welcome one and all to another side splitting edition of A Truly Bizarro Christmas. I'm working on my 4th year of this annual tradition. I love me some tradition! Christy on the other hand likes pumpkin pie and the Twilight books/movie. Go figure! Like every year this blog is made for giggling and laughing but usually ends up offending and alienating. I try my hardest but just like my paycheck it is never enough. My cast of strong and plentiful is:
Brian aka Brandt (to the slow and weak, this is me)
Christy aka Chrystal (my year and 4 month wife)
Mandy aka Mindy (long distance "friend")
Rohan aka Rod (Mandy's long suffering husband)
Troy aka Richard (long time close to home friend)
*joining the cast*- due to viewer complaints
Becca aka Becky (Troy's better half)
Trey aka Tripp (Brian's HS friend)
Liz aka Beth (Trey's significant other)
ok now that the minutia and whatnot is out of the way, on with the show!
it's 12:30 pm at the Robinson/Peters residence (Robinson had to go first in the introduction b/c of legal mumbo jumbo and to appeasement of Christy)
Chrystal: Brandt! Brandt! are you awake yet?
Brandt: yes dear! why are you yelling?
Chrystal: honey is not yelling, I'll let you know when I yell. have you finished you part of the decorating and preparedness of food?
Brandt: (with a beaten down look) yes, I put the tree up, did the dishes, folded the clothes and laid out the food.
Chrystal: ok, I'll make the pie then. can you make the bed real quick????
Brandt: (about to sit down and relax before guests come over) I guess!!
*door bell rings*
Richard and Becky are at the door.
Chrystal: Brandt, will you get that?
Brandt: I'm, I'm making the bed!
Chrystal: (peering out the window) it is Richard and Becky, they are YOUR friends!
Brandt: (opens the door) hey guys, how goes it? (takes their coats)
Richard: not bad bro, not bad.
Becky: wow, this is one small place!
Brandt: (looking downward) yeah well it has been a rough year financially.
Richard: (moving things along) ummm, lets see the living room shall we!
Becky: hon, we are standing in it, can't you see!
Brandt: ok, well here is our home, why don't ya'll have a seat.
Chrystal: (emerging from the kitchen) hey guys, sorry, I have to get this pie a baking.
*door bell rings*
Brandt without hesitation answers the door and Mindy, Rod, Tripp and Beth all arrive together.
Brandt: wow, you guys all arrived together!
Tripp: (wearing a Texas Tech sweater) thanks for stating the obvious there chief!
Mindy races in and gives Chrystal a huge hug and in doing so knocks over the pumpkin pie.
Chrystal: (in slow motion) nooooo!
Rod and Brandt giggle!
Mindy is seen sobbing and wiping snot from her sleeve.
Chrystal: it is ok Mindy I'll just make another one.
Brandt: but you said you would make a chocolate pie???
Chrystal: well we can't do that now can we! momma has to have her pumpkin pie.
Becky: what is all the commotion?
Mindy: I knocked over the pumpkin pie, I feel awful!
Becky: it is ok, we brought one.
Brandt: oh really, awesome!
Chrystal: is it gluten free?
Becky: why would it be?
Richard: (intercedes) hon, Chrystal can't eat anything with wheat or flour?
Becky: (struggling to comprehend) so you can't eat gluten and Brandt can't fly?
Brandt: well I can but I choose........
Richard: (directing his wife into the living room) lets go have a seat in here.
Rod: hey you see the Yankees won the World Series?
Brandt: dude they suck?
Tripp: (joins in) Wreck Em!
Brandt: tap the brakes there boss, the Longhorns are for real!
Chrystal: (seeing this will not end very well) ok, lets eat!
Mindy claps furiously!
the spread of food is on the table.
Beth: where are we suppose to sit?
Chrystal: I thought this year we could go buffet style and sit in the living room.
Mindy: good idea there!
Rod: as long as I get my fair share.
Brandt: well guests first. (eyes the dressing)
food is put away fast and furious. belts are unbuttoned and moaning/groaning is heard.
Brandt: ok, well lets do the gifts
Chrystal: yes, Mindy wanna help me pass them out!
Richard: ummm, (looking nervous) we forgot our gifts in the car! (elbows Becky)
Richard and Becky run to the car and feverishly write a check.
Rod: I love gifts!
Beth: Christmas time is for our Lord and Savior!
Brandt: well lets play some Christmas music shall we!
Tripp opens his gift and to his disappointment has received a Longhorn coffee mug.
Brandt: giggles!
Richard opens his gift and is happy to have a Harley Davidson collectors watch.
Becky opens hers and receives leg warmers.
Mindy thinks she will receive a bucket of tuna, so she opens hers and is astonished to not get the bucket of tuna but a bucket of ranch style beans.
Mindy: what tha????
Beth opens her gift and is perplexed as to why someone would give her a book by Al Gore on global warming.
Rod opens his gift which is in a make shift envelope. Rod is depressed that all he gets is a $15 check written in red by Richard.
Rod: dude!
Richard: your welcome!
Rod (leans over to Mindy), we gave him a Harley Davidson watch and all we get is a $15 check!
Chrystal opens her gift and to her unabashed and juvenile excitement has received a complete edition of the Twilight Series in book form.
Brandt looks on in pride and a twinge of glumness, knowing her time will be spent reading and he will continue to wash all dishes, fold all clothes and make all dinners.
Mindy: Brandt, open your gift.
Brandt: my gift is having all you friends here with me!
a collective air of friendship and togetherness can be felt!
Brandt: plus there is no gifts left.
Richard: oh contraire mon frere!
Mindy/Becky/Beth: what in the world does that mean?
Richard: work with me here. I did graduate from UNT!
Chrystal: and?
Brandt: what are you getting at?
Richard: well, look outside!
Brandt looks outside and to his amazement he sees a burnt orange 2009 Jeep Wrangler.
Tripp: wow bro, how.....
Brandt: is this for me?
Richard: yes it is, for being such a great best friend for the past 22 years, my parents have co-signed this Jeep for you!
Brandt: (crying) OMG!
Chrystal: I get shotgun!
Mindy: I get back seat!
Beth: can we get to the Christmas caroling?
Brandt: well lets make it quick b/c I'm going to test drive my new Jeep!
within 5 minutes of singing Brandt/Rod/Richard/Tripp are seen jumping in the Jeep and joyriding!
Beth/Becky/Chrystal/Mindy are left to carol on musical harmony!
less than one mile down the street Brandt has been pulled over for speeding and vandalism.
seems like a passenger in the back (named Richard or Tripp) threw an egg out the side.
gonna be a long night for the boys!
meanwhile the ladies are enjoying the new Twilight movie the New Moon!
much teenage giggling can be overheard from the local movie theater.
Brandt rings his one phone call from jail and gets Chrystal's voicemail!
thank you for reading this overly long and drawn out mess!
I thank you and my heart thanks you!
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Saturday, November 21, 2009
The Superfriends!
previously on the Superfriends:
Mandy: Rohan, I'm getting tired of this fake radio show!
Rohan: then why do you do it?
Mandy: well because, Brian is a lonely sort and I would feel terrible if I told him I don't want to do it anymore.
Rohan: I'll tell him then..
Mandy: (contemplating hard) ok!
at the Peters/Robinson residence:
6:30 am- Brian is up and cooking Christy breakfast.
Christy: (snore)
Brian had made the coffee, cut the fruit and toasted the bagel.
8:00 am- Brian leans in and gives his wife a gentle kiss and awakens her with the smell of food!
Christy struggles to wake up and rolls back over. Brian is determined to wake Christy up and wish her a happy birthday with the food he has prepared. Christy stretches and finally opens an eye and sees the plethera of food and drink! Brian is standing with food tray in hand and sings happy birthday to his beloved. Christy has a tear come down her cheek and then swiftly destroys breakfast. Brian is left standing witnessing the ensuing carnage. Christy asks for another cup of Joe'. Brian dutifully saunters back to the kitchen to get another cup of coffee.
Brian: Happy Birthday sweets, but I am 30 minutes late for work, so I better run.
Christy lays in her appetite of destruction and falls back fast asleep.
*before the daily preshow meeting a covert meeting is taking place*
Rohan: ok, why am I here?
Mrs. Pegues: well, we have an offer for you.
Rohan: we? who is we?
Mrs. Pegues slowly opens the door, to unveil her guests. In steps Mrs. H (Brian's grandma) and Mrs. R. (Christy's mom)
Rohan: I'm confused.
Mrs. Pegues: well it seems like you guys have been spending an awful lot of time doing this fake radio show. So, the three of us have decided take over ownership of the station.
Rohan: well it seems like you are barking up the wrong tree here, I'm in full and complete control. (rubbing his hands together)
Mrs. Pegues: well we are ready to make you an offer you can't refuse!
Rohan: Jolly, no amount of free golf passes and free cable can pry me away from my love running this show.
Mrs. Pegues: (looks over at her cohorts, nods)
Mrs. H and Mrs. R walk in with a pan of ding dong cake.
Mrs. Pegues; we are prepared to make this for you monthly for the next year in return for ownership of the show!
Rohan: (without hesitation) DEAL!
10;47 a.m. preshow meeting
Brian: where is Rohan?
Mandy: where is Christy?
Troy: no clue, but I'm here!
Mandy: (holds back the vomit creeping up her throat)
Brian: well, Christy has the day off because it is her birthday, plus she is till sleeping.
Mandy: o, I see. wait a minute, it is her birthday????
Brian: yes, didn't you get the text I sent you?
Mandy: no, I don't answer texts!
Troy: you mean you don't know how? (giggles)
Rohan comes strolling in with a big smile draped across his face.
Brian: you're late!
Rohan: well boys and girls, I have big news...
Troy: what, another defeat at the hands of Brian in basketball?
Mandy: wow, Troy, you sure are full of it today!
Brian: can we get to the big news?
Rohan: soon, my little friends, soon!
The theme song of Dallas can be heard whistling through the Superfriends studio.
Brian: ummmmm, what is going on here?
Mandy: yeah, I was actually learning the words to Jimi Hendrix's VooDoo Child.
Rohan: well it seems like today is a big day for our little show!
Troy: what we get raises?
Mandy: for the last time, we get paid?
Brian: Rohan, we can't announce such news today because Christy is out taking the day off for her birthday.
Rohan: well, that is too bad but the show must go on.
Trey comes in late, carrying the donuts that Rohan asked him to pick up.
Troy: donuts!!!
Brian: what are the donuts for?
Mandy: to eat, duh! move out of my way.....
Rohan: I thought I would treat you guys.
Brian looks out the window to see his grandma, mother-in-law and Mrs. Pegues pull up in the parking lot.
Brian motions to Mandy, but she is to busy scarfing donut holes.
Trey opens the studio doors and in walk the triumvirate of saintedness.
Mandy: mamma! (runs to give her mom a hug, but is thwarted because of glazy fingers)
Brian: hi grandma, what are you doing?
Mrs. H: Brian, open my Dr. Pepper!
Brian obliges.
Rohan: I would like to announce that I am stepping down as *boss* and respectfully turn the reins over to these three women.
Mandy: I don't get it?
Troy: Mandy, they are in charge now! I'm out of here, I have better things to do!
Trey wants to leave with his little buddy but knows he can't.
Mandy: Rohan, why did you step down?
Mrs. Pegues: well hon, we don't need to go over minor details now. (whispering) Rohan, it is on the table, just make sure to cover it back up!
Brian: so what does this mean for the future of the show?
Mrs. H: well you will be getting a real job.
Mrs. Pegues: this show will broadcast once a week instead of daily.
Brian: (sobbing) I have worked my whole life for this!
Mandy: get a hold of yourself, this is fake remember!
Rohan leaves the building and heads over to the house to partake in his ding dong cake.
Troy makes a smooth getaway and heads down to a local eating establishment to meet his wife.
Trey stays and helps Brian take down all the sports posters and makes way for the lazy boy for Mrs. H, connects the labtop for Mrs. R and places the bible on the table for Mrs. Pegues.
Brian is seen furiously texting Christy, who is getting a chair massage from Hugo and drinking a Starbucks coffee.
moviefone guy: what does this mean for the future of the Superfriends? will Brian recover? will Rohan gain weight from the ding dong cake? those questions and much much more.
Is this the end of the Superfriends as we know it?
Mandy: Rohan, I'm getting tired of this fake radio show!
Rohan: then why do you do it?
Mandy: well because, Brian is a lonely sort and I would feel terrible if I told him I don't want to do it anymore.
Rohan: I'll tell him then..
Mandy: (contemplating hard) ok!
at the Peters/Robinson residence:
6:30 am- Brian is up and cooking Christy breakfast.
Christy: (snore)
Brian had made the coffee, cut the fruit and toasted the bagel.
8:00 am- Brian leans in and gives his wife a gentle kiss and awakens her with the smell of food!
Christy struggles to wake up and rolls back over. Brian is determined to wake Christy up and wish her a happy birthday with the food he has prepared. Christy stretches and finally opens an eye and sees the plethera of food and drink! Brian is standing with food tray in hand and sings happy birthday to his beloved. Christy has a tear come down her cheek and then swiftly destroys breakfast. Brian is left standing witnessing the ensuing carnage. Christy asks for another cup of Joe'. Brian dutifully saunters back to the kitchen to get another cup of coffee.
Brian: Happy Birthday sweets, but I am 30 minutes late for work, so I better run.
Christy lays in her appetite of destruction and falls back fast asleep.
*before the daily preshow meeting a covert meeting is taking place*
Rohan: ok, why am I here?
Mrs. Pegues: well, we have an offer for you.
Rohan: we? who is we?
Mrs. Pegues slowly opens the door, to unveil her guests. In steps Mrs. H (Brian's grandma) and Mrs. R. (Christy's mom)
Rohan: I'm confused.
Mrs. Pegues: well it seems like you guys have been spending an awful lot of time doing this fake radio show. So, the three of us have decided take over ownership of the station.
Rohan: well it seems like you are barking up the wrong tree here, I'm in full and complete control. (rubbing his hands together)
Mrs. Pegues: well we are ready to make you an offer you can't refuse!
Rohan: Jolly, no amount of free golf passes and free cable can pry me away from my love running this show.
Mrs. Pegues: (looks over at her cohorts, nods)
Mrs. H and Mrs. R walk in with a pan of ding dong cake.
Mrs. Pegues; we are prepared to make this for you monthly for the next year in return for ownership of the show!
Rohan: (without hesitation) DEAL!
10;47 a.m. preshow meeting
Brian: where is Rohan?
Mandy: where is Christy?
Troy: no clue, but I'm here!
Mandy: (holds back the vomit creeping up her throat)
Brian: well, Christy has the day off because it is her birthday, plus she is till sleeping.
Mandy: o, I see. wait a minute, it is her birthday????
Brian: yes, didn't you get the text I sent you?
Mandy: no, I don't answer texts!
Troy: you mean you don't know how? (giggles)
Rohan comes strolling in with a big smile draped across his face.
Brian: you're late!
Rohan: well boys and girls, I have big news...
Troy: what, another defeat at the hands of Brian in basketball?
Mandy: wow, Troy, you sure are full of it today!
Brian: can we get to the big news?
Rohan: soon, my little friends, soon!
The theme song of Dallas can be heard whistling through the Superfriends studio.
Brian: ummmmm, what is going on here?
Mandy: yeah, I was actually learning the words to Jimi Hendrix's VooDoo Child.
Rohan: well it seems like today is a big day for our little show!
Troy: what we get raises?
Mandy: for the last time, we get paid?
Brian: Rohan, we can't announce such news today because Christy is out taking the day off for her birthday.
Rohan: well, that is too bad but the show must go on.
Trey comes in late, carrying the donuts that Rohan asked him to pick up.
Troy: donuts!!!
Brian: what are the donuts for?
Mandy: to eat, duh! move out of my way.....
Rohan: I thought I would treat you guys.
Brian looks out the window to see his grandma, mother-in-law and Mrs. Pegues pull up in the parking lot.
Brian motions to Mandy, but she is to busy scarfing donut holes.
Trey opens the studio doors and in walk the triumvirate of saintedness.
Mandy: mamma! (runs to give her mom a hug, but is thwarted because of glazy fingers)
Brian: hi grandma, what are you doing?
Mrs. H: Brian, open my Dr. Pepper!
Brian obliges.
Rohan: I would like to announce that I am stepping down as *boss* and respectfully turn the reins over to these three women.
Mandy: I don't get it?
Troy: Mandy, they are in charge now! I'm out of here, I have better things to do!
Trey wants to leave with his little buddy but knows he can't.
Mandy: Rohan, why did you step down?
Mrs. Pegues: well hon, we don't need to go over minor details now. (whispering) Rohan, it is on the table, just make sure to cover it back up!
Brian: so what does this mean for the future of the show?
Mrs. H: well you will be getting a real job.
Mrs. Pegues: this show will broadcast once a week instead of daily.
Brian: (sobbing) I have worked my whole life for this!
Mandy: get a hold of yourself, this is fake remember!
Rohan leaves the building and heads over to the house to partake in his ding dong cake.
Troy makes a smooth getaway and heads down to a local eating establishment to meet his wife.
Trey stays and helps Brian take down all the sports posters and makes way for the lazy boy for Mrs. H, connects the labtop for Mrs. R and places the bible on the table for Mrs. Pegues.
Brian is seen furiously texting Christy, who is getting a chair massage from Hugo and drinking a Starbucks coffee.
moviefone guy: what does this mean for the future of the Superfriends? will Brian recover? will Rohan gain weight from the ding dong cake? those questions and much much more.
Is this the end of the Superfriends as we know it?
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
Hallow's Eve 2009
previously on the Superfriends!
Christy: ok, Brian are you ready for our Halloween dress up day?
Brian: that is today?
Christy: yes, tomorrow is Halloween!
Brian: ok, help me get into my Batman costume..
*at the Buck residence*
Rohan: I'm not going as a dead deer..
Mandy: oh Ro, it will be fun!
Rohan: why did Brian get to pick our outfits this year anyways?
Mandy: well it is on page 41 of his creative clause contract.
Rohan: (in a huff) I'm going back to Australia!
Halloween preshow meeting.
Brian: ok lets get a good look at the costumes to make sure they pass the mustard.
Christy: Troy is not here yet!
Brian: well sweetheart, he was given a few extra minutes to finalize his costume. ok crew explain who you are and why.
Christy: who we explaining to, we aren't on the air yet!
Brian: just roll with it ok!
Mandy: I'm Dwight Schrute from The Office.
Rohan: I'm dressed as dead deer with complete blood stains...
Brian: I'm Batman!
Christy: I'm Xena the Warrior Princess!
Troy: (running into the studio) I'm Mr. Hotdog, complete with mustard and footlong hotdog.
Mandy: (vomits on her Dwight Schrute shirt)
Trey: I'm a police officer.. (pow pow)
Brian: see, isn't this great?
the Munsters theme song is heard eerily playing in the Superfriends studio!
Brian: welcome to a hair raising and goose bump inducing edition of the Superfriends.
Mandy: ok, I got the upchuck off my shirt. I knew I shouldn't have had strawberry waffles this morning.
Christy: Mandy, we are on the air!
Troy: remember the red light means we are on live!
Mandy: dangit!
Brian: anyways, on today's show, we will talk about the history of Halloween, a scary good win by the Cowboys this past weekend and tricking and treating.
Troy: hey bud, but that is only one sports topic, shouldn't we have a few more?
Brian: well Troy, tomorrow is Halloween and I thought we could deviate a little here.
Christy: good idea there hon, I have some great info on the evolution of Halloween.
Brian: babe, I don't believe in evolution so lets stay on topic...
Christy: (smacks forehead)
Mandy: (in full Dwight regalia including tan shirt, khaki pants and nerd glasses) Fact! Halloween was invented by the devil.
Brian: (in full Batman disguise) Holy Moly Mandy, you are grossly misinformed.
Trey: (in full police officer get-up) I think Halloween is a marketing ploy to get people to buy candy for their kids and in return make them fat and out of shape!
Christy: (in complete Xena attire) Trey, that is the most ridiculous thing I have heard since the making of this fake radio show.
Brian: Jeepers Creepers, what is going on here!
Mandy: Fact! Halloween is a satanic holiday pushed by the occult!
Troy: (in full footlong hotdog wear) this has turned into a trainwreck of epic fail!
Mandy: (is seen playing with her Dwight Schrute bobblehead doll)
Christy: why does it smell like blood in here!
Rohan: (gets up from eating deer jerky, in full dead deer costume accompanied by real live blood) what?? I was told to wear this!!!
Mandy: Fact! Brian told him to wear that outfit...
Trey: (twirling his gun) why do you keep saying fact?
Brian: Trey, do you not watch The Office?
Trey: no, I work for a living!
Christy: well, I think we should call it a wrap, we do have a costume party to get to. thank the Lord!
Troy: I can't make it!
Brian: why not? it will be fun...
Troy: well for starters, I am not showing up at a party wearing a hotdog suit.
Mandy: yeah, you look kind of ridiculous!
Troy: this coming from someone dressed as Dwight Schrute!
Rohan: I need a bath! (wiping blood off his face)
Christy: ok, well see you guys tonight! (ends the show with the Xena yell!)
*after the show*
Brian: Christy, we are still going trick or treating tonight, right?
Christy: only for a little while! (why am I even here)
Mandy: Rohan, I kind of liked dressing up as Dwight, makes me feel smart!
Rohan: I need a bath!
Troy leaves the studio and gets assaulted by juveniles throwing mustard and ketchup packets at him, but Trey is there to assist his good buddy by arresting them!
movie fone guy: join us next time on 93.8 the Superfriends as we detail the fallout from Halloween 2009. will Brian get to go trick or treating? will Rohan take a bath? will Mandy continue to feel smarter by impersonating Dwight? all answers and more on the next installment of the Superfriends!
Christy: ok, Brian are you ready for our Halloween dress up day?
Brian: that is today?
Christy: yes, tomorrow is Halloween!
Brian: ok, help me get into my Batman costume..
*at the Buck residence*
Rohan: I'm not going as a dead deer..
Mandy: oh Ro, it will be fun!
Rohan: why did Brian get to pick our outfits this year anyways?
Mandy: well it is on page 41 of his creative clause contract.
Rohan: (in a huff) I'm going back to Australia!
Halloween preshow meeting.
Brian: ok lets get a good look at the costumes to make sure they pass the mustard.
Christy: Troy is not here yet!
Brian: well sweetheart, he was given a few extra minutes to finalize his costume. ok crew explain who you are and why.
Christy: who we explaining to, we aren't on the air yet!
Brian: just roll with it ok!
Mandy: I'm Dwight Schrute from The Office.
Rohan: I'm dressed as dead deer with complete blood stains...
Brian: I'm Batman!
Christy: I'm Xena the Warrior Princess!
Troy: (running into the studio) I'm Mr. Hotdog, complete with mustard and footlong hotdog.
Mandy: (vomits on her Dwight Schrute shirt)
Trey: I'm a police officer.. (pow pow)
Brian: see, isn't this great?
the Munsters theme song is heard eerily playing in the Superfriends studio!
Brian: welcome to a hair raising and goose bump inducing edition of the Superfriends.
Mandy: ok, I got the upchuck off my shirt. I knew I shouldn't have had strawberry waffles this morning.
Christy: Mandy, we are on the air!
Troy: remember the red light means we are on live!
Mandy: dangit!
Brian: anyways, on today's show, we will talk about the history of Halloween, a scary good win by the Cowboys this past weekend and tricking and treating.
Troy: hey bud, but that is only one sports topic, shouldn't we have a few more?
Brian: well Troy, tomorrow is Halloween and I thought we could deviate a little here.
Christy: good idea there hon, I have some great info on the evolution of Halloween.
Brian: babe, I don't believe in evolution so lets stay on topic...
Christy: (smacks forehead)
Mandy: (in full Dwight regalia including tan shirt, khaki pants and nerd glasses) Fact! Halloween was invented by the devil.
Brian: (in full Batman disguise) Holy Moly Mandy, you are grossly misinformed.
Trey: (in full police officer get-up) I think Halloween is a marketing ploy to get people to buy candy for their kids and in return make them fat and out of shape!
Christy: (in complete Xena attire) Trey, that is the most ridiculous thing I have heard since the making of this fake radio show.
Brian: Jeepers Creepers, what is going on here!
Mandy: Fact! Halloween is a satanic holiday pushed by the occult!
Troy: (in full footlong hotdog wear) this has turned into a trainwreck of epic fail!
Mandy: (is seen playing with her Dwight Schrute bobblehead doll)
Christy: why does it smell like blood in here!
Rohan: (gets up from eating deer jerky, in full dead deer costume accompanied by real live blood) what?? I was told to wear this!!!
Mandy: Fact! Brian told him to wear that outfit...
Trey: (twirling his gun) why do you keep saying fact?
Brian: Trey, do you not watch The Office?
Trey: no, I work for a living!
Christy: well, I think we should call it a wrap, we do have a costume party to get to. thank the Lord!
Troy: I can't make it!
Brian: why not? it will be fun...
Troy: well for starters, I am not showing up at a party wearing a hotdog suit.
Mandy: yeah, you look kind of ridiculous!
Troy: this coming from someone dressed as Dwight Schrute!
Rohan: I need a bath! (wiping blood off his face)
Christy: ok, well see you guys tonight! (ends the show with the Xena yell!)
*after the show*
Brian: Christy, we are still going trick or treating tonight, right?
Christy: only for a little while! (why am I even here)
Mandy: Rohan, I kind of liked dressing up as Dwight, makes me feel smart!
Rohan: I need a bath!
Troy leaves the studio and gets assaulted by juveniles throwing mustard and ketchup packets at him, but Trey is there to assist his good buddy by arresting them!
movie fone guy: join us next time on 93.8 the Superfriends as we detail the fallout from Halloween 2009. will Brian get to go trick or treating? will Rohan take a bath? will Mandy continue to feel smarter by impersonating Dwight? all answers and more on the next installment of the Superfriends!
Thursday, October 22, 2009
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun!
previously on the Superfriends:
Christy: hon, I'm getting tired of doing this fake radio show!
Brian: I'm sorry, what can I do to help?
Christy: well for starters, we can not do the show!
Brian: you think you have all the answers??? (storms out of the room)
Christy: my life is an utter failure...
8:33 a.m. preshow meeting.
Brian: I have a new show idea for today!
Christy: we are not doing the show live from Cowboys Stadium!!
Brian: Christy my delirious yet beautiful wife. that is not my idea for today's show, that will happen soon enough.
Mandy: well we are not doing it from Mercado Juarez either!! my butt still hurts something fierce from the last time we went.
Brian: that's not the idea either my trusted yet tiny sidekick.
Troy: boss, should I tell them?
Brian: no, chief, I'll do the honors. today's show will be all girl inlcusive. no guys will be on the show!
Christy: and what made you come up with this pretty genius idea?
Brian: well actually us guys will be taking in a round of 18 at the local golf course.
Mandy: hahahaha, Rohan can't because we have lunch plans...
Rohan: (coming in the door with golf clubs in hand) Mandy, I can't do lunch today!
Mandy: why not you promised???
Rohan: well it wouldn't be an all girl show if I was hanging around.
Troy: well....
Rohan: shut up Troy!
Brian: this way, us guys will have a guys day out and you ladies will direct and host the show.
Christy: wait minute, you don't even know how to play golf!
Brian: shhhhhh, what my dear wife meant to say was, I'm still in my learning stages.
Troy: this will be like taking candy from a baby.
Mandy: are you guys gambling?
Brian: of course not! (nervously looking over at Troy and Rohan)
Christy: don't you need another player to round out the group?
Troy: yes, we have recruited Trey. he will team with Brian.
Brian: Trey doesn't play golf either?
Mandy: well have fun with all that. we have show to run!
Voodoo Child by Jimi Hendrix is waffling through the Superfriends studio. (in mid song, Christy replaces Voodoo Child with Work What You Got by Mary J. Blige) *Christy hi-fives Mandy*
Christy: welcome one and all to another rousing edition of the Superfriends.
Mandy: today should be a good show!
Christy: why yes it should, we are going all girls all the time today. no men on the program. Mandy, will you explain what are male counterparts are doing today!
Mandy: they are out playing golf, or what I call timewasting...
Christy: on the show today we will talk sports from a females perspective, the roles women play in athletics and why men dominate sports on t.v.
Mandy: very hot and controversial topics!!
Christy: the phones are ringing off the hook, lets take a few before we get started.
Mandy: line 1, go ahead.
line 1 caller: hey girls!
Christy: O hi mom! thanks for calling in.
Mandy: hi Mrs. Robinson...
line 1 caller: I hear the boys aren't on today. what gives?
Christy: well, they are taking a guys day out and we are running things today.
Mandy: well actually we run things everyday but we don't tell the boys.
Christy: touche'.
line 1 caller: well, I like hearing what the guys have to say, I mean, they talk sports and all that that implies...
Christy: mom! quit taking their side, we get an opportunity to host the show today, be supportive!
line 1 caller: I'm always supportive, I'm just saying...
Christy: ok, mom, I know what you are saying. we got move this along ok!! have a good day ok, love you!
line 1 caller: one more thing... (click-dial tone)
Mandy: look another call, lets take it real quick.
line 2 caller: hey girlies, Jesus loves you!
Mandy: hi mama, I thought you were in class?
line 2 caller: I was but I took a test today and I got out early. I'm making ding dong cake. do the boys want to come over and have some?
Christy: well actually they aren't here today, we are running things.
line 2 caller: O my! where are they?
Mandy: mama it is ok, we know what we are doing. we are still talking sports and the like. I'll tell them about the cake when they get in.
line 2 caller: ok, well I gotta go my chocolate is starting to burn.
Mandy/Christy: bye!
Christy: do we dare take one more call?
Mandy: sure.
line 3 caller: (in very hushed tones) Christy, help!!
Christy: Brian, is that you?
line 3 caller: (whispering) yes its me, I've lost $25 in two rounds already.
Mandy: *giggles*
Christy: hon, we aren't made out of money!!
line 3 caller: (barely speaking) I know I know! I have to run, Trey is coming back with the chili-cheese footlong hot dogs..
Mandy: (vomits on her mic)
Christy: (yells) don't spend all my money!!!!
*dialotne*
Mandy: how cool was it that our moms called in?
Christy: yeah real cool... lets get on with the show!
-on the golf course-
Troy and Rohan have money hanging from their pockets.
Trey is digging for his ball in the sand.
Brian is holding his butt and running to the bathroom.
moviefone guy: join us next time as recap the All Girls All the Time Edition of the Superfriends. did Brian make it in time to the bathroom? did Trey find his wayward golfball? How much money did Troy and Rohan really make?
all that and more on 93.8 the Superfriends...
Christy: hon, I'm getting tired of doing this fake radio show!
Brian: I'm sorry, what can I do to help?
Christy: well for starters, we can not do the show!
Brian: you think you have all the answers??? (storms out of the room)
Christy: my life is an utter failure...
8:33 a.m. preshow meeting.
Brian: I have a new show idea for today!
Christy: we are not doing the show live from Cowboys Stadium!!
Brian: Christy my delirious yet beautiful wife. that is not my idea for today's show, that will happen soon enough.
Mandy: well we are not doing it from Mercado Juarez either!! my butt still hurts something fierce from the last time we went.
Brian: that's not the idea either my trusted yet tiny sidekick.
Troy: boss, should I tell them?
Brian: no, chief, I'll do the honors. today's show will be all girl inlcusive. no guys will be on the show!
Christy: and what made you come up with this pretty genius idea?
Brian: well actually us guys will be taking in a round of 18 at the local golf course.
Mandy: hahahaha, Rohan can't because we have lunch plans...
Rohan: (coming in the door with golf clubs in hand) Mandy, I can't do lunch today!
Mandy: why not you promised???
Rohan: well it wouldn't be an all girl show if I was hanging around.
Troy: well....
Rohan: shut up Troy!
Brian: this way, us guys will have a guys day out and you ladies will direct and host the show.
Christy: wait minute, you don't even know how to play golf!
Brian: shhhhhh, what my dear wife meant to say was, I'm still in my learning stages.
Troy: this will be like taking candy from a baby.
Mandy: are you guys gambling?
Brian: of course not! (nervously looking over at Troy and Rohan)
Christy: don't you need another player to round out the group?
Troy: yes, we have recruited Trey. he will team with Brian.
Brian: Trey doesn't play golf either?
Mandy: well have fun with all that. we have show to run!
Voodoo Child by Jimi Hendrix is waffling through the Superfriends studio. (in mid song, Christy replaces Voodoo Child with Work What You Got by Mary J. Blige) *Christy hi-fives Mandy*
Christy: welcome one and all to another rousing edition of the Superfriends.
Mandy: today should be a good show!
Christy: why yes it should, we are going all girls all the time today. no men on the program. Mandy, will you explain what are male counterparts are doing today!
Mandy: they are out playing golf, or what I call timewasting...
Christy: on the show today we will talk sports from a females perspective, the roles women play in athletics and why men dominate sports on t.v.
Mandy: very hot and controversial topics!!
Christy: the phones are ringing off the hook, lets take a few before we get started.
Mandy: line 1, go ahead.
line 1 caller: hey girls!
Christy: O hi mom! thanks for calling in.
Mandy: hi Mrs. Robinson...
line 1 caller: I hear the boys aren't on today. what gives?
Christy: well, they are taking a guys day out and we are running things today.
Mandy: well actually we run things everyday but we don't tell the boys.
Christy: touche'.
line 1 caller: well, I like hearing what the guys have to say, I mean, they talk sports and all that that implies...
Christy: mom! quit taking their side, we get an opportunity to host the show today, be supportive!
line 1 caller: I'm always supportive, I'm just saying...
Christy: ok, mom, I know what you are saying. we got move this along ok!! have a good day ok, love you!
line 1 caller: one more thing... (click-dial tone)
Mandy: look another call, lets take it real quick.
line 2 caller: hey girlies, Jesus loves you!
Mandy: hi mama, I thought you were in class?
line 2 caller: I was but I took a test today and I got out early. I'm making ding dong cake. do the boys want to come over and have some?
Christy: well actually they aren't here today, we are running things.
line 2 caller: O my! where are they?
Mandy: mama it is ok, we know what we are doing. we are still talking sports and the like. I'll tell them about the cake when they get in.
line 2 caller: ok, well I gotta go my chocolate is starting to burn.
Mandy/Christy: bye!
Christy: do we dare take one more call?
Mandy: sure.
line 3 caller: (in very hushed tones) Christy, help!!
Christy: Brian, is that you?
line 3 caller: (whispering) yes its me, I've lost $25 in two rounds already.
Mandy: *giggles*
Christy: hon, we aren't made out of money!!
line 3 caller: (barely speaking) I know I know! I have to run, Trey is coming back with the chili-cheese footlong hot dogs..
Mandy: (vomits on her mic)
Christy: (yells) don't spend all my money!!!!
*dialotne*
Mandy: how cool was it that our moms called in?
Christy: yeah real cool... lets get on with the show!
-on the golf course-
Troy and Rohan have money hanging from their pockets.
Trey is digging for his ball in the sand.
Brian is holding his butt and running to the bathroom.
moviefone guy: join us next time as recap the All Girls All the Time Edition of the Superfriends. did Brian make it in time to the bathroom? did Trey find his wayward golfball? How much money did Troy and Rohan really make?
all that and more on 93.8 the Superfriends...
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
Homage to a Friend!
previously on the Superfriends:
Christy: ok, Brian, tomorrow is Mandy's birthday.
Brian: so, I guess we need to get her some kind of gift?
Christy: yes, I was thinking of something she could use, not a gift card.
Brian: I bet she needs another bucket of tuna!
Christy: ummm no, probably not..
Brian: How about State Fair tickets?
Christy: how about some perfume and something from Sam Moon?
Brian: tuna is cheaper!
8:45 a.m. preshow meeting
Christy: ok guys, I have an idea on how to celebrate Mandy's birthday!
Brian: I thought we did that yesterday?
Christy: no, we bought her gifts yesterday. (smacks forehead)
Rohan: well, I already did the flower thing and I plan on taking her out to her favorite restaurant.
Brian: (leans over to Rohan) don't take her anywhere they serve tuna.
Troy: *giggles*
Christy: Brian, did you get her tuna after I explicity told you not too?
Brian: what, she likes it!
Troy: (seen taking the gift of tuna that he bought for Mandy and putting it under his desk)
Christy: ok ok, does everyone understand the plan?
crew: yes!
blasting through the airwaves welcoming the Superfriends is The Hokey Pokey by Al Tabor.
Christy: (fuming) why was Hillsong United not played? (looking around)
Brian: ummm, er, well, I told Troy to press play.
Troy: dude, you said this was better and to play.............
Brian: what my good friend meant to say was.............
Christy: we'll discuss this later!
Rohan: hey cool song, but not the one we planned on.
Christy: sorry Ro, my hubby thought this would be funny.
Rohan: well it wasn't!!
Mandy: (getting settled in her chair) hey guys, I'm digging the new song.
Brian: (sticks his tongue out a Christy)
Christy: well, we have a awesome show today!
Brian: yes we do. we'll be talking all things Cowboys, Stars and OU/UT weekend.
Troy: plus, we have some great news.
Christy: tap the brakes my little rotund friend. we don't want to let the cat out of the bag!
Troy: what cat? I'm talking about the triatholon that I will be training for.
Mandy: (guffaw, snort, laugh, teetee) you train?
Brian: well actually, I'll be training with him!
Rohan: (looks on enviously)
Christy: well that is great and all but I'm talking about a special birthday amongst the crew.
Mandy: (clapping uncontrollably)
Brian: Christy, I bought the candles and the fire extinguisher. (hi-fives Troy)
Mandy: well, if that was a joke, and I don't know if it was, it was not funny. plus, you're older than me anyways!
Rohan: this has broken down into a cluster...
Christy throws it to a commercial break and unleashes something awful on Brian and Troy.
Brian and Troy looked on horrified at what Christy is saying to them. Brian and Troy mingle to each other that they didn't know Christy knew such foul language.
*back from break*
Brian: hey guys, we have a special caller on the Whataburger "thats how you like it" guest hotline. caller go ahead!
caller: (in a very heavy southern accent) happy birthday to my beautiful daughter, Mandy!
Mandy: awwwww momma, thank you very much!
caller: I just wanted to wish a very happy birthday and see if you wanted to come over and eat some dingdong cake?
Rohan: (butts in) we'll be there! what time?
Mandy: momma, I'll be over after the show. bye!
caller: Jesus loves you!
Brian: very cool, I love dingdong cake as well.
Christy: well hon, you have some triatholon training remember?
Brian: (schlumps shoulders)
Rohan: lets get to the gifts shall we...
Brian: wait! I had a story about the big OU vs. UT game this weekend.
Christy: well it is gift time for Mandy! go share your story with Troy! (hi-fives Mandy)
Rohan: (lugs the gifts in)
Mandy: (destroys any and all wrapping paper) oh looky, I have some perfume and tube socks! thanks Christy!
and I got the complete Seinfeld box set and the Dirty Dancing behind the Scenes DVD! thanks Rohan!
Brian: (comes running in slopping tuna everywhere) here ya go Mandy! a fresh bucket of tuna!
Mandy: umm thanks... I'll put it in the fridge next to last years bucket.
*thud*
crew rushes out to what the commotion is.
Troy is laying butt up covered in tuna.
Brian: dude, beat you, I already gave it to her.
Rohan: lets go Mandy, it is time to celebrate your birthday and go eat some dingdong cake!
Christy catches a ride with Rohan and Mandy while Brian and Troy clean up the tuna.
*Station Announcement* From all of us here at the Superfriends, we would like to congratulate Mandy on her 35th birthday.
movie fone guy: join us next time as we recap Mandy's halfway to 70 birthday! did Brian clean up the tuna in time to meet up Rohan/Mandy/Christy? is Troy recovered from his tuna mishap? all these questions and more will be answered next time on 93.8 the Superfriends!
Christy: ok, Brian, tomorrow is Mandy's birthday.
Brian: so, I guess we need to get her some kind of gift?
Christy: yes, I was thinking of something she could use, not a gift card.
Brian: I bet she needs another bucket of tuna!
Christy: ummm no, probably not..
Brian: How about State Fair tickets?
Christy: how about some perfume and something from Sam Moon?
Brian: tuna is cheaper!
8:45 a.m. preshow meeting
Christy: ok guys, I have an idea on how to celebrate Mandy's birthday!
Brian: I thought we did that yesterday?
Christy: no, we bought her gifts yesterday. (smacks forehead)
Rohan: well, I already did the flower thing and I plan on taking her out to her favorite restaurant.
Brian: (leans over to Rohan) don't take her anywhere they serve tuna.
Troy: *giggles*
Christy: Brian, did you get her tuna after I explicity told you not too?
Brian: what, she likes it!
Troy: (seen taking the gift of tuna that he bought for Mandy and putting it under his desk)
Christy: ok ok, does everyone understand the plan?
crew: yes!
blasting through the airwaves welcoming the Superfriends is The Hokey Pokey by Al Tabor.
Christy: (fuming) why was Hillsong United not played? (looking around)
Brian: ummm, er, well, I told Troy to press play.
Troy: dude, you said this was better and to play.............
Brian: what my good friend meant to say was.............
Christy: we'll discuss this later!
Rohan: hey cool song, but not the one we planned on.
Christy: sorry Ro, my hubby thought this would be funny.
Rohan: well it wasn't!!
Mandy: (getting settled in her chair) hey guys, I'm digging the new song.
Brian: (sticks his tongue out a Christy)
Christy: well, we have a awesome show today!
Brian: yes we do. we'll be talking all things Cowboys, Stars and OU/UT weekend.
Troy: plus, we have some great news.
Christy: tap the brakes my little rotund friend. we don't want to let the cat out of the bag!
Troy: what cat? I'm talking about the triatholon that I will be training for.
Mandy: (guffaw, snort, laugh, teetee) you train?
Brian: well actually, I'll be training with him!
Rohan: (looks on enviously)
Christy: well that is great and all but I'm talking about a special birthday amongst the crew.
Mandy: (clapping uncontrollably)
Brian: Christy, I bought the candles and the fire extinguisher. (hi-fives Troy)
Mandy: well, if that was a joke, and I don't know if it was, it was not funny. plus, you're older than me anyways!
Rohan: this has broken down into a cluster...
Christy throws it to a commercial break and unleashes something awful on Brian and Troy.
Brian and Troy looked on horrified at what Christy is saying to them. Brian and Troy mingle to each other that they didn't know Christy knew such foul language.
*back from break*
Brian: hey guys, we have a special caller on the Whataburger "thats how you like it" guest hotline. caller go ahead!
caller: (in a very heavy southern accent) happy birthday to my beautiful daughter, Mandy!
Mandy: awwwww momma, thank you very much!
caller: I just wanted to wish a very happy birthday and see if you wanted to come over and eat some dingdong cake?
Rohan: (butts in) we'll be there! what time?
Mandy: momma, I'll be over after the show. bye!
caller: Jesus loves you!
Brian: very cool, I love dingdong cake as well.
Christy: well hon, you have some triatholon training remember?
Brian: (schlumps shoulders)
Rohan: lets get to the gifts shall we...
Brian: wait! I had a story about the big OU vs. UT game this weekend.
Christy: well it is gift time for Mandy! go share your story with Troy! (hi-fives Mandy)
Rohan: (lugs the gifts in)
Mandy: (destroys any and all wrapping paper) oh looky, I have some perfume and tube socks! thanks Christy!
and I got the complete Seinfeld box set and the Dirty Dancing behind the Scenes DVD! thanks Rohan!
Brian: (comes running in slopping tuna everywhere) here ya go Mandy! a fresh bucket of tuna!
Mandy: umm thanks... I'll put it in the fridge next to last years bucket.
*thud*
crew rushes out to what the commotion is.
Troy is laying butt up covered in tuna.
Brian: dude, beat you, I already gave it to her.
Rohan: lets go Mandy, it is time to celebrate your birthday and go eat some dingdong cake!
Christy catches a ride with Rohan and Mandy while Brian and Troy clean up the tuna.
*Station Announcement* From all of us here at the Superfriends, we would like to congratulate Mandy on her 35th birthday.
movie fone guy: join us next time as we recap Mandy's halfway to 70 birthday! did Brian clean up the tuna in time to meet up Rohan/Mandy/Christy? is Troy recovered from his tuna mishap? all these questions and more will be answered next time on 93.8 the Superfriends!
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Fax Fodder
previously on the Superfriends:
Mandy: Rohan, I made you ding dong cake!
Rohan: (in boyish glee) thanks hon!
Mandy: maybe I should call Brian and Christy and invite them over so Brian can partake in the cake.
Rohan: Mandy, I like them and all but..... this cake is mine and I can't stand hearing about how Brian beat me in basketball again!
Mandy: (dialing Brian/Christy's cell)
preshow meeting 9:51 a.m.
Rohan: well the ratings are in for the Tampa game and Christy you did a smash up job!
Christy: why thank you, it was hot down there but I persevered.
Brian: what about the pre and post game show ratings?
Rohan: well it seems like they were good for the pre but terrible for the post.
Troy: I wonder why?
Mandy: well lets see, I was on the pre-game show and you were on the post-game show, so....
Troy: (swivels in his chair and turns on the Golf Channel)
Christy: so where do I go next?
Brian: babe, did you not look at the Cowboys calendar magnet on the fridge?
Christy: no!
Brian: did you not look at the Cowboys calendar hanging in our room?
Christy: no!
Brian: did you not...
Mandy: for the love of all, you will be going to Denver, they play the Broncos!
Christy: I get to go to Denver Colorado????
Brian: did you not......
VooDoo Child by Jimi Hendrix is heard blasting through the Superfriends studio welcoming the wildly popular Superfriends show to the airwaves.
Brian: welcome one and all. today we have a fantabulous show on tap!
Mandy: did you just say fantabulous?
Brian: yes, look it up.
Christy: hate to interrupt, but when is the flight leaving to DENVER? ( Christy is in full hiking and camping regalia)
Troy: ummm, Christy, your flight leaves Friday at 2:00, so why the outdoors getup?
Christy: what, can a girl not be excited?
Brian: anyways, on the show today we will cover the Cowboys season so far, the Rangers season look back and have a live report on the State Fair of Texas.
Mandy: who is doing the live report?
Rohan: Oh guys, forgot to mention, we need a volunteer to do a live report at the Fair.
Christy: why can't you do it, we are all busy!
Rohan: well for one I am the boss, and second I have a tee time in 30 minutes.
Mandy: what, you said your back hurt still from Brian beating you in basketball.
Rohan: (ring ring) well my buddy is here to pick me up, better run.
Mandy: (peers outside to see who picking up her beloved) hey, that is Dr. Manley!
*character update* Dr. Manley is a chiropracter in the metroplex and a friend of the show.
Christy: Dr. Manley!!! haven't seen him in years...
Brian: lets get back to the show shall we. Christy, your plane leaves at 2:00 on Friday and the game is at 3:15 on Sunday afternoon.
Christy: awesome, I'll have plenty of time to be one with nature!
Troy: well not actually, you will need to cover the Cowboys press conference and the walk through.
Christy: please! I WILL get in some outdoorsy fun!!!
Troy: Brian, will you get your scene under control?
Brian: what? I was doing some research on the Cowboys.
Mandy: this should be good!
Brian: Christy has enough journalistic integrity to know when and how much to cover on the Cowboys. I think a little outdoors will do some good for the soul.
Christy: that is my man!!!
Troy: so....
Mandy: so, Troy get over it.
Brian: ok lets briefly talk Rangers.
Mandy: why, they suck!
Christy: baseball is boring.
Troy: bro, it IS football season!
Brian: all good points! see that was brief.
Brian: ok I vote Mandy to do the live report from the Fair!
Mandy: ok!
Brian: what, no fight or choice words?
Mandy: nope, actually me and Christy are going.
Brian: but Rohan said only one can go!
Mandy: well one he ain't here and two he is playing golf!
Christy: how is that for scene control Troy!
Troy: (opens a Shiner and flips on ESPN)
Brian: ok well sounds like a good idea. ya'll check in when you get there.
Mandy: we'll check in when we check in! (hi-fives Christy)
Brian: ok, lets talk some football and take some calls. (trying to distance from the bravado of the girls)
*to be continued*
Will Rohan beat Dr. Manley in golf?
Will Troy ever stop drinking Shiner?
Will Christy and Mandy check in live from the Fair?
Will Brian take calls?
join us next time on the Superfriends, as we try to answer all these important questions!
93.8 the Superfriends was sponsored by Subway EAT FRESH and by Starbucks THE ONLY COFFEE SHOP STILL STANDING.
Mandy: Rohan, I made you ding dong cake!
Rohan: (in boyish glee) thanks hon!
Mandy: maybe I should call Brian and Christy and invite them over so Brian can partake in the cake.
Rohan: Mandy, I like them and all but..... this cake is mine and I can't stand hearing about how Brian beat me in basketball again!
Mandy: (dialing Brian/Christy's cell)
preshow meeting 9:51 a.m.
Rohan: well the ratings are in for the Tampa game and Christy you did a smash up job!
Christy: why thank you, it was hot down there but I persevered.
Brian: what about the pre and post game show ratings?
Rohan: well it seems like they were good for the pre but terrible for the post.
Troy: I wonder why?
Mandy: well lets see, I was on the pre-game show and you were on the post-game show, so....
Troy: (swivels in his chair and turns on the Golf Channel)
Christy: so where do I go next?
Brian: babe, did you not look at the Cowboys calendar magnet on the fridge?
Christy: no!
Brian: did you not look at the Cowboys calendar hanging in our room?
Christy: no!
Brian: did you not...
Mandy: for the love of all, you will be going to Denver, they play the Broncos!
Christy: I get to go to Denver Colorado????
Brian: did you not......
VooDoo Child by Jimi Hendrix is heard blasting through the Superfriends studio welcoming the wildly popular Superfriends show to the airwaves.
Brian: welcome one and all. today we have a fantabulous show on tap!
Mandy: did you just say fantabulous?
Brian: yes, look it up.
Christy: hate to interrupt, but when is the flight leaving to DENVER? ( Christy is in full hiking and camping regalia)
Troy: ummm, Christy, your flight leaves Friday at 2:00, so why the outdoors getup?
Christy: what, can a girl not be excited?
Brian: anyways, on the show today we will cover the Cowboys season so far, the Rangers season look back and have a live report on the State Fair of Texas.
Mandy: who is doing the live report?
Rohan: Oh guys, forgot to mention, we need a volunteer to do a live report at the Fair.
Christy: why can't you do it, we are all busy!
Rohan: well for one I am the boss, and second I have a tee time in 30 minutes.
Mandy: what, you said your back hurt still from Brian beating you in basketball.
Rohan: (ring ring) well my buddy is here to pick me up, better run.
Mandy: (peers outside to see who picking up her beloved) hey, that is Dr. Manley!
*character update* Dr. Manley is a chiropracter in the metroplex and a friend of the show.
Christy: Dr. Manley!!! haven't seen him in years...
Brian: lets get back to the show shall we. Christy, your plane leaves at 2:00 on Friday and the game is at 3:15 on Sunday afternoon.
Christy: awesome, I'll have plenty of time to be one with nature!
Troy: well not actually, you will need to cover the Cowboys press conference and the walk through.
Christy: please! I WILL get in some outdoorsy fun!!!
Troy: Brian, will you get your scene under control?
Brian: what? I was doing some research on the Cowboys.
Mandy: this should be good!
Brian: Christy has enough journalistic integrity to know when and how much to cover on the Cowboys. I think a little outdoors will do some good for the soul.
Christy: that is my man!!!
Troy: so....
Mandy: so, Troy get over it.
Brian: ok lets briefly talk Rangers.
Mandy: why, they suck!
Christy: baseball is boring.
Troy: bro, it IS football season!
Brian: all good points! see that was brief.
Brian: ok I vote Mandy to do the live report from the Fair!
Mandy: ok!
Brian: what, no fight or choice words?
Mandy: nope, actually me and Christy are going.
Brian: but Rohan said only one can go!
Mandy: well one he ain't here and two he is playing golf!
Christy: how is that for scene control Troy!
Troy: (opens a Shiner and flips on ESPN)
Brian: ok well sounds like a good idea. ya'll check in when you get there.
Mandy: we'll check in when we check in! (hi-fives Christy)
Brian: ok, lets talk some football and take some calls. (trying to distance from the bravado of the girls)
*to be continued*
Will Rohan beat Dr. Manley in golf?
Will Troy ever stop drinking Shiner?
Will Christy and Mandy check in live from the Fair?
Will Brian take calls?
join us next time on the Superfriends, as we try to answer all these important questions!
93.8 the Superfriends was sponsored by Subway EAT FRESH and by Starbucks THE ONLY COFFEE SHOP STILL STANDING.
Friday, September 4, 2009
Good Night, and Good Luck
previously on the Superfriends,
*typical night on the town*
Brian: ok babe, where do you want to eat?
Christy: ummm, somewhere not gross!
Brian: how's about mexican?
Christy: gross; I need something healthy, something green!
Brian: (perplexed)
Christy: I hear Whole Foods is a swinging place on a Friday night.
Brian: .................
9:55 a.m. pre-show meeting
Rohan: ok guys, seems like we have big news coming down!
Mandy: we all get raises????
Brian: we get an extra week of vacation??
Christy: we quit this fake show and get real jobs???
Troy: we get a small refrigerator in our studio?
Rohan: nice, very nice. I'll break the news at our 11:20 segment!
Brian: but I need to know beforehand, so I can be better informed. I do have top billing!
Christy: did you just say you have top billing??? (giving the evil eye)
Brian: well, I do have top ...
Mandy: Brian, give it up! We know who has top billing around here!
Christy/Mandy: (both smuggly assuming that they each have top billing)
Voodoo Child by Jimi Hendrix is quietly strumming through the Superfriends studio.
Brian: welcome one and all, my name is Brian and I'll quickly introduce the crew.
Christy: hon, we have been doing this fake live show for over a year now, no need for the self-serving introductions ...
Mandy: *giggle*
Brian: what my trusted and loyal yet beautiful wife means is, we are soundly and roundly famous enough throughout the airwaves that we need not any introductions.
Troy: (snores in his chair while golf is being played on the t.v.)
Mandy: (looking over at Troy) why is he even here?
Brian: on the show today we have big news, plus our daily reading of the Rangers boxscore, plus Christy's new bit called Christy's Writings and Musings!
Christy: what?? I have a new segment? no one told me this ...
Brian: babe, it is called a bit and yes, we discussed this last night while you were cutting your toenails!
Christy: those were your toenails, and I don't remember that ...
Mandy: you cut his nails!!!!!!!
Brian: anyways, seems like our esteemed boss, Rohan, has some important news to share.
Mandy: esteemed boss?????????
Rohan: ahem! ok boys and girls, I have some big news. seems like we will be doing pre- and post-game shows on the Dallas Cowboys.
Brian: (jumping up and down giddily)
Troy: (awakens from his Shiner-induced slumber and does the running man)
Christy: (slams down her coffee in disgust and heads to the nearest doughnut shop)
Mandy: (vomits down her shirt)
Rohan: solid, very solid. We will provide outstanding insight and knowledge of the game of sport known as football.
Brian: dude, I am stoked! (giddily putting on his Jason Witten jersey)
Troy: man I can't believe this. Who will be on site to give live reports?
Rohan: well we need someone with journalistic integrity. (looking around the studio ... looking at Brian - nope we need him for analysis. Troy - too critical in the studio. Mandy - nope, tea glasses need to be filled. Christy - bingo!). Where is Christy?
Brian: well, let's see. Everytime she leaves, she is at the doughnut shop down the street.
Rohan: well, go round her up and bring her back in, but don't let her in on the good news ...
(Brian scurries off to get Christy, kicks up feet in Fred Astaire fashion.)
Mandy: Rohan, here is your tea! (schlumps off back to her second-in-commandness)
Troy: bro - I mean boss - I'll read the Rangers boxscore while we wait on Christy.
Rohan: good thinking my man, good thinking ...
Mandy: (throws up again on her shirt after hearing Rohan commending Troy on anything)
Brian: (huffing and puffing) ok, found her!
Christy: all right, what is the great and genius news?
Rohan: well, seems like we need a field reporter to cover live events at the Cowboy games!
Christy: there is no way in HADES that I'm covering that load of ...
Brian: but ...
Christy: I didn't get no journalism degree to cover Cowboy games!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rohan: I failed to mention road games are included. Company picks up the dime.
Christy: you mean, I get to travel???
Troy: (wiping celebratory sweat from his brow) yes, they play 8 games away! (sarcastically)
Christy: (gives Troy the one-finger salute)
Rohan: yes, you will travel 2 days ahead of any and all away games.
Brian: 2 days ahead????
Mandy: what Brian, you need Christy to cut your nails and cold-brew your tea????
Christy: well, let me think about this (1,2,3) ... after much thinking and considering, I'll take the job!
Rohan: good! First assignment is Tampa Bay!
Brian: (cries uncontrollably)
Troy: (downs another Shiner)
Rohan: ok Mandy, you will set up Christy's itinerary.
Mandy: will this be for 2?
Rohan: no, it will be for 1. Christy will be traveling alone.
Christy: (is glowing in the advance of traveling)
Rohan: Brian and Mandy, you will handle pregame duties and Brian and Troy will handle post-game duties.
Mandy: what will I do during the postgame show?
Rohan: well that is usually when we watch 60 Minutes or Del's Hunting Show.
Brian: well that is all the time and good news we have for today, lets call it a wrap!
Troy: wrap!!!!
Christy skips out of the office joyful glee at the news of traveling!
Mandy slowfoots it out with the news of further second-in-commandness!
Brian/Troy give forced side hugs and congratulatory hi-fives...
Rohan is chest-puffing in excitement of another well-oiled show.
Moviefone guy: join us next time as the Superfriends crew embarks on the dawn of an new era!
Will Christy embrace covering of the Cowboys for the sake of traveling?
Will Mandy stand for more slight of her place amongst the crew?
Will Brian and Troy prepare for the work even though they think they know all things Cowboys?
93.8 the Superfriends will also switch number frequency due to that is 2009 and not 2008 anymore.
*typical night on the town*
Brian: ok babe, where do you want to eat?
Christy: ummm, somewhere not gross!
Brian: how's about mexican?
Christy: gross; I need something healthy, something green!
Brian: (perplexed)
Christy: I hear Whole Foods is a swinging place on a Friday night.
Brian: .................
9:55 a.m. pre-show meeting
Rohan: ok guys, seems like we have big news coming down!
Mandy: we all get raises????
Brian: we get an extra week of vacation??
Christy: we quit this fake show and get real jobs???
Troy: we get a small refrigerator in our studio?
Rohan: nice, very nice. I'll break the news at our 11:20 segment!
Brian: but I need to know beforehand, so I can be better informed. I do have top billing!
Christy: did you just say you have top billing??? (giving the evil eye)
Brian: well, I do have top ...
Mandy: Brian, give it up! We know who has top billing around here!
Christy/Mandy: (both smuggly assuming that they each have top billing)
Voodoo Child by Jimi Hendrix is quietly strumming through the Superfriends studio.
Brian: welcome one and all, my name is Brian and I'll quickly introduce the crew.
Christy: hon, we have been doing this fake live show for over a year now, no need for the self-serving introductions ...
Mandy: *giggle*
Brian: what my trusted and loyal yet beautiful wife means is, we are soundly and roundly famous enough throughout the airwaves that we need not any introductions.
Troy: (snores in his chair while golf is being played on the t.v.)
Mandy: (looking over at Troy) why is he even here?
Brian: on the show today we have big news, plus our daily reading of the Rangers boxscore, plus Christy's new bit called Christy's Writings and Musings!
Christy: what?? I have a new segment? no one told me this ...
Brian: babe, it is called a bit and yes, we discussed this last night while you were cutting your toenails!
Christy: those were your toenails, and I don't remember that ...
Mandy: you cut his nails!!!!!!!
Brian: anyways, seems like our esteemed boss, Rohan, has some important news to share.
Mandy: esteemed boss?????????
Rohan: ahem! ok boys and girls, I have some big news. seems like we will be doing pre- and post-game shows on the Dallas Cowboys.
Brian: (jumping up and down giddily)
Troy: (awakens from his Shiner-induced slumber and does the running man)
Christy: (slams down her coffee in disgust and heads to the nearest doughnut shop)
Mandy: (vomits down her shirt)
Rohan: solid, very solid. We will provide outstanding insight and knowledge of the game of sport known as football.
Brian: dude, I am stoked! (giddily putting on his Jason Witten jersey)
Troy: man I can't believe this. Who will be on site to give live reports?
Rohan: well we need someone with journalistic integrity. (looking around the studio ... looking at Brian - nope we need him for analysis. Troy - too critical in the studio. Mandy - nope, tea glasses need to be filled. Christy - bingo!). Where is Christy?
Brian: well, let's see. Everytime she leaves, she is at the doughnut shop down the street.
Rohan: well, go round her up and bring her back in, but don't let her in on the good news ...
(Brian scurries off to get Christy, kicks up feet in Fred Astaire fashion.)
Mandy: Rohan, here is your tea! (schlumps off back to her second-in-commandness)
Troy: bro - I mean boss - I'll read the Rangers boxscore while we wait on Christy.
Rohan: good thinking my man, good thinking ...
Mandy: (throws up again on her shirt after hearing Rohan commending Troy on anything)
Brian: (huffing and puffing) ok, found her!
Christy: all right, what is the great and genius news?
Rohan: well, seems like we need a field reporter to cover live events at the Cowboy games!
Christy: there is no way in HADES that I'm covering that load of ...
Brian: but ...
Christy: I didn't get no journalism degree to cover Cowboy games!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rohan: I failed to mention road games are included. Company picks up the dime.
Christy: you mean, I get to travel???
Troy: (wiping celebratory sweat from his brow) yes, they play 8 games away! (sarcastically)
Christy: (gives Troy the one-finger salute)
Rohan: yes, you will travel 2 days ahead of any and all away games.
Brian: 2 days ahead????
Mandy: what Brian, you need Christy to cut your nails and cold-brew your tea????
Christy: well, let me think about this (1,2,3) ... after much thinking and considering, I'll take the job!
Rohan: good! First assignment is Tampa Bay!
Brian: (cries uncontrollably)
Troy: (downs another Shiner)
Rohan: ok Mandy, you will set up Christy's itinerary.
Mandy: will this be for 2?
Rohan: no, it will be for 1. Christy will be traveling alone.
Christy: (is glowing in the advance of traveling)
Rohan: Brian and Mandy, you will handle pregame duties and Brian and Troy will handle post-game duties.
Mandy: what will I do during the postgame show?
Rohan: well that is usually when we watch 60 Minutes or Del's Hunting Show.
Brian: well that is all the time and good news we have for today, lets call it a wrap!
Troy: wrap!!!!
Christy skips out of the office joyful glee at the news of traveling!
Mandy slowfoots it out with the news of further second-in-commandness!
Brian/Troy give forced side hugs and congratulatory hi-fives...
Rohan is chest-puffing in excitement of another well-oiled show.
Moviefone guy: join us next time as the Superfriends crew embarks on the dawn of an new era!
Will Christy embrace covering of the Cowboys for the sake of traveling?
Will Mandy stand for more slight of her place amongst the crew?
Will Brian and Troy prepare for the work even though they think they know all things Cowboys?
93.8 the Superfriends will also switch number frequency due to that is 2009 and not 2008 anymore.
Saturday, August 15, 2009
Spanning the Globe
previously on the Superfriends:
at the Peters/Robinson residence-
Christy: ok Brian, are we ready to up our training for our 5k?
Brian: what, already?
Christy: ummm hon, we have been training for over 10 weeks now!
Brian: I know, but I am so out of shape!
Christy: that is why you run....
Brian: ok, but we need to start off slow..
Christy: (slaps forehead)
9:55 a.m. preshow meeting
Rohan: ok for today's meeting, I want you guys to come up with new ideas to keep our numbers strong.
Brian: I have one! how about a new segment called Spanning the Globe?
Mandy: we can do one, called Last Night's Dinner!
Christy: how about we cancel reading rangers boxscore and actually talk about something important!
Brian: ummm, I like my idea better.
Rohan: duly noted!
Mandy: so which ones will we use?
Rohan: well I like Brian and Christy's ideas.
Mandy: what about mine? it took me a long time to come up with.
Rohan: we will see if we can fit it in somewhere.
Mandy: (claps hands furioulsy)
Voodoo Child by Jimi Hendrix is strumming throughout the Superfriends studios.
Brian: welcome human radio listeners! we have a grand show for you today.
Mandy: yes we do, we will discuss last night's dinner!
Christy: what Mandy meant is we will discuss what everyone likes to eat...
Mandy: (looks on confused)
Brian: yes, we have a couple of new segments to introduce on the show today, called Spanning the Globe and Christy's reading of the Ranger Boxscore!
Christy: ummm I'm not reading the Ranger Boxscore!
Brian: ok, anyways, on with the show. looks like we have a couple of callers already.
caller 1: hey guys, where are the Blowhards?
Brian: yes yes, our most talked about and controversial station friends.
Christy: well our Human Resources Dept. won't let us get into specifics but they won't be around anymore..
Mandy: I heard they got fired for conduct detrimental to the staff!
Christy: well again, we can't discuss because of privacy laws.......
Brian: to paraphrase, they didn't know how to take NO for answer.....
Christy: (visibly shaken) can I read the Boxscore now please!
Brian: so no more MushMouth Josh and DK! (plays Another One Bites the Dust by Queen)
Mandy: (giggles)
Rohan: hey where is Troy?
Brian: well he is at the open house for the new Cowboys Stadium.
Mandy: good!
Rohan: well, maybe he can do a live report from there? I'll give him a call...
Brian: he is with his dad but...
Christy: ok anyways, we have another caller on the line.
caller 2: this Josh, and I would like to clear the air............
Brian: (dial tone is heard) oh man, bad connection there. seems like we don't have time for anymore callers so lets get to our new segment.
Mandy: (waiting with gleeful anticipation)
Brian: it is called Spanning the Globe!
Christy: (upset b/c her idea for more real substance was ignored, gets up and heads to the dougnut table)
Brian: ok during this segment we will call 3 places and get updates on what is going on in their neck of the woods!
Mandy: good idea Brian, did you come up with this on your own?
Christy: (scarfing down doughnut holes)
Brian: (dials number) ok, first up we have Patrick in Scotland.
Patrick: (in a heavy Scottish accent) how goes it lad!
Brian: you tell us, this is Spanning the Globe!
Patrick: well you called me, so......
Brian: (hangs up in disgust)
Mandy: what happened?
Brian: nothing, lets try another. (dials number) seems like we have Pedro in Mexico!
Pedro: ( in a very fast incomprehensible tone) hello!
Brian: what is going on in Mexico?
Pedro: we have the swine flu very bad!!!!
Mandy: OMG!!!!
Brian: (click) ok well this hasn't gone the way we have planned..
Mandy: you planned this not us!
Christy: (napping on the couch after her 4th doughnut, unbeknowedst at the failure of Spanning the Globe)
Rohan: hey you guys need some help?
Mandy: PLEASE!
Brian: well we could use a hand, seems like we are working with some real clowns here.
Rohan: how about I make a call. (dials number)
Rohan's brother in Australia is on the line.
Rohan: hey bro!
Rohan's bro: g'day mate!
Mandy: hi!
Brian: (upset b/c Rohan has more success at his own idea)
*15 minutes later*
Rohan's bro: well I gotta go, good catching up with you guys. I have to go gut an Australian deer.
Mandy: ok, have fun!
Brian: (hastily) ok well that is all the time we have for Spanning the Globe today.
Christy: (awakens from her doughnut induced slumber)
Mandy: thanks Rohan for saving that segment!
Rohan: yeah no problem, it was good talking to my brother.
Mandy: Christy, you have glaze on your cheek!
Brian: well that is a wrap, join us next time on the 93.8 the Superfriends!
post show ramblings:
Christy: I have cramps!
Brian: (depressed over his failed segment)
Mandy/Rohan heading off to Texas De Brazil!
Troy tries calling in with a Cowboy Stadium report, not knowing the show is over!
moviefone guy: join us next time on 93.8 the Superfriends as we monitor Christy's cramps!
will Brian rebound from his failure of his new segment? will Mandy/Rohan recover from their destruction of meat at TDB? will Troy get to wax poetic about the new Cowboy's Stadium??
at the Peters/Robinson residence-
Christy: ok Brian, are we ready to up our training for our 5k?
Brian: what, already?
Christy: ummm hon, we have been training for over 10 weeks now!
Brian: I know, but I am so out of shape!
Christy: that is why you run....
Brian: ok, but we need to start off slow..
Christy: (slaps forehead)
9:55 a.m. preshow meeting
Rohan: ok for today's meeting, I want you guys to come up with new ideas to keep our numbers strong.
Brian: I have one! how about a new segment called Spanning the Globe?
Mandy: we can do one, called Last Night's Dinner!
Christy: how about we cancel reading rangers boxscore and actually talk about something important!
Brian: ummm, I like my idea better.
Rohan: duly noted!
Mandy: so which ones will we use?
Rohan: well I like Brian and Christy's ideas.
Mandy: what about mine? it took me a long time to come up with.
Rohan: we will see if we can fit it in somewhere.
Mandy: (claps hands furioulsy)
Voodoo Child by Jimi Hendrix is strumming throughout the Superfriends studios.
Brian: welcome human radio listeners! we have a grand show for you today.
Mandy: yes we do, we will discuss last night's dinner!
Christy: what Mandy meant is we will discuss what everyone likes to eat...
Mandy: (looks on confused)
Brian: yes, we have a couple of new segments to introduce on the show today, called Spanning the Globe and Christy's reading of the Ranger Boxscore!
Christy: ummm I'm not reading the Ranger Boxscore!
Brian: ok, anyways, on with the show. looks like we have a couple of callers already.
caller 1: hey guys, where are the Blowhards?
Brian: yes yes, our most talked about and controversial station friends.
Christy: well our Human Resources Dept. won't let us get into specifics but they won't be around anymore..
Mandy: I heard they got fired for conduct detrimental to the staff!
Christy: well again, we can't discuss because of privacy laws.......
Brian: to paraphrase, they didn't know how to take NO for answer.....
Christy: (visibly shaken) can I read the Boxscore now please!
Brian: so no more MushMouth Josh and DK! (plays Another One Bites the Dust by Queen)
Mandy: (giggles)
Rohan: hey where is Troy?
Brian: well he is at the open house for the new Cowboys Stadium.
Mandy: good!
Rohan: well, maybe he can do a live report from there? I'll give him a call...
Brian: he is with his dad but...
Christy: ok anyways, we have another caller on the line.
caller 2: this Josh, and I would like to clear the air............
Brian: (dial tone is heard) oh man, bad connection there. seems like we don't have time for anymore callers so lets get to our new segment.
Mandy: (waiting with gleeful anticipation)
Brian: it is called Spanning the Globe!
Christy: (upset b/c her idea for more real substance was ignored, gets up and heads to the dougnut table)
Brian: ok during this segment we will call 3 places and get updates on what is going on in their neck of the woods!
Mandy: good idea Brian, did you come up with this on your own?
Christy: (scarfing down doughnut holes)
Brian: (dials number) ok, first up we have Patrick in Scotland.
Patrick: (in a heavy Scottish accent) how goes it lad!
Brian: you tell us, this is Spanning the Globe!
Patrick: well you called me, so......
Brian: (hangs up in disgust)
Mandy: what happened?
Brian: nothing, lets try another. (dials number) seems like we have Pedro in Mexico!
Pedro: ( in a very fast incomprehensible tone) hello!
Brian: what is going on in Mexico?
Pedro: we have the swine flu very bad!!!!
Mandy: OMG!!!!
Brian: (click) ok well this hasn't gone the way we have planned..
Mandy: you planned this not us!
Christy: (napping on the couch after her 4th doughnut, unbeknowedst at the failure of Spanning the Globe)
Rohan: hey you guys need some help?
Mandy: PLEASE!
Brian: well we could use a hand, seems like we are working with some real clowns here.
Rohan: how about I make a call. (dials number)
Rohan's brother in Australia is on the line.
Rohan: hey bro!
Rohan's bro: g'day mate!
Mandy: hi!
Brian: (upset b/c Rohan has more success at his own idea)
*15 minutes later*
Rohan's bro: well I gotta go, good catching up with you guys. I have to go gut an Australian deer.
Mandy: ok, have fun!
Brian: (hastily) ok well that is all the time we have for Spanning the Globe today.
Christy: (awakens from her doughnut induced slumber)
Mandy: thanks Rohan for saving that segment!
Rohan: yeah no problem, it was good talking to my brother.
Mandy: Christy, you have glaze on your cheek!
Brian: well that is a wrap, join us next time on the 93.8 the Superfriends!
post show ramblings:
Christy: I have cramps!
Brian: (depressed over his failed segment)
Mandy/Rohan heading off to Texas De Brazil!
Troy tries calling in with a Cowboy Stadium report, not knowing the show is over!
moviefone guy: join us next time on 93.8 the Superfriends as we monitor Christy's cramps!
will Brian rebound from his failure of his new segment? will Mandy/Rohan recover from their destruction of meat at TDB? will Troy get to wax poetic about the new Cowboy's Stadium??
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Superfriends Birthday Edition!
previously on the Superfriends:
Brian's family: (singing) Happy Birthday to youuuuuuuuuu!
Christy's family: (singing very uninterestedly) Happy Birthday!
Christy's brother: how old are you now? 31??
Brian: thank you for all the gifts, this was a good time. ummm thanks for the bucket of tuna Mrs. Robinson, I'll put it in the fridge when I get home. (wonders why he got tuna)
Christy: ok, well we are off. it is time for our daily run!
Brian: but it is my birthday!!
Christy: exactly, you want to have some more of these right? come on lets go..... (patting her side)
preshow meeting: (in the womens bathroom)
Trey: why are we in here?
Christy: so Brian won't see us.
Trey: (leaning on a tampon rack) why, is that bad?
Christy: duh! it is his birthday and we are planning a big show for him...
Mandy: no one planned a big show for me! (wimpering)
Rohan: hon, we will on your next birthday, but lets stay focused here, Brian is the main host!
Mandy: but we are co-hosts..............
Christy: ok, so everyone understand the plan?
crew: (collectively) yes!
Brian: (arriving in studio) hey guys!
Mandy: we're not planning anything......
Christy: what she meant to say was, we are not planning any more firefighters or Christopher Meloni interviews for awhile.
Brian: ok, why?
Christy: ummm because they lower our listenership. (grasping for answers)
(whispers to Mandy) thanks alot!
Rohan: ok we ready to roll?
Brian: no preshow meeting?
Rohan: not today boss, we are starting early.
Mandy: when will the Blowhards be back, I'm tired of covering for them.
Rohan: we will divulge that news in the coming days. that is what is called a tease!
Mandy: don't call me a tease!!!!
Christy: Mandy, it is called that in radio terms, to keep listeners listening! (OMG, I'm a failure, why I am here)
Trey: ok we are on in 2 and 2. (pays homage to Chuck Woolery)
Master of Puppets is heard headbanging through the plush and air conditioned studios, welcoming the Superfriends!
Brian: wow, what happened to Jimi Hendrix?
Christy: o, I must have hit the wrong button.
Mandy: Christy, you didn't, we decided to play it for his birth...................
Rohan: (covering Mandy' mouth) alright anyways, lets get right to the show.
Brian: Christy, can you turn up my headphones, I couldn't hear what Mandy said.
Christy: (whew) ok, is that better?
Brian: yes. ok on todays show, we will......
Christy: ummm Brian dear, we have come up with a special show for today.
Brian: ok cool, what is it?
Trey: well we have a special instudio guest!
Brian: (clapping uncontrollably) who is it?
Mandy: guess? we'll give you 3 guesses...
Brian: ok, Meg Ryan!
Christy: ummm no, she is still being a dryed up hag somewhere!
Trey: (gasp)
Brian: ummm Kevin Von Erich?
Rohan: no, he said he wouldn't come until we got rid of Mandy....
Mandy: hey!!!! all he had to do was answer the question.
Trey: but Mandy, Kerry Von Erich is dead and has been for awhile... so he couldn't come to our car wash!
Christy: ok, it seems like you won't guess correctly, so................... (motioning for the guest to come in)
Troy saunters back into the studio!
Brian: dude, welcome back! how was Africa?
Troy: it was good but hot! I'm glad to be home and right back here amongst the Superfriends!
Mandy: (throws up in her mouth)
Christy: you like the surprise? Brian: o boy do I!
Brian: now I have my best bud back....
Rohan: so we still gonna play ball after the show?
Brian: well I mean, if Troy doesn't wan to go to Uncle Julio's or something...
Troy: o bro, we can go after!
Rohan: sweet! I got ball first....
Christy: ok babe, that is not all! I have another gift for you.
Brian: ok, what is it?
Christy: (pulling out the gift) here ya go!
Brian: O wow! a Mariska Hargitay autographed picture!!!!
Mandy: she's not that hot....
male crew + Christy: she is too!!!!!
Brian: this is the best birthday ever!
Mandy: my birthday is in October!
Rohan: Mandy, now is not the time!
Christy: (whispers to Mandy) I have a in with Patrick Swayze!
Mandy: (bounces giddily in her chair)
Brian: you ok Mandy?
Mandy: Yes why?
Troy: alright my man, just call me when you beat Rohan, I mean when you finish playing bball.
Christy: I want to thank all the listeners for e-mailing Brian birthday wishes.
Brian: yes thank you all!
Mandy: all 3 of them!
Brian: what was that Mandy???
Mandy: I said all 300 of them.
Rohan: well we better wrap this show up, some of us have a ballgame to get ready for!
Trey: (reads the Rangers boxscore from the previous night)
Christy: must we do this every show?
Trey: hey, its baseball, everyone loves baseball!
Christy: (why am I here?)
I Disappear by Metallica is played closing the show!
Brian asks Christy if we can change the opening music to Metallica?
Christy tells Brian not to push it, we know it is your birthday but we all have birthdays, remember that!
Mandy laces up Rohan's shoes for him.
Troy gathers his Africa artifacts glumly hoping to have showed them off during the show.
Trey finishes off the rest of the bucket of tuna in the fridge.
moviefone guy: join us next time on 93.8 the Superfriends as we detail the epic basketball game between Brian and Rohan! As we chronicle Christy's next career move! Will we get to see Troy's African artifacts? will Trey recover from his tuna binge?
also, Happy Birthday Brian!!!! (now where is my check for doing this slop?
Brian's family: (singing) Happy Birthday to youuuuuuuuuu!
Christy's family: (singing very uninterestedly) Happy Birthday!
Christy's brother: how old are you now? 31??
Brian: thank you for all the gifts, this was a good time. ummm thanks for the bucket of tuna Mrs. Robinson, I'll put it in the fridge when I get home. (wonders why he got tuna)
Christy: ok, well we are off. it is time for our daily run!
Brian: but it is my birthday!!
Christy: exactly, you want to have some more of these right? come on lets go..... (patting her side)
preshow meeting: (in the womens bathroom)
Trey: why are we in here?
Christy: so Brian won't see us.
Trey: (leaning on a tampon rack) why, is that bad?
Christy: duh! it is his birthday and we are planning a big show for him...
Mandy: no one planned a big show for me! (wimpering)
Rohan: hon, we will on your next birthday, but lets stay focused here, Brian is the main host!
Mandy: but we are co-hosts..............
Christy: ok, so everyone understand the plan?
crew: (collectively) yes!
Brian: (arriving in studio) hey guys!
Mandy: we're not planning anything......
Christy: what she meant to say was, we are not planning any more firefighters or Christopher Meloni interviews for awhile.
Brian: ok, why?
Christy: ummm because they lower our listenership. (grasping for answers)
(whispers to Mandy) thanks alot!
Rohan: ok we ready to roll?
Brian: no preshow meeting?
Rohan: not today boss, we are starting early.
Mandy: when will the Blowhards be back, I'm tired of covering for them.
Rohan: we will divulge that news in the coming days. that is what is called a tease!
Mandy: don't call me a tease!!!!
Christy: Mandy, it is called that in radio terms, to keep listeners listening! (OMG, I'm a failure, why I am here)
Trey: ok we are on in 2 and 2. (pays homage to Chuck Woolery)
Master of Puppets is heard headbanging through the plush and air conditioned studios, welcoming the Superfriends!
Brian: wow, what happened to Jimi Hendrix?
Christy: o, I must have hit the wrong button.
Mandy: Christy, you didn't, we decided to play it for his birth...................
Rohan: (covering Mandy' mouth) alright anyways, lets get right to the show.
Brian: Christy, can you turn up my headphones, I couldn't hear what Mandy said.
Christy: (whew) ok, is that better?
Brian: yes. ok on todays show, we will......
Christy: ummm Brian dear, we have come up with a special show for today.
Brian: ok cool, what is it?
Trey: well we have a special instudio guest!
Brian: (clapping uncontrollably) who is it?
Mandy: guess? we'll give you 3 guesses...
Brian: ok, Meg Ryan!
Christy: ummm no, she is still being a dryed up hag somewhere!
Trey: (gasp)
Brian: ummm Kevin Von Erich?
Rohan: no, he said he wouldn't come until we got rid of Mandy....
Mandy: hey!!!! all he had to do was answer the question.
Trey: but Mandy, Kerry Von Erich is dead and has been for awhile... so he couldn't come to our car wash!
Christy: ok, it seems like you won't guess correctly, so................... (motioning for the guest to come in)
Troy saunters back into the studio!
Brian: dude, welcome back! how was Africa?
Troy: it was good but hot! I'm glad to be home and right back here amongst the Superfriends!
Mandy: (throws up in her mouth)
Christy: you like the surprise? Brian: o boy do I!
Brian: now I have my best bud back....
Rohan: so we still gonna play ball after the show?
Brian: well I mean, if Troy doesn't wan to go to Uncle Julio's or something...
Troy: o bro, we can go after!
Rohan: sweet! I got ball first....
Christy: ok babe, that is not all! I have another gift for you.
Brian: ok, what is it?
Christy: (pulling out the gift) here ya go!
Brian: O wow! a Mariska Hargitay autographed picture!!!!
Mandy: she's not that hot....
male crew + Christy: she is too!!!!!
Brian: this is the best birthday ever!
Mandy: my birthday is in October!
Rohan: Mandy, now is not the time!
Christy: (whispers to Mandy) I have a in with Patrick Swayze!
Mandy: (bounces giddily in her chair)
Brian: you ok Mandy?
Mandy: Yes why?
Troy: alright my man, just call me when you beat Rohan, I mean when you finish playing bball.
Christy: I want to thank all the listeners for e-mailing Brian birthday wishes.
Brian: yes thank you all!
Mandy: all 3 of them!
Brian: what was that Mandy???
Mandy: I said all 300 of them.
Rohan: well we better wrap this show up, some of us have a ballgame to get ready for!
Trey: (reads the Rangers boxscore from the previous night)
Christy: must we do this every show?
Trey: hey, its baseball, everyone loves baseball!
Christy: (why am I here?)
I Disappear by Metallica is played closing the show!
Brian asks Christy if we can change the opening music to Metallica?
Christy tells Brian not to push it, we know it is your birthday but we all have birthdays, remember that!
Mandy laces up Rohan's shoes for him.
Troy gathers his Africa artifacts glumly hoping to have showed them off during the show.
Trey finishes off the rest of the bucket of tuna in the fridge.
moviefone guy: join us next time on 93.8 the Superfriends as we detail the epic basketball game between Brian and Rohan! As we chronicle Christy's next career move! Will we get to see Troy's African artifacts? will Trey recover from his tuna binge?
also, Happy Birthday Brian!!!! (now where is my check for doing this slop?
Sunday, July 19, 2009
Sturm and Drong
previously on the Superfriends:
Brian: (calling Christy on the phone)
*ring ring*
*ring ring*
Brian: man, where is she at? I'll try her one more time.
*ring ring*
*ring ring*
Brian: hmmmpphhh!
Christy: (laying out at the apt. pool, oblivious that her cell phone has rung off the hook)
7:27 a.m. at the Superfriends 5k Fun Run!
Brian: wow, it is early!
Christy: yep, I shouldn't have eaten that bowl of cereal.
Brian: ah babe, you will be fine, keep a good pace.
Christy: keep a good pace, I have to beat that goober Rohan!
Mandy: (breathing hard) hey guys, I just finished!
Brian: the race doesn't start for another 30 minutes??
Christy: why did you already run?
Mandy: well actually, I didn't run, I walked/jogged.
Christy: ummm ok, but why? we have to run as a crew.
Mandy: huh? (breathing hard still) I thought I could run early and get it out of the way.
Brian: Mandy, our 5k contract says we have to run as crew.
Mandy: (vomits up her cheerios and bananas)
Rohan: (finishes stretching) ok, we all here?
Christy: yes were all here.
Mandy: (whispers to Rohan) hon, I can't run, I already ran this morning.
Rohan: (whispers back to Mandy) thought you went to get Starbucks!
Brian: all crew members have to run, it says right here! (holding the contract)
Rohan: Mandy, sorry gotta go with the paper.....
Mandy: (dry heaves in the bushes)
Christy: wow, we actually have a good turnout!
7:59 a.m.
Trey: (who is emceeing the event) one minute til the start!
Mandy: why doesn't Trey have to run??
Rohan: Mandy, he has an old football injury, so I excused him.
Mandy: what???????
(Trey holds up the gun, and POW!)
*the runners are off*
Rohan takes a slight lead to start followed by a dearth of other runners including Brian and Christy.
Mandy is seen hunched over the rail snotting!
Christy and Brian enjoy a brisk pace while passing the occasional 50 yr. old with stroller full of kids.....
Rohan is still out in front and ignores the sharp pain in the side of his stomach.
Mandy has finally began and trips over her untied shoe.
Christy encourages Brian to keep at it, while Brian stays strong!
about halfway through and a small pack emerges in the lead and Rohan tries vigorously to keep pace.
Brian motions Christy to go on but Christy will have none of it and demands Brian to man up and keep running. Christy douses herself with water while Brian leans in for the drops of water.
Rohan is in terrible pain but runs on.
Mandy is now walking as 5 and 6 yr olds pass by as do the elderly!
Rohan grabs the cups of water at the water station and throws them down in a heap.
Christy pats her booty and tells Brian to keep pace.
*1/4 mile left*
Mandy just now passes the 2 mile mark. only the obese and the blind are behind her.
Rohan sees Christy and Brian out of the corner of his eye and kicks into gear only to pull a butt muscle and collapse in a pile of human sweat.
Christy looks on at Rohan as she passes by and gives him a knowing wink. Brian is out of gas but knows he has Rohan beat.
Mandy has been given a piggy back ride by a local firefighter who thought she was in dire need.
(firefighter doesn't know she was just absurdly out of shape)
Christy and Brian finish the run in the top half of the runners and celebrate with giddy front hugs and butt pats.
As Mandy approaches Rohan, the firefighter abandons the piggyback and tends to Rohan. Rohan shrugs off any help and limps across the finish line. Mandy is so tired from the run that she forgets to cross the line and slumps against a tree and nods off.
Brian and Christy exchange pleasantries with the public and Rohan stomps off in a huff.
Mandy is awaken by the "park people" (aka the homeless). Frightened, she runs across the finish line in the time of 1 hour and 53 minutes.
(on speaker phone) Trey thanks everyone for coming out to the 1st Annual Superfriends 5k Fun Run!
Rohan is distraught because Christy AND Brian beat him in the run. Mandy is hiding from the crew due to her embarrassing showing.
Trey hands out T-shirts and party gifts to the winners.
moviefone guy: join us next time on the 93.8 the Superfriends as we talk in detail about the 5k Fun Run! Will Christy gloat to Rohan? will Brian read the run times of the crew? will Mandy show her face again?
Brian: (calling Christy on the phone)
*ring ring*
*ring ring*
Brian: man, where is she at? I'll try her one more time.
*ring ring*
*ring ring*
Brian: hmmmpphhh!
Christy: (laying out at the apt. pool, oblivious that her cell phone has rung off the hook)
7:27 a.m. at the Superfriends 5k Fun Run!
Brian: wow, it is early!
Christy: yep, I shouldn't have eaten that bowl of cereal.
Brian: ah babe, you will be fine, keep a good pace.
Christy: keep a good pace, I have to beat that goober Rohan!
Mandy: (breathing hard) hey guys, I just finished!
Brian: the race doesn't start for another 30 minutes??
Christy: why did you already run?
Mandy: well actually, I didn't run, I walked/jogged.
Christy: ummm ok, but why? we have to run as a crew.
Mandy: huh? (breathing hard still) I thought I could run early and get it out of the way.
Brian: Mandy, our 5k contract says we have to run as crew.
Mandy: (vomits up her cheerios and bananas)
Rohan: (finishes stretching) ok, we all here?
Christy: yes were all here.
Mandy: (whispers to Rohan) hon, I can't run, I already ran this morning.
Rohan: (whispers back to Mandy) thought you went to get Starbucks!
Brian: all crew members have to run, it says right here! (holding the contract)
Rohan: Mandy, sorry gotta go with the paper.....
Mandy: (dry heaves in the bushes)
Christy: wow, we actually have a good turnout!
7:59 a.m.
Trey: (who is emceeing the event) one minute til the start!
Mandy: why doesn't Trey have to run??
Rohan: Mandy, he has an old football injury, so I excused him.
Mandy: what???????
(Trey holds up the gun, and POW!)
*the runners are off*
Rohan takes a slight lead to start followed by a dearth of other runners including Brian and Christy.
Mandy is seen hunched over the rail snotting!
Christy and Brian enjoy a brisk pace while passing the occasional 50 yr. old with stroller full of kids.....
Rohan is still out in front and ignores the sharp pain in the side of his stomach.
Mandy has finally began and trips over her untied shoe.
Christy encourages Brian to keep at it, while Brian stays strong!
about halfway through and a small pack emerges in the lead and Rohan tries vigorously to keep pace.
Brian motions Christy to go on but Christy will have none of it and demands Brian to man up and keep running. Christy douses herself with water while Brian leans in for the drops of water.
Rohan is in terrible pain but runs on.
Mandy is now walking as 5 and 6 yr olds pass by as do the elderly!
Rohan grabs the cups of water at the water station and throws them down in a heap.
Christy pats her booty and tells Brian to keep pace.
*1/4 mile left*
Mandy just now passes the 2 mile mark. only the obese and the blind are behind her.
Rohan sees Christy and Brian out of the corner of his eye and kicks into gear only to pull a butt muscle and collapse in a pile of human sweat.
Christy looks on at Rohan as she passes by and gives him a knowing wink. Brian is out of gas but knows he has Rohan beat.
Mandy has been given a piggy back ride by a local firefighter who thought she was in dire need.
(firefighter doesn't know she was just absurdly out of shape)
Christy and Brian finish the run in the top half of the runners and celebrate with giddy front hugs and butt pats.
As Mandy approaches Rohan, the firefighter abandons the piggyback and tends to Rohan. Rohan shrugs off any help and limps across the finish line. Mandy is so tired from the run that she forgets to cross the line and slumps against a tree and nods off.
Brian and Christy exchange pleasantries with the public and Rohan stomps off in a huff.
Mandy is awaken by the "park people" (aka the homeless). Frightened, she runs across the finish line in the time of 1 hour and 53 minutes.
(on speaker phone) Trey thanks everyone for coming out to the 1st Annual Superfriends 5k Fun Run!
Rohan is distraught because Christy AND Brian beat him in the run. Mandy is hiding from the crew due to her embarrassing showing.
Trey hands out T-shirts and party gifts to the winners.
moviefone guy: join us next time on the 93.8 the Superfriends as we talk in detail about the 5k Fun Run! Will Christy gloat to Rohan? will Brian read the run times of the crew? will Mandy show her face again?
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Don't Tread On Me!
previously on the Superfriends:
Christy: Marco!
Brian: Polo!
Christy: Marco!
Brian: Polo!
9:10 a.m. preshow meeting
Rohan: ok guys, we need new ideas on how to raise money and listenership. anybody have ideas?
Christy: I have an idea. how about not talk sports!
Brian: WHAT!!!!
Christy: well sports is boring!
Mandy: I agree!
Rohan: Mandy, you just watched a Mavericks DVD special last night and you even cried!
Mandy: well they lost by 2....
Brian: sports is the very fabric of life!
Christy: that is a problem.
Rohan: ok, we will table this debate. anyone have any other better ideas!
Brian: well how about doing a community outreach, like, a 5k run!
Christy: (ears perked up at the thought of a 5k)
Mandy: you mean, like, us participate???
Brian: ummmm yes, we can put it on and run ourselves as well.
Rohan: you might be onto something here Brian.
Mandy: what about my idea?
Rohan: ummm Mandy, having a bake sale would not be feasible...
Brian: (giggle)
Christy: yes, we can have timed running, and even a kids 1 mile run...
Brian: we can charge a minimal $9.38.
Mandy: why only $9.38?
Rohan: (leans over to explain that that is our station numbers)
Mandy: O!
Rohan: ok lets get to work and get some sponsors as well......
Voodoo Child is heard whistling through the studios...
Brian: welcome one and all to a very important and beneficial edition of the Superfriends.
Mandy: yes, we have big news today!
Brian: right you are Mandy! I'll let my beautiful wife explain the details. (runs out to get a warm bagel from the commons area)
Christy: yes today, I am happy to announce we are hosting a Superfriends 5k run.
Mandy: you mean 5k walk right Christy?
Christy: actually, no it will be a run!
Rohan: but there will be walking allowed right?
Christy: ummmm no this is a run, people run 5k's not walk..
Brian: (returns) ok, what did I miss?
Mandy: Christy seems to think you have to run a 5k and no walking is allowed..
Christy: (looking at Brian sternly)
Brian: ummm, yeah, er, ummm, you can only run no walking. walking is for wimps!
Rohan: ok, well now that we have that cleared up!
Christy: yes, you can enter at superfriends@superfriends.com and the entry fee is only $9.38.
shirts will provided.
Mandy: I want a small...
Christy: umm Mandy, go on the website and order them there.
Rohan: yes it will be easier to track this way...
Christy: I will be running barefoot.
Brian: why, your feet will get dirty!!!
Mandy: that is why they have soap on a rope Brian!
Rohan: well I for one will be the pacesetter....
Christy: o really!
Brian: then I'll be the rearsetter! (giggles outloud) get it! rearse.....
Christy: yes we get it!
Rohan: well, you need a strong man to be the pacesetter..
Christy: o do you???
Mandy: ok ok well , when will this 5k run commence?
Brian: let me look, seems like we have it down for July 22nd............. wait a minute, this my birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mandy: o too bad, thought you were getting another lazy day in huh??
Brian: (whining like a 5 yr old) Christy, this not fair!
Rohan: do you realize, it should only take you 35 minutes or so.
Christy: it will take me 31 minutes.
Rohan: ok, well, it will only take me 30 minutes....
Mandy: is this a peeing contest or what?
Christy/Rohan: no that would be weird.
Brian: ok, let the best man or WOMAN win... (winks at Christy)
Trey recaps the Rangers boxscore from the previous nights game.........
moviefone guy: join us next time as we get ready for the thrilling results of the 5k. will Rohan beat out Christy, or will Christy show off her dominance in running..? will Brian finish the race? will Mandy show up and run or call in sick? next time on 93.8 the Superfriends!!!
Christy: Marco!
Brian: Polo!
Christy: Marco!
Brian: Polo!
9:10 a.m. preshow meeting
Rohan: ok guys, we need new ideas on how to raise money and listenership. anybody have ideas?
Christy: I have an idea. how about not talk sports!
Brian: WHAT!!!!
Christy: well sports is boring!
Mandy: I agree!
Rohan: Mandy, you just watched a Mavericks DVD special last night and you even cried!
Mandy: well they lost by 2....
Brian: sports is the very fabric of life!
Christy: that is a problem.
Rohan: ok, we will table this debate. anyone have any other better ideas!
Brian: well how about doing a community outreach, like, a 5k run!
Christy: (ears perked up at the thought of a 5k)
Mandy: you mean, like, us participate???
Brian: ummmm yes, we can put it on and run ourselves as well.
Rohan: you might be onto something here Brian.
Mandy: what about my idea?
Rohan: ummm Mandy, having a bake sale would not be feasible...
Brian: (giggle)
Christy: yes, we can have timed running, and even a kids 1 mile run...
Brian: we can charge a minimal $9.38.
Mandy: why only $9.38?
Rohan: (leans over to explain that that is our station numbers)
Mandy: O!
Rohan: ok lets get to work and get some sponsors as well......
Voodoo Child is heard whistling through the studios...
Brian: welcome one and all to a very important and beneficial edition of the Superfriends.
Mandy: yes, we have big news today!
Brian: right you are Mandy! I'll let my beautiful wife explain the details. (runs out to get a warm bagel from the commons area)
Christy: yes today, I am happy to announce we are hosting a Superfriends 5k run.
Mandy: you mean 5k walk right Christy?
Christy: actually, no it will be a run!
Rohan: but there will be walking allowed right?
Christy: ummmm no this is a run, people run 5k's not walk..
Brian: (returns) ok, what did I miss?
Mandy: Christy seems to think you have to run a 5k and no walking is allowed..
Christy: (looking at Brian sternly)
Brian: ummm, yeah, er, ummm, you can only run no walking. walking is for wimps!
Rohan: ok, well now that we have that cleared up!
Christy: yes, you can enter at superfriends@superfriends.com and the entry fee is only $9.38.
shirts will provided.
Mandy: I want a small...
Christy: umm Mandy, go on the website and order them there.
Rohan: yes it will be easier to track this way...
Christy: I will be running barefoot.
Brian: why, your feet will get dirty!!!
Mandy: that is why they have soap on a rope Brian!
Rohan: well I for one will be the pacesetter....
Christy: o really!
Brian: then I'll be the rearsetter! (giggles outloud) get it! rearse.....
Christy: yes we get it!
Rohan: well, you need a strong man to be the pacesetter..
Christy: o do you???
Mandy: ok ok well , when will this 5k run commence?
Brian: let me look, seems like we have it down for July 22nd............. wait a minute, this my birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mandy: o too bad, thought you were getting another lazy day in huh??
Brian: (whining like a 5 yr old) Christy, this not fair!
Rohan: do you realize, it should only take you 35 minutes or so.
Christy: it will take me 31 minutes.
Rohan: ok, well, it will only take me 30 minutes....
Mandy: is this a peeing contest or what?
Christy/Rohan: no that would be weird.
Brian: ok, let the best man or WOMAN win... (winks at Christy)
Trey recaps the Rangers boxscore from the previous nights game.........
moviefone guy: join us next time as we get ready for the thrilling results of the 5k. will Rohan beat out Christy, or will Christy show off her dominance in running..? will Brian finish the race? will Mandy show up and run or call in sick? next time on 93.8 the Superfriends!!!
Monday, July 13, 2009
Wherever I May Roam!
previously on the Superfriends:
during a recent outside exercise event-
Brian: man, that run felt good!
Christy: yes it did, we did good!
Brian: (slowing down from the run) I feel better.
Christy: (motioning to Brian to keep up): come on, keep up.
Brian: I am, you just have to tell me what to do all the time.....
Christy: you are not suppose to slow walk after a run, fast walk, come on......
Brian: (passes out from fast walking) thud!!!!!!
no preshow meeting
Brian: no preshow meeting?? I got here early and everything...
Christy: you always get places early... people don't like that!
Brian: what people??
Christy: people!
Mandy: hey guys, whats up today?
Christy: nothing, just marital mumbo jumbo!
Mandy: o, ya'll are arguing again huh?
Rohan: Mandy, you made us late for the preshow meeting!
Brian: wait a minute! we had a preshow meeting??
Rohan: yes, but noooo we had to stop by Starbucks....
Mandy: I'm sorry, I had a gift card that was burning a hole in pants!
Christy: did you bring me any?
Rohan: hey, lets stay on track here. today, I want to do a segment where we have a wireless mic and we go interview people on the streets.
Christy: who is gonna do that, it is too hot outside!
Brian: ummmm, I can't because I'll burn too easy.
Mandy: you will have clothes on silly!
Christy: I can't either, b/c I have to run the boards and produce...
Rohan: Brian and Christy, you are right, Mandy is the right choice.
Mandy: what the!
Brian: the thermometor only reads 103 Mandy!
Mandy: (seen crying and already sweating)
Voodoo Child by Jimi Hendrix is heard pumping through the air conditioned studios welcoming the Superfriends crew...
Brian: welcome humans to another hot edition of the Superfriends. On todays show we will introduce a new segment called watching Mandy sweat to death! (giggles)
Christy: Brian be nice, it is called Going Wireless Mandy!
Mandy: hey, why is the a.c. turned down so low in here?
Rohan: babe, it is 102 outside!
Brian: actually Ro, it is 104 now...
Mandy: (schlumps in her chair)
Christy: first off, where was the Blowhards today?
Rohan: well it seems like they have been put on hiatus for awhile..
Brian: you mean they have been fired???
Christy: fired?? why?
Rohan: well lets not get ahead of ourselves, but they are on hiatus and thoughts are they might be replaced. are we on the air?
Brian: yes, why?
Rohan: dadgummit Christy, I thought I motioned for you to go to break!
Christy: sorry, I was applying suntan lotion to your wife....
Brian: anyways, can we give the people what they want and do the Rangers boxscore again?
Rohan: yes of course, this is one of our most listened to segments.
Christy: it is???? (leaves to go destroy the doughnut table)
Mandy: (leaves to go apply more suntan lotion)
-boxscore music is being played, while Brian reads fervently-
Brian: ok, now that that is out of the way, is Mandy ready?
Christy: yes, she looks like Casper the ghost with so much lotion on...
Mandy: (not happy) I'm ready!!!
Rohan: ok Mandy, take this wireless mic and go downstairs and interview people at the park or along the streets....
Mandy: do we not have a defined area for me to do this??
Brian: ummm we said the park and along the streets.
Christy: go outside and give us like 10 minutes before you turn the mic on!
Mandy: what??????
*station break*
back from break-
Brian: Mandy do we have you?
Mandy: (sweating) yes!
Christy: ok walk over to the park and see who you can find.
Mandy: the park is about a mile away.
Brian: well run then...
Mandy: I'm not................
Rohan: come on Mandy, less complaining and more doing..
Christy: (snarfs another doughnut while she waits for Mandy)
Rohan and Brian: (drink some cool icy unsweet tea)
Mandy: ok, I'm finally here. what should I ask?
Brian: you didn't bring the questions??
Christy: good grief! ok, well look over on the courts and see if you see anyone?
Mandy: yes, there are some really big men over there.
Rohan: ask them if they have any game?
Mandy: ummm, one just drank from a brown paper bag!
Brian: ask them if you can play next? (giggles)
Christy: what kind of shoes are they wearing?
Mandy: ( in a sweaty 5 yr. old voice) hey guys, what are we playing here?
crew: (slaps their collective foreheads)
Trey is seen bringing in smoothies from Smoothie King's.
player: ma'am, we are playing a game here.
Mandy: right, ummmmmm
Rohan: ask them if they played in college?
player 2: little lady, this prolly isn't the place for you to be!
Mandy: right, I better come............
Rohan: nooo, go to the driveway of the studio and find someone to ask a question to.
Brian: was he any good at basketball?
Mandy: (whispering and lightly jogging away) OMG, they weren't playing basketball.
Christy: what were they doing?
Mandy: lets just say there was money exchanged!
Brian: this is radio gold!
Rohan: ok, Mandy I think it is time to come up.
Christy: yes better be on the safe side.
Brian: wow! I think I hear cop sirens!
Mandy: (in a dead sprint back, whispering) I think something illegal just happened!
Brian: this is crazy and we got it live...
Rohan: (meets Mandy at the door) you did great hon!
Christy: (would offer her a doughnut but she ate them all)
Trey: hey Mandy, Rohan didn't say to get you a smoothie.
Brian: (looking out the window, sees the policemen rounding up the roughians) awesome!
Rohan is comforting Mandy, and offers her to not have to go back outside for the wireless segment. Mandy declines and says she is proud of her accomplishment and says she'll do it again tomorrow.
Christy fields calls from the uniformed police officers. Brian is still glued to the window, intrigued about his past failed game of basketball!
moviefone guy: join us next time as we replay Mandy's jaunt into radio gold! will someone try to talk Mandy out of this dangerous but fun segment? will Christy recover from her doughnut binge? will Brian recapture his once promising basketball game? next time on 93.8 the Superfriends!!!
during a recent outside exercise event-
Brian: man, that run felt good!
Christy: yes it did, we did good!
Brian: (slowing down from the run) I feel better.
Christy: (motioning to Brian to keep up): come on, keep up.
Brian: I am, you just have to tell me what to do all the time.....
Christy: you are not suppose to slow walk after a run, fast walk, come on......
Brian: (passes out from fast walking) thud!!!!!!
no preshow meeting
Brian: no preshow meeting?? I got here early and everything...
Christy: you always get places early... people don't like that!
Brian: what people??
Christy: people!
Mandy: hey guys, whats up today?
Christy: nothing, just marital mumbo jumbo!
Mandy: o, ya'll are arguing again huh?
Rohan: Mandy, you made us late for the preshow meeting!
Brian: wait a minute! we had a preshow meeting??
Rohan: yes, but noooo we had to stop by Starbucks....
Mandy: I'm sorry, I had a gift card that was burning a hole in pants!
Christy: did you bring me any?
Rohan: hey, lets stay on track here. today, I want to do a segment where we have a wireless mic and we go interview people on the streets.
Christy: who is gonna do that, it is too hot outside!
Brian: ummmm, I can't because I'll burn too easy.
Mandy: you will have clothes on silly!
Christy: I can't either, b/c I have to run the boards and produce...
Rohan: Brian and Christy, you are right, Mandy is the right choice.
Mandy: what the!
Brian: the thermometor only reads 103 Mandy!
Mandy: (seen crying and already sweating)
Voodoo Child by Jimi Hendrix is heard pumping through the air conditioned studios welcoming the Superfriends crew...
Brian: welcome humans to another hot edition of the Superfriends. On todays show we will introduce a new segment called watching Mandy sweat to death! (giggles)
Christy: Brian be nice, it is called Going Wireless Mandy!
Mandy: hey, why is the a.c. turned down so low in here?
Rohan: babe, it is 102 outside!
Brian: actually Ro, it is 104 now...
Mandy: (schlumps in her chair)
Christy: first off, where was the Blowhards today?
Rohan: well it seems like they have been put on hiatus for awhile..
Brian: you mean they have been fired???
Christy: fired?? why?
Rohan: well lets not get ahead of ourselves, but they are on hiatus and thoughts are they might be replaced. are we on the air?
Brian: yes, why?
Rohan: dadgummit Christy, I thought I motioned for you to go to break!
Christy: sorry, I was applying suntan lotion to your wife....
Brian: anyways, can we give the people what they want and do the Rangers boxscore again?
Rohan: yes of course, this is one of our most listened to segments.
Christy: it is???? (leaves to go destroy the doughnut table)
Mandy: (leaves to go apply more suntan lotion)
-boxscore music is being played, while Brian reads fervently-
Brian: ok, now that that is out of the way, is Mandy ready?
Christy: yes, she looks like Casper the ghost with so much lotion on...
Mandy: (not happy) I'm ready!!!
Rohan: ok Mandy, take this wireless mic and go downstairs and interview people at the park or along the streets....
Mandy: do we not have a defined area for me to do this??
Brian: ummm we said the park and along the streets.
Christy: go outside and give us like 10 minutes before you turn the mic on!
Mandy: what??????
*station break*
back from break-
Brian: Mandy do we have you?
Mandy: (sweating) yes!
Christy: ok walk over to the park and see who you can find.
Mandy: the park is about a mile away.
Brian: well run then...
Mandy: I'm not................
Rohan: come on Mandy, less complaining and more doing..
Christy: (snarfs another doughnut while she waits for Mandy)
Rohan and Brian: (drink some cool icy unsweet tea)
Mandy: ok, I'm finally here. what should I ask?
Brian: you didn't bring the questions??
Christy: good grief! ok, well look over on the courts and see if you see anyone?
Mandy: yes, there are some really big men over there.
Rohan: ask them if they have any game?
Mandy: ummm, one just drank from a brown paper bag!
Brian: ask them if you can play next? (giggles)
Christy: what kind of shoes are they wearing?
Mandy: ( in a sweaty 5 yr. old voice) hey guys, what are we playing here?
crew: (slaps their collective foreheads)
Trey is seen bringing in smoothies from Smoothie King's.
player: ma'am, we are playing a game here.
Mandy: right, ummmmmm
Rohan: ask them if they played in college?
player 2: little lady, this prolly isn't the place for you to be!
Mandy: right, I better come............
Rohan: nooo, go to the driveway of the studio and find someone to ask a question to.
Brian: was he any good at basketball?
Mandy: (whispering and lightly jogging away) OMG, they weren't playing basketball.
Christy: what were they doing?
Mandy: lets just say there was money exchanged!
Brian: this is radio gold!
Rohan: ok, Mandy I think it is time to come up.
Christy: yes better be on the safe side.
Brian: wow! I think I hear cop sirens!
Mandy: (in a dead sprint back, whispering) I think something illegal just happened!
Brian: this is crazy and we got it live...
Rohan: (meets Mandy at the door) you did great hon!
Christy: (would offer her a doughnut but she ate them all)
Trey: hey Mandy, Rohan didn't say to get you a smoothie.
Brian: (looking out the window, sees the policemen rounding up the roughians) awesome!
Rohan is comforting Mandy, and offers her to not have to go back outside for the wireless segment. Mandy declines and says she is proud of her accomplishment and says she'll do it again tomorrow.
Christy fields calls from the uniformed police officers. Brian is still glued to the window, intrigued about his past failed game of basketball!
moviefone guy: join us next time as we replay Mandy's jaunt into radio gold! will someone try to talk Mandy out of this dangerous but fun segment? will Christy recover from her doughnut binge? will Brian recapture his once promising basketball game? next time on 93.8 the Superfriends!!!
Friday, July 10, 2009
Hero of the Day
previously on the Superfriends:
at the Peters/Robinson residence:
Brian: man that was a good dinner!
Christy: yes it was.
Brian: (getting up from the couch) ok, lets put the dishes up.
Christy: (wiping ranch dressing from her mouth) ok.
Brian: ok, I'll rinse the dishes off, you put them in the dishwasher.
Christy: Brian, I have to go #1! I'll be right back.
Brian: you just don't want to put the dishes in the washer.
Christy: (urinates on the floor so she can help with the dishes) happy?
9:24 a.m. preshow meeting
Rohan: ok, let go over some of the recent Neilson Ratings.
Mandy: what are those?
Christy: they are the numbers that tell if we suck or not....
Brian: and if we have enough listeners.
Mandy: (looks confused)
Rohan: seems like we did very well on Thursday and Friday but then tapered off at the end of the show Friday afternoon.
Brian: hmmmmm, I was here by myself on Thursday and Friday.
Christy: what are you getting at Brian?
Mandy: hey wait a minute, we closed the show on Friday!
Rohan: well then it looks like for some reason Brian pulled in a lot of listeners.
and we lost listeners when you two took over.
Christy: and this means?
Brian: this means I have a cult following.
Mandy: this is the work of the devil!!!
Rohan: (slaps his forehead)
10:59 a.m. on the Blowhards:
Mushmouth Josh: so there you have it, a blow by blow description of our hunting trip.
DK: thats what she said!
MushMouth Josh: that makes no sense...
DK: (giggles) ok well, it looks like the Superfriends show is riproaring ready to go!
MushMouth Josh: already, we haven't even got to the part of Rohan ripping his pants while shooting a deer!
Mandy: wait a minute, I want to hear this!
Rohan: ok ok , we are late, lets get this show on the road. (motions to the Blowhards to leave the premises)
Christy: we are on in 3.2.1 (points to Brian, to signal we are on the air)
Brian: (thinks he is number 1 due to the ratings and waives back at Christy)
Mandy: (is seen waving very elementary style as well)
Christy: (opens the show)
a mix of Voodoo Child by Jimi Hendrix and Welcome to the Jungle by Guns N' Roses can be heard through the sweltering heat of the studios.
Brian: (look at Christy perplexed) welcome one and all to another joculary edifying edition of the Superfriends.
Mandy: (seen furioulsy looking up joculary)
Christy: did you like my mix Brian?
Brian: why yes I did, preferred Metallica instead of Guns N' Roses but who is being picky here!
Mandy: I for one liked it Christy.
Brian: anyways, on the big show today we will recap Christy and Mandy's road trip, peruse the Neilson ratings, and once again, due to rabid approval, read the Ranger boxscores from the night before..
Christy: must we do the boxscore, baseball is so boring!
Mandy: hey, doesn't Lance Nix still play for the Rangers?? he's a hot!
Brian: Mandy, we traded him like 4 years ago, keep up, will ya!
Rohan: ok guys, we have e-mails pouring in wanting to hear about the trip.
Christy: ok yes, first the drive down was hilarious.
Mandy: (interrupting) yes, we listened to hip-hop, rap and soul music!
Rohan: Mandy, you told me you were going to balance the checkbook on the drive down??
Christy: can we move it along here. anyways, yes the trip started off in true musical style. also we had Blue Bell ice cream on a couple of stops...
Brian: this is riveting! (in a sarcastic tone)
Christy: what was that Brian?
Brian: o, I said there is divet in the desk, here, somewhere... (looking down at the desk)
Mandy: after the said ice cream we made it to Big Bend State Park and before you know it, I look and Christy has already put up the tent and was roasting marshmellows.
Christy: well I was excited.
Brian: what other stuff did ya'll do?? (trying to move this story along)
Mandy: well we ate marshmellows something awful, I mean I barfed up so much white, I thought my mouth was snowing!
Rohan: ok ok, we are PG rated here!
Brian: then ya'll came back right!
Christy: noooo, that is still the first day!
(45 minutes has lapsed)
Brian: (chin on cheek asleep)
Mandy: and that is how we got away from the mountain lion!
Rohan: wow, Christy, you are brave! (has new found appreciation for women)
Christy: so what do you think Brian?
Brian: (rouses from his sleep) yes, that was cool!
Christy: did you hear a word we said?
Brian: (looking at Mandy for help)
Mandy: (pulls lent out of her pockets, showing no support for Brian in his time of need)
Brian: ummmm, well, that was cool right?
Christy: (throws it to break and unleashes fire and brimstone on Brian)
(back from break)
Rohan: well we are almost out of time, so lets read the boxscore from the Rangers game.
Mandy: did we win????
Brian is seen making nice with Christy after falling alseep during her story. he offers to go camping with her and hiking. Christy readily accepts......
Mandy and Rohan finish out the show recaping the Neilson ratings.
moviefone guy: join us next time on the 93.8 the Superfriends as we discuss the death of Michael Jackson and more importantly the death of Ed McMahon...
at the Peters/Robinson residence:
Brian: man that was a good dinner!
Christy: yes it was.
Brian: (getting up from the couch) ok, lets put the dishes up.
Christy: (wiping ranch dressing from her mouth) ok.
Brian: ok, I'll rinse the dishes off, you put them in the dishwasher.
Christy: Brian, I have to go #1! I'll be right back.
Brian: you just don't want to put the dishes in the washer.
Christy: (urinates on the floor so she can help with the dishes) happy?
9:24 a.m. preshow meeting
Rohan: ok, let go over some of the recent Neilson Ratings.
Mandy: what are those?
Christy: they are the numbers that tell if we suck or not....
Brian: and if we have enough listeners.
Mandy: (looks confused)
Rohan: seems like we did very well on Thursday and Friday but then tapered off at the end of the show Friday afternoon.
Brian: hmmmmm, I was here by myself on Thursday and Friday.
Christy: what are you getting at Brian?
Mandy: hey wait a minute, we closed the show on Friday!
Rohan: well then it looks like for some reason Brian pulled in a lot of listeners.
and we lost listeners when you two took over.
Christy: and this means?
Brian: this means I have a cult following.
Mandy: this is the work of the devil!!!
Rohan: (slaps his forehead)
10:59 a.m. on the Blowhards:
Mushmouth Josh: so there you have it, a blow by blow description of our hunting trip.
DK: thats what she said!
MushMouth Josh: that makes no sense...
DK: (giggles) ok well, it looks like the Superfriends show is riproaring ready to go!
MushMouth Josh: already, we haven't even got to the part of Rohan ripping his pants while shooting a deer!
Mandy: wait a minute, I want to hear this!
Rohan: ok ok , we are late, lets get this show on the road. (motions to the Blowhards to leave the premises)
Christy: we are on in 3.2.1 (points to Brian, to signal we are on the air)
Brian: (thinks he is number 1 due to the ratings and waives back at Christy)
Mandy: (is seen waving very elementary style as well)
Christy: (opens the show)
a mix of Voodoo Child by Jimi Hendrix and Welcome to the Jungle by Guns N' Roses can be heard through the sweltering heat of the studios.
Brian: (look at Christy perplexed) welcome one and all to another joculary edifying edition of the Superfriends.
Mandy: (seen furioulsy looking up joculary)
Christy: did you like my mix Brian?
Brian: why yes I did, preferred Metallica instead of Guns N' Roses but who is being picky here!
Mandy: I for one liked it Christy.
Brian: anyways, on the big show today we will recap Christy and Mandy's road trip, peruse the Neilson ratings, and once again, due to rabid approval, read the Ranger boxscores from the night before..
Christy: must we do the boxscore, baseball is so boring!
Mandy: hey, doesn't Lance Nix still play for the Rangers?? he's a hot!
Brian: Mandy, we traded him like 4 years ago, keep up, will ya!
Rohan: ok guys, we have e-mails pouring in wanting to hear about the trip.
Christy: ok yes, first the drive down was hilarious.
Mandy: (interrupting) yes, we listened to hip-hop, rap and soul music!
Rohan: Mandy, you told me you were going to balance the checkbook on the drive down??
Christy: can we move it along here. anyways, yes the trip started off in true musical style. also we had Blue Bell ice cream on a couple of stops...
Brian: this is riveting! (in a sarcastic tone)
Christy: what was that Brian?
Brian: o, I said there is divet in the desk, here, somewhere... (looking down at the desk)
Mandy: after the said ice cream we made it to Big Bend State Park and before you know it, I look and Christy has already put up the tent and was roasting marshmellows.
Christy: well I was excited.
Brian: what other stuff did ya'll do?? (trying to move this story along)
Mandy: well we ate marshmellows something awful, I mean I barfed up so much white, I thought my mouth was snowing!
Rohan: ok ok, we are PG rated here!
Brian: then ya'll came back right!
Christy: noooo, that is still the first day!
(45 minutes has lapsed)
Brian: (chin on cheek asleep)
Mandy: and that is how we got away from the mountain lion!
Rohan: wow, Christy, you are brave! (has new found appreciation for women)
Christy: so what do you think Brian?
Brian: (rouses from his sleep) yes, that was cool!
Christy: did you hear a word we said?
Brian: (looking at Mandy for help)
Mandy: (pulls lent out of her pockets, showing no support for Brian in his time of need)
Brian: ummmm, well, that was cool right?
Christy: (throws it to break and unleashes fire and brimstone on Brian)
(back from break)
Rohan: well we are almost out of time, so lets read the boxscore from the Rangers game.
Mandy: did we win????
Brian is seen making nice with Christy after falling alseep during her story. he offers to go camping with her and hiking. Christy readily accepts......
Mandy and Rohan finish out the show recaping the Neilson ratings.
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Wednesday, July 8, 2009
The Call of Ktulu
*station announcement*
my inbox is overflowing with questions and hate about what my blog titles mean. well if you were smart and or read some, you would know that these are Metallica song titles. thank you for your query.
previously on the Superfriends:
Peters/Robinson car trip to work:
Brian: (listening to rock) Hey babe, guess who this is?
Christy: (looking severely uninterested) I don't know, someone boring.
Brian: (sad puppy dog look) boring, they aren't boring, guess?
Christy: ummm, the one-armed drummer band.
Brian: (looks on confused) noooooo!
Christy: ummm, don't have a clue!
Brian: it is Metallica. how can you not know that, they have been around almost 28 years!
Christy: so, McDonalds has been around forever too and they suck!
Brian: but..... well..... nevermind!
no preshow meeting
Brian: welcome back to the show, in case you missed the interview with Kevin Von Erich, you can download it from our website once we get one.
today is the last day of vacations for the rest of our crew. to update everyone, Mandy and Christy went to the Big Bend State Park, and the guys all went hunting. don't know where and don't care!
lets take some calls shall we.
caller you are on the air.
caller: hey man, when will everyone be back? the shows are not the same!
Brian: well, like I said earlier, if you were listening. they will be back tomorrow.
next caller, you are on the air
next caller: hey Brian, first time caller here. what are these shows suppose to be about anyways?
Brian: well thanks for the call. these shows are suppose to be about sports and all that that implies. thanks for the call and keep listening.
looks like we have someone on the Whataburger hotline.
hotline caller go ahead.
hotline caller: hey bud, it is me Troy. I'm calling you from Africa.
Brian: wow really! you calling collect?
hotline caller: no..... I'm calling on the hotline, it is metro right?
Brian: should be, Christy set it up.
hotline caller: so, what is going on?
Brian: well I'm running the ship today, everyone is on a short sabbatical.
hotline caller: o ok, when they come back?
Brian: dammit, doesn't anyone listen to the show!
hotline caller: well I better go, a baboon is threatening the tent area again.
Brian: fine leave me in my time of need.
hotline caller: (muffling noise is heard)
Brian: wimp!
next up we will take a poll on who is better, Metallica (the kings of metal) or a defunct band called Guns N' Roses.
ok, here we go.
caller: GNR!
Brian: ok well GNR is up 1-0 but it is still early.
caller: GNR baby!
caller: GNR brutha!
Brian: ok ok, I see what is going on. I need to inform all the listeners of what songs were sung and by whom.
Metallica has awesome hits that include: Master of Puppets, Kill Em All and Enter Sandman.
GNR has one hit wonders: Welcome to the Jungle, Sweet Child of Mine and the clunker Patience.
onto some of your calls.
caller: Metallica.
Brian: now we talking.
caller: GNR!
caller: Metallica!
Brian: it is 4-2 GNR. still too early to tell.
caller: GNR.
caller: GNR
Brian: well I can see some of you are biased and I will not particpate in this mockery of a poll.
I declare Metallica the winner.
caller: thats not fair..........................
Brian: sorry about that, the poll is now closed.
(looking around the studio, empitness is felt)
Brian: well we only have 3 more hours to go before I am done here.
lets take some more calls.
caller: how can Metallica win.............
Brian: woops bad reception there call us back when you get a new cell phone.
looks like we have another caller into the hotline.
hotline caller: Brian, do you need me to bring some food to you?
Brian: grandma, that would be great!
hotline caller: ok, I'll be............
Brian: bye grandma!
next up we will read the boxscore from the Rangers game last night.
(boxscore music is being played)
Brian: (looks out into the studio) hey the cleaning crew is here, maybe I can ask them a few questions....
(grabs the wireless mic) excuse me, excuse me, can i ask you a few questions?
cleaning crew: no speaka espanol! (leaves in a huff)
Brian: well that was uncomfortable.
lets go to break. (looks around the empty studio again)
Brian: ok we are back and it looks like we have some visitors.
(Mandy and Christy are back early from their trip)
Brian: (runs to give Christy a big man hug and knocks over an unsuspecting Mandy in the process)
Mandy: heyyyyyy!, what tha.......
Brian: hey baby!
Christy: hey Brian, how are you?
Brian: o I'm fine! not been lonely at all!
Mandy: she didn't ask that?
Brian: (gives Mandy the stank eye)
Christy: so how has the show gone?
Mandy: why are there Taco Beuno wrappers everywhere?
Christy: and Dr. Pepper cans strewn about?
Brian: hey, listen, I have been here all by myself for a very long time, with no food to eat and an empty studio to keep me warm at night.
Mandy: (looks on confused)
Christy: babe, have you not showered since I left?
Brian: I rinsed!
Christy: well lets finish the show for you while you go home and shower and take a nap.
Mandy: good lord, this place doesn't look like it has been cleaned since we left!!!
Brian: I'll leave on one condition!
Mandy: what is that?
Brian: not talking to you Mandy. Christy will you make me some tea when you get home?
Christy: yes dear!
Mandy: isn't is cold brew?
Christy: just nod Mandy and smile.
Brian: (leaves the studio and is seen happily going home to take a shower and get ready for Christy to come home and make tea)
Mandy/Christy: wax on about their trip to Big Bend to finish out the show.
(in the parking lot, Rohan/Trey and the Blowhards are seen getting out of their car, returning from their trip)
at the Peters/Robinson residence
Brian is happy and welcoming the home for Christy
moviefone guy: join us next time on 93.8 the Superfriends as we discuss the trips and Brian's sole running of the show.
will things return to normal? what is normal?
my inbox is overflowing with questions and hate about what my blog titles mean. well if you were smart and or read some, you would know that these are Metallica song titles. thank you for your query.
previously on the Superfriends:
Peters/Robinson car trip to work:
Brian: (listening to rock) Hey babe, guess who this is?
Christy: (looking severely uninterested) I don't know, someone boring.
Brian: (sad puppy dog look) boring, they aren't boring, guess?
Christy: ummm, the one-armed drummer band.
Brian: (looks on confused) noooooo!
Christy: ummm, don't have a clue!
Brian: it is Metallica. how can you not know that, they have been around almost 28 years!
Christy: so, McDonalds has been around forever too and they suck!
Brian: but..... well..... nevermind!
no preshow meeting
Brian: welcome back to the show, in case you missed the interview with Kevin Von Erich, you can download it from our website once we get one.
today is the last day of vacations for the rest of our crew. to update everyone, Mandy and Christy went to the Big Bend State Park, and the guys all went hunting. don't know where and don't care!
lets take some calls shall we.
caller you are on the air.
caller: hey man, when will everyone be back? the shows are not the same!
Brian: well, like I said earlier, if you were listening. they will be back tomorrow.
next caller, you are on the air
next caller: hey Brian, first time caller here. what are these shows suppose to be about anyways?
Brian: well thanks for the call. these shows are suppose to be about sports and all that that implies. thanks for the call and keep listening.
looks like we have someone on the Whataburger hotline.
hotline caller go ahead.
hotline caller: hey bud, it is me Troy. I'm calling you from Africa.
Brian: wow really! you calling collect?
hotline caller: no..... I'm calling on the hotline, it is metro right?
Brian: should be, Christy set it up.
hotline caller: so, what is going on?
Brian: well I'm running the ship today, everyone is on a short sabbatical.
hotline caller: o ok, when they come back?
Brian: dammit, doesn't anyone listen to the show!
hotline caller: well I better go, a baboon is threatening the tent area again.
Brian: fine leave me in my time of need.
hotline caller: (muffling noise is heard)
Brian: wimp!
next up we will take a poll on who is better, Metallica (the kings of metal) or a defunct band called Guns N' Roses.
ok, here we go.
caller: GNR!
Brian: ok well GNR is up 1-0 but it is still early.
caller: GNR baby!
caller: GNR brutha!
Brian: ok ok, I see what is going on. I need to inform all the listeners of what songs were sung and by whom.
Metallica has awesome hits that include: Master of Puppets, Kill Em All and Enter Sandman.
GNR has one hit wonders: Welcome to the Jungle, Sweet Child of Mine and the clunker Patience.
onto some of your calls.
caller: Metallica.
Brian: now we talking.
caller: GNR!
caller: Metallica!
Brian: it is 4-2 GNR. still too early to tell.
caller: GNR.
caller: GNR
Brian: well I can see some of you are biased and I will not particpate in this mockery of a poll.
I declare Metallica the winner.
caller: thats not fair..........................
Brian: sorry about that, the poll is now closed.
(looking around the studio, empitness is felt)
Brian: well we only have 3 more hours to go before I am done here.
lets take some more calls.
caller: how can Metallica win.............
Brian: woops bad reception there call us back when you get a new cell phone.
looks like we have another caller into the hotline.
hotline caller: Brian, do you need me to bring some food to you?
Brian: grandma, that would be great!
hotline caller: ok, I'll be............
Brian: bye grandma!
next up we will read the boxscore from the Rangers game last night.
(boxscore music is being played)
Brian: (looks out into the studio) hey the cleaning crew is here, maybe I can ask them a few questions....
(grabs the wireless mic) excuse me, excuse me, can i ask you a few questions?
cleaning crew: no speaka espanol! (leaves in a huff)
Brian: well that was uncomfortable.
lets go to break. (looks around the empty studio again)
Brian: ok we are back and it looks like we have some visitors.
(Mandy and Christy are back early from their trip)
Brian: (runs to give Christy a big man hug and knocks over an unsuspecting Mandy in the process)
Mandy: heyyyyyy!, what tha.......
Brian: hey baby!
Christy: hey Brian, how are you?
Brian: o I'm fine! not been lonely at all!
Mandy: she didn't ask that?
Brian: (gives Mandy the stank eye)
Christy: so how has the show gone?
Mandy: why are there Taco Beuno wrappers everywhere?
Christy: and Dr. Pepper cans strewn about?
Brian: hey, listen, I have been here all by myself for a very long time, with no food to eat and an empty studio to keep me warm at night.
Mandy: (looks on confused)
Christy: babe, have you not showered since I left?
Brian: I rinsed!
Christy: well lets finish the show for you while you go home and shower and take a nap.
Mandy: good lord, this place doesn't look like it has been cleaned since we left!!!
Brian: I'll leave on one condition!
Mandy: what is that?
Brian: not talking to you Mandy. Christy will you make me some tea when you get home?
Christy: yes dear!
Mandy: isn't is cold brew?
Christy: just nod Mandy and smile.
Brian: (leaves the studio and is seen happily going home to take a shower and get ready for Christy to come home and make tea)
Mandy/Christy: wax on about their trip to Big Bend to finish out the show.
(in the parking lot, Rohan/Trey and the Blowhards are seen getting out of their car, returning from their trip)
at the Peters/Robinson residence
Brian is happy and welcoming the home for Christy
moviefone guy: join us next time on 93.8 the Superfriends as we discuss the trips and Brian's sole running of the show.
will things return to normal? what is normal?
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Fade to Black
previously on the Superfriends!
Mandy: so, Rohan, now that you are the big boss man, will I get top billing over Brian?
Rohan: Mandy, must we talk about this now? I have a paper to read and a show to run!
Mandy: (looking on sheepishly) gosh, Ro, I was just asking!
Rohan: I know, but I have a lot of pressure from the higher-ups to boost ratings. I will tell you though that ya'll will share hosting duties.
Mandy: so, I can introduce the show instead of Brian always doing it?
Rohan: (reading the New York Times), yeah, sure Mandy, whatever you say!
at the Peters/Robinson residence:
Christy: Brian, do I look fat?
Brian: (quickly answers) no babe, of course not.
Christy: you didn't answer my question, I asked if I look fat?
Brian: (looking confused) I said you don't look fat!
Christy: men!
no preshow meeting
10:55 a.m.
MushMouth Josh: (giggles) yes, you are correct DK, I used to work in Boston.
DK: well, I knew it when you started talking in that yankee accent, and were bragging about how much money you made plus all the women you have plowed through.
MushMouth Josh: (looks on perplexed)
Christy: ok ok, well enough of that talk, good lord!
DK: Christy, it is true, want to see the pics of all the women.............
Christy: nooooooo, I don't. it is time for our MixN'Mingle with the Superfriends.
Mandy: hey there, this show is still on the air?
Brian: (whispers) not for long!
MushMouth Josh: what was that Brian?
Christy: our MixN'Mingle is brought to you by Gluten Awareness Week. GAW is sponsored by the 93.8 the Crowsfeet in conjunction with boringfood.com
Brian: (giggles)
Christy: wait a minute, who changed the webs...........
Brian: well Blowhards, it is time for the lynchpin of the station to commence.
Mandy: that is us right?
DK: ok, yes we better run we have a 11:30 meeting in the conference room!
MushMouth Josh: yes we better ummmmm go....
Christy: (hits the VooDoo Child music)
VooDoo child by Jimi Hendrix is heard throughout the cool breezy studios.
Brian: welcome one and all to another award winning edition of the Superfriends!
Mandy: what award have we won?
Brian: ummm Mandy, that is radio talk, just work with me here.
Christy: yes on the show today we will have Mrs. Jenni Fatback on to discuss our sponsored Gluten Awareness Week.
Brian: (looking at his run sheet) ummm hon, I don't have that on my runs.....
Christy: well dear, I have set this up for the show, sooo.....
Mandy: where is Rohan, he said he was going to let me introduce the crew.
Brian: Mandy, I introduce the show, just like my name is introduced before yours!
Rohan: ok, guys sorry I'm late, I had a round of golf with our newest member of the crew.
Trey: (saunters in) hey guys, what is up?
Brian: ummm hey Trey!
Mandy: ok, Rohan, tell Brian, I get to announce the crew.
Rohan: Mandy, will you get me a glass of tea, and a slice of dingdong cake.
Mandy: (schlumps her shoulders and trapses off to get the requested items)
Christy: ok on our Cheetoh's hotline, we have Mrs. Fatback. welcome!
Cheetoh's hotline caller: yes, thank you for having me!
Brian: (whips out his gluten free questions) ok, so if you are gluten intolerant, you can't have pizza, bread, pasta, and flour tortillas?
Christy: umm excuse my husband there Mrs. Fatback!
Cheetoh's hotline caller: no it is ok, it is commonly thought that you can't have all these things but you can.........
Rohan: (hangs up phone) I'm sorry we had a bad connection there, but next up we have Trey's new segment called Trey's backporch witticism's.
Trey: once a upon a time...........
Christy: excuse me, excuse me, I spent a long time securing our guest and this is the treatment I get?
Rohan: well Christy, I thank you for your hard work but I'm sorry we are pressed for time here. Christy: we just started the show?
Brian: what gives with this new segment?
Rohan: well I have a suprise for Christy and Mandy!
Mandy: is it another Australian cooked deer and lightly sauted hasenpfeffer?
Christy: what the!!!! (barfs in a near by bag)
Rohan: my little morsel, I'm sending you and Christy on an exciting trip!
Christy: (perks up and wipes vomit off her mouth) where??????
Brian: hey wait a minute!
Rohan: settle down Brian! (Trey gets up for back up) ya'll are going to the Big Bend National Park for the weekend!
Brian: where do we get to go?
Rohan: ummm, you will stay here and run the show.
Christy: (transforms on the spot into her hiking clothes full with tent and sleeping bag) when do we leave?
Mandy: how did you pac.........
Rohan: I have arranged for ya'll to be picked up in a Jeep Wrangler in 10 minutes!
Brian: a Jeep Wrangler!!!! (tears roll down his eyes)
Rohan: so have fun and report back to us on your excursion Monday!
Mandy: ok, bye hon, I'll call you when I get there.
Rohan: umm Mandy, there will be no cell phones....
Christy: ( is seen dragging Mandy out the door) (blows a kiss to Brian)
Brian: (jumps in the air to catch her kiss)
Rohan: ok, Trey, now its our turn. the car is loaded and we are ready.
Trey: lets do it!
Brian: where are ya'll going?
Trey: hunting!
Brian: what about me?
Rohan: well you will run the show by yourself! btw, you will cover for the Blowhards b/c they are coming with....
Brian: what???????
Rohan/Trey/Blowhards are seen happily sharpening their knives, as they embark on the hunting trip.
Christy/Mandy: are singing "Regulators" by Warren G as they head to Big Bend.
Brian is left alone in his loneliness!
moviefone guy: stay tuned for another edition of the Superfriends 93.8 the Crowsfeet!
will Christy and Mandy hike and the like?
will Rohan and his merry band of ne'er-do-wells hunt to their hearts content?
will Brian be alright all by himself?
Mandy: so, Rohan, now that you are the big boss man, will I get top billing over Brian?
Rohan: Mandy, must we talk about this now? I have a paper to read and a show to run!
Mandy: (looking on sheepishly) gosh, Ro, I was just asking!
Rohan: I know, but I have a lot of pressure from the higher-ups to boost ratings. I will tell you though that ya'll will share hosting duties.
Mandy: so, I can introduce the show instead of Brian always doing it?
Rohan: (reading the New York Times), yeah, sure Mandy, whatever you say!
at the Peters/Robinson residence:
Christy: Brian, do I look fat?
Brian: (quickly answers) no babe, of course not.
Christy: you didn't answer my question, I asked if I look fat?
Brian: (looking confused) I said you don't look fat!
Christy: men!
no preshow meeting
10:55 a.m.
MushMouth Josh: (giggles) yes, you are correct DK, I used to work in Boston.
DK: well, I knew it when you started talking in that yankee accent, and were bragging about how much money you made plus all the women you have plowed through.
MushMouth Josh: (looks on perplexed)
Christy: ok ok, well enough of that talk, good lord!
DK: Christy, it is true, want to see the pics of all the women.............
Christy: nooooooo, I don't. it is time for our MixN'Mingle with the Superfriends.
Mandy: hey there, this show is still on the air?
Brian: (whispers) not for long!
MushMouth Josh: what was that Brian?
Christy: our MixN'Mingle is brought to you by Gluten Awareness Week. GAW is sponsored by the 93.8 the Crowsfeet in conjunction with boringfood.com
Brian: (giggles)
Christy: wait a minute, who changed the webs...........
Brian: well Blowhards, it is time for the lynchpin of the station to commence.
Mandy: that is us right?
DK: ok, yes we better run we have a 11:30 meeting in the conference room!
MushMouth Josh: yes we better ummmmm go....
Christy: (hits the VooDoo Child music)
VooDoo child by Jimi Hendrix is heard throughout the cool breezy studios.
Brian: welcome one and all to another award winning edition of the Superfriends!
Mandy: what award have we won?
Brian: ummm Mandy, that is radio talk, just work with me here.
Christy: yes on the show today we will have Mrs. Jenni Fatback on to discuss our sponsored Gluten Awareness Week.
Brian: (looking at his run sheet) ummm hon, I don't have that on my runs.....
Christy: well dear, I have set this up for the show, sooo.....
Mandy: where is Rohan, he said he was going to let me introduce the crew.
Brian: Mandy, I introduce the show, just like my name is introduced before yours!
Rohan: ok, guys sorry I'm late, I had a round of golf with our newest member of the crew.
Trey: (saunters in) hey guys, what is up?
Brian: ummm hey Trey!
Mandy: ok, Rohan, tell Brian, I get to announce the crew.
Rohan: Mandy, will you get me a glass of tea, and a slice of dingdong cake.
Mandy: (schlumps her shoulders and trapses off to get the requested items)
Christy: ok on our Cheetoh's hotline, we have Mrs. Fatback. welcome!
Cheetoh's hotline caller: yes, thank you for having me!
Brian: (whips out his gluten free questions) ok, so if you are gluten intolerant, you can't have pizza, bread, pasta, and flour tortillas?
Christy: umm excuse my husband there Mrs. Fatback!
Cheetoh's hotline caller: no it is ok, it is commonly thought that you can't have all these things but you can.........
Rohan: (hangs up phone) I'm sorry we had a bad connection there, but next up we have Trey's new segment called Trey's backporch witticism's.
Trey: once a upon a time...........
Christy: excuse me, excuse me, I spent a long time securing our guest and this is the treatment I get?
Rohan: well Christy, I thank you for your hard work but I'm sorry we are pressed for time here. Christy: we just started the show?
Brian: what gives with this new segment?
Rohan: well I have a suprise for Christy and Mandy!
Mandy: is it another Australian cooked deer and lightly sauted hasenpfeffer?
Christy: what the!!!! (barfs in a near by bag)
Rohan: my little morsel, I'm sending you and Christy on an exciting trip!
Christy: (perks up and wipes vomit off her mouth) where??????
Brian: hey wait a minute!
Rohan: settle down Brian! (Trey gets up for back up) ya'll are going to the Big Bend National Park for the weekend!
Brian: where do we get to go?
Rohan: ummm, you will stay here and run the show.
Christy: (transforms on the spot into her hiking clothes full with tent and sleeping bag) when do we leave?
Mandy: how did you pac.........
Rohan: I have arranged for ya'll to be picked up in a Jeep Wrangler in 10 minutes!
Brian: a Jeep Wrangler!!!! (tears roll down his eyes)
Rohan: so have fun and report back to us on your excursion Monday!
Mandy: ok, bye hon, I'll call you when I get there.
Rohan: umm Mandy, there will be no cell phones....
Christy: ( is seen dragging Mandy out the door) (blows a kiss to Brian)
Brian: (jumps in the air to catch her kiss)
Rohan: ok, Trey, now its our turn. the car is loaded and we are ready.
Trey: lets do it!
Brian: where are ya'll going?
Trey: hunting!
Brian: what about me?
Rohan: well you will run the show by yourself! btw, you will cover for the Blowhards b/c they are coming with....
Brian: what???????
Rohan/Trey/Blowhards are seen happily sharpening their knives, as they embark on the hunting trip.
Christy/Mandy: are singing "Regulators" by Warren G as they head to Big Bend.
Brian is left alone in his loneliness!
moviefone guy: stay tuned for another edition of the Superfriends 93.8 the Crowsfeet!
will Christy and Mandy hike and the like?
will Rohan and his merry band of ne'er-do-wells hunt to their hearts content?
will Brian be alright all by himself?
Friday, June 19, 2009
The Memory Remains
previously on the Superfriends:
Mandy: Rohan, I think I get it now, can I come out of my room?
Rohan: tell me the difference?
Mandy: The Office is a t.v. show and Office Space is a movie!
Rohan: good job Mandy! can we eat dinner now I'm famished!
Mandy: (trudges off to the kitchen)
Rohan: (sits comfortably in his australian love seat)
meanwhile at the Peters/Robinson residence:
Brian: (opening the refridgerator door) Christy, did you drink all of the tea????
Christy: I sure did!
Brian: ok, just wondering! (schlumps his shoulders)
9:32 a.m. preshow meeting
Scott: ok guys, I have big news!
crew: (collective gasp!)
Mandy: (clapping her hands) is it, your leaving for a better job and tan?
Scott: no! who are you?
Mandy: (clapping her hands even more rigorously) is it, you've been fired and replaced by Patrick Swayze?
Christy: (awakens from her slumber) Patrick Swayze, where????
Scott: son of a...................... will you just listen? I have been fired and replaced by someone very familiar!
Brian: ummmmm, what does this mean for our show?
Christy: (in a child-like whisper) hopefully it means we can get real jobs!!!!
Brian: what was that?
Scott: I''ll break the news as to who it is at the end of the show.
10;55 a.m. on the Blowhards
MushMouth Josh: the correct answer was herpes...
DK: (giggle)
MushMouth Josh: thanks to all the callers for playing, "What STD was that!"
DK: yes, this was way better than a story from Trey.
MushMouth Josh: shush! DK, we can't mention his name for 30 days due to his contract stipulations.
Christy: ok guys, that was a wheels off game but it was fun nonetheless!
DK: looks like it is time for the bell cow of the station to take to the radio airwaves.
Mandy: hey guys, why is our e-mail in-box full of medical pictures of the human privates?
Brian: good grief, is that a.................?
MushMouth Josh: ok well, what do we have on the show for today?
Mandy: well we'll debut our new segment called Tuesday's with Rohan.
DK: (looking at everybody) isn't today Thursday?
Christy: actually on the show, we will have trail running talk, weight loss talk and maybe delve into some sportsy sport talk!
Brian: well I know one thing, I'll have a tall glass of te................ I mean I hope there is some tea to drink.
Christy: today's MixN'Mingle is brought to you by Ozarka bottling company.
MushMouth Josh: ok, well ya'll have a dandy of a time. (furiously deleting the show e-mail in-box)
Voodoo Child by Jimi Hendrix is heard waffling through the cool 68' studios.
Brian: welcome one and all. it is time for the controversial yet magnificent Superfriends on 93.8.
Christy: why is it so cold in here? (shivering)
Brian: dear, its not that cold. (throws her a UT blanket)
Mandy: what do we have on the show today, Brian?
Brian: glad you asked my confused long suffering co-host. on the show today we will glaze over trail running, weight loss talk and then dive right into a very important and long conversation of the talk of sport and its affect on society.
Mandy: my run sheet says nothing of the sort?
Christy: Mandy, today is Thursday, so we will not have Tuesday's with Rohan.
Mandy: why not? (honestly looking perplexed)
Christy: ummmm, because it is Thursday and that wouldn't make any sense.
Brian: hey, we have a caller on the Superfriends hotline!
caller go ahead.
hotline caller: hey guys it is me, Troy!
Brian: my man Troy!
Mandy: (vomits down her shirt)
hotline caller (Troy): I'm a new dad. her name is Morgan Ava Matheny!
Christy: awwww, Troy, that is awesome!
Mandy: (cleaning up said vomit, only to upchuck again at the thought of Troy procreating)
Brian: well, when do we get to see her and when will you be back for work?
hotline caller (Troy) oh, you haven't heard? we will be moving to Kenya and living with the fam!
Christy: really????? (longs for the day of travel)
Brian: you mean, you won't be here no more?
Mandy: yippeee! (miraculously cleans all the vomit off her shirt)
Brian: wow, bro, that is some serious news! ummmm, hope you have a good time.
hotline caller (Troy): have they told you who is replaci........................
Mandy: awww man, I think we lost him.
Christy: Mandy, did you hang up on him?
Mandy: (slowly moving her pinkie away from the hang-up button), no!
Scott: hey guys, I'm here with some big news!
Brian: I think we already know..
Scott: you do???? how??? I haven't told a soul.
Christy: it's not Troy leaving the show and moving to Africa?
Scott: what the hell?
Mandy: hey now no need for cussing!
Scott: (looking over at Mandy with confusion as to who she is) no, I'm leaving this gosh forsaking place and your new boss is....................
Rohan comes sauntering in with full australian regalia and smugness......
Christy: you can't be serious!!!!!
Brian: what in the world???
Mandy: the Lord has shown himself to be real and there is no place like home!
Rohan: yes boys and girls, I'm the new boss!
Christy: (seen crying a river of tears)
Scott: had fun and all but I had to make like eggs and scram....
Rohan: my first order of business is to hire Trey in place of Troy.
Brian: you can't do that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm the host of this show.
Mandy: you mean co-host!
Rohan: well we have some talking to do. (rubbing his hands together)
ok, Christy, throw it to network and all of you guys meet me at David's BBQ at 12:30 sharp.
Christy: (throws it to network) do we even have a network to throw it too?
moviefone guy: join us next time on the Superfriends 93.8 the Crowsfeet.
after the show, Brian and Christy console each other with the thought of Rohan being there boss!
On the way to David's BBQ, Mandy is seen driving Rohan, as Rohan sits in the back reading the New York Times.
Mandy: (thinks this will be great)
on the next edition- what will they eat at David's BBQ, what will Brian and Christy do now? will things be great, as Mandy so excitingly hopes???????????
Mandy: Rohan, I think I get it now, can I come out of my room?
Rohan: tell me the difference?
Mandy: The Office is a t.v. show and Office Space is a movie!
Rohan: good job Mandy! can we eat dinner now I'm famished!
Mandy: (trudges off to the kitchen)
Rohan: (sits comfortably in his australian love seat)
meanwhile at the Peters/Robinson residence:
Brian: (opening the refridgerator door) Christy, did you drink all of the tea????
Christy: I sure did!
Brian: ok, just wondering! (schlumps his shoulders)
9:32 a.m. preshow meeting
Scott: ok guys, I have big news!
crew: (collective gasp!)
Mandy: (clapping her hands) is it, your leaving for a better job and tan?
Scott: no! who are you?
Mandy: (clapping her hands even more rigorously) is it, you've been fired and replaced by Patrick Swayze?
Christy: (awakens from her slumber) Patrick Swayze, where????
Scott: son of a...................... will you just listen? I have been fired and replaced by someone very familiar!
Brian: ummmmm, what does this mean for our show?
Christy: (in a child-like whisper) hopefully it means we can get real jobs!!!!
Brian: what was that?
Scott: I''ll break the news as to who it is at the end of the show.
10;55 a.m. on the Blowhards
MushMouth Josh: the correct answer was herpes...
DK: (giggle)
MushMouth Josh: thanks to all the callers for playing, "What STD was that!"
DK: yes, this was way better than a story from Trey.
MushMouth Josh: shush! DK, we can't mention his name for 30 days due to his contract stipulations.
Christy: ok guys, that was a wheels off game but it was fun nonetheless!
DK: looks like it is time for the bell cow of the station to take to the radio airwaves.
Mandy: hey guys, why is our e-mail in-box full of medical pictures of the human privates?
Brian: good grief, is that a.................?
MushMouth Josh: ok well, what do we have on the show for today?
Mandy: well we'll debut our new segment called Tuesday's with Rohan.
DK: (looking at everybody) isn't today Thursday?
Christy: actually on the show, we will have trail running talk, weight loss talk and maybe delve into some sportsy sport talk!
Brian: well I know one thing, I'll have a tall glass of te................ I mean I hope there is some tea to drink.
Christy: today's MixN'Mingle is brought to you by Ozarka bottling company.
MushMouth Josh: ok, well ya'll have a dandy of a time. (furiously deleting the show e-mail in-box)
Voodoo Child by Jimi Hendrix is heard waffling through the cool 68' studios.
Brian: welcome one and all. it is time for the controversial yet magnificent Superfriends on 93.8.
Christy: why is it so cold in here? (shivering)
Brian: dear, its not that cold. (throws her a UT blanket)
Mandy: what do we have on the show today, Brian?
Brian: glad you asked my confused long suffering co-host. on the show today we will glaze over trail running, weight loss talk and then dive right into a very important and long conversation of the talk of sport and its affect on society.
Mandy: my run sheet says nothing of the sort?
Christy: Mandy, today is Thursday, so we will not have Tuesday's with Rohan.
Mandy: why not? (honestly looking perplexed)
Christy: ummmm, because it is Thursday and that wouldn't make any sense.
Brian: hey, we have a caller on the Superfriends hotline!
caller go ahead.
hotline caller: hey guys it is me, Troy!
Brian: my man Troy!
Mandy: (vomits down her shirt)
hotline caller (Troy): I'm a new dad. her name is Morgan Ava Matheny!
Christy: awwww, Troy, that is awesome!
Mandy: (cleaning up said vomit, only to upchuck again at the thought of Troy procreating)
Brian: well, when do we get to see her and when will you be back for work?
hotline caller (Troy) oh, you haven't heard? we will be moving to Kenya and living with the fam!
Christy: really????? (longs for the day of travel)
Brian: you mean, you won't be here no more?
Mandy: yippeee! (miraculously cleans all the vomit off her shirt)
Brian: wow, bro, that is some serious news! ummmm, hope you have a good time.
hotline caller (Troy): have they told you who is replaci........................
Mandy: awww man, I think we lost him.
Christy: Mandy, did you hang up on him?
Mandy: (slowly moving her pinkie away from the hang-up button), no!
Scott: hey guys, I'm here with some big news!
Brian: I think we already know..
Scott: you do???? how??? I haven't told a soul.
Christy: it's not Troy leaving the show and moving to Africa?
Scott: what the hell?
Mandy: hey now no need for cussing!
Scott: (looking over at Mandy with confusion as to who she is) no, I'm leaving this gosh forsaking place and your new boss is....................
Rohan comes sauntering in with full australian regalia and smugness......
Christy: you can't be serious!!!!!
Brian: what in the world???
Mandy: the Lord has shown himself to be real and there is no place like home!
Rohan: yes boys and girls, I'm the new boss!
Christy: (seen crying a river of tears)
Scott: had fun and all but I had to make like eggs and scram....
Rohan: my first order of business is to hire Trey in place of Troy.
Brian: you can't do that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm the host of this show.
Mandy: you mean co-host!
Rohan: well we have some talking to do. (rubbing his hands together)
ok, Christy, throw it to network and all of you guys meet me at David's BBQ at 12:30 sharp.
Christy: (throws it to network) do we even have a network to throw it too?
moviefone guy: join us next time on the Superfriends 93.8 the Crowsfeet.
after the show, Brian and Christy console each other with the thought of Rohan being there boss!
On the way to David's BBQ, Mandy is seen driving Rohan, as Rohan sits in the back reading the New York Times.
Mandy: (thinks this will be great)
on the next edition- what will they eat at David's BBQ, what will Brian and Christy do now? will things be great, as Mandy so excitingly hopes???????????
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
The Unforgiven
previously on the Superfriends:
(on the way to work)
Christy: Brian, do you love me?
Brian: of course I do!
Christy: answer the question, do you really love me?
Brian: (looking dumbfounded) I said..... yes, I love you!
Christy: (head in hand)
9:57 a.m. preshow meeting:
Brian: we need to discuss a myriad of topics on the show today, I need everyone's full attention.
Christy: you always have my attention. (swatting Brian on the booty)
Mandy: ok ok, enough of the PDA, what are we 12? by the way, where is Troy?
Brian: you haven't heard, he is on paternity leave.
Mandy: he had a kid?????? I knew he was pregnant.
Christy: ummmm, his wife was pregnant and he now gets 3 weeks off.
Mandy: 3 weeks!!!!!! (dialing up Rohan)
Rohan: Mandy, I'm right here.
Brian: yes you are Rohan. everyone, Rohan will fill in for Troy occassionally and have a segment on Tuesday's call Tuesday's with Rohan.
Mandy: why didn't you tell me?
Christy: can ya'll discuss and argue later.
Brian: yes, we have to talk about Broken Finger Inc. calling off the production of the movie.
Mandy: ummmmm, er, why?
Christy: seems like someone called and complained about a certain actress portraying herself.
Scott: %!*?, who did it?
entire crew except Mandy: (points at Mandy)
10:57 a.m. on the Blowhards
MushMouth Josh: hahahahahaha, Trey, you crack me up with these adolescent yet gold stories from your youth.
Trey: well they are true but I have other stories to tell besides these. I would like to tell them if........
MushMouth Josh: well Trey, we have to space out your segments b/c we don't want to tire your usefulness.
DK: (looks on terrified)
Trey: I don't understand, I was told I was coming on here to lift ratings out of the gutter and add some pizzazz to this show.
DK: well, lookey here guys, it is time for the Superfriends show. (wiping sweat from his brow)
MushMouth Josh: yes, yes it is time. welcome Superfriends!
Trey: (seen leaving in a huff)
Brian: well seems like you guys are getting along just nicely. (seen giving Rohan an air high-five)
Rohan: (has a puzzled look on his face)
Brian: (whispers) hurry back Troy!
Mandy: what was that Brian?
Brian: I said, this show is a joy!
Christy: today's Mix N' Mingle is brought to you by the friendly folks of the Katy Trail. Go Katy Trail runners!
MushMouth Josh: so what is on the show today?
Mandy: well we get to discuss a new and exciting segment that will awe inspire you, Tuesday's with Rohan!
Brian: also, but more importantly we will fill everyone in on the whereabouts of Troy and the latest on the movie.
Mandy: (vomits uncontrollably)
Christy: well we are up against it so we better go.
DK: ok have a good show and btw, Christy, I left a chocolate chip cookie on your desk cubicle.
Christy: o goodie! (chair is spinning out of control)
Jimi Hendrix Voodoo Child is thrashing through the studios as the Superfriends is brought to life for another side splitting hair raising edition.
Mandy: (tapping on her mic) are we on yet?
Brian: yes that is why the little red light in on! (dangit)
welcome one and all it is a ripe 11:21 a.m. and it is time for the Superfriends on 93.8 the Crowsfeet.
Christy: (freshly back from her devastation of the aforementioned cookie) why are 21 minutes late?
Brian: well someone had to go eat a cookie and Mandy didn't know what the red light meant?
Christy: what does the red light mean?
Brian: awe sweety, it means we are on the air.
Mandy: ugghhh, you called me a bozo but Christy is sweetie?
Brian: well we are married! anyways, on with the intro's of the crew: doing dual duties, program directing and technical directing, is my strong with words wife Christy. Debuting with a segment and on his second to last chance Rohan. Cohosting and whipping us with her backwoods Australian stories from days gone by is Mandy.
Christy: I'm doing dual duties????
Brian: yes my love, remember Troy is on paternity leave.
Mandy: why couldn't you do his duties?
Brian: I'm the main host, I mean I'm a busy man.
Christy: ok ok, lets get this rolling.
Brian: yes, on the show today we will update everyone on why Troy is missing and give updates on our fledgeling movie.
Mandy: didn't you just tell everyone why Troy is missing?
Brian: yes Mandy, in radio it is called a tease. (to make the audience wait longer during the show)
Mandy: I don't get it?
Rohan: (leans over and explain to Mandy)
Brian: ok Christy, explain to our faithful listening masses about why the absence of Troy.
Christy: his wife had a baby.
Brian: ummm dear, can you give some more details.
Christy: (whispers, why I am here) ok, ummm Troy's wife did all the work and delivered a baby. 7lbs. 3 ounces and 20 inches long. is that better?
Brian: much!
Rohan: (raises his hand) when do I come on?
Mandy: babe, you don't have to raise your hand.....
Rohan: (gives Brian the evil eye for telling him to raise his hand when he wants to speak)
Brian: giggles..
Christy: ok, can we talk about the upcoming/delayed/canceled movie.
Brian: yes my little chicken nugget, thanks for asking.
it seems like our little movie has been shelved for the time being!
Christy: you mean canceled!
Mandy: well not canceled as in production won't start.
Christy: huh?
Brian: well we are still in negotiations on who will play Mandy.
Rohan: (raises......) Mandy, I thought you said Jenna Fischer was going to play you?
Mandy: who?
Christy: well actually it was going to be Rachel Dratch, but it seems like for some reason Mandy had a problem.
Mandy: who is Jenna Fischer?
Brian: OMG!!!!! she plays on the Office!
Mandy: I thought Jennifer Aniston was in that.
Rohan: Mandy, lets go collect our thoughts.
Christy: well, we are still in developmental stages, so all is not lost.
Brian: actually, you me and Scott have to fly to New York and meet with the producers and try to get our movie up and running again.
Christy: we get to fly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brian: well that is all the time we have today, we'll try to do better the next time. we'll have updates on the new Troy baby and the latest and greatest news on our movie.
Goodnight Canada!
P.S. Rohan is seen escorting Mandy to the nearest Starbucks to explain the difference between the movie Office Space and the t.v. show the Office.
moviefone guy: stay tuned for another wacky filled show called the Superfriends.
will Mandy get it? will Troy come back in 3 weeks from paternity leave? will Brian fly?
(on the way to work)
Christy: Brian, do you love me?
Brian: of course I do!
Christy: answer the question, do you really love me?
Brian: (looking dumbfounded) I said..... yes, I love you!
Christy: (head in hand)
9:57 a.m. preshow meeting:
Brian: we need to discuss a myriad of topics on the show today, I need everyone's full attention.
Christy: you always have my attention. (swatting Brian on the booty)
Mandy: ok ok, enough of the PDA, what are we 12? by the way, where is Troy?
Brian: you haven't heard, he is on paternity leave.
Mandy: he had a kid?????? I knew he was pregnant.
Christy: ummmm, his wife was pregnant and he now gets 3 weeks off.
Mandy: 3 weeks!!!!!! (dialing up Rohan)
Rohan: Mandy, I'm right here.
Brian: yes you are Rohan. everyone, Rohan will fill in for Troy occassionally and have a segment on Tuesday's call Tuesday's with Rohan.
Mandy: why didn't you tell me?
Christy: can ya'll discuss and argue later.
Brian: yes, we have to talk about Broken Finger Inc. calling off the production of the movie.
Mandy: ummmmm, er, why?
Christy: seems like someone called and complained about a certain actress portraying herself.
Scott: %!*?, who did it?
entire crew except Mandy: (points at Mandy)
10:57 a.m. on the Blowhards
MushMouth Josh: hahahahahaha, Trey, you crack me up with these adolescent yet gold stories from your youth.
Trey: well they are true but I have other stories to tell besides these. I would like to tell them if........
MushMouth Josh: well Trey, we have to space out your segments b/c we don't want to tire your usefulness.
DK: (looks on terrified)
Trey: I don't understand, I was told I was coming on here to lift ratings out of the gutter and add some pizzazz to this show.
DK: well, lookey here guys, it is time for the Superfriends show. (wiping sweat from his brow)
MushMouth Josh: yes, yes it is time. welcome Superfriends!
Trey: (seen leaving in a huff)
Brian: well seems like you guys are getting along just nicely. (seen giving Rohan an air high-five)
Rohan: (has a puzzled look on his face)
Brian: (whispers) hurry back Troy!
Mandy: what was that Brian?
Brian: I said, this show is a joy!
Christy: today's Mix N' Mingle is brought to you by the friendly folks of the Katy Trail. Go Katy Trail runners!
MushMouth Josh: so what is on the show today?
Mandy: well we get to discuss a new and exciting segment that will awe inspire you, Tuesday's with Rohan!
Brian: also, but more importantly we will fill everyone in on the whereabouts of Troy and the latest on the movie.
Mandy: (vomits uncontrollably)
Christy: well we are up against it so we better go.
DK: ok have a good show and btw, Christy, I left a chocolate chip cookie on your desk cubicle.
Christy: o goodie! (chair is spinning out of control)
Jimi Hendrix Voodoo Child is thrashing through the studios as the Superfriends is brought to life for another side splitting hair raising edition.
Mandy: (tapping on her mic) are we on yet?
Brian: yes that is why the little red light in on! (dangit)
welcome one and all it is a ripe 11:21 a.m. and it is time for the Superfriends on 93.8 the Crowsfeet.
Christy: (freshly back from her devastation of the aforementioned cookie) why are 21 minutes late?
Brian: well someone had to go eat a cookie and Mandy didn't know what the red light meant?
Christy: what does the red light mean?
Brian: awe sweety, it means we are on the air.
Mandy: ugghhh, you called me a bozo but Christy is sweetie?
Brian: well we are married! anyways, on with the intro's of the crew: doing dual duties, program directing and technical directing, is my strong with words wife Christy. Debuting with a segment and on his second to last chance Rohan. Cohosting and whipping us with her backwoods Australian stories from days gone by is Mandy.
Christy: I'm doing dual duties????
Brian: yes my love, remember Troy is on paternity leave.
Mandy: why couldn't you do his duties?
Brian: I'm the main host, I mean I'm a busy man.
Christy: ok ok, lets get this rolling.
Brian: yes, on the show today we will update everyone on why Troy is missing and give updates on our fledgeling movie.
Mandy: didn't you just tell everyone why Troy is missing?
Brian: yes Mandy, in radio it is called a tease. (to make the audience wait longer during the show)
Mandy: I don't get it?
Rohan: (leans over and explain to Mandy)
Brian: ok Christy, explain to our faithful listening masses about why the absence of Troy.
Christy: his wife had a baby.
Brian: ummm dear, can you give some more details.
Christy: (whispers, why I am here) ok, ummm Troy's wife did all the work and delivered a baby. 7lbs. 3 ounces and 20 inches long. is that better?
Brian: much!
Rohan: (raises his hand) when do I come on?
Mandy: babe, you don't have to raise your hand.....
Rohan: (gives Brian the evil eye for telling him to raise his hand when he wants to speak)
Brian: giggles..
Christy: ok, can we talk about the upcoming/delayed/canceled movie.
Brian: yes my little chicken nugget, thanks for asking.
it seems like our little movie has been shelved for the time being!
Christy: you mean canceled!
Mandy: well not canceled as in production won't start.
Christy: huh?
Brian: well we are still in negotiations on who will play Mandy.
Rohan: (raises......) Mandy, I thought you said Jenna Fischer was going to play you?
Mandy: who?
Christy: well actually it was going to be Rachel Dratch, but it seems like for some reason Mandy had a problem.
Mandy: who is Jenna Fischer?
Brian: OMG!!!!! she plays on the Office!
Mandy: I thought Jennifer Aniston was in that.
Rohan: Mandy, lets go collect our thoughts.
Christy: well, we are still in developmental stages, so all is not lost.
Brian: actually, you me and Scott have to fly to New York and meet with the producers and try to get our movie up and running again.
Christy: we get to fly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brian: well that is all the time we have today, we'll try to do better the next time. we'll have updates on the new Troy baby and the latest and greatest news on our movie.
Goodnight Canada!
P.S. Rohan is seen escorting Mandy to the nearest Starbucks to explain the difference between the movie Office Space and the t.v. show the Office.
moviefone guy: stay tuned for another wacky filled show called the Superfriends.
will Mandy get it? will Troy come back in 3 weeks from paternity leave? will Brian fly?
Friday, May 29, 2009
Harvester of Sorrow
previously on the Superfriends.
Troy: (heard crying about Trey moving onto the Blowhards)
Brian: dude, why you crying?
Troy: (wiping tears away) nothing, I'm not crying.
Brian: Troy, I can tell you've been crying, what is up?
Troy: I sneezed is all.
Christy: can men not cry Troy, is that it?
Scott has called a preshow all hands on deck crew meeting.
Scott: is everyone here? where is Mandy?
Christy: I saw her last............
Mandy: I'm here I'm here, sorry had a dustup with Shaniqua down at Target.
Scott: well I have good news.
Christy: (seen clapping uncontrollably)
Brian: what is it , a raise?
Troy: (breaks out the cigars)
Mandy: is it free unlimited Starbucks and jelly beans?
Blowhard crew: it is a better time slot for our show?
Scott: looking over at the Blowhards, who are these guys?
Trey: het Scott, it is me Trey!
Scott: yes, Trey, who are those goobs with you?
Mandy: so it is not the Starbucks and jelly beans?
Scott: why is she here?
the news is, we are going to have a movie portraying our little fake radio show!
Christy: (seen clapping uncontrollably)
Mandy: that is it?
Brian: wow, that is awesome! who will play us?
Scott: well we will discuss that on the show today.
Blowhards crew: so we are still stuck in the morning drive time slot?
Troy: idiots, that is the second best time behind ours of course.
10:57 a.m. on the Blowhards
Mushmouth Josh: well Trey, that was some captivating talk about egging.
Trey: well I have more.
DK: sounds dangerous.
Mushmouth Josh: well we'll get into more next time on a bit called Trey's Snorts Stories.
Trey: I like it.
DK: well it is that time of the day again. it is time for the bell cow of the station to commence.
Mushmouth Josh: awwww yes, the Superfriends.
Christy: yes this Mix N' Mingle today is brought to you by Cowboys Indians Magazine, the best magazine of the West.
Brian: thank you for that commercial spot Christy. yes Blowhard boys, how are ya?
DK; well thanks..........................
Brian: well we better get right to it, we have a big show today!
Mandy: yes, (htting the Voodoo Child theme button)
Voodoo Child is heard creeping through the plush studio at the Crowsfeet 93.8.
Brian: welcome one and all to another joculary edifying show today.
Mandy: what does that even mean?
Christy: (throws Mandy a dictionary)
Brian: on the show today, we have potentially big news in the world of Superfriends.
Christy: yes, it is huge!
Brian: first things first, program directing is my sexily wife Christy, technical directing is my best bud Troy and rounding out the show is my fear of heights sistern Mandy.
Mandy: sistern?
Christy: go with it Mandy.
Brian: we have been told by the higher ups that there will be a movie made about our little fake radio show. we get to discuss who might portray us in the movie.
Troy: I think, Brad Pitt fits me just right!
Mandy: (vomits in her mouth)
Christy: right ok ummmmm, what about you Brian?
Brian: well I was thinking more of Jeff Bridges or Dennis Quaid.
Mandy: hahahahahahaha!
Christy: what I think they are stylish and very handsome.
Troy: what about Christy?
Christy: well we could do, Julia Roberts or Tina Fey.
Brian: can't go wrong there at all.
Mandy: hey on the phone we have our trusted financier, Scott.
Scott: thanks Mandy, and to answer your question from earlier, no you cannot have any more sick/personal days. ok back on subject here, I have been told who plays whom in the movie!
Troy: do tell.
Christy: let him talk please, this is big!
Scott: ok playing Brian will be in fact Dennis Quaid.
Mandy: what the heck!
Brian: yes!
Scott: Dennis said he likes the sound of the character and thinks this will position himself into a big payday. playing the part of Christy will be Julia Roberts. Julia accepted b/c she felt there was a je ne sais quoi about Christy.
Christy: *tear*
Scott: playing Troy will be Jim Belushi.
Troy; hey could have done worse.
Scott: and playing Mandy will be Rachel Dratch, from SNL fame.
Mandy: (furioulsy looking up Rachel Dratch on google images)
Troy: the Debbie Downer chic?
Mandy: well I've never!
Scott: the Blowhards will be played by the Three Stooges, dubbed in from the 30's.
Mandy: what about Rohan?
Scott: well he will have a cameo since he is till recovering from the grease fire.
Mandy: well he is still recovering b/c he hasn't been mentioned on the show since.
Troy: so your saying he hasn't recovered b/c his name hasn't been said/
Brian: wow!
Scott: he will be portrayed by Russell Crowe.
Christy: but they don't even resemb......................
Mandy: ok, sounds good.
Scott: well I better go, I have meeting with the production compay, Broken Finger Inc.
Brian: well we are flooded with calls and e-mails about this bit of news.
Christy: ok, but we are out of time.
Brian: I knew we shouldn't have let Mandy read the comics earlier.
that is all the time we have today, we'll discuss our movie in more detail on tomorrow's show.
Troy: remember everyone, I have a colonoscopy in the morning, so I might run a bit late.
Christy: and............
Brian: well atleast you have an excuse. (looking over at Mandy)
Mandy: (seen eating ding dong cake and drinking yoohoo's)
moviefone guy: jon us next time as we discuss the movie Superfriends, Mandy's affinity for being late and Troy's butt ailments.
Troy: (heard crying about Trey moving onto the Blowhards)
Brian: dude, why you crying?
Troy: (wiping tears away) nothing, I'm not crying.
Brian: Troy, I can tell you've been crying, what is up?
Troy: I sneezed is all.
Christy: can men not cry Troy, is that it?
Scott has called a preshow all hands on deck crew meeting.
Scott: is everyone here? where is Mandy?
Christy: I saw her last............
Mandy: I'm here I'm here, sorry had a dustup with Shaniqua down at Target.
Scott: well I have good news.
Christy: (seen clapping uncontrollably)
Brian: what is it , a raise?
Troy: (breaks out the cigars)
Mandy: is it free unlimited Starbucks and jelly beans?
Blowhard crew: it is a better time slot for our show?
Scott: looking over at the Blowhards, who are these guys?
Trey: het Scott, it is me Trey!
Scott: yes, Trey, who are those goobs with you?
Mandy: so it is not the Starbucks and jelly beans?
Scott: why is she here?
the news is, we are going to have a movie portraying our little fake radio show!
Christy: (seen clapping uncontrollably)
Mandy: that is it?
Brian: wow, that is awesome! who will play us?
Scott: well we will discuss that on the show today.
Blowhards crew: so we are still stuck in the morning drive time slot?
Troy: idiots, that is the second best time behind ours of course.
10:57 a.m. on the Blowhards
Mushmouth Josh: well Trey, that was some captivating talk about egging.
Trey: well I have more.
DK: sounds dangerous.
Mushmouth Josh: well we'll get into more next time on a bit called Trey's Snorts Stories.
Trey: I like it.
DK: well it is that time of the day again. it is time for the bell cow of the station to commence.
Mushmouth Josh: awwww yes, the Superfriends.
Christy: yes this Mix N' Mingle today is brought to you by Cowboys Indians Magazine, the best magazine of the West.
Brian: thank you for that commercial spot Christy. yes Blowhard boys, how are ya?
DK; well thanks..........................
Brian: well we better get right to it, we have a big show today!
Mandy: yes, (htting the Voodoo Child theme button)
Voodoo Child is heard creeping through the plush studio at the Crowsfeet 93.8.
Brian: welcome one and all to another joculary edifying show today.
Mandy: what does that even mean?
Christy: (throws Mandy a dictionary)
Brian: on the show today, we have potentially big news in the world of Superfriends.
Christy: yes, it is huge!
Brian: first things first, program directing is my sexily wife Christy, technical directing is my best bud Troy and rounding out the show is my fear of heights sistern Mandy.
Mandy: sistern?
Christy: go with it Mandy.
Brian: we have been told by the higher ups that there will be a movie made about our little fake radio show. we get to discuss who might portray us in the movie.
Troy: I think, Brad Pitt fits me just right!
Mandy: (vomits in her mouth)
Christy: right ok ummmmm, what about you Brian?
Brian: well I was thinking more of Jeff Bridges or Dennis Quaid.
Mandy: hahahahahahaha!
Christy: what I think they are stylish and very handsome.
Troy: what about Christy?
Christy: well we could do, Julia Roberts or Tina Fey.
Brian: can't go wrong there at all.
Mandy: hey on the phone we have our trusted financier, Scott.
Scott: thanks Mandy, and to answer your question from earlier, no you cannot have any more sick/personal days. ok back on subject here, I have been told who plays whom in the movie!
Troy: do tell.
Christy: let him talk please, this is big!
Scott: ok playing Brian will be in fact Dennis Quaid.
Mandy: what the heck!
Brian: yes!
Scott: Dennis said he likes the sound of the character and thinks this will position himself into a big payday. playing the part of Christy will be Julia Roberts. Julia accepted b/c she felt there was a je ne sais quoi about Christy.
Christy: *tear*
Scott: playing Troy will be Jim Belushi.
Troy; hey could have done worse.
Scott: and playing Mandy will be Rachel Dratch, from SNL fame.
Mandy: (furioulsy looking up Rachel Dratch on google images)
Troy: the Debbie Downer chic?
Mandy: well I've never!
Scott: the Blowhards will be played by the Three Stooges, dubbed in from the 30's.
Mandy: what about Rohan?
Scott: well he will have a cameo since he is till recovering from the grease fire.
Mandy: well he is still recovering b/c he hasn't been mentioned on the show since.
Troy: so your saying he hasn't recovered b/c his name hasn't been said/
Brian: wow!
Scott: he will be portrayed by Russell Crowe.
Christy: but they don't even resemb......................
Mandy: ok, sounds good.
Scott: well I better go, I have meeting with the production compay, Broken Finger Inc.
Brian: well we are flooded with calls and e-mails about this bit of news.
Christy: ok, but we are out of time.
Brian: I knew we shouldn't have let Mandy read the comics earlier.
that is all the time we have today, we'll discuss our movie in more detail on tomorrow's show.
Troy: remember everyone, I have a colonoscopy in the morning, so I might run a bit late.
Christy: and............
Brian: well atleast you have an excuse. (looking over at Mandy)
Mandy: (seen eating ding dong cake and drinking yoohoo's)
moviefone guy: jon us next time as we discuss the movie Superfriends, Mandy's affinity for being late and Troy's butt ailments.
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