At Buck residence: Mandy bellows, "Rohan, are you and Brian playing ball today?"
Rohan: I think so, that squeezer needs a good beating."
Mandy: ok, well I'm putting in the tuna casserole for dinner.
Rohan with ever so slight vomit coming up, "Mandy, I think Brian and I are going out."
Mandy: what about me?
Rohan: well, you have the tuna casserole.
Mandy: but, I don't even like tuna!
Rohan: just open the windows, last time you made it smelled like hot garbage.
Mandy just sits in her house fumbling with he window latches.
At the Peters/Robinson residence
Christy is packing for yet another work/funsy trip.
Brian is polishing his basketball shoes.
Christy: ok, babe, my plane leaves in 2 hours.
Brian: I can't believe you get to go to Bora Bora.
Christy: well, I jumped at the chance...
Brian is already popping the Xanax
Melodically strumming the Superfriends studio is Slim Whitman's I Remember You
Brian: welcome one and all to another rousing edition of the popular radio program The Superfriends
Mandy: where is Christy?
Brian: she is high in the sky somewhere over the Atlantic Ocean heading to Bora Bora.
Troy: why?
Mandy: where?
Brian: Troy, a little business and a lot of relaxation.
Mandy is seen struggling to google Bora Bora.
Troy: that's cool bro, she sure gets to travel a lot.
Brian: well, as she put it, she brings home the bacon so she can fry it how she likes.
Mandy: that makes no sense.
Brian ignoring her tiny little friend outlines the show. We'll look over the Spring Training box scores of the Ranger games, discuss the pros and cons of having cats as pets, and talking to Michael Hayes of the HOF bound Fabulous Freebirds.
Troy: can't believe you snagged him....
Mandy: who is he?
Brian shuts Mandy's mic off
Unbeknownst to Mandy she keeps talking
Occasionally throughout the show Slim Whitman is played coming back from breaks and subtly under reading of the box scores.
During the Michael Hayes interview, he comments on the Slim Whitman music and said now that's walking down Badstreet USA right there.
Brian thanks Hayes for coming on and gets his wacky radio liner.
*aside* a wacky radio liner is where a person getting interviewed says, "I'm (enter name) and I never listen to the Superfriends"
*aside over*
Mandy finally realizes her mic has been off and throws her headset off in disgust.
Troy and Brian look on amazed at the vocabulary coming out of her mouth.
Meanwhile in Bora Bora Christy is laying in a hammock with pen and notepad in tow.
Join us next time as we recap our historic interview with Michael Hayes. Will Mandy apologize for using the foulest language ever? Will Christy leave her vacation to come home? Also what were the results of the basketball game between Brian and Rohan?
Slim Whitman is left on auto play in honor of the passing of John Robinson.
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