Superfriends Spring Break Edition!

previously on the Superfriends....

Mandy: I'm tired!
Rohan: what's new....
Mandy: hey, I lead a hectic life.
Rohan: O, Mandy, give it a rest.
Mandy: why are you in a bad mood? did Brian beat you in another game of basketball??
Rohan: (schlumps shoulders and vomits in mouth)

Brian: hey Christy, we need to discuss finances tonight!
Christy: I have a date with 24 Hour Fitness tonight.
Brian: I didn't ask....
Christy: (gives Brian the one fingered salute)

10:15 a.m. preshow meeting
Brian: first.
Christy: what does that mean?
Brian: means I was first in the chair.
Mandy: first!
Christy: Mandy, Brian beat you this time.
Rohan: are we still doing this ridiculous game?
Brian: you're just sore from our last bball game! 11-2 brotha....
Mandy: can we get on with the show run down...
Christy: yes please, my life hangs on everything Superfriend. (looks on lustily at her new Twilight poster)

Voodoo Child by Jimi Hendrix wails through the Superfriends studio.
Brian: welcome one and all to another vomit inducing, forehead slapping, back aching edition of the Superfriends.
Mandy: vomit inducing? I promise not to vomit today.
Christy: guys we are already late on our run sheet.
Brian: ladies, calm down calm down.
Christy/Mandy: we are calm!
Brian; well, while you girls get calm, today's show brings hilarity, professionalism, and most of all e-mails.
Troy: ok chief, I have a list of emails for our segment.
Christy: wait a minute! you said I could answer e-mails today!
Brian: (shoos Troy away) yes, well we will introduce our new segment today called what's in Christy's Bag?
Christy: bag? I don't have a bag!
Brian: it is radio lingo, work with me here.
Mandy: so what am I suppose to do?
Rohan: you could get me some tea and ding dong cake.
Mandy: you said I didn't have to get you stuff if we were at work!!!!!
Troy: can we move this along please....
Mandy: (gives Troy the stink eye)
Troy: (gives Mandy the flamingo gun)
Mandy: (gives Troy the Russian leg sweep)
Troy: (gives Mandy the Polish hammer)
abruptly-Christy's song is played-
what's in Christy's e-mail? what's in Christy's email?
Brian: (looking at Christy), did you like your music? I did it myself.
Christy: (not amused) sure babe.
Brian: up first, we have an email from Scooter in Portland Oregon. Scooter asks, "Christy, thanks for the guided tour of Olympic Park. my question is, why didn't your husband come with?"
Brian: guided tour?
Christy: yes, thanks for using my e-mail Scooter, I toured some indiginous Oregonians in return for some gluten free treats. my hubby couldn't make it because of his fear of heights, flying and living in general...
Mandy: bahahahahahaha!
Brian: who rattled you cage Mandy?
Rohan: sore are we Brian?
Brian: about as sore after beating you in a game of one-on-one basketball!
Troy: score!
Mandy: lets see here, we have another question from Matt. Matt asks, "how did you become such an accomplished writer?"
Brian: I taugh......
Christy: well Matt thanks for asking. it took lots of hard work, many a year and dedication.
Mandy: good answer Christy!
Brian: well I'm a good writer with no formal education.
Rohan: now I understand!
Brian: (gives Rohan the throat slash sign)
Troy: I think we have time for one more question.
Christy: one more??? we just started!
Troy: well we have Nolan Ryan in 2 minutes..
Mandy: Nolan Ryan!!!! what has he done????
Brian/Troy: (slaps forehead)
Rohan: well our last question comes from, Juannyyy. she asks, "my sweet girl, when are you going to call or come by? love mom!"
Christy: MOM, I said I would call when I get home.
Troy: giggle!
Christy: Troy, don't you have some beer to drink!
Troy: beat you to it, I'm on my 3rd one already.
Brian: bro, it is only 12:30 p.m.
Mandy: drunk!!!!!
Brian: what was that Mandy?
Mandy: I said, krunk.
Rohan: why would you say krunk?
Mandy: Rohan!!!
Rohan: giggles!
Brian: well that segment went as well as a dolphin trainer feeding whales at Sea World.
Christy: Brian, that was uncalled for!
Brian: about as uncalled as Stabler and Benson not getting together on Law And Order SVU.
*breaking news*
Brian: aww man, we must have some breaking news...
Mandy: that is why the breaking news sounder was played.
Troy: seems like we have won 2 tickets to tonights Mavericks game.
Brian: well well well. I undoubtedly will take one of those.
Troy/Rohan: ohhhh, please take me!
Christy: don't look over here bub, me and Mandy have plans.
Brian: well, Troy/Rohan, you guys flip a coin or something.
Mandy: (leans over to Christy) what plans?
Christy: (whispers) work with me here, ok!
coin is tossed slowly in the air, Rohan looks on lazily. Troy looks on in a glaze.
coin hits the earth and the winner is---------------- Troy!
Troy: (does the running man)
Rohan: stuff it, I didn't want to go anyways!
mandy: but Ro..... you said you wanted to go....
Rohan: shhhhhh.....
Christy: Mandy, lets bounce!
Mandy: how????
Christy: (grabs Mandy by the arm)
Brian: (details the night of Mavs basketball with Troy)
Rohan: (is seen eating ding dong cake with his hands)

stay tuned for another cluster of an edition of the Superfriends!

Rohan sits in his chair surrounded by ding dong carnage watching the Mavs.
Brian gets elected to shoot 3 pointers at halftime to win $10,000!
Troy gets lost returning to his seats to watch Brian win $10,000.
Christy/Mandy get pulled over for speeding 75 in a 55!