Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Blackened!


Current mood: silly
previously on the Superfriends!

(at the Peters/Robinson resident)
Brian: Christy, hurry up we have a important crew meeting today!
Christy: wait a dadgum minute, I have to blowdry my hair!
Brian: ughhhh (jingles keys)
(christy can be heard singing in the bathroom as she dries her hair)

10:10 crew meeting
Scott: I have called this meeting to announce we are broadcasting another radio show right before ours. It will be called the Blowhards!
Troy: cool, what will it be about?
Scott: glad you asked my rotund friend.
(Troy is seen grabbing a dictionary to look up rotund)
Scott: it will be about any and everything.
Brian: so a show about nothing?
Christy: no hon, he said about any and everything.
Scott: it will hosted by MushMouth Josh from Boston and DK from Ft. Worth.
Trey: I thought I was gonna get the next radio gig?
Scott: well Trey, noone wanted to hear about animals, mountains and Grizzly Adams stories, or atleast that is brian said.
Trey: (staring daggers at Brian)
Brian: Trey, come on, I hav a valid point.
Scott: the show will run from 8-11 a.m.
Christy: who will produce this show?
Scott: good question Christy, nice hair by the way, ummmm, you will!
Christy: I will huh?
Scott: Brian didn't tell you? he was suppose to tell you over a back massage, glass of wine and Xena reruns.
Christy: Brian!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Brian returns from the snack machine with a hand full of hoohoo's)
Christy: don't you have something to tell me?
Brian: ummmmmmm, I love you!
Troy: bro, you better make a run for it!
Christy: actually, I can take this gig and make the show more of my own more than this pile of crap show the Superfriends!
Scott: well now, the Superfriends is locally rated #1 in its demographic.
Christy: yea, what 3-7 yr olds.
(door slams and a scent of Australia vagabondness sweeps the studios)
Christy: Mandy, it has been toooooooo long!
Scott: I'm glad your back b/c one more missed day and it was unemployment line for you!
Mandy: (in a serious Russell Crowe accent) I'm back better than ever.
Brian: good, about time!
(Scott fills in the crew about more of the Blowhards Show)

*Station Update*
The Blowhards will begin at 8:00-11:00 a.m.
The Superfriends will begin at 11:00-2:00.

*now back to our regular programming*

10:58 a.m.
(on the Blowhards)
Mushmouth Josh: well that is all the time we have for today, thank you for joining us in our very first show.
DK: yea man, good show indeed. next time on the show, we will have a fried pig feet with peanut butter recipe, an interview with Tom Wopat and 5 easy steps on how to change oil in the car.
Mushmouth Josh: up next, we have the #1 rated local show, the Superfriends!
Brian: Blowhards, huh! yeah this will last.
Mandy: hey guys, I can't wait to hear about that recipe! (seen rubbing her belly)
Troy: ok, guys, Scott just sent me a tweet and said the portion of this show is called the MixN'Mingle!
Mandy: huh?
Christy: he means, we bantar about back and forth til we kill about 10 minutes of the Superfriends.
Brian: right right!
Mandy: so Mushmouth Josh, how was the show today?
Mushmouth Josh: not bad, we got to talk about the rise of malerape in America, unemployment talk and some weird segment called Feminism today!
Christy: ok ok, well we gotta go, we are late. lets go to break, NOW!

Jimi Hendrix's Voodoo Child can be heard through the very quiet studios.
Mandy: I'm back! (is said before the song is over)

(moviefone guy: join us next time on the Superfriends/Blowhards 93.8 the Crowsfeet)

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