Sunday, January 24, 2010

All Things Considered!

previously on the Superfriends:
Christy: Brian, I bought my ticket for New York!
Brian: wow, so you're really going?
Christy: I told you I need a vacation, bad!
Brian: I said we could go to Austin again.
Christy: sweetheart, I love Austin, and I like road trips but I need to go somewhere new and exciting!
Brian: ok. (with a glum look on his face)
Christy: you can come with.
Brian: babe, you know I can't!
Christy: you can. can't couldn't do anything.
Brian: (stares in oblivion)

preshow meeting:
Mandy: ok guys, I have the runsheet for the show.
Brian: Mandy, remember we said we would free wheel it from now on.
Mandy: well I changed the plans.
Brian: I'm the only one who can do that, it says so in my contract!
Mandy: Rohan!!!!!
Rohan: Mandy, just let it go.
Mandy: where is Christy?
Brian: she is in New York.
Mandy: what!!!!!!!!!
Brian: I know, left me all alone. I have to feed myself.
Rohan: I feel ya bro.
Mandy: (gives Rohan the evil eye) wish I would have known, I would have gone with her.
Brian: can we get the show going please?

Voodoo Child is thumping through the Superfriends studios.
Brian: welcome one and all to another side splitting edition of the world famous Superfriends!
Mandy: excuse me Brian, but don't we just broadcast a few block radius from here.
Brian: lets not split hairs here, we reach plenty of our loyal fans.
Rohan: so what is on the show today?
Brian: slow there Rohan, let the game come to you.
Mandy: where is Troy and Trey?
Brian: well Troy has baby duty this morning and Trey has the day off.
Mandy: we get days off?
Brian: Mandy, he begged ok!
Rohan: well on our special guest hotline we have Jerry Jones, owner of the Cowboys.
Mandy: (lol) well this should be fun!
Brian: (knowing this could get ugly with Mandy's distaste of the Cowboys and the owner, motions to Rohan to turn down Mandy's mic)
Mandy (thinks she is asking Jerry a question but isn't)
Brian: good morning Mr. Jones!
Mr. Jones: good morning to ya. How bout them Cowboys!
Brian: indeed, I'm proud of our boys.
Rohan: you gonna get rid of that spare Roy E. Williams?
Brian: (mortified) OMG! I'm sorry, disregard that last comment.
Mr. Jones: ok, well, I have and I will, certainly disregard it!
Mandy (screaming into turned off mic) why won't you answer me!
Brian: it's been almost 21 years since you have owned the Cowboys, how great is that?
Mr. Jones: well it is, and has been great! certainly, we can do more and we will!
Rohan: you guys are a joke, with no punchline!
Brian: Rohan! for the love of all....
Mr. Jones: well, I better go and I will do just that!
Brian: (schlumped shoulders)
Mandy: (just now figuring out her mic was turned off) who turned off mic?
Rohan/Brian: (both point at the other)
Mandy: well it was probably for the best, he is a jerk!
Brian: anyways, what is next?
Mandy: well since that was an unexpected guest, we have my momma!
Rohan: thought we were going to talk hunting and fishing?
Mandy: well it is not on my runsheet!
Brian: how about we talk Mavs?
Rohan: now you're talking..
Mandy: ok, we could talk about your man-crush on Dirk, Brian.
Brian: hey we all have our man crushes, right Rohan?
Rohan: dude seriously, that's gay!
Brian: are we gonna talk Mavs?
Mandy: well my momma is here. she wants to talk ding dong cake.
Rohan/Brian: OK!
Mandy: this segment is brought to you by The Office on Thursdays 9et./8ct on NBC.
Momma Pegues: Jesus loves you!
Brian: enlighten us on the recipe for ding dong cake. (pen ready)
Momma Pegues: I don't give away those recipes.
Rohan/Brian: Mandy, you said......
Mandy: well thank you momma for coming by, we'll be over later! (winking, ushering her out of the room)
Momma Pegues: (hurriedly says before door shuts) bye, Jesus lo.....
Rohan: we have a special caller on line 2.
Brian: line 2 caller go ahead!
line 2: hey guys, hows it going?
Mandy: Christy, my sweet sweet dear friend!
Line 2 caller (Christy): am I on the air?
Rohan: yes.
line 2 caller (Christy): I asked to not be on the air.
Brian: hey babe, how was the flight?
line 2 caller (Christy) I'll just call back, my ferry to the Statue of Liberty is about to take off anyways. love ya'll!
Brian: call me...
line 2 caller (Christy): (click-dial tone)
Mandy: wow, how cool is that, Christy called from NYC!
Brian: (depressed that Christy is gone)
Mandy: suck it up big boy, you could have gone!
Brian: (schlumps)
Rohan: Mandy, give the old chap a break! wanna go play a game of bball, again! (lol)
Brian: (in a depressed shaken voice) I better go.
Mandy: O come on!
Rohan: Mandy, he seems genuinely upset.
Brian: I know what can cheer me up!
Mandy: what? anything????
Brian: The Office reruns...
Rohan: oh good grief!
Mandy: (whispering) it is ok Rohan, he'll be asleep in 20 minutes anyway!
Rohan: ok, cool.
Mandy: with that, we sign off with another informative and funny episode of the Superfriends!
Brian: (secretly takes No-Doz to keep him awake for The Office reruns)
Mandy: goodnight and good luck!

after the show, Brian is seen carrying can of peanuts and a block of cheese.
Momma Pegues is hoarding her ding dong cake!
Rohan is cleaning his fish knife.
Mandy is opening a can of tuna. (Mandy likes tuna)
from afar in NYC, Christy is reveling in her New York vacation bliss!