Trick or Treat

Yes boys and girls it is that time of year, Halloween! Time to get stupid drunk on candy and laugh at big people. Huh what? Anyways, I'm reaching into my bag of tricks and reveal my list of Halloween costumes circa 2007'.

1. Bearded fat guy.

2. Confused engaged man.

3. Disrespectful man.

4. Overhyped man. ( I play the part of overhyping myself to any and everyone)

5. Blind Barbershop man.

6. Lead actor in "Black Snake Moan"

7. Upstanding good guy man.

8. Batgirl

9. Ambiguous Man

10. Jennifer Love Hewitt's boyfriend (for one night only)

11. Dead man walking guy.

12. Stand up comic man.

13. Telemarketer voice man.

14. Successful human being man.

15. Finally, Obvious man who states the obvious stuff to no one in particular.



I know, I haven't gone goofy in the head blog writing in awhile but I am back BRUTHA............

So from me to yours, have good good and make nice nice.

Overhyped!!!

Have you ever overhyped anything? I have too. I can overhype myself with the best of them and the worst of them too. Let the games begin...
I am a burly robust athletic 6'2.
I am a very suave bearded man's man.
I watch tackle football like every warm blooded male.
I have love swimming in my heart, mainly and only for Christy.
I do though have the evil fear of fears in my head.
Heights, money, loneliness and the ultimate, death.
I have brown hair, which some call the faux mohawk?
I have many acquaintances but few friends.
I love food, too much.
I have soft skin, in between sunlight.
I am Christian, loyal and strong.
Favorite verse, Joshua 1:9, Need to do and not say.

Well I have overhyped and overextended my stay.
I wish to stay and play but my time has come.
Be very careful and please exercise. (nobody likes fat people) giggle!!!!