King Nothing

Friday, May 22, 2009

King Nothing Current mood: weird Category: Blogging previously on the Superfriends! Christy: I'm the boss of this house! Brian: well, ok then! Mandy: hey guys, want to go to Starbucks....? Brian: ya'll go ahead, I don't drink coffee. (door slams within seconds) preshow meeting 10:11 a.m. Christy: well guys I have called this meeting to discuss the topics for today's show. Troy: Christy, we always have a preshow meeting. Brian: I already made a list of topics to be discussed. Trey: Christy, aren't you directing the Blowhards? Christy: yes (seen snarfing a chocolate doughnut), but they are talking about shotguns and deer I think. Trey's chair is spinning like a top as Trey runs into the studio to discuss hunting. Brian: ok, good job Christy, we got rid of Trey for a few. Troy: that was rude Brian! Mandy: ok ok we can start now, am I late? Christy: why no Mandy you are not late, thanks for the venti frappuccino! well I better run, I see the Blowhard boys are having too much fun in there. Brian: can you believe Christy is spending soo much time with those Blowhard goobers? Troy: what losers! who calls yourself MushMouth? Mandy: yeah that DK guy I always thought was weird. 10:58 a.m. on the Blowhards MushMouth Josh: thank you caller for that bit of enlightening bit of info about sexism in America, especially Texas. DK: well it is time to welcome the Superfriends! hey guys, what is on the show today? Brian: well we will discuss the resurgent Rangers, read a bit of our fan e-mails and prolly bash your good for nothing show! Mandy: *giggle* Troy: (gives Brian an air high-five) Christy: or we will continue our discussion on sexism in America. DK: well we had a rootin-tootin good time today, can't wait for our next show.... Mandy: did you just say rootin-tootin? Christy: ok well I see this is going to break down into a knock down drag out. MushMouth Josh: Christy, did you invite everyone to Gingerman's for a after show party? Christy: thanks MushMouth, that was suppose to be a suprise but how about it guys? Brian-Mandy-Troy-Trey: sure! Brian: well lets get this show on the road. bye bye Blowhards. MushMouth Josh: see ya tonight! Voodoo Child by Jimi Hendrix is waling throughout the apple candle scented studio! Brian: welcome one and all to another rousing edition of the Superfriends! the crew today is headlined by my sweet wife directing, Christy, my best friend of 22 years technical directing Troy, my small but someimes funny cohost-Mandy, and finally my erstwhile lug of a friend with his usual back porch bantar Trey. Mandy: Brian, your introductions get longer and longer. Brian: well I am what I am. Troy: yes indeedy. Christy: ok, lets carry on shall we? Brian: yes my sweet cantaloupe. on today's show we will talk about the resurgent Texas Rangers, maybe mix in a fan e-mail or two and recap the Blowhards meltdow......... I mean discuss the very intelligent show that was on the Blowhards. Christy: why must we bash that show so? Troy: well they do suck! Mandy: I wouldn't say suck but maybe they are just working the early kinks out. Christy: Mandy, you just said yesterday that you were all for the sexism talk for todays show. Mandy: o right I did, but I thought my inclusion on topics would be kept private. Christy: well its not so private now is it. Troy: catfight catfight! Brian: lets respect their privacy Troy. Troy: right, I get it take the high road. Mandy: you fool Troy! Christy: ok ok, lets get this show out of the ditch and Mandy we'll discuss tonight at Gingerman's. Mandy: ok! alright up first lets delve into our ever growing fan e-mail. Brian: yes good idea! I'll go first. we have Paul from Richardson. Paul writes: love the show guys, when will Christy get her own show, she is dynamite! Brian: I'lll answer, that nev.................... Christy: awww good one! what were you saying there Brian? I got overly excited! Brian: nothing! Mandy, who you got next. Mandy: well I have Melba in Arlington. Melba writes: I love this show but I think not enough time is being devoted to the main host of the show Brian. (Mandy vomits in her mouth) wow! I might have read that wrong. Troy: nope didn't read it wrong sounded good over here. (here being a pile of hot dog wrappers and bottles of Shiner) Christy: we have time for one more. Brian: ok hows about, Joe Bob from Irving. Joe Bob writes: I'm a listener from day one and I love this show, it keeps my lonely life meaningful and I feel like I have known you guys forever. Mandy-Christy: how nice! Brian: well that is all the time we have for the mailbag today, lets get into Ranger talk. Mandy-Christy: (chairs are empty as the scamper off to the bathroom and coffee station) Trey: hey guys, guess what? I have been offered the yuck monkey role on the Blowhards. awesome huh? Troy: what about us? Trey: well my time has come to an end good buddy. Brian: we will miss ya Trey! Trey: aww tha............... Brian: alright! we are out of time, so join us next time on the Superfriends 93.8 the Crowsfeet! Mandy and Christy are seen on the breakroom couches covered in chocolate doughnut sauce and enveloped in coffee smell. moviefone guy: next time on the superfriends we will discuss the Gingerman after party and Trey's big defection/promotion/in reality demotion to the Blowhards!