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previously on the Superfriends...

At the Buck residence-
Mandy: Rohan, are you ready for your fantasy football draft?
Rohan: well, not really, I mean...
Mandy: want me to call Brian? he knows any and all about sport!
Rohan: not really...
Mandy is already in mid-dial calling Brian..

at the Peters/Robinson residence-
*ring ring*
Christy: Brian, is that my phone ringing? I can't find my phone...
Brian: no, babe, it's my phone..
*ring ring*
Brian: its just Mandy!
Christy: you gonna answer it?
Brian: nah, I'll let it go to voicemail..



Voodoo Child by Jimi Hendrix is blasting through the Superfriends studio

Brian: welcome one and all to another award winning edition of the Superfriends.. today we will talk sports and all that that implies, kittens and fantasy football!
Christy: (swivels in her chair) did you say kittens?
Brian: yes, my little kumquat, kittens!
Christy smiles big and claps excitedly..
Mandy: ummm, why are we going to talk kittens?
Brian: Mandy, this here is called a tease.. we highlight about our topics for the show..
Mandy: you calling me a tease???
Christy: Mandy, ugh, I'll explain later.
Brian: anyways, let me introduce the crew.. we have Christy; the Bastion of Bliss, technically directing. Troy; the leader of all society; at the helm, producing in only the way he can. Rohan; the yuckiest of yuck monkeys. finally, Mandy; the munchkin of Melbourne; co-hosting..
Mandy: what was THAT?
Brian: Mandy, I'm a creative soul..
Christy has twinkles in her eyes at her beau's masterful bon mots.

Troy: can we hurry this along here, we are already late for our first break!
Mandy: Troy, why are you still here!
Troy gives Mandy the universal sign that she is number 1.
Christy: can we please all get along, we've been doing this drivel for the last 6 years! did I just say 6 years, FML..
Brian: hey, Rohan, did you get get your fantasy football team squared away? (giggle)
Rohan: yes, why?
Brian: o, no reason, just checking!
Mandy: Brian he did fine, I even helped!
Brian: lol, wow!
Christy: we can we talk kittens?
Troy throws it to break and releases hell, fire and brimstone on the crew for being 4 minutes late to break..
Mandy is seen hiding underneath the table
Christy runs to the doughnut table
Rohan takes a # 2 potty break
Brian steadfastly sits in his chair oblivious to the childish vocabulary spewing from Troy's mouth face.

-back from break
Mandy: can I come out now?
Christy is still out at the doughnut table
Rohan is still stinking up the toilet something fierce!
Brian: ok, lets talk kittens!
Christy: makes headway post haste to her chair ready to commence in kitten talk. (looks over at Mandy and motions for her to sit in her chair)

Brian: I have been debating, should we adopt a kitten?
Christy: in a word, yes!
Troy: wow, bro, you're going down that road!
Mandy: I like kittens..
Christy hi-fives Mandy and passes her a piece of chocolate.
Christy: I believe in caring of displaced animals, and I vote yes.
Brian looks lovingly on his wife
Brian proceeds to have hand sex with his wife..
Rohan runs in from the bathroom with a piece of toilet paper stuck to his shoe
Rohan: what did I miss? (sees Brian and Christy holding hands in a very loving way)
Mandy: Ro, they are going to adopt a kitten! I think we should too!
Brian: tap the brakes my dear little pint-sized friend! no decision has been made yet..
Christy: hon, have you  heard, if momma ain't happy no one is happy?
Brian schlumps in his chair and says, "as head of household, I declare....
Christy waits with bated breath
Mandy  bats the butterfly about her face
Rohan runs back to the bathroom due to bubble gut issues..
Troy is already sleep with the tv on the golf channel
Brian: I declare we will adopt 1 kitty!
Christy: YES!!!!!, wait a minute, you said 1 kitty, our new little kitty will need a companion.. we need 2 kitties..
Brian smacks his head

Christy is seen thumbing through a kitty book looking for names.
Mandy victoriously sits in her chair for capturing a butterfly passing by
Rohan is still destroying the toilet
Troy is sawing logs in his chair

Join us next time as we recap the lives of our beloved Superfriends.
will Christy pick a name for the kitty AND will Brian give in and get a second companion kitty?
will Mandy realize that butterflies are protected by law, thus meaning you can't capture or contain them?
will Rohan recover from his sudden yet explosive bathroom theatrics?
will Troy awaken in time to realize the crew has vacated the premises?
all that plus much much more on the next episode of the Superfriends!