Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Superfriends Birthday Edition!

previously on the Superfriends:

Brian's family: (singing) Happy Birthday to youuuuuuuuuu!
Christy's family: (singing very uninterestedly) Happy Birthday!
Christy's brother: how old are you now? 31??
Brian: thank you for all the gifts, this was a good time. ummm thanks for the bucket of tuna Mrs. Robinson, I'll put it in the fridge when I get home. (wonders why he got tuna)
Christy: ok, well we are off. it is time for our daily run!
Brian: but it is my birthday!!
Christy: exactly, you want to have some more of these right? come on lets go..... (patting her side)

preshow meeting: (in the womens bathroom)
Trey: why are we in here?
Christy: so Brian won't see us.
Trey: (leaning on a tampon rack) why, is that bad?
Christy: duh! it is his birthday and we are planning a big show for him...
Mandy: no one planned a big show for me! (wimpering)
Rohan: hon, we will on your next birthday, but lets stay focused here, Brian is the main host!
Mandy: but we are co-hosts..............
Christy: ok, so everyone understand the plan?
crew: (collectively) yes!

Brian: (arriving in studio) hey guys!
Mandy: we're not planning anything......
Christy: what she meant to say was, we are not planning any more firefighters or Christopher Meloni interviews for awhile.
Brian: ok, why?
Christy: ummm because they lower our listenership. (grasping for answers)
(whispers to Mandy) thanks alot!
Rohan: ok we ready to roll?
Brian: no preshow meeting?
Rohan: not today boss, we are starting early.
Mandy: when will the Blowhards be back, I'm tired of covering for them.
Rohan: we will divulge that news in the coming days. that is what is called a tease!
Mandy: don't call me a tease!!!!
Christy: Mandy, it is called that in radio terms, to keep listeners listening! (OMG, I'm a failure, why I am here)
Trey: ok we are on in 2 and 2. (pays homage to Chuck Woolery)

Master of Puppets is heard headbanging through the plush and air conditioned studios, welcoming the Superfriends!
Brian: wow, what happened to Jimi Hendrix?
Christy: o, I must have hit the wrong button.
Mandy: Christy, you didn't, we decided to play it for his birth...................
Rohan: (covering Mandy' mouth) alright anyways, lets get right to the show.
Brian: Christy, can you turn up my headphones, I couldn't hear what Mandy said.
Christy: (whew) ok, is that better?
Brian: yes. ok on todays show, we will......
Christy: ummm Brian dear, we have come up with a special show for today.
Brian: ok cool, what is it?
Trey: well we have a special instudio guest!
Brian: (clapping uncontrollably) who is it?
Mandy: guess? we'll give you 3 guesses...
Brian: ok, Meg Ryan!
Christy: ummm no, she is still being a dryed up hag somewhere!
Trey: (gasp)
Brian: ummm Kevin Von Erich?
Rohan: no, he said he wouldn't come until we got rid of Mandy....
Mandy: hey!!!! all he had to do was answer the question.
Trey: but Mandy, Kerry Von Erich is dead and has been for awhile... so he couldn't come to our car wash!
Christy: ok, it seems like you won't guess correctly, so................... (motioning for the guest to come in)
Troy saunters back into the studio!
Brian: dude, welcome back! how was Africa?
Troy: it was good but hot! I'm glad to be home and right back here amongst the Superfriends!
Mandy: (throws up in her mouth)
Christy: you like the surprise? Brian: o boy do I!
Brian: now I have my best bud back....
Rohan: so we still gonna play ball after the show?
Brian: well I mean, if Troy doesn't wan to go to Uncle Julio's or something...
Troy: o bro, we can go after!
Rohan: sweet! I got ball first....
Christy: ok babe, that is not all! I have another gift for you.
Brian: ok, what is it?
Christy: (pulling out the gift) here ya go!
Brian: O wow! a Mariska Hargitay autographed picture!!!!
Mandy: she's not that hot....
male crew + Christy: she is too!!!!!
Brian: this is the best birthday ever!
Mandy: my birthday is in October!
Rohan: Mandy, now is not the time!
Christy: (whispers to Mandy) I have a in with Patrick Swayze!
Mandy: (bounces giddily in her chair)
Brian: you ok Mandy?
Mandy: Yes why?
Troy: alright my man, just call me when you beat Rohan, I mean when you finish playing bball.
Christy: I want to thank all the listeners for e-mailing Brian birthday wishes.
Brian: yes thank you all!
Mandy: all 3 of them!
Brian: what was that Mandy???
Mandy: I said all 300 of them.
Rohan: well we better wrap this show up, some of us have a ballgame to get ready for!
Trey: (reads the Rangers boxscore from the previous night)
Christy: must we do this every show?
Trey: hey, its baseball, everyone loves baseball!
Christy: (why am I here?)


I Disappear by Metallica is played closing the show!
Brian asks Christy if we can change the opening music to Metallica?
Christy tells Brian not to push it, we know it is your birthday but we all have birthdays, remember that!
Mandy laces up Rohan's shoes for him.
Troy gathers his Africa artifacts glumly hoping to have showed them off during the show.
Trey finishes off the rest of the bucket of tuna in the fridge.

moviefone guy: join us next time on 93.8 the Superfriends as we detail the epic basketball game between Brian and Rohan! As we chronicle Christy's next career move! Will we get to see Troy's African artifacts? will Trey recover from his tuna binge?
also, Happy Birthday Brian!!!! (now where is my check for doing this slop?

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Sturm and Drong

previously on the Superfriends:

Brian: (calling Christy on the phone)
*ring ring*
*ring ring*
Brian: man, where is she at? I'll try her one more time.
*ring ring*
*ring ring*
Brian: hmmmpphhh!
Christy: (laying out at the apt. pool, oblivious that her cell phone has rung off the hook)

7:27 a.m. at the Superfriends 5k Fun Run!
Brian: wow, it is early!
Christy: yep, I shouldn't have eaten that bowl of cereal.
Brian: ah babe, you will be fine, keep a good pace.
Christy: keep a good pace, I have to beat that goober Rohan!
Mandy: (breathing hard) hey guys, I just finished!
Brian: the race doesn't start for another 30 minutes??
Christy: why did you already run?
Mandy: well actually, I didn't run, I walked/jogged.
Christy: ummm ok, but why? we have to run as a crew.
Mandy: huh? (breathing hard still) I thought I could run early and get it out of the way.
Brian: Mandy, our 5k contract says we have to run as crew.
Mandy: (vomits up her cheerios and bananas)
Rohan: (finishes stretching) ok, we all here?
Christy: yes were all here.
Mandy: (whispers to Rohan) hon, I can't run, I already ran this morning.
Rohan: (whispers back to Mandy) thought you went to get Starbucks!
Brian: all crew members have to run, it says right here! (holding the contract)
Rohan: Mandy, sorry gotta go with the paper.....
Mandy: (dry heaves in the bushes)
Christy: wow, we actually have a good turnout!

7:59 a.m.
Trey: (who is emceeing the event) one minute til the start!
Mandy: why doesn't Trey have to run??
Rohan: Mandy, he has an old football injury, so I excused him.
Mandy: what???????

(Trey holds up the gun, and POW!)
*the runners are off*

Rohan takes a slight lead to start followed by a dearth of other runners including Brian and Christy.
Mandy is seen hunched over the rail snotting!
Christy and Brian enjoy a brisk pace while passing the occasional 50 yr. old with stroller full of kids.....
Rohan is still out in front and ignores the sharp pain in the side of his stomach.
Mandy has finally began and trips over her untied shoe.
Christy encourages Brian to keep at it, while Brian stays strong!
about halfway through and a small pack emerges in the lead and Rohan tries vigorously to keep pace.
Brian motions Christy to go on but Christy will have none of it and demands Brian to man up and keep running. Christy douses herself with water while Brian leans in for the drops of water.
Rohan is in terrible pain but runs on.
Mandy is now walking as 5 and 6 yr olds pass by as do the elderly!
Rohan grabs the cups of water at the water station and throws them down in a heap.
Christy pats her booty and tells Brian to keep pace.
*1/4 mile left*

Mandy just now passes the 2 mile mark. only the obese and the blind are behind her.
Rohan sees Christy and Brian out of the corner of his eye and kicks into gear only to pull a butt muscle and collapse in a pile of human sweat.
Christy looks on at Rohan as she passes by and gives him a knowing wink. Brian is out of gas but knows he has Rohan beat.
Mandy has been given a piggy back ride by a local firefighter who thought she was in dire need.
(firefighter doesn't know she was just absurdly out of shape)
Christy and Brian finish the run in the top half of the runners and celebrate with giddy front hugs and butt pats.
As Mandy approaches Rohan, the firefighter abandons the piggyback and tends to Rohan. Rohan shrugs off any help and limps across the finish line. Mandy is so tired from the run that she forgets to cross the line and slumps against a tree and nods off.
Brian and Christy exchange pleasantries with the public and Rohan stomps off in a huff.
Mandy is awaken by the "park people" (aka the homeless). Frightened, she runs across the finish line in the time of 1 hour and 53 minutes.

(on speaker phone) Trey thanks everyone for coming out to the 1st Annual Superfriends 5k Fun Run!
Rohan is distraught because Christy AND Brian beat him in the run. Mandy is hiding from the crew due to her embarrassing showing.
Trey hands out T-shirts and party gifts to the winners.

moviefone guy: join us next time on the 93.8 the Superfriends as we talk in detail about the 5k Fun Run! Will Christy gloat to Rohan? will Brian read the run times of the crew? will Mandy show her face again?

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Don't Tread On Me!

previously on the Superfriends:

Christy: Marco!
Brian: Polo!
Christy: Marco!
Brian: Polo!

9:10 a.m. preshow meeting

Rohan: ok guys, we need new ideas on how to raise money and listenership. anybody have ideas?
Christy: I have an idea. how about not talk sports!
Brian: WHAT!!!!
Christy: well sports is boring!
Mandy: I agree!
Rohan: Mandy, you just watched a Mavericks DVD special last night and you even cried!
Mandy: well they lost by 2....
Brian: sports is the very fabric of life!
Christy: that is a problem.
Rohan: ok, we will table this debate. anyone have any other better ideas!
Brian: well how about doing a community outreach, like, a 5k run!
Christy: (ears perked up at the thought of a 5k)
Mandy: you mean, like, us participate???
Brian: ummmm yes, we can put it on and run ourselves as well.
Rohan: you might be onto something here Brian.
Mandy: what about my idea?
Rohan: ummm Mandy, having a bake sale would not be feasible...
Brian: (giggle)
Christy: yes, we can have timed running, and even a kids 1 mile run...
Brian: we can charge a minimal $9.38.
Mandy: why only $9.38?
Rohan: (leans over to explain that that is our station numbers)
Mandy: O!
Rohan: ok lets get to work and get some sponsors as well......

Voodoo Child is heard whistling through the studios...
Brian: welcome one and all to a very important and beneficial edition of the Superfriends.
Mandy: yes, we have big news today!
Brian: right you are Mandy! I'll let my beautiful wife explain the details. (runs out to get a warm bagel from the commons area)
Christy: yes today, I am happy to announce we are hosting a Superfriends 5k run.
Mandy: you mean 5k walk right Christy?
Christy: actually, no it will be a run!
Rohan: but there will be walking allowed right?
Christy: ummmm no this is a run, people run 5k's not walk..
Brian: (returns) ok, what did I miss?
Mandy: Christy seems to think you have to run a 5k and no walking is allowed..
Christy: (looking at Brian sternly)
Brian: ummm, yeah, er, ummm, you can only run no walking. walking is for wimps!
Rohan: ok, well now that we have that cleared up!
Christy: yes, you can enter at superfriends@superfriends.com and the entry fee is only $9.38.
shirts will provided.
Mandy: I want a small...
Christy: umm Mandy, go on the website and order them there.
Rohan: yes it will be easier to track this way...
Christy: I will be running barefoot.
Brian: why, your feet will get dirty!!!
Mandy: that is why they have soap on a rope Brian!
Rohan: well I for one will be the pacesetter....
Christy: o really!
Brian: then I'll be the rearsetter! (giggles outloud) get it! rearse.....
Christy: yes we get it!
Rohan: well, you need a strong man to be the pacesetter..
Christy: o do you???
Mandy: ok ok well , when will this 5k run commence?
Brian: let me look, seems like we have it down for July 22nd............. wait a minute, this my birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mandy: o too bad, thought you were getting another lazy day in huh??
Brian: (whining like a 5 yr old) Christy, this not fair!
Rohan: do you realize, it should only take you 35 minutes or so.
Christy: it will take me 31 minutes.
Rohan: ok, well, it will only take me 30 minutes....
Mandy: is this a peeing contest or what?
Christy/Rohan: no that would be weird.
Brian: ok, let the best man or WOMAN win... (winks at Christy)

Trey recaps the Rangers boxscore from the previous nights game.........

moviefone guy: join us next time as we get ready for the thrilling results of the 5k. will Rohan beat out Christy, or will Christy show off her dominance in running..? will Brian finish the race? will Mandy show up and run or call in sick? next time on 93.8 the Superfriends!!!

Monday, July 13, 2009

Wherever I May Roam!

previously on the Superfriends:

during a recent outside exercise event-
Brian: man, that run felt good!
Christy: yes it did, we did good!
Brian: (slowing down from the run) I feel better.
Christy: (motioning to Brian to keep up): come on, keep up.
Brian: I am, you just have to tell me what to do all the time.....
Christy: you are not suppose to slow walk after a run, fast walk, come on......
Brian: (passes out from fast walking) thud!!!!!!


no preshow meeting

Brian: no preshow meeting?? I got here early and everything...
Christy: you always get places early... people don't like that!
Brian: what people??
Christy: people!
Mandy: hey guys, whats up today?
Christy: nothing, just marital mumbo jumbo!
Mandy: o, ya'll are arguing again huh?
Rohan: Mandy, you made us late for the preshow meeting!
Brian: wait a minute! we had a preshow meeting??
Rohan: yes, but noooo we had to stop by Starbucks....
Mandy: I'm sorry, I had a gift card that was burning a hole in pants!
Christy: did you bring me any?
Rohan: hey, lets stay on track here. today, I want to do a segment where we have a wireless mic and we go interview people on the streets.
Christy: who is gonna do that, it is too hot outside!
Brian: ummmm, I can't because I'll burn too easy.
Mandy: you will have clothes on silly!
Christy: I can't either, b/c I have to run the boards and produce...
Rohan: Brian and Christy, you are right, Mandy is the right choice.
Mandy: what the!
Brian: the thermometor only reads 103 Mandy!
Mandy: (seen crying and already sweating)

Voodoo Child by Jimi Hendrix is heard pumping through the air conditioned studios welcoming the Superfriends crew...
Brian: welcome humans to another hot edition of the Superfriends. On todays show we will introduce a new segment called watching Mandy sweat to death! (giggles)
Christy: Brian be nice, it is called Going Wireless Mandy!
Mandy: hey, why is the a.c. turned down so low in here?
Rohan: babe, it is 102 outside!
Brian: actually Ro, it is 104 now...
Mandy: (schlumps in her chair)
Christy: first off, where was the Blowhards today?
Rohan: well it seems like they have been put on hiatus for awhile..
Brian: you mean they have been fired???
Christy: fired?? why?
Rohan: well lets not get ahead of ourselves, but they are on hiatus and thoughts are they might be replaced. are we on the air?
Brian: yes, why?
Rohan: dadgummit Christy, I thought I motioned for you to go to break!
Christy: sorry, I was applying suntan lotion to your wife....
Brian: anyways, can we give the people what they want and do the Rangers boxscore again?
Rohan: yes of course, this is one of our most listened to segments.
Christy: it is???? (leaves to go destroy the doughnut table)
Mandy: (leaves to go apply more suntan lotion)
-boxscore music is being played, while Brian reads fervently-
Brian: ok, now that that is out of the way, is Mandy ready?
Christy: yes, she looks like Casper the ghost with so much lotion on...
Mandy: (not happy) I'm ready!!!
Rohan: ok Mandy, take this wireless mic and go downstairs and interview people at the park or along the streets....
Mandy: do we not have a defined area for me to do this??
Brian: ummm we said the park and along the streets.
Christy: go outside and give us like 10 minutes before you turn the mic on!
Mandy: what??????
*station break*
back from break-

Brian: Mandy do we have you?
Mandy: (sweating) yes!
Christy: ok walk over to the park and see who you can find.
Mandy: the park is about a mile away.
Brian: well run then...
Mandy: I'm not................
Rohan: come on Mandy, less complaining and more doing..
Christy: (snarfs another doughnut while she waits for Mandy)
Rohan and Brian: (drink some cool icy unsweet tea)
Mandy: ok, I'm finally here. what should I ask?
Brian: you didn't bring the questions??
Christy: good grief! ok, well look over on the courts and see if you see anyone?
Mandy: yes, there are some really big men over there.
Rohan: ask them if they have any game?
Mandy: ummm, one just drank from a brown paper bag!
Brian: ask them if you can play next? (giggles)
Christy: what kind of shoes are they wearing?
Mandy: ( in a sweaty 5 yr. old voice) hey guys, what are we playing here?
crew: (slaps their collective foreheads)
Trey is seen bringing in smoothies from Smoothie King's.
player: ma'am, we are playing a game here.
Mandy: right, ummmmmm
Rohan: ask them if they played in college?
player 2: little lady, this prolly isn't the place for you to be!
Mandy: right, I better come............
Rohan: nooo, go to the driveway of the studio and find someone to ask a question to.
Brian: was he any good at basketball?
Mandy: (whispering and lightly jogging away) OMG, they weren't playing basketball.
Christy: what were they doing?
Mandy: lets just say there was money exchanged!
Brian: this is radio gold!
Rohan: ok, Mandy I think it is time to come up.
Christy: yes better be on the safe side.
Brian: wow! I think I hear cop sirens!
Mandy: (in a dead sprint back, whispering) I think something illegal just happened!
Brian: this is crazy and we got it live...
Rohan: (meets Mandy at the door) you did great hon!
Christy: (would offer her a doughnut but she ate them all)
Trey: hey Mandy, Rohan didn't say to get you a smoothie.
Brian: (looking out the window, sees the policemen rounding up the roughians) awesome!


Rohan is comforting Mandy, and offers her to not have to go back outside for the wireless segment. Mandy declines and says she is proud of her accomplishment and says she'll do it again tomorrow.
Christy fields calls from the uniformed police officers. Brian is still glued to the window, intrigued about his past failed game of basketball!

moviefone guy: join us next time as we replay Mandy's jaunt into radio gold! will someone try to talk Mandy out of this dangerous but fun segment? will Christy recover from her doughnut binge? will Brian recapture his once promising basketball game? next time on 93.8 the Superfriends!!!

Friday, July 10, 2009

Hero of the Day

previously on the Superfriends:

at the Peters/Robinson residence:
Brian: man that was a good dinner!
Christy: yes it was.
Brian: (getting up from the couch) ok, lets put the dishes up.
Christy: (wiping ranch dressing from her mouth) ok.
Brian: ok, I'll rinse the dishes off, you put them in the dishwasher.
Christy: Brian, I have to go #1! I'll be right back.
Brian: you just don't want to put the dishes in the washer.
Christy: (urinates on the floor so she can help with the dishes) happy?

9:24 a.m. preshow meeting
Rohan: ok, let go over some of the recent Neilson Ratings.
Mandy: what are those?
Christy: they are the numbers that tell if we suck or not....
Brian: and if we have enough listeners.
Mandy: (looks confused)
Rohan: seems like we did very well on Thursday and Friday but then tapered off at the end of the show Friday afternoon.
Brian: hmmmmm, I was here by myself on Thursday and Friday.
Christy: what are you getting at Brian?
Mandy: hey wait a minute, we closed the show on Friday!
Rohan: well then it looks like for some reason Brian pulled in a lot of listeners.
and we lost listeners when you two took over.
Christy: and this means?
Brian: this means I have a cult following.
Mandy: this is the work of the devil!!!
Rohan: (slaps his forehead)

10:59 a.m. on the Blowhards:
Mushmouth Josh: so there you have it, a blow by blow description of our hunting trip.
DK: thats what she said!
MushMouth Josh: that makes no sense...
DK: (giggles) ok well, it looks like the Superfriends show is riproaring ready to go!
MushMouth Josh: already, we haven't even got to the part of Rohan ripping his pants while shooting a deer!
Mandy: wait a minute, I want to hear this!
Rohan: ok ok , we are late, lets get this show on the road. (motions to the Blowhards to leave the premises)
Christy: we are on in 3.2.1 (points to Brian, to signal we are on the air)
Brian: (thinks he is number 1 due to the ratings and waives back at Christy)
Mandy: (is seen waving very elementary style as well)
Christy: (opens the show)

a mix of Voodoo Child by Jimi Hendrix and Welcome to the Jungle by Guns N' Roses can be heard through the sweltering heat of the studios.
Brian: (look at Christy perplexed) welcome one and all to another joculary edifying edition of the Superfriends.
Mandy: (seen furioulsy looking up joculary)
Christy: did you like my mix Brian?
Brian: why yes I did, preferred Metallica instead of Guns N' Roses but who is being picky here!
Mandy: I for one liked it Christy.
Brian: anyways, on the big show today we will recap Christy and Mandy's road trip, peruse the Neilson ratings, and once again, due to rabid approval, read the Ranger boxscores from the night before..
Christy: must we do the boxscore, baseball is so boring!
Mandy: hey, doesn't Lance Nix still play for the Rangers?? he's a hot!
Brian: Mandy, we traded him like 4 years ago, keep up, will ya!
Rohan: ok guys, we have e-mails pouring in wanting to hear about the trip.
Christy: ok yes, first the drive down was hilarious.
Mandy: (interrupting) yes, we listened to hip-hop, rap and soul music!
Rohan: Mandy, you told me you were going to balance the checkbook on the drive down??
Christy: can we move it along here. anyways, yes the trip started off in true musical style. also we had Blue Bell ice cream on a couple of stops...
Brian: this is riveting! (in a sarcastic tone)
Christy: what was that Brian?
Brian: o, I said there is divet in the desk, here, somewhere... (looking down at the desk)
Mandy: after the said ice cream we made it to Big Bend State Park and before you know it, I look and Christy has already put up the tent and was roasting marshmellows.
Christy: well I was excited.
Brian: what other stuff did ya'll do?? (trying to move this story along)
Mandy: well we ate marshmellows something awful, I mean I barfed up so much white, I thought my mouth was snowing!
Rohan: ok ok, we are PG rated here!
Brian: then ya'll came back right!
Christy: noooo, that is still the first day!
(45 minutes has lapsed)
Brian: (chin on cheek asleep)
Mandy: and that is how we got away from the mountain lion!
Rohan: wow, Christy, you are brave! (has new found appreciation for women)
Christy: so what do you think Brian?
Brian: (rouses from his sleep) yes, that was cool!
Christy: did you hear a word we said?
Brian: (looking at Mandy for help)
Mandy: (pulls lent out of her pockets, showing no support for Brian in his time of need)
Brian: ummmm, well, that was cool right?
Christy: (throws it to break and unleashes fire and brimstone on Brian)
(back from break)
Rohan: well we are almost out of time, so lets read the boxscore from the Rangers game.
Mandy: did we win????

Brian is seen making nice with Christy after falling alseep during her story. he offers to go camping with her and hiking. Christy readily accepts......
Mandy and Rohan finish out the show recaping the Neilson ratings.

moviefone guy: join us next time on the 93.8 the Superfriends as we discuss the death of Michael Jackson and more importantly the death of Ed McMahon...

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

The Call of Ktulu

*station announcement*
my inbox is overflowing with questions and hate about what my blog titles mean. well if you were smart and or read some, you would know that these are Metallica song titles. thank you for your query.

previously on the Superfriends:

Peters/Robinson car trip to work:
Brian: (listening to rock) Hey babe, guess who this is?
Christy: (looking severely uninterested) I don't know, someone boring.
Brian: (sad puppy dog look) boring, they aren't boring, guess?
Christy: ummm, the one-armed drummer band.
Brian: (looks on confused) noooooo!
Christy: ummm, don't have a clue!
Brian: it is Metallica. how can you not know that, they have been around almost 28 years!
Christy: so, McDonalds has been around forever too and they suck!
Brian: but..... well..... nevermind!

no preshow meeting

Brian: welcome back to the show, in case you missed the interview with Kevin Von Erich, you can download it from our website once we get one.
today is the last day of vacations for the rest of our crew. to update everyone, Mandy and Christy went to the Big Bend State Park, and the guys all went hunting. don't know where and don't care!
lets take some calls shall we.
caller you are on the air.
caller: hey man, when will everyone be back? the shows are not the same!
Brian: well, like I said earlier, if you were listening. they will be back tomorrow.
next caller, you are on the air
next caller: hey Brian, first time caller here. what are these shows suppose to be about anyways?
Brian: well thanks for the call. these shows are suppose to be about sports and all that that implies. thanks for the call and keep listening.
looks like we have someone on the Whataburger hotline.
hotline caller go ahead.
hotline caller: hey bud, it is me Troy. I'm calling you from Africa.
Brian: wow really! you calling collect?
hotline caller: no..... I'm calling on the hotline, it is metro right?
Brian: should be, Christy set it up.
hotline caller: so, what is going on?
Brian: well I'm running the ship today, everyone is on a short sabbatical.
hotline caller: o ok, when they come back?
Brian: dammit, doesn't anyone listen to the show!
hotline caller: well I better go, a baboon is threatening the tent area again.
Brian: fine leave me in my time of need.
hotline caller: (muffling noise is heard)
Brian: wimp!

next up we will take a poll on who is better, Metallica (the kings of metal) or a defunct band called Guns N' Roses.
ok, here we go.
caller: GNR!
Brian: ok well GNR is up 1-0 but it is still early.
caller: GNR baby!
caller: GNR brutha!
Brian: ok ok, I see what is going on. I need to inform all the listeners of what songs were sung and by whom.
Metallica has awesome hits that include: Master of Puppets, Kill Em All and Enter Sandman.
GNR has one hit wonders: Welcome to the Jungle, Sweet Child of Mine and the clunker Patience.
onto some of your calls.
caller: Metallica.
Brian: now we talking.
caller: GNR!
caller: Metallica!
Brian: it is 4-2 GNR. still too early to tell.
caller: GNR.
caller: GNR
Brian: well I can see some of you are biased and I will not particpate in this mockery of a poll.
I declare Metallica the winner.
caller: thats not fair..........................
Brian: sorry about that, the poll is now closed.

(looking around the studio, empitness is felt)

Brian: well we only have 3 more hours to go before I am done here.
lets take some more calls.
caller: how can Metallica win.............
Brian: woops bad reception there call us back when you get a new cell phone.
looks like we have another caller into the hotline.
hotline caller: Brian, do you need me to bring some food to you?
Brian: grandma, that would be great!
hotline caller: ok, I'll be............
Brian: bye grandma!
next up we will read the boxscore from the Rangers game last night.
(boxscore music is being played)

Brian: (looks out into the studio) hey the cleaning crew is here, maybe I can ask them a few questions....
(grabs the wireless mic) excuse me, excuse me, can i ask you a few questions?
cleaning crew: no speaka espanol! (leaves in a huff)
Brian: well that was uncomfortable.
lets go to break. (looks around the empty studio again)

Brian: ok we are back and it looks like we have some visitors.
(Mandy and Christy are back early from their trip)
Brian: (runs to give Christy a big man hug and knocks over an unsuspecting Mandy in the process)
Mandy: heyyyyyy!, what tha.......
Brian: hey baby!
Christy: hey Brian, how are you?
Brian: o I'm fine! not been lonely at all!
Mandy: she didn't ask that?
Brian: (gives Mandy the stank eye)
Christy: so how has the show gone?
Mandy: why are there Taco Beuno wrappers everywhere?
Christy: and Dr. Pepper cans strewn about?
Brian: hey, listen, I have been here all by myself for a very long time, with no food to eat and an empty studio to keep me warm at night.
Mandy: (looks on confused)
Christy: babe, have you not showered since I left?
Brian: I rinsed!
Christy: well lets finish the show for you while you go home and shower and take a nap.
Mandy: good lord, this place doesn't look like it has been cleaned since we left!!!
Brian: I'll leave on one condition!
Mandy: what is that?
Brian: not talking to you Mandy. Christy will you make me some tea when you get home?
Christy: yes dear!
Mandy: isn't is cold brew?
Christy: just nod Mandy and smile.
Brian: (leaves the studio and is seen happily going home to take a shower and get ready for Christy to come home and make tea)
Mandy/Christy: wax on about their trip to Big Bend to finish out the show.

(in the parking lot, Rohan/Trey and the Blowhards are seen getting out of their car, returning from their trip)

at the Peters/Robinson residence
Brian is happy and welcoming the home for Christy

moviefone guy: join us next time on 93.8 the Superfriends as we discuss the trips and Brian's sole running of the show.
will things return to normal? what is normal?