Fade to Black

previously on the Superfriends!

Mandy: so, Rohan, now that you are the big boss man, will I get top billing over Brian?
Rohan: Mandy, must we talk about this now? I have a paper to read and a show to run!
Mandy: (looking on sheepishly) gosh, Ro, I was just asking!
Rohan: I know, but I have a lot of pressure from the higher-ups to boost ratings. I will tell you though that ya'll will share hosting duties.
Mandy: so, I can introduce the show instead of Brian always doing it?
Rohan: (reading the New York Times), yeah, sure Mandy, whatever you say!

at the Peters/Robinson residence:
Christy: Brian, do I look fat?
Brian: (quickly answers) no babe, of course not.
Christy: you didn't answer my question, I asked if I look fat?
Brian: (looking confused) I said you don't look fat!
Christy: men!

no preshow meeting

10:55 a.m.
MushMouth Josh: (giggles) yes, you are correct DK, I used to work in Boston.
DK: well, I knew it when you started talking in that yankee accent, and were bragging about how much money you made plus all the women you have plowed through.
MushMouth Josh: (looks on perplexed)
Christy: ok ok, well enough of that talk, good lord!
DK: Christy, it is true, want to see the pics of all the women.............
Christy: nooooooo, I don't. it is time for our MixN'Mingle with the Superfriends.
Mandy: hey there, this show is still on the air?
Brian: (whispers) not for long!
MushMouth Josh: what was that Brian?
Christy: our MixN'Mingle is brought to you by Gluten Awareness Week. GAW is sponsored by the 93.8 the Crowsfeet in conjunction with boringfood.com
Brian: (giggles)
Christy: wait a minute, who changed the webs...........
Brian: well Blowhards, it is time for the lynchpin of the station to commence.
Mandy: that is us right?
DK: ok, yes we better run we have a 11:30 meeting in the conference room!
MushMouth Josh: yes we better ummmmm go....
Christy: (hits the VooDoo Child music)

VooDoo child by Jimi Hendrix is heard throughout the cool breezy studios.

Brian: welcome one and all to another award winning edition of the Superfriends!
Mandy: what award have we won?
Brian: ummm Mandy, that is radio talk, just work with me here.
Christy: yes on the show today we will have Mrs. Jenni Fatback on to discuss our sponsored Gluten Awareness Week.
Brian: (looking at his run sheet) ummm hon, I don't have that on my runs.....
Christy: well dear, I have set this up for the show, sooo.....
Mandy: where is Rohan, he said he was going to let me introduce the crew.
Brian: Mandy, I introduce the show, just like my name is introduced before yours!
Rohan: ok, guys sorry I'm late, I had a round of golf with our newest member of the crew.
Trey: (saunters in) hey guys, what is up?
Brian: ummm hey Trey!
Mandy: ok, Rohan, tell Brian, I get to announce the crew.
Rohan: Mandy, will you get me a glass of tea, and a slice of dingdong cake.
Mandy: (schlumps her shoulders and trapses off to get the requested items)
Christy: ok on our Cheetoh's hotline, we have Mrs. Fatback. welcome!
Cheetoh's hotline caller: yes, thank you for having me!
Brian: (whips out his gluten free questions) ok, so if you are gluten intolerant, you can't have pizza, bread, pasta, and flour tortillas?
Christy: umm excuse my husband there Mrs. Fatback!
Cheetoh's hotline caller: no it is ok, it is commonly thought that you can't have all these things but you can.........
Rohan: (hangs up phone) I'm sorry we had a bad connection there, but next up we have Trey's new segment called Trey's backporch witticism's.
Trey: once a upon a time...........
Christy: excuse me, excuse me, I spent a long time securing our guest and this is the treatment I get?
Rohan: well Christy, I thank you for your hard work but I'm sorry we are pressed for time here. Christy: we just started the show?
Brian: what gives with this new segment?
Rohan: well I have a suprise for Christy and Mandy!
Mandy: is it another Australian cooked deer and lightly sauted hasenpfeffer?
Christy: what the!!!! (barfs in a near by bag)
Rohan: my little morsel, I'm sending you and Christy on an exciting trip!
Christy: (perks up and wipes vomit off her mouth) where??????
Brian: hey wait a minute!
Rohan: settle down Brian! (Trey gets up for back up) ya'll are going to the Big Bend National Park for the weekend!
Brian: where do we get to go?
Rohan: ummm, you will stay here and run the show.
Christy: (transforms on the spot into her hiking clothes full with tent and sleeping bag) when do we leave?
Mandy: how did you pac.........
Rohan: I have arranged for ya'll to be picked up in a Jeep Wrangler in 10 minutes!
Brian: a Jeep Wrangler!!!! (tears roll down his eyes)
Rohan: so have fun and report back to us on your excursion Monday!
Mandy: ok, bye hon, I'll call you when I get there.
Rohan: umm Mandy, there will be no cell phones....
Christy: ( is seen dragging Mandy out the door) (blows a kiss to Brian)
Brian: (jumps in the air to catch her kiss)
Rohan: ok, Trey, now its our turn. the car is loaded and we are ready.
Trey: lets do it!
Brian: where are ya'll going?
Trey: hunting!
Brian: what about me?
Rohan: well you will run the show by yourself! btw, you will cover for the Blowhards b/c they are coming with....
Brian: what???????

Rohan/Trey/Blowhards are seen happily sharpening their knives, as they embark on the hunting trip.
Christy/Mandy: are singing "Regulators" by Warren G as they head to Big Bend.
Brian is left alone in his loneliness!

moviefone guy: stay tuned for another edition of the Superfriends 93.8 the Crowsfeet!
will Christy and Mandy hike and the like?
will Rohan and his merry band of ne'er-do-wells hunt to their hearts content?
will Brian be alright all by himself?