previously on the Superfriends:
Mandy: Rohan, I'm getting tired of this fake radio show!
Rohan: then why do you do it?
Mandy: well because, Brian is a lonely sort and I would feel terrible if I told him I don't want to do it anymore.
Rohan: I'll tell him then..
Mandy: (contemplating hard) ok!
at the Peters/Robinson residence:
6:30 am- Brian is up and cooking Christy breakfast.
Christy: (snore)
Brian had made the coffee, cut the fruit and toasted the bagel.
8:00 am- Brian leans in and gives his wife a gentle kiss and awakens her with the smell of food!
Christy struggles to wake up and rolls back over. Brian is determined to wake Christy up and wish her a happy birthday with the food he has prepared. Christy stretches and finally opens an eye and sees the plethera of food and drink! Brian is standing with food tray in hand and sings happy birthday to his beloved. Christy has a tear come down her cheek and then swiftly destroys breakfast. Brian is left standing witnessing the ensuing carnage. Christy asks for another cup of Joe'. Brian dutifully saunters back to the kitchen to get another cup of coffee.
Brian: Happy Birthday sweets, but I am 30 minutes late for work, so I better run.
Christy lays in her appetite of destruction and falls back fast asleep.
*before the daily preshow meeting a covert meeting is taking place*
Rohan: ok, why am I here?
Mrs. Pegues: well, we have an offer for you.
Rohan: we? who is we?
Mrs. Pegues slowly opens the door, to unveil her guests. In steps Mrs. H (Brian's grandma) and Mrs. R. (Christy's mom)
Rohan: I'm confused.
Mrs. Pegues: well it seems like you guys have been spending an awful lot of time doing this fake radio show. So, the three of us have decided take over ownership of the station.
Rohan: well it seems like you are barking up the wrong tree here, I'm in full and complete control. (rubbing his hands together)
Mrs. Pegues: well we are ready to make you an offer you can't refuse!
Rohan: Jolly, no amount of free golf passes and free cable can pry me away from my love running this show.
Mrs. Pegues: (looks over at her cohorts, nods)
Mrs. H and Mrs. R walk in with a pan of ding dong cake.
Mrs. Pegues; we are prepared to make this for you monthly for the next year in return for ownership of the show!
Rohan: (without hesitation) DEAL!
10;47 a.m. preshow meeting
Brian: where is Rohan?
Mandy: where is Christy?
Troy: no clue, but I'm here!
Mandy: (holds back the vomit creeping up her throat)
Brian: well, Christy has the day off because it is her birthday, plus she is till sleeping.
Mandy: o, I see. wait a minute, it is her birthday????
Brian: yes, didn't you get the text I sent you?
Mandy: no, I don't answer texts!
Troy: you mean you don't know how? (giggles)
Rohan comes strolling in with a big smile draped across his face.
Brian: you're late!
Rohan: well boys and girls, I have big news...
Troy: what, another defeat at the hands of Brian in basketball?
Mandy: wow, Troy, you sure are full of it today!
Brian: can we get to the big news?
Rohan: soon, my little friends, soon!
The theme song of Dallas can be heard whistling through the Superfriends studio.
Brian: ummmmm, what is going on here?
Mandy: yeah, I was actually learning the words to Jimi Hendrix's VooDoo Child.
Rohan: well it seems like today is a big day for our little show!
Troy: what we get raises?
Mandy: for the last time, we get paid?
Brian: Rohan, we can't announce such news today because Christy is out taking the day off for her birthday.
Rohan: well, that is too bad but the show must go on.
Trey comes in late, carrying the donuts that Rohan asked him to pick up.
Troy: donuts!!!
Brian: what are the donuts for?
Mandy: to eat, duh! move out of my way.....
Rohan: I thought I would treat you guys.
Brian looks out the window to see his grandma, mother-in-law and Mrs. Pegues pull up in the parking lot.
Brian motions to Mandy, but she is to busy scarfing donut holes.
Trey opens the studio doors and in walk the triumvirate of saintedness.
Mandy: mamma! (runs to give her mom a hug, but is thwarted because of glazy fingers)
Brian: hi grandma, what are you doing?
Mrs. H: Brian, open my Dr. Pepper!
Brian obliges.
Rohan: I would like to announce that I am stepping down as *boss* and respectfully turn the reins over to these three women.
Mandy: I don't get it?
Troy: Mandy, they are in charge now! I'm out of here, I have better things to do!
Trey wants to leave with his little buddy but knows he can't.
Mandy: Rohan, why did you step down?
Mrs. Pegues: well hon, we don't need to go over minor details now. (whispering) Rohan, it is on the table, just make sure to cover it back up!
Brian: so what does this mean for the future of the show?
Mrs. H: well you will be getting a real job.
Mrs. Pegues: this show will broadcast once a week instead of daily.
Brian: (sobbing) I have worked my whole life for this!
Mandy: get a hold of yourself, this is fake remember!
Rohan leaves the building and heads over to the house to partake in his ding dong cake.
Troy makes a smooth getaway and heads down to a local eating establishment to meet his wife.
Trey stays and helps Brian take down all the sports posters and makes way for the lazy boy for Mrs. H, connects the labtop for Mrs. R and places the bible on the table for Mrs. Pegues.
Brian is seen furiously texting Christy, who is getting a chair massage from Hugo and drinking a Starbucks coffee.
moviefone guy: what does this mean for the future of the Superfriends? will Brian recover? will Rohan gain weight from the ding dong cake? those questions and much much more.
Is this the end of the Superfriends as we know it?
Saturday, November 21, 2009
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