Hero of the Day

previously on the Superfriends:

at the Peters/Robinson residence:
Brian: man that was a good dinner!
Christy: yes it was.
Brian: (getting up from the couch) ok, lets put the dishes up.
Christy: (wiping ranch dressing from her mouth) ok.
Brian: ok, I'll rinse the dishes off, you put them in the dishwasher.
Christy: Brian, I have to go #1! I'll be right back.
Brian: you just don't want to put the dishes in the washer.
Christy: (urinates on the floor so she can help with the dishes) happy?

9:24 a.m. preshow meeting
Rohan: ok, let go over some of the recent Neilson Ratings.
Mandy: what are those?
Christy: they are the numbers that tell if we suck or not....
Brian: and if we have enough listeners.
Mandy: (looks confused)
Rohan: seems like we did very well on Thursday and Friday but then tapered off at the end of the show Friday afternoon.
Brian: hmmmmm, I was here by myself on Thursday and Friday.
Christy: what are you getting at Brian?
Mandy: hey wait a minute, we closed the show on Friday!
Rohan: well then it looks like for some reason Brian pulled in a lot of listeners.
and we lost listeners when you two took over.
Christy: and this means?
Brian: this means I have a cult following.
Mandy: this is the work of the devil!!!
Rohan: (slaps his forehead)

10:59 a.m. on the Blowhards:
Mushmouth Josh: so there you have it, a blow by blow description of our hunting trip.
DK: thats what she said!
MushMouth Josh: that makes no sense...
DK: (giggles) ok well, it looks like the Superfriends show is riproaring ready to go!
MushMouth Josh: already, we haven't even got to the part of Rohan ripping his pants while shooting a deer!
Mandy: wait a minute, I want to hear this!
Rohan: ok ok , we are late, lets get this show on the road. (motions to the Blowhards to leave the premises)
Christy: we are on in 3.2.1 (points to Brian, to signal we are on the air)
Brian: (thinks he is number 1 due to the ratings and waives back at Christy)
Mandy: (is seen waving very elementary style as well)
Christy: (opens the show)

a mix of Voodoo Child by Jimi Hendrix and Welcome to the Jungle by Guns N' Roses can be heard through the sweltering heat of the studios.
Brian: (look at Christy perplexed) welcome one and all to another joculary edifying edition of the Superfriends.
Mandy: (seen furioulsy looking up joculary)
Christy: did you like my mix Brian?
Brian: why yes I did, preferred Metallica instead of Guns N' Roses but who is being picky here!
Mandy: I for one liked it Christy.
Brian: anyways, on the big show today we will recap Christy and Mandy's road trip, peruse the Neilson ratings, and once again, due to rabid approval, read the Ranger boxscores from the night before..
Christy: must we do the boxscore, baseball is so boring!
Mandy: hey, doesn't Lance Nix still play for the Rangers?? he's a hot!
Brian: Mandy, we traded him like 4 years ago, keep up, will ya!
Rohan: ok guys, we have e-mails pouring in wanting to hear about the trip.
Christy: ok yes, first the drive down was hilarious.
Mandy: (interrupting) yes, we listened to hip-hop, rap and soul music!
Rohan: Mandy, you told me you were going to balance the checkbook on the drive down??
Christy: can we move it along here. anyways, yes the trip started off in true musical style. also we had Blue Bell ice cream on a couple of stops...
Brian: this is riveting! (in a sarcastic tone)
Christy: what was that Brian?
Brian: o, I said there is divet in the desk, here, somewhere... (looking down at the desk)
Mandy: after the said ice cream we made it to Big Bend State Park and before you know it, I look and Christy has already put up the tent and was roasting marshmellows.
Christy: well I was excited.
Brian: what other stuff did ya'll do?? (trying to move this story along)
Mandy: well we ate marshmellows something awful, I mean I barfed up so much white, I thought my mouth was snowing!
Rohan: ok ok, we are PG rated here!
Brian: then ya'll came back right!
Christy: noooo, that is still the first day!
(45 minutes has lapsed)
Brian: (chin on cheek asleep)
Mandy: and that is how we got away from the mountain lion!
Rohan: wow, Christy, you are brave! (has new found appreciation for women)
Christy: so what do you think Brian?
Brian: (rouses from his sleep) yes, that was cool!
Christy: did you hear a word we said?
Brian: (looking at Mandy for help)
Mandy: (pulls lent out of her pockets, showing no support for Brian in his time of need)
Brian: ummmm, well, that was cool right?
Christy: (throws it to break and unleashes fire and brimstone on Brian)
(back from break)
Rohan: well we are almost out of time, so lets read the boxscore from the Rangers game.
Mandy: did we win????

Brian is seen making nice with Christy after falling alseep during her story. he offers to go camping with her and hiking. Christy readily accepts......
Mandy and Rohan finish out the show recaping the Neilson ratings.

moviefone guy: join us next time on the 93.8 the Superfriends as we discuss the death of Michael Jackson and more importantly the death of Ed McMahon...