Sunday, July 19, 2009

Sturm and Drong

previously on the Superfriends:

Brian: (calling Christy on the phone)
*ring ring*
*ring ring*
Brian: man, where is she at? I'll try her one more time.
*ring ring*
*ring ring*
Brian: hmmmpphhh!
Christy: (laying out at the apt. pool, oblivious that her cell phone has rung off the hook)

7:27 a.m. at the Superfriends 5k Fun Run!
Brian: wow, it is early!
Christy: yep, I shouldn't have eaten that bowl of cereal.
Brian: ah babe, you will be fine, keep a good pace.
Christy: keep a good pace, I have to beat that goober Rohan!
Mandy: (breathing hard) hey guys, I just finished!
Brian: the race doesn't start for another 30 minutes??
Christy: why did you already run?
Mandy: well actually, I didn't run, I walked/jogged.
Christy: ummm ok, but why? we have to run as a crew.
Mandy: huh? (breathing hard still) I thought I could run early and get it out of the way.
Brian: Mandy, our 5k contract says we have to run as crew.
Mandy: (vomits up her cheerios and bananas)
Rohan: (finishes stretching) ok, we all here?
Christy: yes were all here.
Mandy: (whispers to Rohan) hon, I can't run, I already ran this morning.
Rohan: (whispers back to Mandy) thought you went to get Starbucks!
Brian: all crew members have to run, it says right here! (holding the contract)
Rohan: Mandy, sorry gotta go with the paper.....
Mandy: (dry heaves in the bushes)
Christy: wow, we actually have a good turnout!

7:59 a.m.
Trey: (who is emceeing the event) one minute til the start!
Mandy: why doesn't Trey have to run??
Rohan: Mandy, he has an old football injury, so I excused him.
Mandy: what???????

(Trey holds up the gun, and POW!)
*the runners are off*

Rohan takes a slight lead to start followed by a dearth of other runners including Brian and Christy.
Mandy is seen hunched over the rail snotting!
Christy and Brian enjoy a brisk pace while passing the occasional 50 yr. old with stroller full of kids.....
Rohan is still out in front and ignores the sharp pain in the side of his stomach.
Mandy has finally began and trips over her untied shoe.
Christy encourages Brian to keep at it, while Brian stays strong!
about halfway through and a small pack emerges in the lead and Rohan tries vigorously to keep pace.
Brian motions Christy to go on but Christy will have none of it and demands Brian to man up and keep running. Christy douses herself with water while Brian leans in for the drops of water.
Rohan is in terrible pain but runs on.
Mandy is now walking as 5 and 6 yr olds pass by as do the elderly!
Rohan grabs the cups of water at the water station and throws them down in a heap.
Christy pats her booty and tells Brian to keep pace.
*1/4 mile left*

Mandy just now passes the 2 mile mark. only the obese and the blind are behind her.
Rohan sees Christy and Brian out of the corner of his eye and kicks into gear only to pull a butt muscle and collapse in a pile of human sweat.
Christy looks on at Rohan as she passes by and gives him a knowing wink. Brian is out of gas but knows he has Rohan beat.
Mandy has been given a piggy back ride by a local firefighter who thought she was in dire need.
(firefighter doesn't know she was just absurdly out of shape)
Christy and Brian finish the run in the top half of the runners and celebrate with giddy front hugs and butt pats.
As Mandy approaches Rohan, the firefighter abandons the piggyback and tends to Rohan. Rohan shrugs off any help and limps across the finish line. Mandy is so tired from the run that she forgets to cross the line and slumps against a tree and nods off.
Brian and Christy exchange pleasantries with the public and Rohan stomps off in a huff.
Mandy is awaken by the "park people" (aka the homeless). Frightened, she runs across the finish line in the time of 1 hour and 53 minutes.

(on speaker phone) Trey thanks everyone for coming out to the 1st Annual Superfriends 5k Fun Run!
Rohan is distraught because Christy AND Brian beat him in the run. Mandy is hiding from the crew due to her embarrassing showing.
Trey hands out T-shirts and party gifts to the winners.

moviefone guy: join us next time on the 93.8 the Superfriends as we talk in detail about the 5k Fun Run! Will Christy gloat to Rohan? will Brian read the run times of the crew? will Mandy show her face again?

1 comment:

Mandy said...

I just read this one...absolute hilarity!! I love it :) Keep them coming...