Christy clanging and banging at the local Planet Fitness, while man husband Brian is scouting the nearest circuit machine. Christy yells out, "Brian, pump those weights!" All the meatheads and knuckeldraggers turn eyes towards Brian, who is setting the bench press bar at 75lbs.
Meanwhile, Mandy is making warm tuna casserole and Rohan is boning up on his free throw shooting. Rohan's career free throw percentage is 79% and his basketball nemesis, Brian's is a robust 91%.
Whispering through the studio is Voodoo Child by Jimi Hendrix. Brian introduces he crew- technically directing is gallbladder less Troy, producing is Grand Prairies own Christy and co-host.... I mean yuk-monkeying is our diminutive friend Mandy.
Christy: must we have nicknames?
Mandy: I like nicknames? I feel included.
Troy: well, I told you I couldn't work today, I'm having my follow up from surgery.
Brian: no worries brother.
Troy: I'm not worried, but I gotta get going. ( Troy is seen leaving holding his side with a patch of blood on his shirt)
Christy: that doesn't look normal!
Mandy: he'll be fine, just rub some dirt on it.
Brian: let's not get distracted, we have a show to run. I have contacted Rohan to fill in for Troy. He has a fun segment called, basketball with Brian.
Mandy: not this again!
Christy: I can't believe I've been involved with this for the past 8 years...
Rohan walking in, with basketball in tow, "alright man you ready?"
Brian: for?
Rohan: for some hoops.
Christy: yea hon, you ready?
Mandy giggles
Brian: well, um, I need to....
Rohan: the ladies will commentate while we play.
Brian looking nervous retorts: they don't want to do that.
Christy and Mandy in unison: YES WE DO!
Brian tears away his wind pants to reveal his basketball shorts, knee high white socks. (He's also rocking a Dirk Nowitzki jersey)
Brian: you didn't think I would come unprepared?
Mandy: yes.
Christy knows her hubby is ready for some ball.
As Christy and Mandy hilariously commentate on basketball with a sprinkle of hip hop and food references, Brian takes a commanding lead of 7-4
Rohan: bro, your foot was on the line!
Brian: let's ask the girls what they saw.
Christy is seen beat boxing to little Missy and Mandy is swatting a fly away from her tuna sandwich.
Rohan: for crying out loud!
Brian: ok, let's redo then.
Rohan checks the ball to Brian and Brian promptly swishes a three.
Rohan slumps shoulders through to the end of the game.
Brian wins a decisive yet competitive game 11-9.
Rohan forgoes the handshakes and leaves in a huff.
Brian turns to the ladies and to his horror; Mandy is asleep with tuna remnants on her cheek and Christy has left a note saying she's working out.
Brian realizes that no one called the end of the game and also there has been dead air broadcasting.
Join us next time as we find out if Rohan has accepted his basketball fate? Did Mandy awake from her tuna slumber? Did Christy have a banging workout? Is Troy going to be physically able to perform his duties on Superfriends? Has Brian realized his full athletic potential? All that and more on 93.8 the Superfriends.
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