Bizarro Christmas 2015

we open with a moment of silence in memory of the great Melba Higginbotham (better known as grandma)
 *moment of silence*

Bizarro Christmas has become a tradition here on this wildly successful blog site, so with the recent departure of my dear departed grandmother, this blog will be dedicated in her honor.

Bizarro Christmas cast includes:
Brian as Brandt
Christy as Chrystal
Mandy as Mindy
Rohan as Rod
Troy as Richard
Becca as Becky

featuring-
Roy as Rock
Travis as Trance
Rachel as Raquel

Brandt is glumly sitting in his new house, head in hand, gazing out the window. Chrystal walks by and pats her robust and handsome husband on his head and asks, "need anything dear?" Brandt responds, "yeah, my grandma!" Chrystal leans in and kisses her husband on the forehead and says a silent prayer for him.
Chrystal meanwhile is bustling around getting the house in order for Christmas festivities. Brandt arouses from his depressed state and cleans out the dishwasher. Brandt asks his beautiful wife, when everyone is coming over and she politely says, "7:30pm". Brandt realizes that is is 7:10pm and he hasn't even cleaned up yet.
Chrystal places a call to Mindy and reminds her to tell Rod not to brag about beating Brandt in their weekly basketball game. Mindy asks why and Chrystal tells her to look at the calendar. Mindy looks at her calendar and cant figure what Chrystal means.
Rod enters the room with Mindy staring at the calendar and mentions, "be nice to Brandt, this Christmas is the 1 year anniversary of his grandma passing." Mindy feels like a heel.

Chrystal has food and drink prepared, all the while Brandt has cleaned the house from pillar to post.

*door bell rings*
The first guests arrive and it is Richard and Becky. Richard is adorned in Harley Davidson golf shirt and slacks and Becky is wearing a pant suit. Mindy and Rod arrive shortly after with the tuna casserole in tow.
Chrystal asks MIndy, "I thought you weren't bringing that this year?" Mindy retorts, "what, everyone loved it last year!" Mindy doesnt realize that Brandt secretly deposited said casserole in the trash last year due to an ungodly stench.

All the guests have arrived and Rock is serving everyone up a frosty beverage. Trance is showing off his new Star Wars light saber, Raquel is rolling her eyes at the mention of Star Wars and Rod is telling anyone who will listen about the Australian gun policy.

Chrystal welcomes one and all to the feast and Brandt toasts his guests.

During the meal, good time and good eats was had by all. Stories of yesteryear and times bygone were told. Mindy expressed her love of all thing tuna, Rod talked nonstop basketball, Rock got another round of drinks, Raquel talked about the use of google, Richard made motorcycle noises with his mouth, Becky delighted all about tales of dogs, Chrystal enlightened all with knowledge and intellect, and Brandt ended with stories of his sainted grandma. Tears were shed, laughs were bellowed, and hugs were forced.

Brandt closed the evening with this bon mot, "Love all, and cherish everyone!"

Merry Christmas!