Fax Fodder

previously on the Superfriends:

Mandy: Rohan, I made you ding dong cake!
Rohan: (in boyish glee) thanks hon!
Mandy: maybe I should call Brian and Christy and invite them over so Brian can partake in the cake.
Rohan: Mandy, I like them and all but..... this cake is mine and I can't stand hearing about how Brian beat me in basketball again!
Mandy: (dialing Brian/Christy's cell)

preshow meeting 9:51 a.m.

Rohan: well the ratings are in for the Tampa game and Christy you did a smash up job!
Christy: why thank you, it was hot down there but I persevered.
Brian: what about the pre and post game show ratings?
Rohan: well it seems like they were good for the pre but terrible for the post.
Troy: I wonder why?
Mandy: well lets see, I was on the pre-game show and you were on the post-game show, so....
Troy: (swivels in his chair and turns on the Golf Channel)
Christy: so where do I go next?
Brian: babe, did you not look at the Cowboys calendar magnet on the fridge?
Christy: no!
Brian: did you not look at the Cowboys calendar hanging in our room?
Christy: no!
Brian: did you not...
Mandy: for the love of all, you will be going to Denver, they play the Broncos!
Christy: I get to go to Denver Colorado????
Brian: did you not......

VooDoo Child by Jimi Hendrix is heard blasting through the Superfriends studio welcoming the wildly popular Superfriends show to the airwaves.
Brian: welcome one and all. today we have a fantabulous show on tap!
Mandy: did you just say fantabulous?
Brian: yes, look it up.
Christy: hate to interrupt, but when is the flight leaving to DENVER? ( Christy is in full hiking and camping regalia)
Troy: ummm, Christy, your flight leaves Friday at 2:00, so why the outdoors getup?
Christy: what, can a girl not be excited?
Brian: anyways, on the show today we will cover the Cowboys season so far, the Rangers season look back and have a live report on the State Fair of Texas.
Mandy: who is doing the live report?
Rohan: Oh guys, forgot to mention, we need a volunteer to do a live report at the Fair.
Christy: why can't you do it, we are all busy!
Rohan: well for one I am the boss, and second I have a tee time in 30 minutes.
Mandy: what, you said your back hurt still from Brian beating you in basketball.
Rohan: (ring ring) well my buddy is here to pick me up, better run.
Mandy: (peers outside to see who picking up her beloved) hey, that is Dr. Manley!
*character update* Dr. Manley is a chiropracter in the metroplex and a friend of the show.
Christy: Dr. Manley!!! haven't seen him in years...
Brian: lets get back to the show shall we. Christy, your plane leaves at 2:00 on Friday and the game is at 3:15 on Sunday afternoon.
Christy: awesome, I'll have plenty of time to be one with nature!
Troy: well not actually, you will need to cover the Cowboys press conference and the walk through.
Christy: please! I WILL get in some outdoorsy fun!!!
Troy: Brian, will you get your scene under control?
Brian: what? I was doing some research on the Cowboys.
Mandy: this should be good!
Brian: Christy has enough journalistic integrity to know when and how much to cover on the Cowboys. I think a little outdoors will do some good for the soul.
Christy: that is my man!!!
Troy: so....
Mandy: so, Troy get over it.
Brian: ok lets briefly talk Rangers.
Mandy: why, they suck!
Christy: baseball is boring.
Troy: bro, it IS football season!
Brian: all good points! see that was brief.
Brian: ok I vote Mandy to do the live report from the Fair!
Mandy: ok!
Brian: what, no fight or choice words?
Mandy: nope, actually me and Christy are going.
Brian: but Rohan said only one can go!
Mandy: well one he ain't here and two he is playing golf!
Christy: how is that for scene control Troy!
Troy: (opens a Shiner and flips on ESPN)
Brian: ok well sounds like a good idea. ya'll check in when you get there.
Mandy: we'll check in when we check in! (hi-fives Christy)
Brian: ok, lets talk some football and take some calls. (trying to distance from the bravado of the girls)
*to be continued*

Will Rohan beat Dr. Manley in golf?
Will Troy ever stop drinking Shiner?
Will Christy and Mandy check in live from the Fair?
Will Brian take calls?
join us next time on the Superfriends, as we try to answer all these important questions!
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