Wherever I May Roam!

previously on the Superfriends:

during a recent outside exercise event-
Brian: man, that run felt good!
Christy: yes it did, we did good!
Brian: (slowing down from the run) I feel better.
Christy: (motioning to Brian to keep up): come on, keep up.
Brian: I am, you just have to tell me what to do all the time.....
Christy: you are not suppose to slow walk after a run, fast walk, come on......
Brian: (passes out from fast walking) thud!!!!!!


no preshow meeting

Brian: no preshow meeting?? I got here early and everything...
Christy: you always get places early... people don't like that!
Brian: what people??
Christy: people!
Mandy: hey guys, whats up today?
Christy: nothing, just marital mumbo jumbo!
Mandy: o, ya'll are arguing again huh?
Rohan: Mandy, you made us late for the preshow meeting!
Brian: wait a minute! we had a preshow meeting??
Rohan: yes, but noooo we had to stop by Starbucks....
Mandy: I'm sorry, I had a gift card that was burning a hole in pants!
Christy: did you bring me any?
Rohan: hey, lets stay on track here. today, I want to do a segment where we have a wireless mic and we go interview people on the streets.
Christy: who is gonna do that, it is too hot outside!
Brian: ummmm, I can't because I'll burn too easy.
Mandy: you will have clothes on silly!
Christy: I can't either, b/c I have to run the boards and produce...
Rohan: Brian and Christy, you are right, Mandy is the right choice.
Mandy: what the!
Brian: the thermometor only reads 103 Mandy!
Mandy: (seen crying and already sweating)

Voodoo Child by Jimi Hendrix is heard pumping through the air conditioned studios welcoming the Superfriends crew...
Brian: welcome humans to another hot edition of the Superfriends. On todays show we will introduce a new segment called watching Mandy sweat to death! (giggles)
Christy: Brian be nice, it is called Going Wireless Mandy!
Mandy: hey, why is the a.c. turned down so low in here?
Rohan: babe, it is 102 outside!
Brian: actually Ro, it is 104 now...
Mandy: (schlumps in her chair)
Christy: first off, where was the Blowhards today?
Rohan: well it seems like they have been put on hiatus for awhile..
Brian: you mean they have been fired???
Christy: fired?? why?
Rohan: well lets not get ahead of ourselves, but they are on hiatus and thoughts are they might be replaced. are we on the air?
Brian: yes, why?
Rohan: dadgummit Christy, I thought I motioned for you to go to break!
Christy: sorry, I was applying suntan lotion to your wife....
Brian: anyways, can we give the people what they want and do the Rangers boxscore again?
Rohan: yes of course, this is one of our most listened to segments.
Christy: it is???? (leaves to go destroy the doughnut table)
Mandy: (leaves to go apply more suntan lotion)
-boxscore music is being played, while Brian reads fervently-
Brian: ok, now that that is out of the way, is Mandy ready?
Christy: yes, she looks like Casper the ghost with so much lotion on...
Mandy: (not happy) I'm ready!!!
Rohan: ok Mandy, take this wireless mic and go downstairs and interview people at the park or along the streets....
Mandy: do we not have a defined area for me to do this??
Brian: ummm we said the park and along the streets.
Christy: go outside and give us like 10 minutes before you turn the mic on!
Mandy: what??????
*station break*
back from break-

Brian: Mandy do we have you?
Mandy: (sweating) yes!
Christy: ok walk over to the park and see who you can find.
Mandy: the park is about a mile away.
Brian: well run then...
Mandy: I'm not................
Rohan: come on Mandy, less complaining and more doing..
Christy: (snarfs another doughnut while she waits for Mandy)
Rohan and Brian: (drink some cool icy unsweet tea)
Mandy: ok, I'm finally here. what should I ask?
Brian: you didn't bring the questions??
Christy: good grief! ok, well look over on the courts and see if you see anyone?
Mandy: yes, there are some really big men over there.
Rohan: ask them if they have any game?
Mandy: ummm, one just drank from a brown paper bag!
Brian: ask them if you can play next? (giggles)
Christy: what kind of shoes are they wearing?
Mandy: ( in a sweaty 5 yr. old voice) hey guys, what are we playing here?
crew: (slaps their collective foreheads)
Trey is seen bringing in smoothies from Smoothie King's.
player: ma'am, we are playing a game here.
Mandy: right, ummmmmm
Rohan: ask them if they played in college?
player 2: little lady, this prolly isn't the place for you to be!
Mandy: right, I better come............
Rohan: nooo, go to the driveway of the studio and find someone to ask a question to.
Brian: was he any good at basketball?
Mandy: (whispering and lightly jogging away) OMG, they weren't playing basketball.
Christy: what were they doing?
Mandy: lets just say there was money exchanged!
Brian: this is radio gold!
Rohan: ok, Mandy I think it is time to come up.
Christy: yes better be on the safe side.
Brian: wow! I think I hear cop sirens!
Mandy: (in a dead sprint back, whispering) I think something illegal just happened!
Brian: this is crazy and we got it live...
Rohan: (meets Mandy at the door) you did great hon!
Christy: (would offer her a doughnut but she ate them all)
Trey: hey Mandy, Rohan didn't say to get you a smoothie.
Brian: (looking out the window, sees the policemen rounding up the roughians) awesome!


Rohan is comforting Mandy, and offers her to not have to go back outside for the wireless segment. Mandy declines and says she is proud of her accomplishment and says she'll do it again tomorrow.
Christy fields calls from the uniformed police officers. Brian is still glued to the window, intrigued about his past failed game of basketball!

moviefone guy: join us next time as we replay Mandy's jaunt into radio gold! will someone try to talk Mandy out of this dangerous but fun segment? will Christy recover from her doughnut binge? will Brian recapture his once promising basketball game? next time on 93.8 the Superfriends!!!