previously on the Superfriends!
Mandy: so, Rohan, now that you are the big boss man, will I get top billing over Brian?
Rohan: Mandy, must we talk about this now? I have a paper to read and a show to run!
Mandy: (looking on sheepishly) gosh, Ro, I was just asking!
Rohan: I know, but I have a lot of pressure from the higher-ups to boost ratings. I will tell you though that ya'll will share hosting duties.
Mandy: so, I can introduce the show instead of Brian always doing it?
Rohan: (reading the New York Times), yeah, sure Mandy, whatever you say!
at the Peters/Robinson residence:
Christy: Brian, do I look fat?
Brian: (quickly answers) no babe, of course not.
Christy: you didn't answer my question, I asked if I look fat?
Brian: (looking confused) I said you don't look fat!
Christy: men!
no preshow meeting
10:55 a.m.
MushMouth Josh: (giggles) yes, you are correct DK, I used to work in Boston.
DK: well, I knew it when you started talking in that yankee accent, and were bragging about how much money you made plus all the women you have plowed through.
MushMouth Josh: (looks on perplexed)
Christy: ok ok, well enough of that talk, good lord!
DK: Christy, it is true, want to see the pics of all the women.............
Christy: nooooooo, I don't. it is time for our MixN'Mingle with the Superfriends.
Mandy: hey there, this show is still on the air?
Brian: (whispers) not for long!
MushMouth Josh: what was that Brian?
Christy: our MixN'Mingle is brought to you by Gluten Awareness Week. GAW is sponsored by the 93.8 the Crowsfeet in conjunction with boringfood.com
Brian: (giggles)
Christy: wait a minute, who changed the webs...........
Brian: well Blowhards, it is time for the lynchpin of the station to commence.
Mandy: that is us right?
DK: ok, yes we better run we have a 11:30 meeting in the conference room!
MushMouth Josh: yes we better ummmmm go....
Christy: (hits the VooDoo Child music)
VooDoo child by Jimi Hendrix is heard throughout the cool breezy studios.
Brian: welcome one and all to another award winning edition of the Superfriends!
Mandy: what award have we won?
Brian: ummm Mandy, that is radio talk, just work with me here.
Christy: yes on the show today we will have Mrs. Jenni Fatback on to discuss our sponsored Gluten Awareness Week.
Brian: (looking at his run sheet) ummm hon, I don't have that on my runs.....
Christy: well dear, I have set this up for the show, sooo.....
Mandy: where is Rohan, he said he was going to let me introduce the crew.
Brian: Mandy, I introduce the show, just like my name is introduced before yours!
Rohan: ok, guys sorry I'm late, I had a round of golf with our newest member of the crew.
Trey: (saunters in) hey guys, what is up?
Brian: ummm hey Trey!
Mandy: ok, Rohan, tell Brian, I get to announce the crew.
Rohan: Mandy, will you get me a glass of tea, and a slice of dingdong cake.
Mandy: (schlumps her shoulders and trapses off to get the requested items)
Christy: ok on our Cheetoh's hotline, we have Mrs. Fatback. welcome!
Cheetoh's hotline caller: yes, thank you for having me!
Brian: (whips out his gluten free questions) ok, so if you are gluten intolerant, you can't have pizza, bread, pasta, and flour tortillas?
Christy: umm excuse my husband there Mrs. Fatback!
Cheetoh's hotline caller: no it is ok, it is commonly thought that you can't have all these things but you can.........
Rohan: (hangs up phone) I'm sorry we had a bad connection there, but next up we have Trey's new segment called Trey's backporch witticism's.
Trey: once a upon a time...........
Christy: excuse me, excuse me, I spent a long time securing our guest and this is the treatment I get?
Rohan: well Christy, I thank you for your hard work but I'm sorry we are pressed for time here. Christy: we just started the show?
Brian: what gives with this new segment?
Rohan: well I have a suprise for Christy and Mandy!
Mandy: is it another Australian cooked deer and lightly sauted hasenpfeffer?
Christy: what the!!!! (barfs in a near by bag)
Rohan: my little morsel, I'm sending you and Christy on an exciting trip!
Christy: (perks up and wipes vomit off her mouth) where??????
Brian: hey wait a minute!
Rohan: settle down Brian! (Trey gets up for back up) ya'll are going to the Big Bend National Park for the weekend!
Brian: where do we get to go?
Rohan: ummm, you will stay here and run the show.
Christy: (transforms on the spot into her hiking clothes full with tent and sleeping bag) when do we leave?
Mandy: how did you pac.........
Rohan: I have arranged for ya'll to be picked up in a Jeep Wrangler in 10 minutes!
Brian: a Jeep Wrangler!!!! (tears roll down his eyes)
Rohan: so have fun and report back to us on your excursion Monday!
Mandy: ok, bye hon, I'll call you when I get there.
Rohan: umm Mandy, there will be no cell phones....
Christy: ( is seen dragging Mandy out the door) (blows a kiss to Brian)
Brian: (jumps in the air to catch her kiss)
Rohan: ok, Trey, now its our turn. the car is loaded and we are ready.
Trey: lets do it!
Brian: where are ya'll going?
Trey: hunting!
Brian: what about me?
Rohan: well you will run the show by yourself! btw, you will cover for the Blowhards b/c they are coming with....
Brian: what???????
Rohan/Trey/Blowhards are seen happily sharpening their knives, as they embark on the hunting trip.
Christy/Mandy: are singing "Regulators" by Warren G as they head to Big Bend.
Brian is left alone in his loneliness!
moviefone guy: stay tuned for another edition of the Superfriends 93.8 the Crowsfeet!
will Christy and Mandy hike and the like?
will Rohan and his merry band of ne'er-do-wells hunt to their hearts content?
will Brian be alright all by himself?
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Friday, June 19, 2009
The Memory Remains
previously on the Superfriends:
Mandy: Rohan, I think I get it now, can I come out of my room?
Rohan: tell me the difference?
Mandy: The Office is a t.v. show and Office Space is a movie!
Rohan: good job Mandy! can we eat dinner now I'm famished!
Mandy: (trudges off to the kitchen)
Rohan: (sits comfortably in his australian love seat)
meanwhile at the Peters/Robinson residence:
Brian: (opening the refridgerator door) Christy, did you drink all of the tea????
Christy: I sure did!
Brian: ok, just wondering! (schlumps his shoulders)
9:32 a.m. preshow meeting
Scott: ok guys, I have big news!
crew: (collective gasp!)
Mandy: (clapping her hands) is it, your leaving for a better job and tan?
Scott: no! who are you?
Mandy: (clapping her hands even more rigorously) is it, you've been fired and replaced by Patrick Swayze?
Christy: (awakens from her slumber) Patrick Swayze, where????
Scott: son of a...................... will you just listen? I have been fired and replaced by someone very familiar!
Brian: ummmmm, what does this mean for our show?
Christy: (in a child-like whisper) hopefully it means we can get real jobs!!!!
Brian: what was that?
Scott: I''ll break the news as to who it is at the end of the show.
10;55 a.m. on the Blowhards
MushMouth Josh: the correct answer was herpes...
DK: (giggle)
MushMouth Josh: thanks to all the callers for playing, "What STD was that!"
DK: yes, this was way better than a story from Trey.
MushMouth Josh: shush! DK, we can't mention his name for 30 days due to his contract stipulations.
Christy: ok guys, that was a wheels off game but it was fun nonetheless!
DK: looks like it is time for the bell cow of the station to take to the radio airwaves.
Mandy: hey guys, why is our e-mail in-box full of medical pictures of the human privates?
Brian: good grief, is that a.................?
MushMouth Josh: ok well, what do we have on the show for today?
Mandy: well we'll debut our new segment called Tuesday's with Rohan.
DK: (looking at everybody) isn't today Thursday?
Christy: actually on the show, we will have trail running talk, weight loss talk and maybe delve into some sportsy sport talk!
Brian: well I know one thing, I'll have a tall glass of te................ I mean I hope there is some tea to drink.
Christy: today's MixN'Mingle is brought to you by Ozarka bottling company.
MushMouth Josh: ok, well ya'll have a dandy of a time. (furiously deleting the show e-mail in-box)
Voodoo Child by Jimi Hendrix is heard waffling through the cool 68' studios.
Brian: welcome one and all. it is time for the controversial yet magnificent Superfriends on 93.8.
Christy: why is it so cold in here? (shivering)
Brian: dear, its not that cold. (throws her a UT blanket)
Mandy: what do we have on the show today, Brian?
Brian: glad you asked my confused long suffering co-host. on the show today we will glaze over trail running, weight loss talk and then dive right into a very important and long conversation of the talk of sport and its affect on society.
Mandy: my run sheet says nothing of the sort?
Christy: Mandy, today is Thursday, so we will not have Tuesday's with Rohan.
Mandy: why not? (honestly looking perplexed)
Christy: ummmm, because it is Thursday and that wouldn't make any sense.
Brian: hey, we have a caller on the Superfriends hotline!
caller go ahead.
hotline caller: hey guys it is me, Troy!
Brian: my man Troy!
Mandy: (vomits down her shirt)
hotline caller (Troy): I'm a new dad. her name is Morgan Ava Matheny!
Christy: awwww, Troy, that is awesome!
Mandy: (cleaning up said vomit, only to upchuck again at the thought of Troy procreating)
Brian: well, when do we get to see her and when will you be back for work?
hotline caller (Troy) oh, you haven't heard? we will be moving to Kenya and living with the fam!
Christy: really????? (longs for the day of travel)
Brian: you mean, you won't be here no more?
Mandy: yippeee! (miraculously cleans all the vomit off her shirt)
Brian: wow, bro, that is some serious news! ummmm, hope you have a good time.
hotline caller (Troy): have they told you who is replaci........................
Mandy: awww man, I think we lost him.
Christy: Mandy, did you hang up on him?
Mandy: (slowly moving her pinkie away from the hang-up button), no!
Scott: hey guys, I'm here with some big news!
Brian: I think we already know..
Scott: you do???? how??? I haven't told a soul.
Christy: it's not Troy leaving the show and moving to Africa?
Scott: what the hell?
Mandy: hey now no need for cussing!
Scott: (looking over at Mandy with confusion as to who she is) no, I'm leaving this gosh forsaking place and your new boss is....................
Rohan comes sauntering in with full australian regalia and smugness......
Christy: you can't be serious!!!!!
Brian: what in the world???
Mandy: the Lord has shown himself to be real and there is no place like home!
Rohan: yes boys and girls, I'm the new boss!
Christy: (seen crying a river of tears)
Scott: had fun and all but I had to make like eggs and scram....
Rohan: my first order of business is to hire Trey in place of Troy.
Brian: you can't do that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm the host of this show.
Mandy: you mean co-host!
Rohan: well we have some talking to do. (rubbing his hands together)
ok, Christy, throw it to network and all of you guys meet me at David's BBQ at 12:30 sharp.
Christy: (throws it to network) do we even have a network to throw it too?
moviefone guy: join us next time on the Superfriends 93.8 the Crowsfeet.
after the show, Brian and Christy console each other with the thought of Rohan being there boss!
On the way to David's BBQ, Mandy is seen driving Rohan, as Rohan sits in the back reading the New York Times.
Mandy: (thinks this will be great)
on the next edition- what will they eat at David's BBQ, what will Brian and Christy do now? will things be great, as Mandy so excitingly hopes???????????
Mandy: Rohan, I think I get it now, can I come out of my room?
Rohan: tell me the difference?
Mandy: The Office is a t.v. show and Office Space is a movie!
Rohan: good job Mandy! can we eat dinner now I'm famished!
Mandy: (trudges off to the kitchen)
Rohan: (sits comfortably in his australian love seat)
meanwhile at the Peters/Robinson residence:
Brian: (opening the refridgerator door) Christy, did you drink all of the tea????
Christy: I sure did!
Brian: ok, just wondering! (schlumps his shoulders)
9:32 a.m. preshow meeting
Scott: ok guys, I have big news!
crew: (collective gasp!)
Mandy: (clapping her hands) is it, your leaving for a better job and tan?
Scott: no! who are you?
Mandy: (clapping her hands even more rigorously) is it, you've been fired and replaced by Patrick Swayze?
Christy: (awakens from her slumber) Patrick Swayze, where????
Scott: son of a...................... will you just listen? I have been fired and replaced by someone very familiar!
Brian: ummmmm, what does this mean for our show?
Christy: (in a child-like whisper) hopefully it means we can get real jobs!!!!
Brian: what was that?
Scott: I''ll break the news as to who it is at the end of the show.
10;55 a.m. on the Blowhards
MushMouth Josh: the correct answer was herpes...
DK: (giggle)
MushMouth Josh: thanks to all the callers for playing, "What STD was that!"
DK: yes, this was way better than a story from Trey.
MushMouth Josh: shush! DK, we can't mention his name for 30 days due to his contract stipulations.
Christy: ok guys, that was a wheels off game but it was fun nonetheless!
DK: looks like it is time for the bell cow of the station to take to the radio airwaves.
Mandy: hey guys, why is our e-mail in-box full of medical pictures of the human privates?
Brian: good grief, is that a.................?
MushMouth Josh: ok well, what do we have on the show for today?
Mandy: well we'll debut our new segment called Tuesday's with Rohan.
DK: (looking at everybody) isn't today Thursday?
Christy: actually on the show, we will have trail running talk, weight loss talk and maybe delve into some sportsy sport talk!
Brian: well I know one thing, I'll have a tall glass of te................ I mean I hope there is some tea to drink.
Christy: today's MixN'Mingle is brought to you by Ozarka bottling company.
MushMouth Josh: ok, well ya'll have a dandy of a time. (furiously deleting the show e-mail in-box)
Voodoo Child by Jimi Hendrix is heard waffling through the cool 68' studios.
Brian: welcome one and all. it is time for the controversial yet magnificent Superfriends on 93.8.
Christy: why is it so cold in here? (shivering)
Brian: dear, its not that cold. (throws her a UT blanket)
Mandy: what do we have on the show today, Brian?
Brian: glad you asked my confused long suffering co-host. on the show today we will glaze over trail running, weight loss talk and then dive right into a very important and long conversation of the talk of sport and its affect on society.
Mandy: my run sheet says nothing of the sort?
Christy: Mandy, today is Thursday, so we will not have Tuesday's with Rohan.
Mandy: why not? (honestly looking perplexed)
Christy: ummmm, because it is Thursday and that wouldn't make any sense.
Brian: hey, we have a caller on the Superfriends hotline!
caller go ahead.
hotline caller: hey guys it is me, Troy!
Brian: my man Troy!
Mandy: (vomits down her shirt)
hotline caller (Troy): I'm a new dad. her name is Morgan Ava Matheny!
Christy: awwww, Troy, that is awesome!
Mandy: (cleaning up said vomit, only to upchuck again at the thought of Troy procreating)
Brian: well, when do we get to see her and when will you be back for work?
hotline caller (Troy) oh, you haven't heard? we will be moving to Kenya and living with the fam!
Christy: really????? (longs for the day of travel)
Brian: you mean, you won't be here no more?
Mandy: yippeee! (miraculously cleans all the vomit off her shirt)
Brian: wow, bro, that is some serious news! ummmm, hope you have a good time.
hotline caller (Troy): have they told you who is replaci........................
Mandy: awww man, I think we lost him.
Christy: Mandy, did you hang up on him?
Mandy: (slowly moving her pinkie away from the hang-up button), no!
Scott: hey guys, I'm here with some big news!
Brian: I think we already know..
Scott: you do???? how??? I haven't told a soul.
Christy: it's not Troy leaving the show and moving to Africa?
Scott: what the hell?
Mandy: hey now no need for cussing!
Scott: (looking over at Mandy with confusion as to who she is) no, I'm leaving this gosh forsaking place and your new boss is....................
Rohan comes sauntering in with full australian regalia and smugness......
Christy: you can't be serious!!!!!
Brian: what in the world???
Mandy: the Lord has shown himself to be real and there is no place like home!
Rohan: yes boys and girls, I'm the new boss!
Christy: (seen crying a river of tears)
Scott: had fun and all but I had to make like eggs and scram....
Rohan: my first order of business is to hire Trey in place of Troy.
Brian: you can't do that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm the host of this show.
Mandy: you mean co-host!
Rohan: well we have some talking to do. (rubbing his hands together)
ok, Christy, throw it to network and all of you guys meet me at David's BBQ at 12:30 sharp.
Christy: (throws it to network) do we even have a network to throw it too?
moviefone guy: join us next time on the Superfriends 93.8 the Crowsfeet.
after the show, Brian and Christy console each other with the thought of Rohan being there boss!
On the way to David's BBQ, Mandy is seen driving Rohan, as Rohan sits in the back reading the New York Times.
Mandy: (thinks this will be great)
on the next edition- what will they eat at David's BBQ, what will Brian and Christy do now? will things be great, as Mandy so excitingly hopes???????????
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
The Unforgiven
previously on the Superfriends:
(on the way to work)
Christy: Brian, do you love me?
Brian: of course I do!
Christy: answer the question, do you really love me?
Brian: (looking dumbfounded) I said..... yes, I love you!
Christy: (head in hand)
9:57 a.m. preshow meeting:
Brian: we need to discuss a myriad of topics on the show today, I need everyone's full attention.
Christy: you always have my attention. (swatting Brian on the booty)
Mandy: ok ok, enough of the PDA, what are we 12? by the way, where is Troy?
Brian: you haven't heard, he is on paternity leave.
Mandy: he had a kid?????? I knew he was pregnant.
Christy: ummmm, his wife was pregnant and he now gets 3 weeks off.
Mandy: 3 weeks!!!!!! (dialing up Rohan)
Rohan: Mandy, I'm right here.
Brian: yes you are Rohan. everyone, Rohan will fill in for Troy occassionally and have a segment on Tuesday's call Tuesday's with Rohan.
Mandy: why didn't you tell me?
Christy: can ya'll discuss and argue later.
Brian: yes, we have to talk about Broken Finger Inc. calling off the production of the movie.
Mandy: ummmmm, er, why?
Christy: seems like someone called and complained about a certain actress portraying herself.
Scott: %!*?, who did it?
entire crew except Mandy: (points at Mandy)
10:57 a.m. on the Blowhards
MushMouth Josh: hahahahahaha, Trey, you crack me up with these adolescent yet gold stories from your youth.
Trey: well they are true but I have other stories to tell besides these. I would like to tell them if........
MushMouth Josh: well Trey, we have to space out your segments b/c we don't want to tire your usefulness.
DK: (looks on terrified)
Trey: I don't understand, I was told I was coming on here to lift ratings out of the gutter and add some pizzazz to this show.
DK: well, lookey here guys, it is time for the Superfriends show. (wiping sweat from his brow)
MushMouth Josh: yes, yes it is time. welcome Superfriends!
Trey: (seen leaving in a huff)
Brian: well seems like you guys are getting along just nicely. (seen giving Rohan an air high-five)
Rohan: (has a puzzled look on his face)
Brian: (whispers) hurry back Troy!
Mandy: what was that Brian?
Brian: I said, this show is a joy!
Christy: today's Mix N' Mingle is brought to you by the friendly folks of the Katy Trail. Go Katy Trail runners!
MushMouth Josh: so what is on the show today?
Mandy: well we get to discuss a new and exciting segment that will awe inspire you, Tuesday's with Rohan!
Brian: also, but more importantly we will fill everyone in on the whereabouts of Troy and the latest on the movie.
Mandy: (vomits uncontrollably)
Christy: well we are up against it so we better go.
DK: ok have a good show and btw, Christy, I left a chocolate chip cookie on your desk cubicle.
Christy: o goodie! (chair is spinning out of control)
Jimi Hendrix Voodoo Child is thrashing through the studios as the Superfriends is brought to life for another side splitting hair raising edition.
Mandy: (tapping on her mic) are we on yet?
Brian: yes that is why the little red light in on! (dangit)
welcome one and all it is a ripe 11:21 a.m. and it is time for the Superfriends on 93.8 the Crowsfeet.
Christy: (freshly back from her devastation of the aforementioned cookie) why are 21 minutes late?
Brian: well someone had to go eat a cookie and Mandy didn't know what the red light meant?
Christy: what does the red light mean?
Brian: awe sweety, it means we are on the air.
Mandy: ugghhh, you called me a bozo but Christy is sweetie?
Brian: well we are married! anyways, on with the intro's of the crew: doing dual duties, program directing and technical directing, is my strong with words wife Christy. Debuting with a segment and on his second to last chance Rohan. Cohosting and whipping us with her backwoods Australian stories from days gone by is Mandy.
Christy: I'm doing dual duties????
Brian: yes my love, remember Troy is on paternity leave.
Mandy: why couldn't you do his duties?
Brian: I'm the main host, I mean I'm a busy man.
Christy: ok ok, lets get this rolling.
Brian: yes, on the show today we will update everyone on why Troy is missing and give updates on our fledgeling movie.
Mandy: didn't you just tell everyone why Troy is missing?
Brian: yes Mandy, in radio it is called a tease. (to make the audience wait longer during the show)
Mandy: I don't get it?
Rohan: (leans over and explain to Mandy)
Brian: ok Christy, explain to our faithful listening masses about why the absence of Troy.
Christy: his wife had a baby.
Brian: ummm dear, can you give some more details.
Christy: (whispers, why I am here) ok, ummm Troy's wife did all the work and delivered a baby. 7lbs. 3 ounces and 20 inches long. is that better?
Brian: much!
Rohan: (raises his hand) when do I come on?
Mandy: babe, you don't have to raise your hand.....
Rohan: (gives Brian the evil eye for telling him to raise his hand when he wants to speak)
Brian: giggles..
Christy: ok, can we talk about the upcoming/delayed/canceled movie.
Brian: yes my little chicken nugget, thanks for asking.
it seems like our little movie has been shelved for the time being!
Christy: you mean canceled!
Mandy: well not canceled as in production won't start.
Christy: huh?
Brian: well we are still in negotiations on who will play Mandy.
Rohan: (raises......) Mandy, I thought you said Jenna Fischer was going to play you?
Mandy: who?
Christy: well actually it was going to be Rachel Dratch, but it seems like for some reason Mandy had a problem.
Mandy: who is Jenna Fischer?
Brian: OMG!!!!! she plays on the Office!
Mandy: I thought Jennifer Aniston was in that.
Rohan: Mandy, lets go collect our thoughts.
Christy: well, we are still in developmental stages, so all is not lost.
Brian: actually, you me and Scott have to fly to New York and meet with the producers and try to get our movie up and running again.
Christy: we get to fly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brian: well that is all the time we have today, we'll try to do better the next time. we'll have updates on the new Troy baby and the latest and greatest news on our movie.
Goodnight Canada!
P.S. Rohan is seen escorting Mandy to the nearest Starbucks to explain the difference between the movie Office Space and the t.v. show the Office.
moviefone guy: stay tuned for another wacky filled show called the Superfriends.
will Mandy get it? will Troy come back in 3 weeks from paternity leave? will Brian fly?
(on the way to work)
Christy: Brian, do you love me?
Brian: of course I do!
Christy: answer the question, do you really love me?
Brian: (looking dumbfounded) I said..... yes, I love you!
Christy: (head in hand)
9:57 a.m. preshow meeting:
Brian: we need to discuss a myriad of topics on the show today, I need everyone's full attention.
Christy: you always have my attention. (swatting Brian on the booty)
Mandy: ok ok, enough of the PDA, what are we 12? by the way, where is Troy?
Brian: you haven't heard, he is on paternity leave.
Mandy: he had a kid?????? I knew he was pregnant.
Christy: ummmm, his wife was pregnant and he now gets 3 weeks off.
Mandy: 3 weeks!!!!!! (dialing up Rohan)
Rohan: Mandy, I'm right here.
Brian: yes you are Rohan. everyone, Rohan will fill in for Troy occassionally and have a segment on Tuesday's call Tuesday's with Rohan.
Mandy: why didn't you tell me?
Christy: can ya'll discuss and argue later.
Brian: yes, we have to talk about Broken Finger Inc. calling off the production of the movie.
Mandy: ummmmm, er, why?
Christy: seems like someone called and complained about a certain actress portraying herself.
Scott: %!*?, who did it?
entire crew except Mandy: (points at Mandy)
10:57 a.m. on the Blowhards
MushMouth Josh: hahahahahaha, Trey, you crack me up with these adolescent yet gold stories from your youth.
Trey: well they are true but I have other stories to tell besides these. I would like to tell them if........
MushMouth Josh: well Trey, we have to space out your segments b/c we don't want to tire your usefulness.
DK: (looks on terrified)
Trey: I don't understand, I was told I was coming on here to lift ratings out of the gutter and add some pizzazz to this show.
DK: well, lookey here guys, it is time for the Superfriends show. (wiping sweat from his brow)
MushMouth Josh: yes, yes it is time. welcome Superfriends!
Trey: (seen leaving in a huff)
Brian: well seems like you guys are getting along just nicely. (seen giving Rohan an air high-five)
Rohan: (has a puzzled look on his face)
Brian: (whispers) hurry back Troy!
Mandy: what was that Brian?
Brian: I said, this show is a joy!
Christy: today's Mix N' Mingle is brought to you by the friendly folks of the Katy Trail. Go Katy Trail runners!
MushMouth Josh: so what is on the show today?
Mandy: well we get to discuss a new and exciting segment that will awe inspire you, Tuesday's with Rohan!
Brian: also, but more importantly we will fill everyone in on the whereabouts of Troy and the latest on the movie.
Mandy: (vomits uncontrollably)
Christy: well we are up against it so we better go.
DK: ok have a good show and btw, Christy, I left a chocolate chip cookie on your desk cubicle.
Christy: o goodie! (chair is spinning out of control)
Jimi Hendrix Voodoo Child is thrashing through the studios as the Superfriends is brought to life for another side splitting hair raising edition.
Mandy: (tapping on her mic) are we on yet?
Brian: yes that is why the little red light in on! (dangit)
welcome one and all it is a ripe 11:21 a.m. and it is time for the Superfriends on 93.8 the Crowsfeet.
Christy: (freshly back from her devastation of the aforementioned cookie) why are 21 minutes late?
Brian: well someone had to go eat a cookie and Mandy didn't know what the red light meant?
Christy: what does the red light mean?
Brian: awe sweety, it means we are on the air.
Mandy: ugghhh, you called me a bozo but Christy is sweetie?
Brian: well we are married! anyways, on with the intro's of the crew: doing dual duties, program directing and technical directing, is my strong with words wife Christy. Debuting with a segment and on his second to last chance Rohan. Cohosting and whipping us with her backwoods Australian stories from days gone by is Mandy.
Christy: I'm doing dual duties????
Brian: yes my love, remember Troy is on paternity leave.
Mandy: why couldn't you do his duties?
Brian: I'm the main host, I mean I'm a busy man.
Christy: ok ok, lets get this rolling.
Brian: yes, on the show today we will update everyone on why Troy is missing and give updates on our fledgeling movie.
Mandy: didn't you just tell everyone why Troy is missing?
Brian: yes Mandy, in radio it is called a tease. (to make the audience wait longer during the show)
Mandy: I don't get it?
Rohan: (leans over and explain to Mandy)
Brian: ok Christy, explain to our faithful listening masses about why the absence of Troy.
Christy: his wife had a baby.
Brian: ummm dear, can you give some more details.
Christy: (whispers, why I am here) ok, ummm Troy's wife did all the work and delivered a baby. 7lbs. 3 ounces and 20 inches long. is that better?
Brian: much!
Rohan: (raises his hand) when do I come on?
Mandy: babe, you don't have to raise your hand.....
Rohan: (gives Brian the evil eye for telling him to raise his hand when he wants to speak)
Brian: giggles..
Christy: ok, can we talk about the upcoming/delayed/canceled movie.
Brian: yes my little chicken nugget, thanks for asking.
it seems like our little movie has been shelved for the time being!
Christy: you mean canceled!
Mandy: well not canceled as in production won't start.
Christy: huh?
Brian: well we are still in negotiations on who will play Mandy.
Rohan: (raises......) Mandy, I thought you said Jenna Fischer was going to play you?
Mandy: who?
Christy: well actually it was going to be Rachel Dratch, but it seems like for some reason Mandy had a problem.
Mandy: who is Jenna Fischer?
Brian: OMG!!!!! she plays on the Office!
Mandy: I thought Jennifer Aniston was in that.
Rohan: Mandy, lets go collect our thoughts.
Christy: well, we are still in developmental stages, so all is not lost.
Brian: actually, you me and Scott have to fly to New York and meet with the producers and try to get our movie up and running again.
Christy: we get to fly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brian: well that is all the time we have today, we'll try to do better the next time. we'll have updates on the new Troy baby and the latest and greatest news on our movie.
Goodnight Canada!
P.S. Rohan is seen escorting Mandy to the nearest Starbucks to explain the difference between the movie Office Space and the t.v. show the Office.
moviefone guy: stay tuned for another wacky filled show called the Superfriends.
will Mandy get it? will Troy come back in 3 weeks from paternity leave? will Brian fly?
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