Troy: (heard crying about Trey moving onto the Blowhards)
Brian: dude, why you crying?
Troy: (wiping tears away) nothing, I'm not crying.
Brian: Troy, I can tell you've been crying, what is up?
Troy: I sneezed is all.
Christy: can men not cry Troy, is that it?
Scott has called a preshow all hands on deck crew meeting.
Scott: is everyone here? where is Mandy?
Christy: I saw her last............
Mandy: I'm here I'm here, sorry had a dustup with Shaniqua down at Target.
Scott: well I have good news.
Christy: (seen clapping uncontrollably)
Brian: what is it , a raise?
Troy: (breaks out the cigars)
Mandy: is it free unlimited Starbucks and jelly beans?
Blowhard crew: it is a better time slot for our show?
Scott: looking over at the Blowhards, who are these guys?
Trey: het Scott, it is me Trey!
Scott: yes, Trey, who are those goobs with you?
Mandy: so it is not the Starbucks and jelly beans?
Scott: why is she here?
the news is, we are going to have a movie portraying our little fake radio show!
Christy: (seen clapping uncontrollably)
Mandy: that is it?
Brian: wow, that is awesome! who will play us?
Scott: well we will discuss that on the show today.
Blowhards crew: so we are still stuck in the morning drive time slot?
Troy: idiots, that is the second best time behind ours of course.
10:57 a.m. on the Blowhards
Mushmouth Josh: well Trey, that was some captivating talk about egging.
Trey: well I have more.
DK: sounds dangerous.
Mushmouth Josh: well we'll get into more next time on a bit called Trey's Snorts Stories.
Trey: I like it.
DK: well it is that time of the day again. it is time for the bell cow of the station to commence.
Mushmouth Josh: awwww yes, the Superfriends.
Christy: yes this Mix N' Mingle today is brought to you by Cowboys Indians Magazine, the best magazine of the West.
Brian: thank you for that commercial spot Christy. yes Blowhard boys, how are ya?
DK; well thanks..........................
Brian: well we better get right to it, we have a big show today!
Mandy: yes, (htting the Voodoo Child theme button)
Voodoo Child is heard creeping through the plush studio at the Crowsfeet 93.8.
Brian: welcome one and all to another joculary edifying show today.
Mandy: what does that even mean?
Christy: (throws Mandy a dictionary)
Brian: on the show today, we have potentially big news in the world of Superfriends.
Christy: yes, it is huge!
Brian: first things first, program directing is my sexily wife Christy, technical directing is my best bud Troy and rounding out the show is my fear of heights sistern Mandy.
Mandy: sistern?
Christy: go with it Mandy.
Brian: we have been told by the higher ups that there will be a movie made about our little fake radio show. we get to discuss who might portray us in the movie.
Troy: I think, Brad Pitt fits me just right!
Mandy: (vomits in her mouth)
Christy: right ok ummmmm, what about you Brian?
Brian: well I was thinking more of Jeff Bridges or Dennis Quaid.
Mandy: hahahahahahaha!
Christy: what I think they are stylish and very handsome.
Troy: what about Christy?
Christy: well we could do, Julia Roberts or Tina Fey.
Brian: can't go wrong there at all.
Mandy: hey on the phone we have our trusted financier, Scott.
Scott: thanks Mandy, and to answer your question from earlier, no you cannot have any more sick/personal days. ok back on subject here, I have been told who plays whom in the movie!
Troy: do tell.
Christy: let him talk please, this is big!
Scott: ok playing Brian will be in fact Dennis Quaid.
Mandy: what the heck!
Brian: yes!
Scott: Dennis said he likes the sound of the character and thinks this will position himself into a big payday. playing the part of Christy will be Julia Roberts. Julia accepted b/c she felt there was a je ne sais quoi about Christy.
Christy: *tear*
Scott: playing Troy will be Jim Belushi.
Troy; hey could have done worse.
Scott: and playing Mandy will be Rachel Dratch, from SNL fame.
Mandy: (furioulsy looking up Rachel Dratch on google images)
Troy: the Debbie Downer chic?
Mandy: well I've never!
Scott: the Blowhards will be played by the Three Stooges, dubbed in from the 30's.
Mandy: what about Rohan?
Scott: well he will have a cameo since he is till recovering from the grease fire.
Mandy: well he is still recovering b/c he hasn't been mentioned on the show since.
Troy: so your saying he hasn't recovered b/c his name hasn't been said/
Brian: wow!
Scott: he will be portrayed by Russell Crowe.
Christy: but they don't even resemb......................
Mandy: ok, sounds good.
Scott: well I better go, I have meeting with the production compay, Broken Finger Inc.
Brian: well we are flooded with calls and e-mails about this bit of news.
Christy: ok, but we are out of time.
Brian: I knew we shouldn't have let Mandy read the comics earlier.
that is all the time we have today, we'll discuss our movie in more detail on tomorrow's show.
Troy: remember everyone, I have a colonoscopy in the morning, so I might run a bit late.
Christy: and............
Brian: well atleast you have an excuse. (looking over at Mandy)
Mandy: (seen eating ding dong cake and drinking yoohoo's)
moviefone guy: jon us next time as we discuss the movie Superfriends, Mandy's affinity for being late and Troy's butt ailments.
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