Toes!

Previously on the Superfriends-

Christy clanging and banging at the local Planet Fitness, while man husband Brian is scouting the nearest circuit machine. Christy yells out, "Brian, pump those weights!" All the meatheads and knuckeldraggers turn eyes towards Brian, who is setting the bench press bar at 75lbs.

Meanwhile, Mandy is making warm tuna casserole and Rohan is boning up on his free throw shooting. Rohan's career free throw percentage is 79% and his basketball nemesis, Brian's is a robust 91%.

Whispering through the studio is Voodoo Child by Jimi Hendrix. Brian introduces he crew- technically directing is gallbladder less Troy, producing is Grand Prairies own Christy and co-host.... I mean yuk-monkeying is our diminutive friend Mandy. 

Christy: must we have nicknames?

Mandy: I like nicknames? I feel included.

Troy: well, I told you I couldn't work today, I'm having my follow up from surgery.

Brian: no worries brother.

Troy: I'm not worried, but I gotta get going. ( Troy is seen leaving holding his side with a patch of blood on his shirt)

Christy: that doesn't look normal!

Mandy: he'll be fine, just rub some dirt on it.

Brian: let's not get distracted, we have a show to run. I have contacted Rohan to fill in for Troy. He has a fun segment called, basketball with Brian.

Mandy: not this again!

Christy: I can't believe I've been involved with this for the past 8 years...

Rohan walking in, with basketball in tow, "alright man you ready?"

Brian: for?

Rohan: for some hoops.

Christy: yea hon, you ready?

Mandy giggles

Brian: well, um, I need to....

Rohan: the ladies will commentate while we play.

Brian looking nervous retorts: they don't want to do that.

Christy and Mandy in unison: YES WE DO!

Brian tears away his wind pants to reveal his basketball shorts, knee high white socks. (He's also rocking a Dirk Nowitzki jersey)

Brian: you didn't think I would come unprepared?

Mandy: yes.

Christy knows her hubby is ready for some ball.

As Christy and Mandy hilariously commentate on basketball with a sprinkle of hip hop and food references, Brian takes a commanding lead of 7-4 

Rohan: bro, your foot was on the line!

Brian: let's ask the girls what they saw.

Christy is seen beat boxing to little Missy and Mandy is swatting a fly away from her tuna sandwich.

Rohan: for crying out loud!

Brian: ok, let's redo then.

Rohan checks the ball to Brian and Brian promptly swishes a three.

Rohan slumps shoulders through to the end of the game.

Brian wins a decisive yet competitive game 11-9.

Rohan forgoes the handshakes and leaves in a huff.

Brian turns to the ladies and to his horror; Mandy is asleep with tuna remnants on her cheek and Christy has left a note saying she's working out.

Brian realizes that no one called the end of the game and also there has been dead air broadcasting.

Join us next time as we find out if Rohan has accepted his basketball fate? Did Mandy awake from her tuna slumber? Did Christy have a banging workout? Is Troy going to be physically able to perform his duties on Superfriends? Has Brian realized his full athletic potential? All that and more on 93.8 the Superfriends.

The Force Awakens

Previously on the Superfriends-

As Rohan walks off the court in defeat, again, Brian unlaces his shoes and puts on his trusted flip flops. Rohan asks glumly, "dude, it's 70 degrees outside, why you wearing flip flops?" Brian responds, "it's warm," "But it's January??", Rohan says. Brian retorts," and it's 70 degrees!"

Brian towels off his basketball while Rohan regrets the 2 traveling turnovers.

Meanwhile, Mandy and Christy are back from their 2nd viewing of the Revenant starring Tom Hardy.

Christy fans herself while Mandy can't believe the handsomeness they just witnessed. Christy excitedly says, " see, I told you he was hot!" Mandy responds, " indeed!" I think he resembles Leo though. Christy stops dead in her tracks and unleashes something awful and very profane on Mandy.

Ripping through the Superfriends studio is Voodoo Child by Jimi Hendrix.

Brian welcomes one and all as Christy already unfurls a huge poster of Tom Hardy shirtless.

Brian: ummmmmm, babe, what is that?

Mandy interjects: it's Tom Hardy....

Brian: I know that you ding-a-ling.

Christy: it's my new Tom Hardy poster. I won it at the movie theatre before the movie started.

Troy: who is Tom Hardy?

Brian shelters Troy from forthcoming wrath and starts the show.

Christy is seen throwing plastic forks at Troy and Mandy is googling ding-a-ling.

Knowing that his beloved has been enthralled with Tom Hardy, Brian has arranged for his wife to go to a poster signing by the man himself Mr. Tom Hardy. Christy has already disregarded her show duties and is boning up on the Revenant wiki page and clicking through to Hardy's page.

After some very intriguing Dallas Maverick talk, Brian moves on to the revelation of the evening with Mr. Hardy. 

Christy, in a Hardy haze is already in scarf mode and out the door. Brian tries to catch her before she leaves but all that is left is the aroma of her 2 hour old candle.

Troy: what are you going to do now chief?

Mandy: why must men call each other chief?

Troy gives Mandy the "you're number 1 sign"

Mandy responds with a flick of the hand under the chin (very mafia and Italianesque).

Brian tries calling his betrothed but gets the voicemail. 

Brian then throws show duties to Mandy and Troy. He is last seen running after said betrothed to catch before the poster signing is no more.

Mandy and Troy finish the show playing a very juvenile game of middle finger salutes.

*long silence is heard on the airwaves*

the DFW listening audience sits in utter confusion 

Join us next time as we see who won the middle finger games. Did Troy outduel his co-employee? Did Brian catch up to Christy in time? Did Christy miss out on seeing her movie boyfriend? Is Rohan giving up his love of basketball. All this and much more on 93.8 the Superfriends.