Saturday, December 1, 2012

Eye of the Beholder

previously on the Superfriends

in a land far far away-
Mandy: Rohan, can you go to the store for me?
Rohan: why?
Mandy: it would help me out immensely...
Rohan: ummm....
Mandy: plus, I need more tuna!
Rohan: smh..

across the pond-
Christy: babe, when we going to put the Christmas tree up?
Brian: well, I'm ready! (is holding his UT bear ornament)
Christy: oh, so you're ready like, right now?
Brian: yes, you asked and I'm ready!
Christy: ok, well let me paint my toe nails first!
Brian stands in the center of the living room still holding his UT bear ornament

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It has been determined by the Sainted Matriarchs at Babe's Chicken that the Superfriends Fake Radio Show will commence. Mama Pegues, Mama Robinson, and Grandma wanted their three chick-a-dees to carry on with their fun and frivolity. In reality, Mama Pegues needed to get to work and actually save human souls, Mama Robinson needed to get home so she can play with her great granddaughter and Grandma just wanted to hurry home and make sure her DVR recorded Days of Our Lives. There was one caveat though from Mama Pegues, in order for this happen Mandy and Rohan had to come back and live in the great state!

ring ring, ring ring
Mandy: (picks up the phone) hello
Mama Pegues: hello sweet Mandy!
Mandy: hi mama!
Mama Pegues:  it is done!
Mandy: ok! bye... (hangs up the phone)
Mandy: Rohan..............................
Rohan: yes, dear! why you yelling, I'm 5 feet away!
Mandy: we have to go to Texas!
Rohan: why?
Mandy: don't worry about that, just get to packing! (throws a  suitcase at Rohan)

ASIDE- Rohan doesn't know but Mandy has pulled some strings with her brother-in-law and secured a position in the Fort Worth Police Department for Rohan. END OF ASIDE

as Mandy and Rohan arrive in Texas, Brian is quickly reconnoitering any and all Superfriend show ideas as his beautiful wife Christy furiously pounds out her resume for the National Geographic Philippines magazine social media editor.

Brian is getting the gang back together by hosting a Superfriends Gala at David's BBQ.

*In attendance- Brian (host), Christy (thinking she is meeting a representative for National Geographic for an interview), Troy (here for the free beer), Mandy (giddy co-host of the Superfriends), Rohan (confused Australian police officer stuck in Texas), Mama Pegues (holding a celebratory ding dong cake), Mama Robinson (making sure everyone has their food and drinks, even though the wait staff at David's is present), and Grandma (who wonders if they have margaritas)

Brian: ok, everyone take a seat please.
Christy stands in defiance waiting on her husband to pull her chair out for her to sit down.
Troy: what's up bro!
Brian: well, I am proud and even happier to announce that we have decided to renew our Superfriends radio show!
*crickets can be heard*
silence is broken when Mandy starts clapping uncontrollably in excitement!
Christy is not amused but will help fill in until her National Geographic interview is done.
Troy hi-fives Brian but whispers softly in his ear: I get one free beer a show!
Brian gives Troy a slow nodding look..
Rohan is slumped in a chair, with a confused look on his face!!
Grandma is seen giving the manager at David's the what for, for not selling margaritas.

Join us next time, as we embark on another exciting series of the very fake but real Superfriends radio show!
Will Rohan recover? Will Troy get his free beers? Will Christy get that interview?
tune in brutha......




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