rohan the mental middle finger)
Mandy: what? didn't I tell you guys?
Christy: noooooooooooo!
Mandy: well we're moving back to Australia.
Brian: for how long?
Rohan: FOREVER! (laughs maniacally)
Mandy: Rohan, please not now....
Troy: (whispers) good riddance.
Mandy: Troy, you're a waste of space...
Troy: well your short and smell like tuna..
Mandy: ughhhh
- chaos ensues, a food fight erupts, gnashing of teeth is heard, and much wailing commences-
Christy: hold it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (like nails on a blackboard) do we want our final time together to go down like this?
Troy looks at the food strewn about.
Brian dejectedly looks out the window
Rohan is eating scraps of food of the wall
Mandy sniffs herself to see if she smells like tuna, and giggles to herself because she does
Christy is booking plane tickets to the Philippines
Brian: well, I'm gonna miss all you guys terribly..
Christy: hon, I'm not going anywhere!
Brian smiles
Mandy sobs quietly
Rohan is dreaming of the kangaroos, the koala bears and his human aborigine slave back home
Troy has already left to smoke a cigar
Mandy: well we don't leave until the morning!
Christy: yippee, one whole night with you guys!!
Mandy: actually, I'm spending it with my mom and family..
Christy: o, right, sure you are! Brian, lets go..
Brian: babe, did you say something about the Philippines?
Christy: lets go, if we hurry, we might catch an earlier flight!
Brian: but but... what about my fear......
Christy: I got that all under control!
Brian and Christy are last seen heading to the airport.
*SPOILER ALERT*
Brian is hopped up on the goofies and has a pleasant flight.
Christy is perusing the Filipino map something fierce
Mandy and Rohan arrive at Mama Pegues' house and plow into some dingdong cake
Finally a silhouette of man can be seen entering the studio....
who is it??
it's a large man!!!
he has a huge cowboy hat on!!!
its......
TREY! Trey read the email wrong and has showed up 30 minutes late!
Superfriends Announcement
Unless hearts have been changed and egos are put away, I'm done with this little blog!
over and out! Superfriends 93.8....
At the Peters/Robinson residence-
Christy: (yawns) babe, you snored all night!!
Brian: I did not!
Christy: yes you did, I had to wake you several times!! I'm so tired...
Brian: babe, that ridiculous, I was already awake when you tried waking me...
Christy: that makes no sense...
At the Buck/Pegues residence:
Rohan: Mandy!!!! Mandy!!!
Mandy: what?? what is wrong?
Rohan: nothing, just was wondering what we were going to have for breakfast?
Mandy: you called me all the way in here to ask me that?? smh...
Rohan: well?
Mandy: well, I was thinking, scrambled eggs, bacon and toast! sound good?
Rohan: perfect...
The Superfriends meet at the station one final time to say their goodbyes.. (Everybody but Brian has decided to give up their fake radio show and basically grow up)
Brian: here ye, here ye! everyone come in and have a seat!
Christy: we're all here, right in front of you.
Brian: don't worry about that!
Christy: (mumbles) thannk goodness I have a real job now..
Brian: what babe? (peering at Christy)
Mandy: can we hurry, we have a plane to catch!
Christy: huh, what?
Rohan: yep, back to the outback suckers.....
Brian (gives Rohan the mental middle finger)
Mandy: what? didn't I tell you guys?
Christy: noooooooooooo!
Mandy: well we're moving back to Australia.
Brian: for how long?
Rohan: FOREVER! (laughs maniacally)
Mandy: Rohan, please not now....
Troy: (whispers) good riddance.
Mandy: Troy, you're a waste of space...
Troy: well your short and smell like tuna..
Mandy: ughhhh
- chaos ensues, a food fight erupts, gnashing of teeth is heard, and much wailing commences-
Christy: hold it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (like nails on a blackboard) do we want our final time together to go down like this?
Troy looks at the food strewn about.
Brian dejectedly looks out the window
Rohan is eating scraps of food of the wall
Mandy sniffs herself to see if she smells like tuna, and giggles to herself because she does
Christy is booking plane tickets to the Philippines
Brian: well, I'm gonna miss all you guys terribly..
Christy: hon, I'm not going anywhere!
Brian smiles
Mandy sobs quietly
Rohan is dreaming of the kangaroos, the koala bears and his human aborigine slave back home
Troy has already left to smoke a cigar
Mandy: well we don't leave until the morning!
Christy: yippee, one whole night with you guys!!
Mandy: actually, I'm spending it with my mom and family..
Christy: o, right, sure you are! Brian, lets go..
Brian: babe, did you say something about the Philippines?
Christy: lets go, if we hurry, we might catch an earlier flight!
Brian: but but... what about my fear......
Christy: I got that all under control!
Brian and Christy are last seen heading to the airport.
*SPOILER ALERT*
Brian is hopped up on the goofies and has a pleasant flight.
Christy is perusing the Filipino map something fierce
Mandy and Rohan arrive at Mama Pegues' house and plow into some dingdong cake
Finally a silhouette of man can be seen entering the studio....
who is it??
it's a large man!!!
he has a huge cowboy hat on!!!
its......
TREY! Trey read the email wrong and has showed up 30 minutes late!
Superfriends Announcement
Unless hearts have been changed and egos are put away, I'm done with this little blog!
over and out! Superfriends 93.8....
Thursday, December 20, 2012
Symphony of Destruction
previously on the Superfriends
at the Buck residence-
Mandy is at the bathroom sink and is making goofy faces in the mirror
Rohan: Mandy, what in the blue heck are you doing?
Mandy: what, what do you mean?
Rohan: ummm, I mean, what are you doing?
Mandy: I'm stretching my facial muscles!
Rohan: why?
Mandy: Ro, I told you last night, today I have that tuna eating contest!!
Rohan: wh.... aw, nevermind!
Mandy continues stretching her facial muscles.....
meanwhile at the Peters/Robinson ponderosa-
Brian: babe, you all packed?
Christy: hon, my flights not for another 6 hours..
Brian: I know babe, but we haven't done the laundry yet.
Christy: what???? (running through the apartment snatching and grabbing clothes)
I thought you did the laundry!!!
Brian: babe, I'm a college student now, and I work as well!
Christy: ummmm, I work too and you only work 3 days a week...
Brian (schlumps shoulders and puts clothes in the wash)
today's edition of the Superfriends emanates live from Bubba's Meat Market (a new local butcher shop)
wafting through the airwaves Voodoo Child by Jimi Hendrix can be heard, along with the overriding stench of dead bloody carcasses.
Brian: welcome one and all to another award winning edition of the Superfriends!
Mandy: when did we win an award?
Brian: Mandy, we did win, "What the heck were you thinking award" in 2009 from the local radio chapter.
Mandy looks on confused
Christy: what's that smell?
Brian: Christy, my little kumquat, that is the side of beef that they have placed nicely over the counter here.
Christy: I think I'm going to be sick!
Troy walks in: hey guys!
Brian: you're late buddy!
Troy: well you said I could bring the kiddos on our next restaurant remote.
Mandy: Troy, you goob, does this look like a restaurant?
Troy looks around and notices booths and tables
why yes, it looks like one to me!
Mandy: well look at the beef splayed over the counter, dripping blood down the window!
Christy vomits a little on her sleeve
I'm gonna hurl!
meanwhile Troy's kiddos are poking and giggling at the dead meat
Troy noticing this might not go over well the misses, ushers his kids back outside
Brian: Troy, where you going? we have a show to do!
Troy is seen nervously wiping the dead carcass blood of his kids hands and puts them back in the car and drives off!
Brian: great now we have to double up on duties!
Christy: ummmm, my flight leaves in 2 hours, so I better get going!
Brian and Mandy look at each other as now they are left to run the show
Mandy: where are you going off to Christy?
Christy: anywhere but here really! but to answer your very elementary question, I have an interview in the Philippines at the National Geographic for the social media editor position.
Mandy looks on confused
Brian: babe, did you get the Traveler's guide to the Philippines I bought for you?
Christy: (wiping vomit off her sleeve), yes hon, it;s stashed away in my carry on bag!
Brian: babe, I only packed the suitcase for you!
Christy: OMG! (runs out the door and narrowly misses slipping on the blood that has coagulated on the floor)
Brian: well there she goes! ok superfans, we have a great show today! we'll discuss the always entertaining but somewhat sad disintegration of the Von Erich wrestling family, the Christmas holiday season, and new segment called what's on Mandy's mind!
Mandy is seen chasing butterflies by the store window!
join us next time on the Superfriends as we recap our Christmas festivities..
*Show Announcement* we will be on dry dock until January 2. so carry on with the plan of the day!
Will Troy get the carcass blood off his kiddos hands? will Christy land the Philippines National Geographic social media editor job? Will Mandy win the tuna eating contest? we have less answers and even more questions....
at the Buck residence-
Mandy is at the bathroom sink and is making goofy faces in the mirror
Rohan: Mandy, what in the blue heck are you doing?
Mandy: what, what do you mean?
Rohan: ummm, I mean, what are you doing?
Mandy: I'm stretching my facial muscles!
Rohan: why?
Mandy: Ro, I told you last night, today I have that tuna eating contest!!
Rohan: wh.... aw, nevermind!
Mandy continues stretching her facial muscles.....
meanwhile at the Peters/Robinson ponderosa-
Brian: babe, you all packed?
Christy: hon, my flights not for another 6 hours..
Brian: I know babe, but we haven't done the laundry yet.
Christy: what???? (running through the apartment snatching and grabbing clothes)
I thought you did the laundry!!!
Brian: babe, I'm a college student now, and I work as well!
Christy: ummmm, I work too and you only work 3 days a week...
Brian (schlumps shoulders and puts clothes in the wash)
today's edition of the Superfriends emanates live from Bubba's Meat Market (a new local butcher shop)
wafting through the airwaves Voodoo Child by Jimi Hendrix can be heard, along with the overriding stench of dead bloody carcasses.
Brian: welcome one and all to another award winning edition of the Superfriends!
Mandy: when did we win an award?
Brian: Mandy, we did win, "What the heck were you thinking award" in 2009 from the local radio chapter.
Mandy looks on confused
Christy: what's that smell?
Brian: Christy, my little kumquat, that is the side of beef that they have placed nicely over the counter here.
Christy: I think I'm going to be sick!
Troy walks in: hey guys!
Brian: you're late buddy!
Troy: well you said I could bring the kiddos on our next restaurant remote.
Mandy: Troy, you goob, does this look like a restaurant?
Troy looks around and notices booths and tables
why yes, it looks like one to me!
Mandy: well look at the beef splayed over the counter, dripping blood down the window!
Christy vomits a little on her sleeve
I'm gonna hurl!
meanwhile Troy's kiddos are poking and giggling at the dead meat
Troy noticing this might not go over well the misses, ushers his kids back outside
Brian: Troy, where you going? we have a show to do!
Troy is seen nervously wiping the dead carcass blood of his kids hands and puts them back in the car and drives off!
Brian: great now we have to double up on duties!
Christy: ummmm, my flight leaves in 2 hours, so I better get going!
Brian and Mandy look at each other as now they are left to run the show
Mandy: where are you going off to Christy?
Christy: anywhere but here really! but to answer your very elementary question, I have an interview in the Philippines at the National Geographic for the social media editor position.
Mandy looks on confused
Brian: babe, did you get the Traveler's guide to the Philippines I bought for you?
Christy: (wiping vomit off her sleeve), yes hon, it;s stashed away in my carry on bag!
Brian: babe, I only packed the suitcase for you!
Christy: OMG! (runs out the door and narrowly misses slipping on the blood that has coagulated on the floor)
Brian: well there she goes! ok superfans, we have a great show today! we'll discuss the always entertaining but somewhat sad disintegration of the Von Erich wrestling family, the Christmas holiday season, and new segment called what's on Mandy's mind!
Mandy is seen chasing butterflies by the store window!
join us next time on the Superfriends as we recap our Christmas festivities..
*Show Announcement* we will be on dry dock until January 2. so carry on with the plan of the day!
Will Troy get the carcass blood off his kiddos hands? will Christy land the Philippines National Geographic social media editor job? Will Mandy win the tuna eating contest? we have less answers and even more questions....
Saturday, December 1, 2012
Eye of the Beholder
previously on the Superfriends
in a land far far away-
Mandy: Rohan, can you go to the store for me?
Rohan: why?
Mandy: it would help me out immensely...
Rohan: ummm....
Mandy: plus, I need more tuna!
Rohan: smh..
across the pond-
Christy: babe, when we going to put the Christmas tree up?
Brian: well, I'm ready! (is holding his UT bear ornament)
Christy: oh, so you're ready like, right now?
Brian: yes, you asked and I'm ready!
Christy: ok, well let me paint my toe nails first!
Brian stands in the center of the living room still holding his UT bear ornament
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It has been determined by the Sainted Matriarchs at Babe's Chicken that the Superfriends Fake Radio Show will commence. Mama Pegues, Mama Robinson, and Grandma wanted their three chick-a-dees to carry on with their fun and frivolity. In reality, Mama Pegues needed to get to work and actually save human souls, Mama Robinson needed to get home so she can play with her great granddaughter and Grandma just wanted to hurry home and make sure her DVR recorded Days of Our Lives. There was one caveat though from Mama Pegues, in order for this happen Mandy and Rohan had to come back and live in the great state!
ring ring, ring ring
Mandy: (picks up the phone) hello
Mama Pegues: hello sweet Mandy!
Mandy: hi mama!
Mama Pegues: it is done!
Mandy: ok! bye... (hangs up the phone)
Mandy: Rohan..............................
Rohan: yes, dear! why you yelling, I'm 5 feet away!
Mandy: we have to go to Texas!
Rohan: why?
Mandy: don't worry about that, just get to packing! (throws a suitcase at Rohan)
ASIDE- Rohan doesn't know but Mandy has pulled some strings with her brother-in-law and secured a position in the Fort Worth Police Department for Rohan. END OF ASIDE
as Mandy and Rohan arrive in Texas, Brian is quickly reconnoitering any and all Superfriend show ideas as his beautiful wife Christy furiously pounds out her resume for the National Geographic Philippines magazine social media editor.
Brian is getting the gang back together by hosting a Superfriends Gala at David's BBQ.
*In attendance- Brian (host), Christy (thinking she is meeting a representative for National Geographic for an interview), Troy (here for the free beer), Mandy (giddy co-host of the Superfriends), Rohan (confused Australian police officer stuck in Texas), Mama Pegues (holding a celebratory ding dong cake), Mama Robinson (making sure everyone has their food and drinks, even though the wait staff at David's is present), and Grandma (who wonders if they have margaritas)
Brian: ok, everyone take a seat please.
Christy stands in defiance waiting on her husband to pull her chair out for her to sit down.
Troy: what's up bro!
Brian: well, I am proud and even happier to announce that we have decided to renew our Superfriends radio show!
*crickets can be heard*
silence is broken when Mandy starts clapping uncontrollably in excitement!
Christy is not amused but will help fill in until her National Geographic interview is done.
Troy hi-fives Brian but whispers softly in his ear: I get one free beer a show!
Brian gives Troy a slow nodding look..
Rohan is slumped in a chair, with a confused look on his face!!
Grandma is seen giving the manager at David's the what for, for not selling margaritas.
Join us next time, as we embark on another exciting series of the very fake but real Superfriends radio show!
Will Rohan recover? Will Troy get his free beers? Will Christy get that interview?
tune in brutha......
in a land far far away-
Mandy: Rohan, can you go to the store for me?
Rohan: why?
Mandy: it would help me out immensely...
Rohan: ummm....
Mandy: plus, I need more tuna!
Rohan: smh..
across the pond-
Christy: babe, when we going to put the Christmas tree up?
Brian: well, I'm ready! (is holding his UT bear ornament)
Christy: oh, so you're ready like, right now?
Brian: yes, you asked and I'm ready!
Christy: ok, well let me paint my toe nails first!
Brian stands in the center of the living room still holding his UT bear ornament
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It has been determined by the Sainted Matriarchs at Babe's Chicken that the Superfriends Fake Radio Show will commence. Mama Pegues, Mama Robinson, and Grandma wanted their three chick-a-dees to carry on with their fun and frivolity. In reality, Mama Pegues needed to get to work and actually save human souls, Mama Robinson needed to get home so she can play with her great granddaughter and Grandma just wanted to hurry home and make sure her DVR recorded Days of Our Lives. There was one caveat though from Mama Pegues, in order for this happen Mandy and Rohan had to come back and live in the great state!
ring ring, ring ring
Mandy: (picks up the phone) hello
Mama Pegues: hello sweet Mandy!
Mandy: hi mama!
Mama Pegues: it is done!
Mandy: ok! bye... (hangs up the phone)
Mandy: Rohan..............................
Rohan: yes, dear! why you yelling, I'm 5 feet away!
Mandy: we have to go to Texas!
Rohan: why?
Mandy: don't worry about that, just get to packing! (throws a suitcase at Rohan)
ASIDE- Rohan doesn't know but Mandy has pulled some strings with her brother-in-law and secured a position in the Fort Worth Police Department for Rohan. END OF ASIDE
as Mandy and Rohan arrive in Texas, Brian is quickly reconnoitering any and all Superfriend show ideas as his beautiful wife Christy furiously pounds out her resume for the National Geographic Philippines magazine social media editor.
Brian is getting the gang back together by hosting a Superfriends Gala at David's BBQ.
*In attendance- Brian (host), Christy (thinking she is meeting a representative for National Geographic for an interview), Troy (here for the free beer), Mandy (giddy co-host of the Superfriends), Rohan (confused Australian police officer stuck in Texas), Mama Pegues (holding a celebratory ding dong cake), Mama Robinson (making sure everyone has their food and drinks, even though the wait staff at David's is present), and Grandma (who wonders if they have margaritas)
Brian: ok, everyone take a seat please.
Christy stands in defiance waiting on her husband to pull her chair out for her to sit down.
Troy: what's up bro!
Brian: well, I am proud and even happier to announce that we have decided to renew our Superfriends radio show!
*crickets can be heard*
silence is broken when Mandy starts clapping uncontrollably in excitement!
Christy is not amused but will help fill in until her National Geographic interview is done.
Troy hi-fives Brian but whispers softly in his ear: I get one free beer a show!
Brian gives Troy a slow nodding look..
Rohan is slumped in a chair, with a confused look on his face!!
Grandma is seen giving the manager at David's the what for, for not selling margaritas.
Join us next time, as we embark on another exciting series of the very fake but real Superfriends radio show!
Will Rohan recover? Will Troy get his free beers? Will Christy get that interview?
tune in brutha......
Sunday, November 25, 2012
The Beautiful People
previously on the Superfriends-
in the land of kangaroos, koala bears and aborigines
Mandy is on the phone with her mama, "Yes Mama, two o'clock, be there.."
Rohan is annihilating the last of the meat pies.
back in the great state
Brian is on the phone with this sainted grandma, "Ok, grandma, we need to be there at two o'clock."
Grandma: ok, see you then! real quick let me tell you about my tree and garden problem....
Brian: grandma, I need to go so I can make Christy her coffee. if mama ain't happy no one is happy.
Grandma: ok, two o'clock right??
Brian: yes!
Christy is laying in bed talking to her mom on the phone. "yes mom, I don't know why we need to meet at two o'clock but that is what Brian said."
Mama Robinson: ok, well if Brian said it, it must be important.
Christy: mom, don't stick up for him!
Mama Robinson: I'm not! but if he said it....
Christy: ok, ok, see you then..
Brian and Christy pick Mandy up from the airport
Everyone is assembled and the meeting is ready to commence.
Christy: why are we at Babe's Chicken? there is not a whole lot I can eat here...
Mandy: Christy, shhhh, we're not eating here!
Brian: yes babe, this is part of the plan... We are going to Joe T's anyways.
Mandy: yes those three have some important business to attend too.
As the three young and spry Superfriends make their way to Joe T's, the three sainted women meet and greet about what is next for their offspring.
Mama Pegues: lets open in a word of prayer/
Mama Robinson: ok, but let me go to the restroom real quick.
Grandma: do they have margaritas here?
Mama Pegues: well, Mrs. Robinson, my prayer won't take to long.. and Miss Grandma, that is heathen drink.
Grandma: might be heathen drink but it tastes so good.
Mama Robinson: ooo, look at all the poor animal heads on the walls.
Grandma: aw, that's nothing, my husband Gene, killed deers, fish and quails with his bare hands!
Mama Pegues: well, it is our right to bare arms!
Grandma: I have proof, wanna see? (she pulls out from her purse a picture of 8 deers strung up by their hooven feet from a tree)
Mama Robinson: that's grisly!! your husband was a nice looking man though..
Grandma: sure was, we've been married 62 years..
the three Superfriends arrive at Joe T's
Mandy: I can't wait to eat, my stomach has longed for good messican food.
Brian: what, they don't have mexican restaurants in Australia? (giggle)
Mandy smacks her head
Christy has already ordered the queso with chips and salsa
Brian: hey guys, do we really think is gonna work?
Mandy: what? the queso and chips are already here.
Brian: Mandy, lets use that noggin for a second, ok! I mean, Mrs Pegues, Mrs. Robinson and my grandma are deciding our fate with the radio station...
Christy: well, I hope they choose wisely!
Mandy: my mama wants what is best for us, as long as there is no special government funding involved!
Brian: well, my grandma doesn't care either way, as long as she has a good stiff margarita and a gravied up chicken fried steak.
Mandy: Brian, doesn't she have diabetes?
Brian: yes, but don't worry about that! she's done real good lately.
Christy is chastising the server, (who no doubt is from TCU) because they brought flour tortillas instead of corn..
back at Babe's
Mama Pegues: well, I think what those three kids do is great! My sweet Mandy is a fine young woman but she does have an affinity for tuna!
Mama Robinson: well, MY sweet daughter already has a great job at the Dallas Morning News as some fancy dancy Facebook internet manager.
Grandma: well, my very loving grandson has had such a hard childhood and all until we took him and sister in and raised them best we can! so, I say, let him follow his dream!
back at Joe T's
Mandy is slumped over in the chair from a food coma.
Brian is ordering seconds on the fajitas.
Christy is taking pictures of the scenic patio
The fate of the Superfriends is now firmly in the hands of Mama Pegues, Mama Robinson and Grandma!
Will the show go on? Will grandma get a second margarita? Will Mama Robinson and Mama Pegues allow the Superfriends to carry on?
Join us next time as the future of the Superfriends radio show is revealed...
in the land of kangaroos, koala bears and aborigines
Mandy is on the phone with her mama, "Yes Mama, two o'clock, be there.."
Rohan is annihilating the last of the meat pies.
back in the great state
Brian is on the phone with this sainted grandma, "Ok, grandma, we need to be there at two o'clock."
Grandma: ok, see you then! real quick let me tell you about my tree and garden problem....
Brian: grandma, I need to go so I can make Christy her coffee. if mama ain't happy no one is happy.
Grandma: ok, two o'clock right??
Brian: yes!
Christy is laying in bed talking to her mom on the phone. "yes mom, I don't know why we need to meet at two o'clock but that is what Brian said."
Mama Robinson: ok, well if Brian said it, it must be important.
Christy: mom, don't stick up for him!
Mama Robinson: I'm not! but if he said it....
Christy: ok, ok, see you then..
Brian and Christy pick Mandy up from the airport
Everyone is assembled and the meeting is ready to commence.
Christy: why are we at Babe's Chicken? there is not a whole lot I can eat here...
Mandy: Christy, shhhh, we're not eating here!
Brian: yes babe, this is part of the plan... We are going to Joe T's anyways.
Mandy: yes those three have some important business to attend too.
As the three young and spry Superfriends make their way to Joe T's, the three sainted women meet and greet about what is next for their offspring.
Mama Pegues: lets open in a word of prayer/
Mama Robinson: ok, but let me go to the restroom real quick.
Grandma: do they have margaritas here?
Mama Pegues: well, Mrs. Robinson, my prayer won't take to long.. and Miss Grandma, that is heathen drink.
Grandma: might be heathen drink but it tastes so good.
Mama Robinson: ooo, look at all the poor animal heads on the walls.
Grandma: aw, that's nothing, my husband Gene, killed deers, fish and quails with his bare hands!
Mama Pegues: well, it is our right to bare arms!
Grandma: I have proof, wanna see? (she pulls out from her purse a picture of 8 deers strung up by their hooven feet from a tree)
Mama Robinson: that's grisly!! your husband was a nice looking man though..
Grandma: sure was, we've been married 62 years..
the three Superfriends arrive at Joe T's
Mandy: I can't wait to eat, my stomach has longed for good messican food.
Brian: what, they don't have mexican restaurants in Australia? (giggle)
Mandy smacks her head
Christy has already ordered the queso with chips and salsa
Brian: hey guys, do we really think is gonna work?
Mandy: what? the queso and chips are already here.
Brian: Mandy, lets use that noggin for a second, ok! I mean, Mrs Pegues, Mrs. Robinson and my grandma are deciding our fate with the radio station...
Christy: well, I hope they choose wisely!
Mandy: my mama wants what is best for us, as long as there is no special government funding involved!
Brian: well, my grandma doesn't care either way, as long as she has a good stiff margarita and a gravied up chicken fried steak.
Mandy: Brian, doesn't she have diabetes?
Brian: yes, but don't worry about that! she's done real good lately.
Christy is chastising the server, (who no doubt is from TCU) because they brought flour tortillas instead of corn..
back at Babe's
Mama Pegues: well, I think what those three kids do is great! My sweet Mandy is a fine young woman but she does have an affinity for tuna!
Mama Robinson: well, MY sweet daughter already has a great job at the Dallas Morning News as some fancy dancy Facebook internet manager.
Grandma: well, my very loving grandson has had such a hard childhood and all until we took him and sister in and raised them best we can! so, I say, let him follow his dream!
back at Joe T's
Mandy is slumped over in the chair from a food coma.
Brian is ordering seconds on the fajitas.
Christy is taking pictures of the scenic patio
The fate of the Superfriends is now firmly in the hands of Mama Pegues, Mama Robinson and Grandma!
Will the show go on? Will grandma get a second margarita? Will Mama Robinson and Mama Pegues allow the Superfriends to carry on?
Join us next time as the future of the Superfriends radio show is revealed...
Saturday, November 17, 2012
Rage Against the Machine
Previously on the Superfriends!
In the wilds of Australia-
Mandy is on a ladder putting up boxes on a shelf
Rohan is watching from the couch and double watching the t.v.
Mandy: Ro, can you help, this ladder is kind of wobbly!
Rohan: Mandy, you're only on the second rung...
Mandy: I know but....
all of a sudden; crash, boom, kerplunk, fart, thwap!!!
Rohan: Mandy!!!!! you ok?
Mandy: (mutters) yes, I think...
Rohan: did you fart when you fell? lol...
At the Peters/Robinson residence
Christy: I'm going for a run, Brian, you want to join me?
Brian: how long you running?
Christy: 12 miles!
Brian: no, I'm too out of shape for all that.
Christy: but that's the only way to get in shape..
Brian: I know but 12 miles???
Christy: well, ok, then, I'm off!
Brian is seen mapping out his 1 mile run...
Meanwhile, in the Burbs
Troy is seen working on his motorcycle
Becca, Troy's loving wife, is playing with the kiddos.
Troy: hey, Becca, want to invite Brian and Christy over this weekend for the Cowboy game?
Becca: sure as long as Brian doesn't wear his man-capris and I don't have to put sausage in the queso.
Troy stares off in the yonder, contemplating life!
Christy: Brian, so what now since our fake radio show is done?
Brian: what do you mean?
Christy: I mean what are you going to do NOW?!
Brian: well, I thought I could still do a show on my own but maybe once a week! what do you think?
Christy: I think that blows.....
Brian stands alone in his own silence
Christy: I need to get to work! will you drive me?
Brian: sure babe.. do you have your phone?
Christy: ughh, no, where is it?
Brian: I don't know!
Christy: will you call it?
Brian: ughhh...
Christy: never mind, it's right here in my hand!
Across the globe-
Mandy: Ro, I think I hurt my back when I fell?
Rohan: Aw, Mandy, lets not get carried away??
Mandy looks out the window and dreams of her Superfriends back home.
Rohan: Mandy, what's for dinner?
Mandy: tuna fish sandwiches..
Back in the great state-
Brian has driven his beau to work and now sits at his makeshift desk and plans what day to do his newly formatted show perfectly called the Peters Power Hour!
Join us next time to see if Mandy and Rohan indeed did have tuna fish sandwiches for dinner?
Is Christy ok with her extremely handsome husband's new show?
Did Becca make the queso with sausage?
More questions than I answers!
In the wilds of Australia-
Mandy is on a ladder putting up boxes on a shelf
Rohan is watching from the couch and double watching the t.v.
Mandy: Ro, can you help, this ladder is kind of wobbly!
Rohan: Mandy, you're only on the second rung...
Mandy: I know but....
all of a sudden; crash, boom, kerplunk, fart, thwap!!!
Rohan: Mandy!!!!! you ok?
Mandy: (mutters) yes, I think...
Rohan: did you fart when you fell? lol...
At the Peters/Robinson residence
Christy: I'm going for a run, Brian, you want to join me?
Brian: how long you running?
Christy: 12 miles!
Brian: no, I'm too out of shape for all that.
Christy: but that's the only way to get in shape..
Brian: I know but 12 miles???
Christy: well, ok, then, I'm off!
Brian is seen mapping out his 1 mile run...
Meanwhile, in the Burbs
Troy is seen working on his motorcycle
Becca, Troy's loving wife, is playing with the kiddos.
Troy: hey, Becca, want to invite Brian and Christy over this weekend for the Cowboy game?
Becca: sure as long as Brian doesn't wear his man-capris and I don't have to put sausage in the queso.
Troy stares off in the yonder, contemplating life!
Christy: Brian, so what now since our fake radio show is done?
Brian: what do you mean?
Christy: I mean what are you going to do NOW?!
Brian: well, I thought I could still do a show on my own but maybe once a week! what do you think?
Christy: I think that blows.....
Brian stands alone in his own silence
Christy: I need to get to work! will you drive me?
Brian: sure babe.. do you have your phone?
Christy: ughh, no, where is it?
Brian: I don't know!
Christy: will you call it?
Brian: ughhh...
Christy: never mind, it's right here in my hand!
Across the globe-
Mandy: Ro, I think I hurt my back when I fell?
Rohan: Aw, Mandy, lets not get carried away??
Mandy looks out the window and dreams of her Superfriends back home.
Rohan: Mandy, what's for dinner?
Mandy: tuna fish sandwiches..
Back in the great state-
Brian has driven his beau to work and now sits at his makeshift desk and plans what day to do his newly formatted show perfectly called the Peters Power Hour!
Join us next time to see if Mandy and Rohan indeed did have tuna fish sandwiches for dinner?
Is Christy ok with her extremely handsome husband's new show?
Did Becca make the queso with sausage?
More questions than I answers!
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