Don't Tread On Me!

previously on the Superfriends:

Christy: Marco!
Brian: Polo!
Christy: Marco!
Brian: Polo!

9:10 a.m. preshow meeting

Rohan: ok guys, we need new ideas on how to raise money and listenership. anybody have ideas?
Christy: I have an idea. how about not talk sports!
Brian: WHAT!!!!
Christy: well sports is boring!
Mandy: I agree!
Rohan: Mandy, you just watched a Mavericks DVD special last night and you even cried!
Mandy: well they lost by 2....
Brian: sports is the very fabric of life!
Christy: that is a problem.
Rohan: ok, we will table this debate. anyone have any other better ideas!
Brian: well how about doing a community outreach, like, a 5k run!
Christy: (ears perked up at the thought of a 5k)
Mandy: you mean, like, us participate???
Brian: ummmm yes, we can put it on and run ourselves as well.
Rohan: you might be onto something here Brian.
Mandy: what about my idea?
Rohan: ummm Mandy, having a bake sale would not be feasible...
Brian: (giggle)
Christy: yes, we can have timed running, and even a kids 1 mile run...
Brian: we can charge a minimal $9.38.
Mandy: why only $9.38?
Rohan: (leans over to explain that that is our station numbers)
Mandy: O!
Rohan: ok lets get to work and get some sponsors as well......

Voodoo Child is heard whistling through the studios...
Brian: welcome one and all to a very important and beneficial edition of the Superfriends.
Mandy: yes, we have big news today!
Brian: right you are Mandy! I'll let my beautiful wife explain the details. (runs out to get a warm bagel from the commons area)
Christy: yes today, I am happy to announce we are hosting a Superfriends 5k run.
Mandy: you mean 5k walk right Christy?
Christy: actually, no it will be a run!
Rohan: but there will be walking allowed right?
Christy: ummmm no this is a run, people run 5k's not walk..
Brian: (returns) ok, what did I miss?
Mandy: Christy seems to think you have to run a 5k and no walking is allowed..
Christy: (looking at Brian sternly)
Brian: ummm, yeah, er, ummm, you can only run no walking. walking is for wimps!
Rohan: ok, well now that we have that cleared up!
Christy: yes, you can enter at superfriends@superfriends.com and the entry fee is only $9.38.
shirts will provided.
Mandy: I want a small...
Christy: umm Mandy, go on the website and order them there.
Rohan: yes it will be easier to track this way...
Christy: I will be running barefoot.
Brian: why, your feet will get dirty!!!
Mandy: that is why they have soap on a rope Brian!
Rohan: well I for one will be the pacesetter....
Christy: o really!
Brian: then I'll be the rearsetter! (giggles outloud) get it! rearse.....
Christy: yes we get it!
Rohan: well, you need a strong man to be the pacesetter..
Christy: o do you???
Mandy: ok ok well , when will this 5k run commence?
Brian: let me look, seems like we have it down for July 22nd............. wait a minute, this my birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mandy: o too bad, thought you were getting another lazy day in huh??
Brian: (whining like a 5 yr old) Christy, this not fair!
Rohan: do you realize, it should only take you 35 minutes or so.
Christy: it will take me 31 minutes.
Rohan: ok, well, it will only take me 30 minutes....
Mandy: is this a peeing contest or what?
Christy/Rohan: no that would be weird.
Brian: ok, let the best man or WOMAN win... (winks at Christy)

Trey recaps the Rangers boxscore from the previous nights game.........

moviefone guy: join us next time as we get ready for the thrilling results of the 5k. will Rohan beat out Christy, or will Christy show off her dominance in running..? will Brian finish the race? will Mandy show up and run or call in sick? next time on 93.8 the Superfriends!!!