Sunday, November 25, 2012

The Beautiful People

previously on the Superfriends-

in the land of kangaroos, koala bears and aborigines

Mandy is on the phone with her mama, "Yes Mama, two o'clock, be there.."
Rohan is annihilating the last of the meat pies.

back in the great state

Brian is on the phone with this sainted grandma, "Ok, grandma, we need to be there at two o'clock."
Grandma: ok, see you then! real quick let me tell you about my tree and garden problem....
Brian: grandma, I need to go so I can make Christy her coffee. if mama ain't happy no one is happy.
Grandma: ok, two o'clock right??
Brian: yes!

Christy is laying in bed talking to her mom on the phone. "yes mom, I don't know why we need to meet at two o'clock but that is what Brian said."
Mama Robinson: ok, well if Brian said it, it must be important.
Christy: mom, don't stick up for him!
Mama Robinson: I'm not! but if he said it....
Christy: ok, ok, see you then..

Brian and Christy pick Mandy up from the airport

Everyone is assembled and the meeting is ready to commence.

Christy: why are we at Babe's Chicken? there is not a whole lot I can eat here...
Mandy: Christy, shhhh, we're not eating here!
Brian: yes babe, this is part of the plan... We are going to Joe T's anyways.
Mandy: yes those three have some important business to attend too.

As the three young and spry Superfriends make their way to Joe T's, the three sainted women meet and greet about what is next for their offspring.

Mama Pegues: lets open in a word of prayer/
Mama Robinson: ok, but let me go to the restroom real quick.
Grandma: do they have margaritas here?
Mama Pegues: well, Mrs. Robinson, my prayer won't take to long.. and Miss Grandma, that is heathen drink.
Grandma: might be heathen drink but it tastes so good.
Mama Robinson: ooo, look at all the poor animal heads on the walls.
Grandma: aw, that's nothing, my husband Gene, killed deers, fish and quails with his bare hands!
Mama Pegues: well, it is our right to bare arms!
Grandma: I have proof, wanna see? (she pulls out from her purse a picture of 8 deers strung up by their hooven  feet from a tree)
Mama Robinson: that's grisly!! your husband was a nice looking man though..
Grandma: sure was, we've been married 62 years..

the three Superfriends arrive at Joe T's

Mandy: I can't wait to eat, my stomach has longed for good messican food.
Brian: what, they don't have mexican restaurants in Australia? (giggle)
Mandy smacks her head
Christy has already ordered the queso with chips and salsa
Brian: hey guys, do we really think is gonna work?
Mandy: what? the queso and chips are already here.
Brian: Mandy, lets use that noggin for a second, ok! I mean, Mrs Pegues, Mrs. Robinson and my grandma are deciding our fate with the radio station...
Christy: well, I hope they choose wisely!
Mandy: my mama wants what is best for us, as long as there is no special government funding involved!
Brian: well, my grandma doesn't care either way, as long as she has a good stiff margarita and a gravied up chicken fried steak.
Mandy: Brian, doesn't she have diabetes?
Brian: yes, but don't worry about that! she's done real good lately.
Christy is chastising the server, (who no doubt is from TCU) because they brought flour tortillas instead of corn..

back at Babe's

Mama Pegues: well, I think what those three kids do is great! My sweet Mandy is a fine young woman but she does have an affinity for tuna!
Mama Robinson: well, MY sweet daughter already has a great job at the Dallas Morning News as some fancy dancy Facebook internet manager.
Grandma: well, my very loving grandson has had such a hard childhood and all until we took him and sister in and raised them best we can! so, I say, let him follow his dream!

back at Joe T's

Mandy is slumped over in the chair from a food coma.
Brian is ordering seconds on the fajitas.
Christy is taking pictures of the scenic patio

The fate of the Superfriends is now firmly in the hands of Mama Pegues, Mama Robinson and Grandma!

Will the show go on? Will grandma get a second margarita? Will Mama Robinson and Mama Pegues allow the Superfriends to carry on?

Join us next time as the future of the Superfriends radio show is revealed...



Saturday, November 17, 2012

Rage Against the Machine

Previously on the Superfriends!

In the wilds of Australia-
Mandy is on a ladder putting up boxes on a shelf
Rohan is watching from the couch and double watching the t.v.
Mandy: Ro, can you help, this ladder is kind of wobbly!
Rohan: Mandy, you're only on the second rung...
Mandy: I know but....
all of a sudden; crash, boom, kerplunk, fart, thwap!!!
Rohan: Mandy!!!!! you ok?
Mandy: (mutters) yes, I think...
Rohan: did you fart when you fell? lol...

At the Peters/Robinson residence
Christy: I'm going for a run, Brian, you want to join me?
Brian: how long you running?
Christy: 12 miles!
Brian: no, I'm too out of shape for all that.
Christy: but that's the only way to get in shape..
Brian: I know but 12 miles???
Christy: well, ok, then, I'm off!
Brian is seen mapping out his 1 mile run...

Meanwhile, in the Burbs
Troy is seen working on his motorcycle
Becca, Troy's loving wife, is playing with the kiddos.
Troy: hey, Becca, want to invite Brian and Christy over this weekend for the Cowboy game?
Becca: sure as long as Brian doesn't wear his man-capris and I don't have to put sausage in the queso.
Troy stares off in the yonder, contemplating life!

Christy: Brian, so what now since our fake radio show is done?
Brian: what do you mean?
Christy: I mean what are you going to do NOW?!
Brian: well, I thought I could still do a show on my own but maybe once a week! what do you think?
Christy: I think that blows.....
Brian stands alone in his own silence
Christy: I need to get to work! will you drive me?
Brian: sure babe.. do you have your phone?
Christy: ughh, no, where is it?
Brian: I don't know!
Christy: will you call it?
Brian: ughhh...
Christy: never mind, it's right here in my hand!

Across the globe-
Mandy: Ro, I think I hurt my back when I fell?
Rohan: Aw, Mandy, lets not get carried away??
Mandy looks out the window and dreams of her Superfriends back home.
Rohan: Mandy, what's for dinner?
Mandy: tuna fish sandwiches..

Back in the great state-
Brian has driven his beau to work and now sits at his makeshift desk and plans what day to do his newly formatted show perfectly called the Peters Power Hour!

Join us next time to see if Mandy and Rohan indeed did have tuna fish sandwiches for dinner?
Is Christy ok with her extremely handsome husband's new show?
Did Becca make the queso with sausage?

More questions than I answers!