Friday, January 15, 2016

The Force Awakens

Previously on the Superfriends-

As Rohan walks off the court in defeat, again, Brian unlaces his shoes and puts on his trusted flip flops. Rohan asks glumly, "dude, it's 70 degrees outside, why you wearing flip flops?" Brian responds, "it's warm," "But it's January??", Rohan says. Brian retorts," and it's 70 degrees!"
Brian towels off his basketball while Rohan regrets the 2 traveling turnovers.

Meanwhile, Mandy and Christy are back from their 2nd viewing of the Revenant starring Tom Hardy.
Christy fans herself while Mandy can't believe the handsomeness they just witnessed. Christy excitedly says, " see, I told you he was hot!" Mandy responds, " indeed!" I think he resembles Leo though. Christy stops dead in her tracks and unleashes something awful and very profane on Mandy.

Ripping through the Superfriends studio is Voodoo Child by Jimi Hendrix.
Brian welcomes one and all as Christy already unfurls a huge poster of Tom Hardy shirtless.
Brian: ummmmmm, babe, what is that?
Mandy interjects: it's Tom Hardy....
Brian: I know that you ding-a-ling.
Christy: it's my new Tom Hardy poster. I won it at the movie theatre before the movie started.
Troy: who is Tom Hardy?
Brian shelters Troy from forthcoming wrath and starts the show.
Christy is seen throwing plastic forks at Troy and Mandy is googling ding-a-ling.

Knowing that his beloved has been enthralled with Tom Hardy, Brian has arranged for his wife to go to a poster signing by the man himself Mr. Tom Hardy. Christy has already disregarded her show duties and is boning up on the Revenant wiki page and clicking through to Hardy's page.

After some very intriguing Dallas Maverick talk, Brian moves on to the revelation of the evening with Mr. Hardy. 
Christy, in a Hardy haze is already in scarf mode and out the door. Brian tries to catch her before she leaves but all that is left is the aroma of her 2 hour old candle.
Troy: what are you going to do now chief?
Mandy: why must men call each other chief?
Troy gives Mandy the "you're number 1 sign"
Mandy responds with a flick of the hand under the chin (very mafia and Italianesque).

Brian tries calling his betrothed but gets the voicemail. 
Brian then throws show duties to Mandy and Troy. He is last seen running after said betrothed to catch before the poster signing is no more.
Mandy and Troy finish the show playing a very juvenile game of middle finger salutes.

*long silence is heard on the airwaves*
the DFW listening audience sits in utter confusion 

Join us next time as we see who won the middle finger games. Did Troy outduel his co-employee? Did Brian catch up to Christy in time? Did Christy miss out on seeing her movie boyfriend? Is Rohan giving up his love of basketball. All this and much more on 93.8 the Superfriends.





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