previously on the Superfriends:
Christy: Brian, I bought my ticket for New York!
Brian: wow, so you're really going?
Christy: I told you I need a vacation, bad!
Brian: I said we could go to Austin again.
Christy: sweetheart, I love Austin, and I like road trips but I need to go somewhere new and exciting!
Brian: ok. (with a glum look on his face)
Christy: you can come with.
Brian: babe, you know I can't!
Christy: you can. can't couldn't do anything.
Brian: (stares in oblivion)
preshow meeting:
Mandy: ok guys, I have the runsheet for the show.
Brian: Mandy, remember we said we would free wheel it from now on.
Mandy: well I changed the plans.
Brian: I'm the only one who can do that, it says so in my contract!
Mandy: Rohan!!!!!
Rohan: Mandy, just let it go.
Mandy: where is Christy?
Brian: she is in New York.
Mandy: what!!!!!!!!!
Brian: I know, left me all alone. I have to feed myself.
Rohan: I feel ya bro.
Mandy: (gives Rohan the evil eye) wish I would have known, I would have gone with her.
Brian: can we get the show going please?
Voodoo Child is thumping through the Superfriends studios.
Brian: welcome one and all to another side splitting edition of the world famous Superfriends!
Mandy: excuse me Brian, but don't we just broadcast a few block radius from here.
Brian: lets not split hairs here, we reach plenty of our loyal fans.
Rohan: so what is on the show today?
Brian: slow there Rohan, let the game come to you.
Mandy: where is Troy and Trey?
Brian: well Troy has baby duty this morning and Trey has the day off.
Mandy: we get days off?
Brian: Mandy, he begged ok!
Rohan: well on our special guest hotline we have Jerry Jones, owner of the Cowboys.
Mandy: (lol) well this should be fun!
Brian: (knowing this could get ugly with Mandy's distaste of the Cowboys and the owner, motions to Rohan to turn down Mandy's mic)
Mandy (thinks she is asking Jerry a question but isn't)
Brian: good morning Mr. Jones!
Mr. Jones: good morning to ya. How bout them Cowboys!
Brian: indeed, I'm proud of our boys.
Rohan: you gonna get rid of that spare Roy E. Williams?
Brian: (mortified) OMG! I'm sorry, disregard that last comment.
Mr. Jones: ok, well, I have and I will, certainly disregard it!
Mandy (screaming into turned off mic) why won't you answer me!
Brian: it's been almost 21 years since you have owned the Cowboys, how great is that?
Mr. Jones: well it is, and has been great! certainly, we can do more and we will!
Rohan: you guys are a joke, with no punchline!
Brian: Rohan! for the love of all....
Mr. Jones: well, I better go and I will do just that!
Brian: (schlumped shoulders)
Mandy: (just now figuring out her mic was turned off) who turned off mic?
Rohan/Brian: (both point at the other)
Mandy: well it was probably for the best, he is a jerk!
Brian: anyways, what is next?
Mandy: well since that was an unexpected guest, we have my momma!
Rohan: thought we were going to talk hunting and fishing?
Mandy: well it is not on my runsheet!
Brian: how about we talk Mavs?
Rohan: now you're talking..
Mandy: ok, we could talk about your man-crush on Dirk, Brian.
Brian: hey we all have our man crushes, right Rohan?
Rohan: dude seriously, that's gay!
Brian: are we gonna talk Mavs?
Mandy: well my momma is here. she wants to talk ding dong cake.
Rohan/Brian: OK!
Mandy: this segment is brought to you by The Office on Thursdays 9et./8ct on NBC.
Momma Pegues: Jesus loves you!
Brian: enlighten us on the recipe for ding dong cake. (pen ready)
Momma Pegues: I don't give away those recipes.
Rohan/Brian: Mandy, you said......
Mandy: well thank you momma for coming by, we'll be over later! (winking, ushering her out of the room)
Momma Pegues: (hurriedly says before door shuts) bye, Jesus lo.....
Rohan: we have a special caller on line 2.
Brian: line 2 caller go ahead!
line 2: hey guys, hows it going?
Mandy: Christy, my sweet sweet dear friend!
Line 2 caller (Christy): am I on the air?
Rohan: yes.
line 2 caller (Christy): I asked to not be on the air.
Brian: hey babe, how was the flight?
line 2 caller (Christy) I'll just call back, my ferry to the Statue of Liberty is about to take off anyways. love ya'll!
Brian: call me...
line 2 caller (Christy): (click-dial tone)
Mandy: wow, how cool is that, Christy called from NYC!
Brian: (depressed that Christy is gone)
Mandy: suck it up big boy, you could have gone!
Brian: (schlumps)
Rohan: Mandy, give the old chap a break! wanna go play a game of bball, again! (lol)
Brian: (in a depressed shaken voice) I better go.
Mandy: O come on!
Rohan: Mandy, he seems genuinely upset.
Brian: I know what can cheer me up!
Mandy: what? anything????
Brian: The Office reruns...
Rohan: oh good grief!
Mandy: (whispering) it is ok Rohan, he'll be asleep in 20 minutes anyway!
Rohan: ok, cool.
Mandy: with that, we sign off with another informative and funny episode of the Superfriends!
Brian: (secretly takes No-Doz to keep him awake for The Office reruns)
Mandy: goodnight and good luck!
after the show, Brian is seen carrying can of peanuts and a block of cheese.
Momma Pegues is hoarding her ding dong cake!
Rohan is cleaning his fish knife.
Mandy is opening a can of tuna. (Mandy likes tuna)
from afar in NYC, Christy is reveling in her New York vacation bliss!
Sunday, January 24, 2010
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
A Truly Bizarro Christmas 09' Edition
welcome one and all to another side splitting edition of A Truly Bizarro Christmas. I'm working on my 4th year of this annual tradition. I love me some tradition! Christy on the other hand likes pumpkin pie and the Twilight books/movie. Go figure! Like every year this blog is made for giggling and laughing but usually ends up offending and alienating. I try my hardest but just like my paycheck it is never enough. My cast of strong and plentiful is:
Brian aka Brandt (to the slow and weak, this is me)
Christy aka Chrystal (my year and 4 month wife)
Mandy aka Mindy (long distance "friend")
Rohan aka Rod (Mandy's long suffering husband)
Troy aka Richard (long time close to home friend)
*joining the cast*- due to viewer complaints
Becca aka Becky (Troy's better half)
Trey aka Tripp (Brian's HS friend)
Liz aka Beth (Trey's significant other)
ok now that the minutia and whatnot is out of the way, on with the show!
it's 12:30 pm at the Robinson/Peters residence (Robinson had to go first in the introduction b/c of legal mumbo jumbo and to appeasement of Christy)
Chrystal: Brandt! Brandt! are you awake yet?
Brandt: yes dear! why are you yelling?
Chrystal: honey is not yelling, I'll let you know when I yell. have you finished you part of the decorating and preparedness of food?
Brandt: (with a beaten down look) yes, I put the tree up, did the dishes, folded the clothes and laid out the food.
Chrystal: ok, I'll make the pie then. can you make the bed real quick????
Brandt: (about to sit down and relax before guests come over) I guess!!
*door bell rings*
Richard and Becky are at the door.
Chrystal: Brandt, will you get that?
Brandt: I'm, I'm making the bed!
Chrystal: (peering out the window) it is Richard and Becky, they are YOUR friends!
Brandt: (opens the door) hey guys, how goes it? (takes their coats)
Richard: not bad bro, not bad.
Becky: wow, this is one small place!
Brandt: (looking downward) yeah well it has been a rough year financially.
Richard: (moving things along) ummm, lets see the living room shall we!
Becky: hon, we are standing in it, can't you see!
Brandt: ok, well here is our home, why don't ya'll have a seat.
Chrystal: (emerging from the kitchen) hey guys, sorry, I have to get this pie a baking.
*door bell rings*
Brandt without hesitation answers the door and Mindy, Rod, Tripp and Beth all arrive together.
Brandt: wow, you guys all arrived together!
Tripp: (wearing a Texas Tech sweater) thanks for stating the obvious there chief!
Mindy races in and gives Chrystal a huge hug and in doing so knocks over the pumpkin pie.
Chrystal: (in slow motion) nooooo!
Rod and Brandt giggle!
Mindy is seen sobbing and wiping snot from her sleeve.
Chrystal: it is ok Mindy I'll just make another one.
Brandt: but you said you would make a chocolate pie???
Chrystal: well we can't do that now can we! momma has to have her pumpkin pie.
Becky: what is all the commotion?
Mindy: I knocked over the pumpkin pie, I feel awful!
Becky: it is ok, we brought one.
Brandt: oh really, awesome!
Chrystal: is it gluten free?
Becky: why would it be?
Richard: (intercedes) hon, Chrystal can't eat anything with wheat or flour?
Becky: (struggling to comprehend) so you can't eat gluten and Brandt can't fly?
Brandt: well I can but I choose........
Richard: (directing his wife into the living room) lets go have a seat in here.
Rod: hey you see the Yankees won the World Series?
Brandt: dude they suck?
Tripp: (joins in) Wreck Em!
Brandt: tap the brakes there boss, the Longhorns are for real!
Chrystal: (seeing this will not end very well) ok, lets eat!
Mindy claps furiously!
the spread of food is on the table.
Beth: where are we suppose to sit?
Chrystal: I thought this year we could go buffet style and sit in the living room.
Mindy: good idea there!
Rod: as long as I get my fair share.
Brandt: well guests first. (eyes the dressing)
food is put away fast and furious. belts are unbuttoned and moaning/groaning is heard.
Brandt: ok, well lets do the gifts
Chrystal: yes, Mindy wanna help me pass them out!
Richard: ummm, (looking nervous) we forgot our gifts in the car! (elbows Becky)
Richard and Becky run to the car and feverishly write a check.
Rod: I love gifts!
Beth: Christmas time is for our Lord and Savior!
Brandt: well lets play some Christmas music shall we!
Tripp opens his gift and to his disappointment has received a Longhorn coffee mug.
Brandt: giggles!
Richard opens his gift and is happy to have a Harley Davidson collectors watch.
Becky opens hers and receives leg warmers.
Mindy thinks she will receive a bucket of tuna, so she opens hers and is astonished to not get the bucket of tuna but a bucket of ranch style beans.
Mindy: what tha????
Beth opens her gift and is perplexed as to why someone would give her a book by Al Gore on global warming.
Rod opens his gift which is in a make shift envelope. Rod is depressed that all he gets is a $15 check written in red by Richard.
Rod: dude!
Richard: your welcome!
Rod (leans over to Mindy), we gave him a Harley Davidson watch and all we get is a $15 check!
Chrystal opens her gift and to her unabashed and juvenile excitement has received a complete edition of the Twilight Series in book form.
Brandt looks on in pride and a twinge of glumness, knowing her time will be spent reading and he will continue to wash all dishes, fold all clothes and make all dinners.
Mindy: Brandt, open your gift.
Brandt: my gift is having all you friends here with me!
a collective air of friendship and togetherness can be felt!
Brandt: plus there is no gifts left.
Richard: oh contraire mon frere!
Mindy/Becky/Beth: what in the world does that mean?
Richard: work with me here. I did graduate from UNT!
Chrystal: and?
Brandt: what are you getting at?
Richard: well, look outside!
Brandt looks outside and to his amazement he sees a burnt orange 2009 Jeep Wrangler.
Tripp: wow bro, how.....
Brandt: is this for me?
Richard: yes it is, for being such a great best friend for the past 22 years, my parents have co-signed this Jeep for you!
Brandt: (crying) OMG!
Chrystal: I get shotgun!
Mindy: I get back seat!
Beth: can we get to the Christmas caroling?
Brandt: well lets make it quick b/c I'm going to test drive my new Jeep!
within 5 minutes of singing Brandt/Rod/Richard/Tripp are seen jumping in the Jeep and joyriding!
Beth/Becky/Chrystal/Mindy are left to carol on musical harmony!
less than one mile down the street Brandt has been pulled over for speeding and vandalism.
seems like a passenger in the back (named Richard or Tripp) threw an egg out the side.
gonna be a long night for the boys!
meanwhile the ladies are enjoying the new Twilight movie the New Moon!
much teenage giggling can be overheard from the local movie theater.
Brandt rings his one phone call from jail and gets Chrystal's voicemail!
thank you for reading this overly long and drawn out mess!
I thank you and my heart thanks you!
Brian aka Brandt (to the slow and weak, this is me)
Christy aka Chrystal (my year and 4 month wife)
Mandy aka Mindy (long distance "friend")
Rohan aka Rod (Mandy's long suffering husband)
Troy aka Richard (long time close to home friend)
*joining the cast*- due to viewer complaints
Becca aka Becky (Troy's better half)
Trey aka Tripp (Brian's HS friend)
Liz aka Beth (Trey's significant other)
ok now that the minutia and whatnot is out of the way, on with the show!
it's 12:30 pm at the Robinson/Peters residence (Robinson had to go first in the introduction b/c of legal mumbo jumbo and to appeasement of Christy)
Chrystal: Brandt! Brandt! are you awake yet?
Brandt: yes dear! why are you yelling?
Chrystal: honey is not yelling, I'll let you know when I yell. have you finished you part of the decorating and preparedness of food?
Brandt: (with a beaten down look) yes, I put the tree up, did the dishes, folded the clothes and laid out the food.
Chrystal: ok, I'll make the pie then. can you make the bed real quick????
Brandt: (about to sit down and relax before guests come over) I guess!!
*door bell rings*
Richard and Becky are at the door.
Chrystal: Brandt, will you get that?
Brandt: I'm, I'm making the bed!
Chrystal: (peering out the window) it is Richard and Becky, they are YOUR friends!
Brandt: (opens the door) hey guys, how goes it? (takes their coats)
Richard: not bad bro, not bad.
Becky: wow, this is one small place!
Brandt: (looking downward) yeah well it has been a rough year financially.
Richard: (moving things along) ummm, lets see the living room shall we!
Becky: hon, we are standing in it, can't you see!
Brandt: ok, well here is our home, why don't ya'll have a seat.
Chrystal: (emerging from the kitchen) hey guys, sorry, I have to get this pie a baking.
*door bell rings*
Brandt without hesitation answers the door and Mindy, Rod, Tripp and Beth all arrive together.
Brandt: wow, you guys all arrived together!
Tripp: (wearing a Texas Tech sweater) thanks for stating the obvious there chief!
Mindy races in and gives Chrystal a huge hug and in doing so knocks over the pumpkin pie.
Chrystal: (in slow motion) nooooo!
Rod and Brandt giggle!
Mindy is seen sobbing and wiping snot from her sleeve.
Chrystal: it is ok Mindy I'll just make another one.
Brandt: but you said you would make a chocolate pie???
Chrystal: well we can't do that now can we! momma has to have her pumpkin pie.
Becky: what is all the commotion?
Mindy: I knocked over the pumpkin pie, I feel awful!
Becky: it is ok, we brought one.
Brandt: oh really, awesome!
Chrystal: is it gluten free?
Becky: why would it be?
Richard: (intercedes) hon, Chrystal can't eat anything with wheat or flour?
Becky: (struggling to comprehend) so you can't eat gluten and Brandt can't fly?
Brandt: well I can but I choose........
Richard: (directing his wife into the living room) lets go have a seat in here.
Rod: hey you see the Yankees won the World Series?
Brandt: dude they suck?
Tripp: (joins in) Wreck Em!
Brandt: tap the brakes there boss, the Longhorns are for real!
Chrystal: (seeing this will not end very well) ok, lets eat!
Mindy claps furiously!
the spread of food is on the table.
Beth: where are we suppose to sit?
Chrystal: I thought this year we could go buffet style and sit in the living room.
Mindy: good idea there!
Rod: as long as I get my fair share.
Brandt: well guests first. (eyes the dressing)
food is put away fast and furious. belts are unbuttoned and moaning/groaning is heard.
Brandt: ok, well lets do the gifts
Chrystal: yes, Mindy wanna help me pass them out!
Richard: ummm, (looking nervous) we forgot our gifts in the car! (elbows Becky)
Richard and Becky run to the car and feverishly write a check.
Rod: I love gifts!
Beth: Christmas time is for our Lord and Savior!
Brandt: well lets play some Christmas music shall we!
Tripp opens his gift and to his disappointment has received a Longhorn coffee mug.
Brandt: giggles!
Richard opens his gift and is happy to have a Harley Davidson collectors watch.
Becky opens hers and receives leg warmers.
Mindy thinks she will receive a bucket of tuna, so she opens hers and is astonished to not get the bucket of tuna but a bucket of ranch style beans.
Mindy: what tha????
Beth opens her gift and is perplexed as to why someone would give her a book by Al Gore on global warming.
Rod opens his gift which is in a make shift envelope. Rod is depressed that all he gets is a $15 check written in red by Richard.
Rod: dude!
Richard: your welcome!
Rod (leans over to Mindy), we gave him a Harley Davidson watch and all we get is a $15 check!
Chrystal opens her gift and to her unabashed and juvenile excitement has received a complete edition of the Twilight Series in book form.
Brandt looks on in pride and a twinge of glumness, knowing her time will be spent reading and he will continue to wash all dishes, fold all clothes and make all dinners.
Mindy: Brandt, open your gift.
Brandt: my gift is having all you friends here with me!
a collective air of friendship and togetherness can be felt!
Brandt: plus there is no gifts left.
Richard: oh contraire mon frere!
Mindy/Becky/Beth: what in the world does that mean?
Richard: work with me here. I did graduate from UNT!
Chrystal: and?
Brandt: what are you getting at?
Richard: well, look outside!
Brandt looks outside and to his amazement he sees a burnt orange 2009 Jeep Wrangler.
Tripp: wow bro, how.....
Brandt: is this for me?
Richard: yes it is, for being such a great best friend for the past 22 years, my parents have co-signed this Jeep for you!
Brandt: (crying) OMG!
Chrystal: I get shotgun!
Mindy: I get back seat!
Beth: can we get to the Christmas caroling?
Brandt: well lets make it quick b/c I'm going to test drive my new Jeep!
within 5 minutes of singing Brandt/Rod/Richard/Tripp are seen jumping in the Jeep and joyriding!
Beth/Becky/Chrystal/Mindy are left to carol on musical harmony!
less than one mile down the street Brandt has been pulled over for speeding and vandalism.
seems like a passenger in the back (named Richard or Tripp) threw an egg out the side.
gonna be a long night for the boys!
meanwhile the ladies are enjoying the new Twilight movie the New Moon!
much teenage giggling can be overheard from the local movie theater.
Brandt rings his one phone call from jail and gets Chrystal's voicemail!
thank you for reading this overly long and drawn out mess!
I thank you and my heart thanks you!
Saturday, November 21, 2009
The Superfriends!
previously on the Superfriends:
Mandy: Rohan, I'm getting tired of this fake radio show!
Rohan: then why do you do it?
Mandy: well because, Brian is a lonely sort and I would feel terrible if I told him I don't want to do it anymore.
Rohan: I'll tell him then..
Mandy: (contemplating hard) ok!
at the Peters/Robinson residence:
6:30 am- Brian is up and cooking Christy breakfast.
Christy: (snore)
Brian had made the coffee, cut the fruit and toasted the bagel.
8:00 am- Brian leans in and gives his wife a gentle kiss and awakens her with the smell of food!
Christy struggles to wake up and rolls back over. Brian is determined to wake Christy up and wish her a happy birthday with the food he has prepared. Christy stretches and finally opens an eye and sees the plethera of food and drink! Brian is standing with food tray in hand and sings happy birthday to his beloved. Christy has a tear come down her cheek and then swiftly destroys breakfast. Brian is left standing witnessing the ensuing carnage. Christy asks for another cup of Joe'. Brian dutifully saunters back to the kitchen to get another cup of coffee.
Brian: Happy Birthday sweets, but I am 30 minutes late for work, so I better run.
Christy lays in her appetite of destruction and falls back fast asleep.
*before the daily preshow meeting a covert meeting is taking place*
Rohan: ok, why am I here?
Mrs. Pegues: well, we have an offer for you.
Rohan: we? who is we?
Mrs. Pegues slowly opens the door, to unveil her guests. In steps Mrs. H (Brian's grandma) and Mrs. R. (Christy's mom)
Rohan: I'm confused.
Mrs. Pegues: well it seems like you guys have been spending an awful lot of time doing this fake radio show. So, the three of us have decided take over ownership of the station.
Rohan: well it seems like you are barking up the wrong tree here, I'm in full and complete control. (rubbing his hands together)
Mrs. Pegues: well we are ready to make you an offer you can't refuse!
Rohan: Jolly, no amount of free golf passes and free cable can pry me away from my love running this show.
Mrs. Pegues: (looks over at her cohorts, nods)
Mrs. H and Mrs. R walk in with a pan of ding dong cake.
Mrs. Pegues; we are prepared to make this for you monthly for the next year in return for ownership of the show!
Rohan: (without hesitation) DEAL!
10;47 a.m. preshow meeting
Brian: where is Rohan?
Mandy: where is Christy?
Troy: no clue, but I'm here!
Mandy: (holds back the vomit creeping up her throat)
Brian: well, Christy has the day off because it is her birthday, plus she is till sleeping.
Mandy: o, I see. wait a minute, it is her birthday????
Brian: yes, didn't you get the text I sent you?
Mandy: no, I don't answer texts!
Troy: you mean you don't know how? (giggles)
Rohan comes strolling in with a big smile draped across his face.
Brian: you're late!
Rohan: well boys and girls, I have big news...
Troy: what, another defeat at the hands of Brian in basketball?
Mandy: wow, Troy, you sure are full of it today!
Brian: can we get to the big news?
Rohan: soon, my little friends, soon!
The theme song of Dallas can be heard whistling through the Superfriends studio.
Brian: ummmmm, what is going on here?
Mandy: yeah, I was actually learning the words to Jimi Hendrix's VooDoo Child.
Rohan: well it seems like today is a big day for our little show!
Troy: what we get raises?
Mandy: for the last time, we get paid?
Brian: Rohan, we can't announce such news today because Christy is out taking the day off for her birthday.
Rohan: well, that is too bad but the show must go on.
Trey comes in late, carrying the donuts that Rohan asked him to pick up.
Troy: donuts!!!
Brian: what are the donuts for?
Mandy: to eat, duh! move out of my way.....
Rohan: I thought I would treat you guys.
Brian looks out the window to see his grandma, mother-in-law and Mrs. Pegues pull up in the parking lot.
Brian motions to Mandy, but she is to busy scarfing donut holes.
Trey opens the studio doors and in walk the triumvirate of saintedness.
Mandy: mamma! (runs to give her mom a hug, but is thwarted because of glazy fingers)
Brian: hi grandma, what are you doing?
Mrs. H: Brian, open my Dr. Pepper!
Brian obliges.
Rohan: I would like to announce that I am stepping down as *boss* and respectfully turn the reins over to these three women.
Mandy: I don't get it?
Troy: Mandy, they are in charge now! I'm out of here, I have better things to do!
Trey wants to leave with his little buddy but knows he can't.
Mandy: Rohan, why did you step down?
Mrs. Pegues: well hon, we don't need to go over minor details now. (whispering) Rohan, it is on the table, just make sure to cover it back up!
Brian: so what does this mean for the future of the show?
Mrs. H: well you will be getting a real job.
Mrs. Pegues: this show will broadcast once a week instead of daily.
Brian: (sobbing) I have worked my whole life for this!
Mandy: get a hold of yourself, this is fake remember!
Rohan leaves the building and heads over to the house to partake in his ding dong cake.
Troy makes a smooth getaway and heads down to a local eating establishment to meet his wife.
Trey stays and helps Brian take down all the sports posters and makes way for the lazy boy for Mrs. H, connects the labtop for Mrs. R and places the bible on the table for Mrs. Pegues.
Brian is seen furiously texting Christy, who is getting a chair massage from Hugo and drinking a Starbucks coffee.
moviefone guy: what does this mean for the future of the Superfriends? will Brian recover? will Rohan gain weight from the ding dong cake? those questions and much much more.
Is this the end of the Superfriends as we know it?
Mandy: Rohan, I'm getting tired of this fake radio show!
Rohan: then why do you do it?
Mandy: well because, Brian is a lonely sort and I would feel terrible if I told him I don't want to do it anymore.
Rohan: I'll tell him then..
Mandy: (contemplating hard) ok!
at the Peters/Robinson residence:
6:30 am- Brian is up and cooking Christy breakfast.
Christy: (snore)
Brian had made the coffee, cut the fruit and toasted the bagel.
8:00 am- Brian leans in and gives his wife a gentle kiss and awakens her with the smell of food!
Christy struggles to wake up and rolls back over. Brian is determined to wake Christy up and wish her a happy birthday with the food he has prepared. Christy stretches and finally opens an eye and sees the plethera of food and drink! Brian is standing with food tray in hand and sings happy birthday to his beloved. Christy has a tear come down her cheek and then swiftly destroys breakfast. Brian is left standing witnessing the ensuing carnage. Christy asks for another cup of Joe'. Brian dutifully saunters back to the kitchen to get another cup of coffee.
Brian: Happy Birthday sweets, but I am 30 minutes late for work, so I better run.
Christy lays in her appetite of destruction and falls back fast asleep.
*before the daily preshow meeting a covert meeting is taking place*
Rohan: ok, why am I here?
Mrs. Pegues: well, we have an offer for you.
Rohan: we? who is we?
Mrs. Pegues slowly opens the door, to unveil her guests. In steps Mrs. H (Brian's grandma) and Mrs. R. (Christy's mom)
Rohan: I'm confused.
Mrs. Pegues: well it seems like you guys have been spending an awful lot of time doing this fake radio show. So, the three of us have decided take over ownership of the station.
Rohan: well it seems like you are barking up the wrong tree here, I'm in full and complete control. (rubbing his hands together)
Mrs. Pegues: well we are ready to make you an offer you can't refuse!
Rohan: Jolly, no amount of free golf passes and free cable can pry me away from my love running this show.
Mrs. Pegues: (looks over at her cohorts, nods)
Mrs. H and Mrs. R walk in with a pan of ding dong cake.
Mrs. Pegues; we are prepared to make this for you monthly for the next year in return for ownership of the show!
Rohan: (without hesitation) DEAL!
10;47 a.m. preshow meeting
Brian: where is Rohan?
Mandy: where is Christy?
Troy: no clue, but I'm here!
Mandy: (holds back the vomit creeping up her throat)
Brian: well, Christy has the day off because it is her birthday, plus she is till sleeping.
Mandy: o, I see. wait a minute, it is her birthday????
Brian: yes, didn't you get the text I sent you?
Mandy: no, I don't answer texts!
Troy: you mean you don't know how? (giggles)
Rohan comes strolling in with a big smile draped across his face.
Brian: you're late!
Rohan: well boys and girls, I have big news...
Troy: what, another defeat at the hands of Brian in basketball?
Mandy: wow, Troy, you sure are full of it today!
Brian: can we get to the big news?
Rohan: soon, my little friends, soon!
The theme song of Dallas can be heard whistling through the Superfriends studio.
Brian: ummmmm, what is going on here?
Mandy: yeah, I was actually learning the words to Jimi Hendrix's VooDoo Child.
Rohan: well it seems like today is a big day for our little show!
Troy: what we get raises?
Mandy: for the last time, we get paid?
Brian: Rohan, we can't announce such news today because Christy is out taking the day off for her birthday.
Rohan: well, that is too bad but the show must go on.
Trey comes in late, carrying the donuts that Rohan asked him to pick up.
Troy: donuts!!!
Brian: what are the donuts for?
Mandy: to eat, duh! move out of my way.....
Rohan: I thought I would treat you guys.
Brian looks out the window to see his grandma, mother-in-law and Mrs. Pegues pull up in the parking lot.
Brian motions to Mandy, but she is to busy scarfing donut holes.
Trey opens the studio doors and in walk the triumvirate of saintedness.
Mandy: mamma! (runs to give her mom a hug, but is thwarted because of glazy fingers)
Brian: hi grandma, what are you doing?
Mrs. H: Brian, open my Dr. Pepper!
Brian obliges.
Rohan: I would like to announce that I am stepping down as *boss* and respectfully turn the reins over to these three women.
Mandy: I don't get it?
Troy: Mandy, they are in charge now! I'm out of here, I have better things to do!
Trey wants to leave with his little buddy but knows he can't.
Mandy: Rohan, why did you step down?
Mrs. Pegues: well hon, we don't need to go over minor details now. (whispering) Rohan, it is on the table, just make sure to cover it back up!
Brian: so what does this mean for the future of the show?
Mrs. H: well you will be getting a real job.
Mrs. Pegues: this show will broadcast once a week instead of daily.
Brian: (sobbing) I have worked my whole life for this!
Mandy: get a hold of yourself, this is fake remember!
Rohan leaves the building and heads over to the house to partake in his ding dong cake.
Troy makes a smooth getaway and heads down to a local eating establishment to meet his wife.
Trey stays and helps Brian take down all the sports posters and makes way for the lazy boy for Mrs. H, connects the labtop for Mrs. R and places the bible on the table for Mrs. Pegues.
Brian is seen furiously texting Christy, who is getting a chair massage from Hugo and drinking a Starbucks coffee.
moviefone guy: what does this mean for the future of the Superfriends? will Brian recover? will Rohan gain weight from the ding dong cake? those questions and much much more.
Is this the end of the Superfriends as we know it?
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
Hallow's Eve 2009
previously on the Superfriends!
Christy: ok, Brian are you ready for our Halloween dress up day?
Brian: that is today?
Christy: yes, tomorrow is Halloween!
Brian: ok, help me get into my Batman costume..
*at the Buck residence*
Rohan: I'm not going as a dead deer..
Mandy: oh Ro, it will be fun!
Rohan: why did Brian get to pick our outfits this year anyways?
Mandy: well it is on page 41 of his creative clause contract.
Rohan: (in a huff) I'm going back to Australia!
Halloween preshow meeting.
Brian: ok lets get a good look at the costumes to make sure they pass the mustard.
Christy: Troy is not here yet!
Brian: well sweetheart, he was given a few extra minutes to finalize his costume. ok crew explain who you are and why.
Christy: who we explaining to, we aren't on the air yet!
Brian: just roll with it ok!
Mandy: I'm Dwight Schrute from The Office.
Rohan: I'm dressed as dead deer with complete blood stains...
Brian: I'm Batman!
Christy: I'm Xena the Warrior Princess!
Troy: (running into the studio) I'm Mr. Hotdog, complete with mustard and footlong hotdog.
Mandy: (vomits on her Dwight Schrute shirt)
Trey: I'm a police officer.. (pow pow)
Brian: see, isn't this great?
the Munsters theme song is heard eerily playing in the Superfriends studio!
Brian: welcome to a hair raising and goose bump inducing edition of the Superfriends.
Mandy: ok, I got the upchuck off my shirt. I knew I shouldn't have had strawberry waffles this morning.
Christy: Mandy, we are on the air!
Troy: remember the red light means we are on live!
Mandy: dangit!
Brian: anyways, on today's show, we will talk about the history of Halloween, a scary good win by the Cowboys this past weekend and tricking and treating.
Troy: hey bud, but that is only one sports topic, shouldn't we have a few more?
Brian: well Troy, tomorrow is Halloween and I thought we could deviate a little here.
Christy: good idea there hon, I have some great info on the evolution of Halloween.
Brian: babe, I don't believe in evolution so lets stay on topic...
Christy: (smacks forehead)
Mandy: (in full Dwight regalia including tan shirt, khaki pants and nerd glasses) Fact! Halloween was invented by the devil.
Brian: (in full Batman disguise) Holy Moly Mandy, you are grossly misinformed.
Trey: (in full police officer get-up) I think Halloween is a marketing ploy to get people to buy candy for their kids and in return make them fat and out of shape!
Christy: (in complete Xena attire) Trey, that is the most ridiculous thing I have heard since the making of this fake radio show.
Brian: Jeepers Creepers, what is going on here!
Mandy: Fact! Halloween is a satanic holiday pushed by the occult!
Troy: (in full footlong hotdog wear) this has turned into a trainwreck of epic fail!
Mandy: (is seen playing with her Dwight Schrute bobblehead doll)
Christy: why does it smell like blood in here!
Rohan: (gets up from eating deer jerky, in full dead deer costume accompanied by real live blood) what?? I was told to wear this!!!
Mandy: Fact! Brian told him to wear that outfit...
Trey: (twirling his gun) why do you keep saying fact?
Brian: Trey, do you not watch The Office?
Trey: no, I work for a living!
Christy: well, I think we should call it a wrap, we do have a costume party to get to. thank the Lord!
Troy: I can't make it!
Brian: why not? it will be fun...
Troy: well for starters, I am not showing up at a party wearing a hotdog suit.
Mandy: yeah, you look kind of ridiculous!
Troy: this coming from someone dressed as Dwight Schrute!
Rohan: I need a bath! (wiping blood off his face)
Christy: ok, well see you guys tonight! (ends the show with the Xena yell!)
*after the show*
Brian: Christy, we are still going trick or treating tonight, right?
Christy: only for a little while! (why am I even here)
Mandy: Rohan, I kind of liked dressing up as Dwight, makes me feel smart!
Rohan: I need a bath!
Troy leaves the studio and gets assaulted by juveniles throwing mustard and ketchup packets at him, but Trey is there to assist his good buddy by arresting them!
movie fone guy: join us next time on 93.8 the Superfriends as we detail the fallout from Halloween 2009. will Brian get to go trick or treating? will Rohan take a bath? will Mandy continue to feel smarter by impersonating Dwight? all answers and more on the next installment of the Superfriends!
Christy: ok, Brian are you ready for our Halloween dress up day?
Brian: that is today?
Christy: yes, tomorrow is Halloween!
Brian: ok, help me get into my Batman costume..
*at the Buck residence*
Rohan: I'm not going as a dead deer..
Mandy: oh Ro, it will be fun!
Rohan: why did Brian get to pick our outfits this year anyways?
Mandy: well it is on page 41 of his creative clause contract.
Rohan: (in a huff) I'm going back to Australia!
Halloween preshow meeting.
Brian: ok lets get a good look at the costumes to make sure they pass the mustard.
Christy: Troy is not here yet!
Brian: well sweetheart, he was given a few extra minutes to finalize his costume. ok crew explain who you are and why.
Christy: who we explaining to, we aren't on the air yet!
Brian: just roll with it ok!
Mandy: I'm Dwight Schrute from The Office.
Rohan: I'm dressed as dead deer with complete blood stains...
Brian: I'm Batman!
Christy: I'm Xena the Warrior Princess!
Troy: (running into the studio) I'm Mr. Hotdog, complete with mustard and footlong hotdog.
Mandy: (vomits on her Dwight Schrute shirt)
Trey: I'm a police officer.. (pow pow)
Brian: see, isn't this great?
the Munsters theme song is heard eerily playing in the Superfriends studio!
Brian: welcome to a hair raising and goose bump inducing edition of the Superfriends.
Mandy: ok, I got the upchuck off my shirt. I knew I shouldn't have had strawberry waffles this morning.
Christy: Mandy, we are on the air!
Troy: remember the red light means we are on live!
Mandy: dangit!
Brian: anyways, on today's show, we will talk about the history of Halloween, a scary good win by the Cowboys this past weekend and tricking and treating.
Troy: hey bud, but that is only one sports topic, shouldn't we have a few more?
Brian: well Troy, tomorrow is Halloween and I thought we could deviate a little here.
Christy: good idea there hon, I have some great info on the evolution of Halloween.
Brian: babe, I don't believe in evolution so lets stay on topic...
Christy: (smacks forehead)
Mandy: (in full Dwight regalia including tan shirt, khaki pants and nerd glasses) Fact! Halloween was invented by the devil.
Brian: (in full Batman disguise) Holy Moly Mandy, you are grossly misinformed.
Trey: (in full police officer get-up) I think Halloween is a marketing ploy to get people to buy candy for their kids and in return make them fat and out of shape!
Christy: (in complete Xena attire) Trey, that is the most ridiculous thing I have heard since the making of this fake radio show.
Brian: Jeepers Creepers, what is going on here!
Mandy: Fact! Halloween is a satanic holiday pushed by the occult!
Troy: (in full footlong hotdog wear) this has turned into a trainwreck of epic fail!
Mandy: (is seen playing with her Dwight Schrute bobblehead doll)
Christy: why does it smell like blood in here!
Rohan: (gets up from eating deer jerky, in full dead deer costume accompanied by real live blood) what?? I was told to wear this!!!
Mandy: Fact! Brian told him to wear that outfit...
Trey: (twirling his gun) why do you keep saying fact?
Brian: Trey, do you not watch The Office?
Trey: no, I work for a living!
Christy: well, I think we should call it a wrap, we do have a costume party to get to. thank the Lord!
Troy: I can't make it!
Brian: why not? it will be fun...
Troy: well for starters, I am not showing up at a party wearing a hotdog suit.
Mandy: yeah, you look kind of ridiculous!
Troy: this coming from someone dressed as Dwight Schrute!
Rohan: I need a bath! (wiping blood off his face)
Christy: ok, well see you guys tonight! (ends the show with the Xena yell!)
*after the show*
Brian: Christy, we are still going trick or treating tonight, right?
Christy: only for a little while! (why am I even here)
Mandy: Rohan, I kind of liked dressing up as Dwight, makes me feel smart!
Rohan: I need a bath!
Troy leaves the studio and gets assaulted by juveniles throwing mustard and ketchup packets at him, but Trey is there to assist his good buddy by arresting them!
movie fone guy: join us next time on 93.8 the Superfriends as we detail the fallout from Halloween 2009. will Brian get to go trick or treating? will Rohan take a bath? will Mandy continue to feel smarter by impersonating Dwight? all answers and more on the next installment of the Superfriends!
Thursday, October 22, 2009
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun!
previously on the Superfriends:
Christy: hon, I'm getting tired of doing this fake radio show!
Brian: I'm sorry, what can I do to help?
Christy: well for starters, we can not do the show!
Brian: you think you have all the answers??? (storms out of the room)
Christy: my life is an utter failure...
8:33 a.m. preshow meeting.
Brian: I have a new show idea for today!
Christy: we are not doing the show live from Cowboys Stadium!!
Brian: Christy my delirious yet beautiful wife. that is not my idea for today's show, that will happen soon enough.
Mandy: well we are not doing it from Mercado Juarez either!! my butt still hurts something fierce from the last time we went.
Brian: that's not the idea either my trusted yet tiny sidekick.
Troy: boss, should I tell them?
Brian: no, chief, I'll do the honors. today's show will be all girl inlcusive. no guys will be on the show!
Christy: and what made you come up with this pretty genius idea?
Brian: well actually us guys will be taking in a round of 18 at the local golf course.
Mandy: hahahaha, Rohan can't because we have lunch plans...
Rohan: (coming in the door with golf clubs in hand) Mandy, I can't do lunch today!
Mandy: why not you promised???
Rohan: well it wouldn't be an all girl show if I was hanging around.
Troy: well....
Rohan: shut up Troy!
Brian: this way, us guys will have a guys day out and you ladies will direct and host the show.
Christy: wait minute, you don't even know how to play golf!
Brian: shhhhhh, what my dear wife meant to say was, I'm still in my learning stages.
Troy: this will be like taking candy from a baby.
Mandy: are you guys gambling?
Brian: of course not! (nervously looking over at Troy and Rohan)
Christy: don't you need another player to round out the group?
Troy: yes, we have recruited Trey. he will team with Brian.
Brian: Trey doesn't play golf either?
Mandy: well have fun with all that. we have show to run!
Voodoo Child by Jimi Hendrix is waffling through the Superfriends studio. (in mid song, Christy replaces Voodoo Child with Work What You Got by Mary J. Blige) *Christy hi-fives Mandy*
Christy: welcome one and all to another rousing edition of the Superfriends.
Mandy: today should be a good show!
Christy: why yes it should, we are going all girls all the time today. no men on the program. Mandy, will you explain what are male counterparts are doing today!
Mandy: they are out playing golf, or what I call timewasting...
Christy: on the show today we will talk sports from a females perspective, the roles women play in athletics and why men dominate sports on t.v.
Mandy: very hot and controversial topics!!
Christy: the phones are ringing off the hook, lets take a few before we get started.
Mandy: line 1, go ahead.
line 1 caller: hey girls!
Christy: O hi mom! thanks for calling in.
Mandy: hi Mrs. Robinson...
line 1 caller: I hear the boys aren't on today. what gives?
Christy: well, they are taking a guys day out and we are running things today.
Mandy: well actually we run things everyday but we don't tell the boys.
Christy: touche'.
line 1 caller: well, I like hearing what the guys have to say, I mean, they talk sports and all that that implies...
Christy: mom! quit taking their side, we get an opportunity to host the show today, be supportive!
line 1 caller: I'm always supportive, I'm just saying...
Christy: ok, mom, I know what you are saying. we got move this along ok!! have a good day ok, love you!
line 1 caller: one more thing... (click-dial tone)
Mandy: look another call, lets take it real quick.
line 2 caller: hey girlies, Jesus loves you!
Mandy: hi mama, I thought you were in class?
line 2 caller: I was but I took a test today and I got out early. I'm making ding dong cake. do the boys want to come over and have some?
Christy: well actually they aren't here today, we are running things.
line 2 caller: O my! where are they?
Mandy: mama it is ok, we know what we are doing. we are still talking sports and the like. I'll tell them about the cake when they get in.
line 2 caller: ok, well I gotta go my chocolate is starting to burn.
Mandy/Christy: bye!
Christy: do we dare take one more call?
Mandy: sure.
line 3 caller: (in very hushed tones) Christy, help!!
Christy: Brian, is that you?
line 3 caller: (whispering) yes its me, I've lost $25 in two rounds already.
Mandy: *giggles*
Christy: hon, we aren't made out of money!!
line 3 caller: (barely speaking) I know I know! I have to run, Trey is coming back with the chili-cheese footlong hot dogs..
Mandy: (vomits on her mic)
Christy: (yells) don't spend all my money!!!!
*dialotne*
Mandy: how cool was it that our moms called in?
Christy: yeah real cool... lets get on with the show!
-on the golf course-
Troy and Rohan have money hanging from their pockets.
Trey is digging for his ball in the sand.
Brian is holding his butt and running to the bathroom.
moviefone guy: join us next time as recap the All Girls All the Time Edition of the Superfriends. did Brian make it in time to the bathroom? did Trey find his wayward golfball? How much money did Troy and Rohan really make?
all that and more on 93.8 the Superfriends...
Christy: hon, I'm getting tired of doing this fake radio show!
Brian: I'm sorry, what can I do to help?
Christy: well for starters, we can not do the show!
Brian: you think you have all the answers??? (storms out of the room)
Christy: my life is an utter failure...
8:33 a.m. preshow meeting.
Brian: I have a new show idea for today!
Christy: we are not doing the show live from Cowboys Stadium!!
Brian: Christy my delirious yet beautiful wife. that is not my idea for today's show, that will happen soon enough.
Mandy: well we are not doing it from Mercado Juarez either!! my butt still hurts something fierce from the last time we went.
Brian: that's not the idea either my trusted yet tiny sidekick.
Troy: boss, should I tell them?
Brian: no, chief, I'll do the honors. today's show will be all girl inlcusive. no guys will be on the show!
Christy: and what made you come up with this pretty genius idea?
Brian: well actually us guys will be taking in a round of 18 at the local golf course.
Mandy: hahahaha, Rohan can't because we have lunch plans...
Rohan: (coming in the door with golf clubs in hand) Mandy, I can't do lunch today!
Mandy: why not you promised???
Rohan: well it wouldn't be an all girl show if I was hanging around.
Troy: well....
Rohan: shut up Troy!
Brian: this way, us guys will have a guys day out and you ladies will direct and host the show.
Christy: wait minute, you don't even know how to play golf!
Brian: shhhhhh, what my dear wife meant to say was, I'm still in my learning stages.
Troy: this will be like taking candy from a baby.
Mandy: are you guys gambling?
Brian: of course not! (nervously looking over at Troy and Rohan)
Christy: don't you need another player to round out the group?
Troy: yes, we have recruited Trey. he will team with Brian.
Brian: Trey doesn't play golf either?
Mandy: well have fun with all that. we have show to run!
Voodoo Child by Jimi Hendrix is waffling through the Superfriends studio. (in mid song, Christy replaces Voodoo Child with Work What You Got by Mary J. Blige) *Christy hi-fives Mandy*
Christy: welcome one and all to another rousing edition of the Superfriends.
Mandy: today should be a good show!
Christy: why yes it should, we are going all girls all the time today. no men on the program. Mandy, will you explain what are male counterparts are doing today!
Mandy: they are out playing golf, or what I call timewasting...
Christy: on the show today we will talk sports from a females perspective, the roles women play in athletics and why men dominate sports on t.v.
Mandy: very hot and controversial topics!!
Christy: the phones are ringing off the hook, lets take a few before we get started.
Mandy: line 1, go ahead.
line 1 caller: hey girls!
Christy: O hi mom! thanks for calling in.
Mandy: hi Mrs. Robinson...
line 1 caller: I hear the boys aren't on today. what gives?
Christy: well, they are taking a guys day out and we are running things today.
Mandy: well actually we run things everyday but we don't tell the boys.
Christy: touche'.
line 1 caller: well, I like hearing what the guys have to say, I mean, they talk sports and all that that implies...
Christy: mom! quit taking their side, we get an opportunity to host the show today, be supportive!
line 1 caller: I'm always supportive, I'm just saying...
Christy: ok, mom, I know what you are saying. we got move this along ok!! have a good day ok, love you!
line 1 caller: one more thing... (click-dial tone)
Mandy: look another call, lets take it real quick.
line 2 caller: hey girlies, Jesus loves you!
Mandy: hi mama, I thought you were in class?
line 2 caller: I was but I took a test today and I got out early. I'm making ding dong cake. do the boys want to come over and have some?
Christy: well actually they aren't here today, we are running things.
line 2 caller: O my! where are they?
Mandy: mama it is ok, we know what we are doing. we are still talking sports and the like. I'll tell them about the cake when they get in.
line 2 caller: ok, well I gotta go my chocolate is starting to burn.
Mandy/Christy: bye!
Christy: do we dare take one more call?
Mandy: sure.
line 3 caller: (in very hushed tones) Christy, help!!
Christy: Brian, is that you?
line 3 caller: (whispering) yes its me, I've lost $25 in two rounds already.
Mandy: *giggles*
Christy: hon, we aren't made out of money!!
line 3 caller: (barely speaking) I know I know! I have to run, Trey is coming back with the chili-cheese footlong hot dogs..
Mandy: (vomits on her mic)
Christy: (yells) don't spend all my money!!!!
*dialotne*
Mandy: how cool was it that our moms called in?
Christy: yeah real cool... lets get on with the show!
-on the golf course-
Troy and Rohan have money hanging from their pockets.
Trey is digging for his ball in the sand.
Brian is holding his butt and running to the bathroom.
moviefone guy: join us next time as recap the All Girls All the Time Edition of the Superfriends. did Brian make it in time to the bathroom? did Trey find his wayward golfball? How much money did Troy and Rohan really make?
all that and more on 93.8 the Superfriends...
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
Homage to a Friend!
previously on the Superfriends:
Christy: ok, Brian, tomorrow is Mandy's birthday.
Brian: so, I guess we need to get her some kind of gift?
Christy: yes, I was thinking of something she could use, not a gift card.
Brian: I bet she needs another bucket of tuna!
Christy: ummm no, probably not..
Brian: How about State Fair tickets?
Christy: how about some perfume and something from Sam Moon?
Brian: tuna is cheaper!
8:45 a.m. preshow meeting
Christy: ok guys, I have an idea on how to celebrate Mandy's birthday!
Brian: I thought we did that yesterday?
Christy: no, we bought her gifts yesterday. (smacks forehead)
Rohan: well, I already did the flower thing and I plan on taking her out to her favorite restaurant.
Brian: (leans over to Rohan) don't take her anywhere they serve tuna.
Troy: *giggles*
Christy: Brian, did you get her tuna after I explicity told you not too?
Brian: what, she likes it!
Troy: (seen taking the gift of tuna that he bought for Mandy and putting it under his desk)
Christy: ok ok, does everyone understand the plan?
crew: yes!
blasting through the airwaves welcoming the Superfriends is The Hokey Pokey by Al Tabor.
Christy: (fuming) why was Hillsong United not played? (looking around)
Brian: ummm, er, well, I told Troy to press play.
Troy: dude, you said this was better and to play.............
Brian: what my good friend meant to say was.............
Christy: we'll discuss this later!
Rohan: hey cool song, but not the one we planned on.
Christy: sorry Ro, my hubby thought this would be funny.
Rohan: well it wasn't!!
Mandy: (getting settled in her chair) hey guys, I'm digging the new song.
Brian: (sticks his tongue out a Christy)
Christy: well, we have a awesome show today!
Brian: yes we do. we'll be talking all things Cowboys, Stars and OU/UT weekend.
Troy: plus, we have some great news.
Christy: tap the brakes my little rotund friend. we don't want to let the cat out of the bag!
Troy: what cat? I'm talking about the triatholon that I will be training for.
Mandy: (guffaw, snort, laugh, teetee) you train?
Brian: well actually, I'll be training with him!
Rohan: (looks on enviously)
Christy: well that is great and all but I'm talking about a special birthday amongst the crew.
Mandy: (clapping uncontrollably)
Brian: Christy, I bought the candles and the fire extinguisher. (hi-fives Troy)
Mandy: well, if that was a joke, and I don't know if it was, it was not funny. plus, you're older than me anyways!
Rohan: this has broken down into a cluster...
Christy throws it to a commercial break and unleashes something awful on Brian and Troy.
Brian and Troy looked on horrified at what Christy is saying to them. Brian and Troy mingle to each other that they didn't know Christy knew such foul language.
*back from break*
Brian: hey guys, we have a special caller on the Whataburger "thats how you like it" guest hotline. caller go ahead!
caller: (in a very heavy southern accent) happy birthday to my beautiful daughter, Mandy!
Mandy: awwwww momma, thank you very much!
caller: I just wanted to wish a very happy birthday and see if you wanted to come over and eat some dingdong cake?
Rohan: (butts in) we'll be there! what time?
Mandy: momma, I'll be over after the show. bye!
caller: Jesus loves you!
Brian: very cool, I love dingdong cake as well.
Christy: well hon, you have some triatholon training remember?
Brian: (schlumps shoulders)
Rohan: lets get to the gifts shall we...
Brian: wait! I had a story about the big OU vs. UT game this weekend.
Christy: well it is gift time for Mandy! go share your story with Troy! (hi-fives Mandy)
Rohan: (lugs the gifts in)
Mandy: (destroys any and all wrapping paper) oh looky, I have some perfume and tube socks! thanks Christy!
and I got the complete Seinfeld box set and the Dirty Dancing behind the Scenes DVD! thanks Rohan!
Brian: (comes running in slopping tuna everywhere) here ya go Mandy! a fresh bucket of tuna!
Mandy: umm thanks... I'll put it in the fridge next to last years bucket.
*thud*
crew rushes out to what the commotion is.
Troy is laying butt up covered in tuna.
Brian: dude, beat you, I already gave it to her.
Rohan: lets go Mandy, it is time to celebrate your birthday and go eat some dingdong cake!
Christy catches a ride with Rohan and Mandy while Brian and Troy clean up the tuna.
*Station Announcement* From all of us here at the Superfriends, we would like to congratulate Mandy on her 35th birthday.
movie fone guy: join us next time as we recap Mandy's halfway to 70 birthday! did Brian clean up the tuna in time to meet up Rohan/Mandy/Christy? is Troy recovered from his tuna mishap? all these questions and more will be answered next time on 93.8 the Superfriends!
Christy: ok, Brian, tomorrow is Mandy's birthday.
Brian: so, I guess we need to get her some kind of gift?
Christy: yes, I was thinking of something she could use, not a gift card.
Brian: I bet she needs another bucket of tuna!
Christy: ummm no, probably not..
Brian: How about State Fair tickets?
Christy: how about some perfume and something from Sam Moon?
Brian: tuna is cheaper!
8:45 a.m. preshow meeting
Christy: ok guys, I have an idea on how to celebrate Mandy's birthday!
Brian: I thought we did that yesterday?
Christy: no, we bought her gifts yesterday. (smacks forehead)
Rohan: well, I already did the flower thing and I plan on taking her out to her favorite restaurant.
Brian: (leans over to Rohan) don't take her anywhere they serve tuna.
Troy: *giggles*
Christy: Brian, did you get her tuna after I explicity told you not too?
Brian: what, she likes it!
Troy: (seen taking the gift of tuna that he bought for Mandy and putting it under his desk)
Christy: ok ok, does everyone understand the plan?
crew: yes!
blasting through the airwaves welcoming the Superfriends is The Hokey Pokey by Al Tabor.
Christy: (fuming) why was Hillsong United not played? (looking around)
Brian: ummm, er, well, I told Troy to press play.
Troy: dude, you said this was better and to play.............
Brian: what my good friend meant to say was.............
Christy: we'll discuss this later!
Rohan: hey cool song, but not the one we planned on.
Christy: sorry Ro, my hubby thought this would be funny.
Rohan: well it wasn't!!
Mandy: (getting settled in her chair) hey guys, I'm digging the new song.
Brian: (sticks his tongue out a Christy)
Christy: well, we have a awesome show today!
Brian: yes we do. we'll be talking all things Cowboys, Stars and OU/UT weekend.
Troy: plus, we have some great news.
Christy: tap the brakes my little rotund friend. we don't want to let the cat out of the bag!
Troy: what cat? I'm talking about the triatholon that I will be training for.
Mandy: (guffaw, snort, laugh, teetee) you train?
Brian: well actually, I'll be training with him!
Rohan: (looks on enviously)
Christy: well that is great and all but I'm talking about a special birthday amongst the crew.
Mandy: (clapping uncontrollably)
Brian: Christy, I bought the candles and the fire extinguisher. (hi-fives Troy)
Mandy: well, if that was a joke, and I don't know if it was, it was not funny. plus, you're older than me anyways!
Rohan: this has broken down into a cluster...
Christy throws it to a commercial break and unleashes something awful on Brian and Troy.
Brian and Troy looked on horrified at what Christy is saying to them. Brian and Troy mingle to each other that they didn't know Christy knew such foul language.
*back from break*
Brian: hey guys, we have a special caller on the Whataburger "thats how you like it" guest hotline. caller go ahead!
caller: (in a very heavy southern accent) happy birthday to my beautiful daughter, Mandy!
Mandy: awwwww momma, thank you very much!
caller: I just wanted to wish a very happy birthday and see if you wanted to come over and eat some dingdong cake?
Rohan: (butts in) we'll be there! what time?
Mandy: momma, I'll be over after the show. bye!
caller: Jesus loves you!
Brian: very cool, I love dingdong cake as well.
Christy: well hon, you have some triatholon training remember?
Brian: (schlumps shoulders)
Rohan: lets get to the gifts shall we...
Brian: wait! I had a story about the big OU vs. UT game this weekend.
Christy: well it is gift time for Mandy! go share your story with Troy! (hi-fives Mandy)
Rohan: (lugs the gifts in)
Mandy: (destroys any and all wrapping paper) oh looky, I have some perfume and tube socks! thanks Christy!
and I got the complete Seinfeld box set and the Dirty Dancing behind the Scenes DVD! thanks Rohan!
Brian: (comes running in slopping tuna everywhere) here ya go Mandy! a fresh bucket of tuna!
Mandy: umm thanks... I'll put it in the fridge next to last years bucket.
*thud*
crew rushes out to what the commotion is.
Troy is laying butt up covered in tuna.
Brian: dude, beat you, I already gave it to her.
Rohan: lets go Mandy, it is time to celebrate your birthday and go eat some dingdong cake!
Christy catches a ride with Rohan and Mandy while Brian and Troy clean up the tuna.
*Station Announcement* From all of us here at the Superfriends, we would like to congratulate Mandy on her 35th birthday.
movie fone guy: join us next time as we recap Mandy's halfway to 70 birthday! did Brian clean up the tuna in time to meet up Rohan/Mandy/Christy? is Troy recovered from his tuna mishap? all these questions and more will be answered next time on 93.8 the Superfriends!
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Fax Fodder
previously on the Superfriends:
Mandy: Rohan, I made you ding dong cake!
Rohan: (in boyish glee) thanks hon!
Mandy: maybe I should call Brian and Christy and invite them over so Brian can partake in the cake.
Rohan: Mandy, I like them and all but..... this cake is mine and I can't stand hearing about how Brian beat me in basketball again!
Mandy: (dialing Brian/Christy's cell)
preshow meeting 9:51 a.m.
Rohan: well the ratings are in for the Tampa game and Christy you did a smash up job!
Christy: why thank you, it was hot down there but I persevered.
Brian: what about the pre and post game show ratings?
Rohan: well it seems like they were good for the pre but terrible for the post.
Troy: I wonder why?
Mandy: well lets see, I was on the pre-game show and you were on the post-game show, so....
Troy: (swivels in his chair and turns on the Golf Channel)
Christy: so where do I go next?
Brian: babe, did you not look at the Cowboys calendar magnet on the fridge?
Christy: no!
Brian: did you not look at the Cowboys calendar hanging in our room?
Christy: no!
Brian: did you not...
Mandy: for the love of all, you will be going to Denver, they play the Broncos!
Christy: I get to go to Denver Colorado????
Brian: did you not......
VooDoo Child by Jimi Hendrix is heard blasting through the Superfriends studio welcoming the wildly popular Superfriends show to the airwaves.
Brian: welcome one and all. today we have a fantabulous show on tap!
Mandy: did you just say fantabulous?
Brian: yes, look it up.
Christy: hate to interrupt, but when is the flight leaving to DENVER? ( Christy is in full hiking and camping regalia)
Troy: ummm, Christy, your flight leaves Friday at 2:00, so why the outdoors getup?
Christy: what, can a girl not be excited?
Brian: anyways, on the show today we will cover the Cowboys season so far, the Rangers season look back and have a live report on the State Fair of Texas.
Mandy: who is doing the live report?
Rohan: Oh guys, forgot to mention, we need a volunteer to do a live report at the Fair.
Christy: why can't you do it, we are all busy!
Rohan: well for one I am the boss, and second I have a tee time in 30 minutes.
Mandy: what, you said your back hurt still from Brian beating you in basketball.
Rohan: (ring ring) well my buddy is here to pick me up, better run.
Mandy: (peers outside to see who picking up her beloved) hey, that is Dr. Manley!
*character update* Dr. Manley is a chiropracter in the metroplex and a friend of the show.
Christy: Dr. Manley!!! haven't seen him in years...
Brian: lets get back to the show shall we. Christy, your plane leaves at 2:00 on Friday and the game is at 3:15 on Sunday afternoon.
Christy: awesome, I'll have plenty of time to be one with nature!
Troy: well not actually, you will need to cover the Cowboys press conference and the walk through.
Christy: please! I WILL get in some outdoorsy fun!!!
Troy: Brian, will you get your scene under control?
Brian: what? I was doing some research on the Cowboys.
Mandy: this should be good!
Brian: Christy has enough journalistic integrity to know when and how much to cover on the Cowboys. I think a little outdoors will do some good for the soul.
Christy: that is my man!!!
Troy: so....
Mandy: so, Troy get over it.
Brian: ok lets briefly talk Rangers.
Mandy: why, they suck!
Christy: baseball is boring.
Troy: bro, it IS football season!
Brian: all good points! see that was brief.
Brian: ok I vote Mandy to do the live report from the Fair!
Mandy: ok!
Brian: what, no fight or choice words?
Mandy: nope, actually me and Christy are going.
Brian: but Rohan said only one can go!
Mandy: well one he ain't here and two he is playing golf!
Christy: how is that for scene control Troy!
Troy: (opens a Shiner and flips on ESPN)
Brian: ok well sounds like a good idea. ya'll check in when you get there.
Mandy: we'll check in when we check in! (hi-fives Christy)
Brian: ok, lets talk some football and take some calls. (trying to distance from the bravado of the girls)
*to be continued*
Will Rohan beat Dr. Manley in golf?
Will Troy ever stop drinking Shiner?
Will Christy and Mandy check in live from the Fair?
Will Brian take calls?
join us next time on the Superfriends, as we try to answer all these important questions!
93.8 the Superfriends was sponsored by Subway EAT FRESH and by Starbucks THE ONLY COFFEE SHOP STILL STANDING.
Mandy: Rohan, I made you ding dong cake!
Rohan: (in boyish glee) thanks hon!
Mandy: maybe I should call Brian and Christy and invite them over so Brian can partake in the cake.
Rohan: Mandy, I like them and all but..... this cake is mine and I can't stand hearing about how Brian beat me in basketball again!
Mandy: (dialing Brian/Christy's cell)
preshow meeting 9:51 a.m.
Rohan: well the ratings are in for the Tampa game and Christy you did a smash up job!
Christy: why thank you, it was hot down there but I persevered.
Brian: what about the pre and post game show ratings?
Rohan: well it seems like they were good for the pre but terrible for the post.
Troy: I wonder why?
Mandy: well lets see, I was on the pre-game show and you were on the post-game show, so....
Troy: (swivels in his chair and turns on the Golf Channel)
Christy: so where do I go next?
Brian: babe, did you not look at the Cowboys calendar magnet on the fridge?
Christy: no!
Brian: did you not look at the Cowboys calendar hanging in our room?
Christy: no!
Brian: did you not...
Mandy: for the love of all, you will be going to Denver, they play the Broncos!
Christy: I get to go to Denver Colorado????
Brian: did you not......
VooDoo Child by Jimi Hendrix is heard blasting through the Superfriends studio welcoming the wildly popular Superfriends show to the airwaves.
Brian: welcome one and all. today we have a fantabulous show on tap!
Mandy: did you just say fantabulous?
Brian: yes, look it up.
Christy: hate to interrupt, but when is the flight leaving to DENVER? ( Christy is in full hiking and camping regalia)
Troy: ummm, Christy, your flight leaves Friday at 2:00, so why the outdoors getup?
Christy: what, can a girl not be excited?
Brian: anyways, on the show today we will cover the Cowboys season so far, the Rangers season look back and have a live report on the State Fair of Texas.
Mandy: who is doing the live report?
Rohan: Oh guys, forgot to mention, we need a volunteer to do a live report at the Fair.
Christy: why can't you do it, we are all busy!
Rohan: well for one I am the boss, and second I have a tee time in 30 minutes.
Mandy: what, you said your back hurt still from Brian beating you in basketball.
Rohan: (ring ring) well my buddy is here to pick me up, better run.
Mandy: (peers outside to see who picking up her beloved) hey, that is Dr. Manley!
*character update* Dr. Manley is a chiropracter in the metroplex and a friend of the show.
Christy: Dr. Manley!!! haven't seen him in years...
Brian: lets get back to the show shall we. Christy, your plane leaves at 2:00 on Friday and the game is at 3:15 on Sunday afternoon.
Christy: awesome, I'll have plenty of time to be one with nature!
Troy: well not actually, you will need to cover the Cowboys press conference and the walk through.
Christy: please! I WILL get in some outdoorsy fun!!!
Troy: Brian, will you get your scene under control?
Brian: what? I was doing some research on the Cowboys.
Mandy: this should be good!
Brian: Christy has enough journalistic integrity to know when and how much to cover on the Cowboys. I think a little outdoors will do some good for the soul.
Christy: that is my man!!!
Troy: so....
Mandy: so, Troy get over it.
Brian: ok lets briefly talk Rangers.
Mandy: why, they suck!
Christy: baseball is boring.
Troy: bro, it IS football season!
Brian: all good points! see that was brief.
Brian: ok I vote Mandy to do the live report from the Fair!
Mandy: ok!
Brian: what, no fight or choice words?
Mandy: nope, actually me and Christy are going.
Brian: but Rohan said only one can go!
Mandy: well one he ain't here and two he is playing golf!
Christy: how is that for scene control Troy!
Troy: (opens a Shiner and flips on ESPN)
Brian: ok well sounds like a good idea. ya'll check in when you get there.
Mandy: we'll check in when we check in! (hi-fives Christy)
Brian: ok, lets talk some football and take some calls. (trying to distance from the bravado of the girls)
*to be continued*
Will Rohan beat Dr. Manley in golf?
Will Troy ever stop drinking Shiner?
Will Christy and Mandy check in live from the Fair?
Will Brian take calls?
join us next time on the Superfriends, as we try to answer all these important questions!
93.8 the Superfriends was sponsored by Subway EAT FRESH and by Starbucks THE ONLY COFFEE SHOP STILL STANDING.
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