Saturday, February 2, 2013

Boom!

previously on the Superfriends-

Mandy: Rohan, we're still going to the movies tonight, right?
Rohan: (twirling a basketball on his finger), sure let me get a couple of spins in first!
Mandy: why?
Rohan: Mandy, don't interrupt greatness...
Mandy: well, ok, anyways, the movie starts at 7:00.
Rohan: (spins ball off his finger) *sigh* what movie again?
Mandy: DJango Unchained!
Rohan: DeeeJango...
Mandy: Rohan, the D is silent!

At the Peters/Robinson residence-

Brian: (taking his wife to the airport) ok, babe, when you come back?
Christy: (looking up at the airplanes) I don't know babe, I'll have to check my itinerary.
Brian: ok, we talking a week, or more!?
Christy: one day, you'll be on of these planes soon enough! (patting him on his shoulder)
Brian: mmmmmmhmm.
Christy: guess, I'll have to keep traveling all by myself!?
Brian: not fair!
Christy: yep, you should see the beaches in the Philippines?
Brian: *sigh*

Voodoo Child by Jimi Hendrix is blaring through the cold and clammy studio, as Brian welcomes one and all!

Brian: welcome to another award winning edition of the Superfriends 93.8fm.
Mandy: yes welcome!
Brian: Mandy, remember, I'm suppose to point to you and then you talk, signaling I'm done with my welcome!
Mandy: o, you didn't point!
Brian: I wasn't finished!
Troy is seen already flipping on the golf channel and cracking open a Shiner!
Brian: today on the show, we're going to preview the Super Bowl, list our favorite sitcoms of all time and discuss our eatings at our Super Bowl parties.
Mandy: but I'm not watching the SB.
Brian: Mandy, for the love of all that is holy and just, please work with me here, please! I beg you...
Mandy: I'm sorry, what's got you all stuffy!?
Rohan: yea, ol' chap, what shakes?
Brian: Christy is in the Philippines, prolly laying out on some beach, facebooking, tweeting and what not!
Mandy: well it is a sweet gig!
Brian: I guess, but I miss her terribly!
Rohan: want my slice ofding dong cake I brought as a snack?
Brian: you mean, you would give your slice of ding dong cake?
Rohan: if it means you'll quit blubbering like a child yes!
Brian: deal!
Mandy: ok, guys, lets dive right in! top 10 sitcoms of all time!
10. Mork and Mindy
9. Three's Company
8. Cheers
7. Parks and Rec
6. 30 Rock
5. Friends
4. Archie Bunker
3. Mad About You
2. Seinfeld
1. The Office

Rohan: hold the fish and chips there! Seinfeld needs to be higher!
Brian: bro, smh, The Office is pure unadulterated greatness!
Mandy: who watched Mork and Mindy?
Brian: ummm, I did!
Rohan: 1a. needs to be Seinfeld and 1b. needs to be the Office.
Brian, no you got it backwards chief!
Mandy: how can we settle this?
Troy: lets flip a coin!
Mandy: great idea.............. said no one!
Troy (gives Mandy the your #1 salute and unmutes the golf channel
Mandy: does it really matter, they were both great shows!
Rohan: lets have a shoot off?
Brian: I'm down! first one to make from 3pt land wins.
Mandy: o brother!

out on the park basketball court, Rohan heaves up mess, while Brian calmly drills his shot!
Rohan: wait, I wasn't ready, that was a practice shot!
Brian is seen doing a victory lap and Rohan schlumps to the ground in tears.

back inside the studio-
Rohan is still sore over losing and Brian is grinning from ear to ear, all the while eating Ro's ding dong cake slice.
Mandy: Brian, do you have to rub it in? you already beat him in the shoot-off, now you're eating his cake??
Brian: he offered!
Troy: are we gonna get to the Super Bowl eats or not?
Mandy: is that all you think about is food?
Troy: no! (cracks open another Shiner and turns up the golf channel)

Brian: well that is all the time we have today on the Superfriends, join us next time as we recap the Super Bowl!
Mandy: we didn't even preview it!
Brian: don't worry about that...
Rohan is seen shooting the basketball out on the court.
Mandy is furiously calling in her to go order at Subway, yep you guessed it, footlong tuna fish sandwich!
Brian is smugly walking out of the studio, not knowing he has ding dong cake all over his face, very georgy-porgy style.
Troy has fallen asleep in his chair, Shiner in hand with the tv blaring!

*Superfriends 93.8* will Rohan ever defeat Brian in anything basketball related? how long will Christy stay this time overseas? does Mandy intend on eating the whole footlong tuna fish sandwich? will Troy awaken in time to get home and tend to his appendixless wife? all that and so much more and less.........

*BOOM*