Yep, it's that time again! Time for good good and nice nice. Time for laughs and snickers. Time for full frontal hugs and back slaps. But, I digress! It's the Christmas season and it's time for another side splitting edition of a Truly Bizarro Christmas! If you're new to this here blog, a. where have you been?, b. heave to and trice up!
The usual cast of characters is present. In no particular order of importance-
Brian as Brandt
Christy as Chrystal
Mandy as Mindy
Rohan as Rod
Troy as Richard
Becca as Becky
introducing:
Travis as Trance
Rachel as Raquel
Roy as Rock
Christmas morning and the birds are heard chirping, soft gentle breeze whisks the tree limbs, and a snore is heard something so fierce, who could it be?
At the Peters/Robinson abode-
Brandt: babe, is everything on track for our big festive Christmas dinner?
Chrystal: yes hon, are you ready to go pick it up?
Brandt: pick what up?
Chrytsal: the food?
Brandt: o, of course, I thought you were making.....
Chrystal: what? you thought I was making a meal for everyone?? I worked 12 hours yesterday, I'm pooped!
Brandt: no worries hon, I have a massage therapist coming before everyone gets here to a number on your shoulders and back!
Chrystal: awesome!!
Brandt: he kind of looks like Tom Hardy in the face a little bit!
Chrystal runs into the bathroom to clean up and apply makeup in anticipation of her massage.
Meanwhile at the Buck residence
Rod has turned up the music because Mindy is snoring like a freight train
Rod: all I want for Christmas is to beat Brandt in basketball, he just won't shut it! I mean I had the winning layup but I tripped! stupid shoes...
Mindy arouses from her deep snoring slumber
Mindy: Rod?? Rod??
Rod puts down his miniature basketball and attends to Mindy's screams for help.
Mindy: Rod??
Rod: yes, Mindy! what is wrong?
Mindy: O nothing, I awoke to a loud screeching deafening noise!
Rod: I think half the block heard!
Mindy: what?
Raquel: Trance, do we have directions to Brandt's and Chrystal's house?
Trance just arrived back home from an exhausting tai kwon doe session
Trance: no idea.. (wiping sweat from his brow)
Raquel: well, maybe I can ask Facebook and see if anyone knows..
Trance begins to offer up the solution of google mapping the address but leaves well enough alone.
Richard and Becky are still asleep from building their squids a bike and swing set from the night before.
Rock is only on his 3rd hour of sleep from a long night of Billy Bob's and the like..
It's 4:30pm sharp and the time has come to commence Christmas celebratories.
Brandt: Chrystal, you think this shirt looks good with these pants?
Chrystal: babe, I'm gonna subscribe you to a men's magazine that helps you with these things.
Brandt is left standing there, shirt untucked, belt unclasped and one sock on..
*ding ding*
Chrystal: hon, get the door, I'm running behind here, still have make-up and hair to do..
Brandt hurriedly tidies himself and opens the door.
Mindy and Rod make their grand entrance and hand off their jackets to Brandt. unknowingly, Brandt makes way to the kitchen and Mindy and Rod plop on the couch eating the prepared snacks. (jackets are lying in heap on the floor)
*ding ding*
Brandt hurries to the door so his bride can continue to ready herself.
Becky and Richard enter and promptly step right on the jackets left by Mindy and Rod.
Becky murmurs to herself about the mess on the floor, Richard quiets his wife as not to offend anyone.
Chrystal makes her much anticipated entrance to find Mindy and Rod scarfing down table snacks and Becky and Richard toe nudging the jackets in a judgemental pose.
Becky: sorry we're late but we had a long night last night!
Brandt: let's keep that to ourselves why don't we?
Richard: dude, we had so much wrapping, it was crazy! Brandt, what did you think she meant?
Brandt: O, nothing, nothing at all! (nervously, eats a cheese ball from the snack table)
*ding ding*
Chrystal opens the door to find Raquel and Trance with their little girl named Lake!
come on in guys, welcome! Raquel attempts to hand Chrystal her jacket but Chrystal is already setting the table!
Trance: do they not have a jacket hanger? who doesn't have one of those? who's jackets are on the floor?
Raquel notices the mess of jackets on the floor, and steps over them..
Rock is counting sheep still at his apartment!
Brandt makes a toast to the assembled crew.
Brandt: I would like to thank everyone for coming. Remember the reason for the season, pray for one another and bless this food to our bodies, Amen!
Mindy: where's Rock?
Trance: last I heard, he went out with some friends last night!
Raquel, maybe I should Facebook him and see what's up!
Chrystal hands plates to everyone and dinner commences.
Good time was had by all!
Mindy: this food is delicious. ( not knowing she has crumbs on her bottom lip)
Rod motions to Mindy to wipe her lip off, but Mindy perceives this as a wave and waves back.
Brandt sips on his wine and discusses Cowboys football with Richard. Richard wants none of this, because he is done being a fan..
Becky motions to Richard that it is time to go. (her parents are kid-sitting just for this special occasion, so Becky doesn't want to kill the whole night away here at Brandt and Chrystal's)
Brandt: I'm glad everyone came over and had a good time! I think just visiting with everyone is better than buying gifts. I believe Christmas is more than spending money on unnecessary presents.
Mindy: I like presents...
Rod: Mindy, let's go, we have ding dong cake ready at the house.
Chrystal: thank you everyone for coming, I enjoyed seeing all of ya'll..
Trance: Raquel, pack up Lake, we need to get on the road to Austin.
Raquel: do you have directions?
Trance: it;s straight down 35, who needs directions?
Raquel: well, I can jump on Facebook if needed!
Mindy and Rod pick up their jackets off the floor, wondering how they got there!
Becky and Richard stop off and the nearest Harley Davidson store.
Rock finally wakes up to find his phone has 22 text messages and numerous voicemails.
Chrystal and Brandt see off everyone and close the door.
Brandt takes his wife in his arms and slow dances to Christmas music!
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night.....
Tuesday, December 24, 2013
Wednesday, November 27, 2013
Bizarro Thanksgiving 2013'
Hello my fellow humanoids! My my my, how the time has passed since we last visited. I aged another year, gained a few and traversed in my mind where I would like to roam. Anyway, in lieu of my customary blog, I thought I'd switch it up on you guys and lay another good strong bizarro blog. Now if you don't have the foggiest idea what that means, look it up, educate yourself and let hilarity consume you. I have added a few new characters to enhance the overall bizarro product. *Disclaimer* if you get offended by depiction of said characters in this here blog, I'm sorry, but get over it. This is meant to edify our feeble minds and let the funny have its way with us. So without further ado, here we go....
Starring in no particular order-
Brandt played by Brian
Chrystal played by Christy
Mindy by Mandy
Rod by Rohan
Richard by Troy
Becky by Becca
Guest starring-
Raquel by Rachel (Mindy's sister)
Trance by Travis (Mindy's brother-n-law)
Rock by Roy (Mindy's brother from the same mother)
Deep in the heart of Texas.
Brandt: Chrystal, have Thanksgiving Day festivities been secured?
Chrystal: I don't know Brandt, have they?
Brandt confused by the language replies, "Ummmm!"
Meanwhile at the Pegues.Buck abode-
Rod: Mindy, has Brandt invited us yet for Thanksgiving dinner?
Mindy: I don't know, has he not called you yet?
Rod: that's why I'm asking you!
Mindy: ugh, I don't know. Ever since we didn't invite them over for ding-dong cake, Brandt has been a little sore...
Rod: well, we don't have to be around them all the time!
Mindy: I know, but ding-dong cake brings friends together... I'm going to call Raquel and see if she has heard anything.
*ring ring*
Raquel: hello!
Mindy: hey Raquel, do you know if we're going to Chrystal and Brandt's for Thanksgiving?
Raquel: why would I know that, they're you're friends!!
Mindy: ugh, sigh, no they're not... Have you seen how Brandt plays with Lake? (Raquel's baby daughter)
Raquel: well, he is good with kids...
Trance: (looking at Raquel), hey hon, I'm going with Rock hunting..
Raquel: wait! what about Thanksgiving??
Trance: ummm, we have to have a turkey to eat! we're not going to the store for one.
Raquel: good thinking...
Mindy: (looking at phone) hello...
Raquel hangs up...
Rock is still butt-up sleeping on his bean bag unknowing of the turkey hunt that is about to commence
Trance knocks on Rock's door. "Rock you ready!?"
Rock awakens with a migraine and puts his longjohns and overalls on. "Ready."
Trance and Rock meander through the dense forest on the look out for turkey prey.
In the meantime,
Brandt is feverishly making his famous cornbread dressing.
Chrystal: babe, I'm gonna need the counter space for cookings and bakings...
Brandt: hon, you know I need to make the dressing..
Chrystal: well yes, but do you want me to make fudge or not!
Brandt proceeds to make dressing by the small space next to the window sill.
*ring ring*
Richard dials Brandt to break the bad news that he and his wife Becky will not be making Thanksgiving this year due to having Dallas Cowboy game tickets..
Richard: dangit...
Becky: what?
Richard: Brandt isn't picking up!
Becky: leave a voicemail, then you won't have to break the news to him right now and hear him whine and complain.
Richard: well, we have been friends for over 25 years.
Becky: well, we have been married for over 14 years!
Richard: good point.
Chrystal is bumping to her new Justin Timberlake album whilst making her patented fudge.
Brandt is seen cleaning stuffing off the sill and window area.
Trance and Rock have stealthily murdered their turkey and proceeded to clean, drain and defeather it.
Rod is packing up he and Mindy's food offerings.
Mindy: Let's just head over to Chrystal and Brandt's place right now to get this Thanksgiving party started.
Raquel needs directions to Brandt's place, so she enlists Facebook's help for answers.
Trance and Rock clean the blood of their person and celebrate their deft killing of the turkey and subsequent cleaning and preparing for consumption.
All parties make their way to Brandt and Chrystal's for a nice Thanksgiving feast.
Brandt checks his phone and realizes the message from Richard.
Chrystal is delightfully dancing to another JT song.
Mindy is pulling into the driveway, while Rod digs 2 fingers into the side of the ding-dong cake.
Mindy: Rod?!
Rod: what? they'll never notice.
The mood is festive and thanks is given.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL!
I hope you have enjoyed my post! If you were offended then, I apologize ... for your lack of fun! til Christmas and the annual yearly Bizarro Christmas. goodnight!
Starring in no particular order-
Brandt played by Brian
Chrystal played by Christy
Mindy by Mandy
Rod by Rohan
Richard by Troy
Becky by Becca
Guest starring-
Raquel by Rachel (Mindy's sister)
Trance by Travis (Mindy's brother-n-law)
Rock by Roy (Mindy's brother from the same mother)
Deep in the heart of Texas.
Brandt: Chrystal, have Thanksgiving Day festivities been secured?
Chrystal: I don't know Brandt, have they?
Brandt confused by the language replies, "Ummmm!"
Meanwhile at the Pegues.Buck abode-
Rod: Mindy, has Brandt invited us yet for Thanksgiving dinner?
Mindy: I don't know, has he not called you yet?
Rod: that's why I'm asking you!
Mindy: ugh, I don't know. Ever since we didn't invite them over for ding-dong cake, Brandt has been a little sore...
Rod: well, we don't have to be around them all the time!
Mindy: I know, but ding-dong cake brings friends together... I'm going to call Raquel and see if she has heard anything.
*ring ring*
Raquel: hello!
Mindy: hey Raquel, do you know if we're going to Chrystal and Brandt's for Thanksgiving?
Raquel: why would I know that, they're you're friends!!
Mindy: ugh, sigh, no they're not... Have you seen how Brandt plays with Lake? (Raquel's baby daughter)
Raquel: well, he is good with kids...
Trance: (looking at Raquel), hey hon, I'm going with Rock hunting..
Raquel: wait! what about Thanksgiving??
Trance: ummm, we have to have a turkey to eat! we're not going to the store for one.
Raquel: good thinking...
Mindy: (looking at phone) hello...
Raquel hangs up...
Rock is still butt-up sleeping on his bean bag unknowing of the turkey hunt that is about to commence
Trance knocks on Rock's door. "Rock you ready!?"
Rock awakens with a migraine and puts his longjohns and overalls on. "Ready."
Trance and Rock meander through the dense forest on the look out for turkey prey.
In the meantime,
Brandt is feverishly making his famous cornbread dressing.
Chrystal: babe, I'm gonna need the counter space for cookings and bakings...
Brandt: hon, you know I need to make the dressing..
Chrystal: well yes, but do you want me to make fudge or not!
Brandt proceeds to make dressing by the small space next to the window sill.
*ring ring*
Richard dials Brandt to break the bad news that he and his wife Becky will not be making Thanksgiving this year due to having Dallas Cowboy game tickets..
Richard: dangit...
Becky: what?
Richard: Brandt isn't picking up!
Becky: leave a voicemail, then you won't have to break the news to him right now and hear him whine and complain.
Richard: well, we have been friends for over 25 years.
Becky: well, we have been married for over 14 years!
Richard: good point.
Chrystal is bumping to her new Justin Timberlake album whilst making her patented fudge.
Brandt is seen cleaning stuffing off the sill and window area.
Trance and Rock have stealthily murdered their turkey and proceeded to clean, drain and defeather it.
Rod is packing up he and Mindy's food offerings.
Mindy: Let's just head over to Chrystal and Brandt's place right now to get this Thanksgiving party started.
Raquel needs directions to Brandt's place, so she enlists Facebook's help for answers.
Trance and Rock clean the blood of their person and celebrate their deft killing of the turkey and subsequent cleaning and preparing for consumption.
All parties make their way to Brandt and Chrystal's for a nice Thanksgiving feast.
Brandt checks his phone and realizes the message from Richard.
Chrystal is delightfully dancing to another JT song.
Mindy is pulling into the driveway, while Rod digs 2 fingers into the side of the ding-dong cake.
Mindy: Rod?!
Rod: what? they'll never notice.
The mood is festive and thanks is given.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL!
I hope you have enjoyed my post! If you were offended then, I apologize ... for your lack of fun! til Christmas and the annual yearly Bizarro Christmas. goodnight!
Tuesday, September 10, 2013
Bad Radio
previously on the Superfriends...
At the Buck residence-
Mandy: Rohan, are you ready for your fantasy football draft?
Rohan: well, not really, I mean...
Mandy: want me to call Brian? he knows any and all about sport!
Rohan: not really...
Mandy is already in mid-dial calling Brian..
at the Peters/Robinson residence-
*ring ring*
Christy: Brian, is that my phone ringing? I can't find my phone...
Brian: no, babe, it's my phone..
*ring ring*
Brian: its just Mandy!
Christy: you gonna answer it?
Brian: nah, I'll let it go to voicemail..
Voodoo Child by Jimi Hendrix is blasting through the Superfriends studio
Brian: welcome one and all to another award winning edition of the Superfriends.. today we will talk sports and all that that implies, kittens and fantasy football!
Christy: (swivels in her chair) did you say kittens?
Brian: yes, my little kumquat, kittens!
Christy smiles big and claps excitedly..
Mandy: ummm, why are we going to talk kittens?
Brian: Mandy, this here is called a tease.. we highlight about our topics for the show..
Mandy: you calling me a tease???
Christy: Mandy, ugh, I'll explain later.
Brian: anyways, let me introduce the crew.. we have Christy; the Bastion of Bliss, technically directing. Troy; the leader of all society; at the helm, producing in only the way he can. Rohan; the yuckiest of yuck monkeys. finally, Mandy; the munchkin of Melbourne; co-hosting..
Mandy: what was THAT?
Brian: Mandy, I'm a creative soul..
Christy has twinkles in her eyes at her beau's masterful bon mots.
Troy: can we hurry this along here, we are already late for our first break!
Mandy: Troy, why are you still here!
Troy gives Mandy the universal sign that she is number 1.
Christy: can we please all get along, we've been doing this drivel for the last 6 years! did I just say 6 years, FML..
Brian: hey, Rohan, did you get get your fantasy football team squared away? (giggle)
Rohan: yes, why?
Brian: o, no reason, just checking!
Mandy: Brian he did fine, I even helped!
Brian: lol, wow!
Christy: we can we talk kittens?
Troy throws it to break and releases hell, fire and brimstone on the crew for being 4 minutes late to break..
Mandy is seen hiding underneath the table
Christy runs to the doughnut table
Rohan takes a # 2 potty break
Brian steadfastly sits in his chair oblivious to the childish vocabulary spewing from Troy's mouth face.
-back from break
Mandy: can I come out now?
Christy is still out at the doughnut table
Rohan is still stinking up the toilet something fierce!
Brian: ok, lets talk kittens!
Christy: makes headway post haste to her chair ready to commence in kitten talk. (looks over at Mandy and motions for her to sit in her chair)
Brian: I have been debating, should we adopt a kitten?
Christy: in a word, yes!
Troy: wow, bro, you're going down that road!
Mandy: I like kittens..
Christy hi-fives Mandy and passes her a piece of chocolate.
Christy: I believe in caring of displaced animals, and I vote yes.
Brian looks lovingly on his wife
Brian proceeds to have hand sex with his wife..
Rohan runs in from the bathroom with a piece of toilet paper stuck to his shoe
Rohan: what did I miss? (sees Brian and Christy holding hands in a very loving way)
Mandy: Ro, they are going to adopt a kitten! I think we should too!
Brian: tap the brakes my dear little pint-sized friend! no decision has been made yet..
Christy: hon, have you heard, if momma ain't happy no one is happy?
Brian schlumps in his chair and says, "as head of household, I declare....
Christy waits with bated breath
Mandy bats the butterfly about her face
Rohan runs back to the bathroom due to bubble gut issues..
Troy is already sleep with the tv on the golf channel
Brian: I declare we will adopt 1 kitty!
Christy: YES!!!!!, wait a minute, you said 1 kitty, our new little kitty will need a companion.. we need 2 kitties..
Brian smacks his head
Christy is seen thumbing through a kitty book looking for names.
Mandy victoriously sits in her chair for capturing a butterfly passing by
Rohan is still destroying the toilet
Troy is sawing logs in his chair
Join us next time as we recap the lives of our beloved Superfriends.
will Christy pick a name for the kitty AND will Brian give in and get a second companion kitty?
will Mandy realize that butterflies are protected by law, thus meaning you can't capture or contain them?
will Rohan recover from his sudden yet explosive bathroom theatrics?
will Troy awaken in time to realize the crew has vacated the premises?
all that plus much much more on the next episode of the Superfriends!
At the Buck residence-
Mandy: Rohan, are you ready for your fantasy football draft?
Rohan: well, not really, I mean...
Mandy: want me to call Brian? he knows any and all about sport!
Rohan: not really...
Mandy is already in mid-dial calling Brian..
at the Peters/Robinson residence-
*ring ring*
Christy: Brian, is that my phone ringing? I can't find my phone...
Brian: no, babe, it's my phone..
*ring ring*
Brian: its just Mandy!
Christy: you gonna answer it?
Brian: nah, I'll let it go to voicemail..
Voodoo Child by Jimi Hendrix is blasting through the Superfriends studio
Brian: welcome one and all to another award winning edition of the Superfriends.. today we will talk sports and all that that implies, kittens and fantasy football!
Christy: (swivels in her chair) did you say kittens?
Brian: yes, my little kumquat, kittens!
Christy smiles big and claps excitedly..
Mandy: ummm, why are we going to talk kittens?
Brian: Mandy, this here is called a tease.. we highlight about our topics for the show..
Mandy: you calling me a tease???
Christy: Mandy, ugh, I'll explain later.
Brian: anyways, let me introduce the crew.. we have Christy; the Bastion of Bliss, technically directing. Troy; the leader of all society; at the helm, producing in only the way he can. Rohan; the yuckiest of yuck monkeys. finally, Mandy; the munchkin of Melbourne; co-hosting..
Mandy: what was THAT?
Brian: Mandy, I'm a creative soul..
Christy has twinkles in her eyes at her beau's masterful bon mots.
Troy: can we hurry this along here, we are already late for our first break!
Mandy: Troy, why are you still here!
Troy gives Mandy the universal sign that she is number 1.
Christy: can we please all get along, we've been doing this drivel for the last 6 years! did I just say 6 years, FML..
Brian: hey, Rohan, did you get get your fantasy football team squared away? (giggle)
Rohan: yes, why?
Brian: o, no reason, just checking!
Mandy: Brian he did fine, I even helped!
Brian: lol, wow!
Christy: we can we talk kittens?
Troy throws it to break and releases hell, fire and brimstone on the crew for being 4 minutes late to break..
Mandy is seen hiding underneath the table
Christy runs to the doughnut table
Rohan takes a # 2 potty break
Brian steadfastly sits in his chair oblivious to the childish vocabulary spewing from Troy's mouth face.
-back from break
Mandy: can I come out now?
Christy is still out at the doughnut table
Rohan is still stinking up the toilet something fierce!
Brian: ok, lets talk kittens!
Christy: makes headway post haste to her chair ready to commence in kitten talk. (looks over at Mandy and motions for her to sit in her chair)
Brian: I have been debating, should we adopt a kitten?
Christy: in a word, yes!
Troy: wow, bro, you're going down that road!
Mandy: I like kittens..
Christy hi-fives Mandy and passes her a piece of chocolate.
Christy: I believe in caring of displaced animals, and I vote yes.
Brian looks lovingly on his wife
Brian proceeds to have hand sex with his wife..
Rohan runs in from the bathroom with a piece of toilet paper stuck to his shoe
Rohan: what did I miss? (sees Brian and Christy holding hands in a very loving way)
Mandy: Ro, they are going to adopt a kitten! I think we should too!
Brian: tap the brakes my dear little pint-sized friend! no decision has been made yet..
Christy: hon, have you heard, if momma ain't happy no one is happy?
Brian schlumps in his chair and says, "as head of household, I declare....
Christy waits with bated breath
Mandy bats the butterfly about her face
Rohan runs back to the bathroom due to bubble gut issues..
Troy is already sleep with the tv on the golf channel
Brian: I declare we will adopt 1 kitty!
Christy: YES!!!!!, wait a minute, you said 1 kitty, our new little kitty will need a companion.. we need 2 kitties..
Brian smacks his head
Christy is seen thumbing through a kitty book looking for names.
Mandy victoriously sits in her chair for capturing a butterfly passing by
Rohan is still destroying the toilet
Troy is sawing logs in his chair
Join us next time as we recap the lives of our beloved Superfriends.
will Christy pick a name for the kitty AND will Brian give in and get a second companion kitty?
will Mandy realize that butterflies are protected by law, thus meaning you can't capture or contain them?
will Rohan recover from his sudden yet explosive bathroom theatrics?
will Troy awaken in time to realize the crew has vacated the premises?
all that plus much much more on the next episode of the Superfriends!
Saturday, February 2, 2013
Boom!
previously on the Superfriends-
Mandy: Rohan, we're still going to the movies tonight, right?
Rohan: (twirling a basketball on his finger), sure let me get a couple of spins in first!
Mandy: why?
Rohan: Mandy, don't interrupt greatness...
Mandy: well, ok, anyways, the movie starts at 7:00.
Rohan: (spins ball off his finger) *sigh* what movie again?
Mandy: DJango Unchained!
Rohan: DeeeJango...
Mandy: Rohan, the D is silent!
At the Peters/Robinson residence-
Brian: (taking his wife to the airport) ok, babe, when you come back?
Christy: (looking up at the airplanes) I don't know babe, I'll have to check my itinerary.
Brian: ok, we talking a week, or more!?
Christy: one day, you'll be on of these planes soon enough! (patting him on his shoulder)
Brian: mmmmmmhmm.
Christy: guess, I'll have to keep traveling all by myself!?
Brian: not fair!
Christy: yep, you should see the beaches in the Philippines?
Brian: *sigh*
Voodoo Child by Jimi Hendrix is blaring through the cold and clammy studio, as Brian welcomes one and all!
Brian: welcome to another award winning edition of the Superfriends 93.8fm.
Mandy: yes welcome!
Brian: Mandy, remember, I'm suppose to point to you and then you talk, signaling I'm done with my welcome!
Mandy: o, you didn't point!
Brian: I wasn't finished!
Troy is seen already flipping on the golf channel and cracking open a Shiner!
Brian: today on the show, we're going to preview the Super Bowl, list our favorite sitcoms of all time and discuss our eatings at our Super Bowl parties.
Mandy: but I'm not watching the SB.
Brian: Mandy, for the love of all that is holy and just, please work with me here, please! I beg you...
Mandy: I'm sorry, what's got you all stuffy!?
Rohan: yea, ol' chap, what shakes?
Brian: Christy is in the Philippines, prolly laying out on some beach, facebooking, tweeting and what not!
Mandy: well it is a sweet gig!
Brian: I guess, but I miss her terribly!
Rohan: want my slice ofding dong cake I brought as a snack?
Brian: you mean, you would give your slice of ding dong cake?
Rohan: if it means you'll quit blubbering like a child yes!
Brian: deal!
Mandy: ok, guys, lets dive right in! top 10 sitcoms of all time!
10. Mork and Mindy
9. Three's Company
8. Cheers
7. Parks and Rec
6. 30 Rock
5. Friends
4. Archie Bunker
3. Mad About You
2. Seinfeld
1. The Office
Rohan: hold the fish and chips there! Seinfeld needs to be higher!
Brian: bro, smh, The Office is pure unadulterated greatness!
Mandy: who watched Mork and Mindy?
Brian: ummm, I did!
Rohan: 1a. needs to be Seinfeld and 1b. needs to be the Office.
Brian, no you got it backwards chief!
Mandy: how can we settle this?
Troy: lets flip a coin!
Mandy: great idea.............. said no one!
Troy (gives Mandy the your #1 salute and unmutes the golf channel
Mandy: does it really matter, they were both great shows!
Rohan: lets have a shoot off?
Brian: I'm down! first one to make from 3pt land wins.
Mandy: o brother!
out on the park basketball court, Rohan heaves up mess, while Brian calmly drills his shot!
Rohan: wait, I wasn't ready, that was a practice shot!
Brian is seen doing a victory lap and Rohan schlumps to the ground in tears.
back inside the studio-
Rohan is still sore over losing and Brian is grinning from ear to ear, all the while eating Ro's ding dong cake slice.
Mandy: Brian, do you have to rub it in? you already beat him in the shoot-off, now you're eating his cake??
Brian: he offered!
Troy: are we gonna get to the Super Bowl eats or not?
Mandy: is that all you think about is food?
Troy: no! (cracks open another Shiner and turns up the golf channel)
Brian: well that is all the time we have today on the Superfriends, join us next time as we recap the Super Bowl!
Mandy: we didn't even preview it!
Brian: don't worry about that...
Rohan is seen shooting the basketball out on the court.
Mandy is furiously calling in her to go order at Subway, yep you guessed it, footlong tuna fish sandwich!
Brian is smugly walking out of the studio, not knowing he has ding dong cake all over his face, very georgy-porgy style.
Troy has fallen asleep in his chair, Shiner in hand with the tv blaring!
*Superfriends 93.8* will Rohan ever defeat Brian in anything basketball related? how long will Christy stay this time overseas? does Mandy intend on eating the whole footlong tuna fish sandwich? will Troy awaken in time to get home and tend to his appendixless wife? all that and so much more and less.........
*BOOM*
Mandy: Rohan, we're still going to the movies tonight, right?
Rohan: (twirling a basketball on his finger), sure let me get a couple of spins in first!
Mandy: why?
Rohan: Mandy, don't interrupt greatness...
Mandy: well, ok, anyways, the movie starts at 7:00.
Rohan: (spins ball off his finger) *sigh* what movie again?
Mandy: DJango Unchained!
Rohan: DeeeJango...
Mandy: Rohan, the D is silent!
At the Peters/Robinson residence-
Brian: (taking his wife to the airport) ok, babe, when you come back?
Christy: (looking up at the airplanes) I don't know babe, I'll have to check my itinerary.
Brian: ok, we talking a week, or more!?
Christy: one day, you'll be on of these planes soon enough! (patting him on his shoulder)
Brian: mmmmmmhmm.
Christy: guess, I'll have to keep traveling all by myself!?
Brian: not fair!
Christy: yep, you should see the beaches in the Philippines?
Brian: *sigh*
Voodoo Child by Jimi Hendrix is blaring through the cold and clammy studio, as Brian welcomes one and all!
Brian: welcome to another award winning edition of the Superfriends 93.8fm.
Mandy: yes welcome!
Brian: Mandy, remember, I'm suppose to point to you and then you talk, signaling I'm done with my welcome!
Mandy: o, you didn't point!
Brian: I wasn't finished!
Troy is seen already flipping on the golf channel and cracking open a Shiner!
Brian: today on the show, we're going to preview the Super Bowl, list our favorite sitcoms of all time and discuss our eatings at our Super Bowl parties.
Mandy: but I'm not watching the SB.
Brian: Mandy, for the love of all that is holy and just, please work with me here, please! I beg you...
Mandy: I'm sorry, what's got you all stuffy!?
Rohan: yea, ol' chap, what shakes?
Brian: Christy is in the Philippines, prolly laying out on some beach, facebooking, tweeting and what not!
Mandy: well it is a sweet gig!
Brian: I guess, but I miss her terribly!
Rohan: want my slice ofding dong cake I brought as a snack?
Brian: you mean, you would give your slice of ding dong cake?
Rohan: if it means you'll quit blubbering like a child yes!
Brian: deal!
Mandy: ok, guys, lets dive right in! top 10 sitcoms of all time!
10. Mork and Mindy
9. Three's Company
8. Cheers
7. Parks and Rec
6. 30 Rock
5. Friends
4. Archie Bunker
3. Mad About You
2. Seinfeld
1. The Office
Rohan: hold the fish and chips there! Seinfeld needs to be higher!
Brian: bro, smh, The Office is pure unadulterated greatness!
Mandy: who watched Mork and Mindy?
Brian: ummm, I did!
Rohan: 1a. needs to be Seinfeld and 1b. needs to be the Office.
Brian, no you got it backwards chief!
Mandy: how can we settle this?
Troy: lets flip a coin!
Mandy: great idea.............. said no one!
Troy (gives Mandy the your #1 salute and unmutes the golf channel
Mandy: does it really matter, they were both great shows!
Rohan: lets have a shoot off?
Brian: I'm down! first one to make from 3pt land wins.
Mandy: o brother!
out on the park basketball court, Rohan heaves up mess, while Brian calmly drills his shot!
Rohan: wait, I wasn't ready, that was a practice shot!
Brian is seen doing a victory lap and Rohan schlumps to the ground in tears.
back inside the studio-
Rohan is still sore over losing and Brian is grinning from ear to ear, all the while eating Ro's ding dong cake slice.
Mandy: Brian, do you have to rub it in? you already beat him in the shoot-off, now you're eating his cake??
Brian: he offered!
Troy: are we gonna get to the Super Bowl eats or not?
Mandy: is that all you think about is food?
Troy: no! (cracks open another Shiner and turns up the golf channel)
Brian: well that is all the time we have today on the Superfriends, join us next time as we recap the Super Bowl!
Mandy: we didn't even preview it!
Brian: don't worry about that...
Rohan is seen shooting the basketball out on the court.
Mandy is furiously calling in her to go order at Subway, yep you guessed it, footlong tuna fish sandwich!
Brian is smugly walking out of the studio, not knowing he has ding dong cake all over his face, very georgy-porgy style.
Troy has fallen asleep in his chair, Shiner in hand with the tv blaring!
*Superfriends 93.8* will Rohan ever defeat Brian in anything basketball related? how long will Christy stay this time overseas? does Mandy intend on eating the whole footlong tuna fish sandwich? will Troy awaken in time to get home and tend to his appendixless wife? all that and so much more and less.........
*BOOM*
Sunday, January 27, 2013
Team Bring It!
previously on the Superfriends.....
Mandy: hey Ro, you know what today is?
Rohan: no, what is it?
Mandy: guess....
Rohan: Mandy, I hate guessing games! just tell me....
Mandy: o, all right! it's Downton Day!
Rohan: what is that?
Mandy: it's a show on PBS about....
Rohan: Mandy, is the show Brian has been going on and on about??
Mandy: yes...
Rohan: I'm out!!!!
Mandy schlumps down in her chair!
at the Peters/Robinson residence-
Brian: Christy!!!
Christy: (running in from the bedroom) what??
Brian: why are you running?
Christy: why are you yelling my name?
Brian: I wasn't yelling! you just can't hear...
Christy: that makes no sense!
Brian: anyways, are we ready for a our 2nd annual Superfriends 5K fun run?
Christy: babe, you appoint me a running event, believe me that I'm up to the task!
Brian: I wonder if Mandy made the flyers!
at the Buck residence-
Mandy is seen sleep drooling in her chair while Rohan watches some basketball tutorials.. (Rohan has been thrashed and trashed recently by Brian in basketball and he is trying to get him game back up to snuff)
Voodoo Child by Jimi Hendrix is wafting through the cool yet warm air as the locals are getting limbered up for the Superfriend 5K fun run.
Brian: man look at this turnout!
Christy: (looking around) I wouldn't say 12 people is a lot hon...
Mandy and Rohan make way to the fun run and Rohan is dribbling a basketball.
Brian: what you got there chief?
Rohan: a basketball!
Brian: ummm ok, why?
Rohan: just working on the old handles! (dribbles between the legs)
Mandy whispers to Christy about the said tutorial Rohan was watching earlier
Brian: so you gonna run while dribbling?
Rohan: yea, why not?
Christy: ok, boys, lets stay focused! Mandy, are you sure you handed out all the flyers?
Mandy: what flyers?
Brian (smh)
Christy: never mind Mandy, this was doomed to be a clusterF anyways! (wonders to herself why she came home from the Philippines for this?)
Travis is setting up all the sound equipment since he is emceeing the fun run...
Brian: ok, Trav, you good on what to do here?
Trav: yea, man, I'm going to some play by play of the run and mix in some good beats. tunes you might say!
Brian: you got some Metallica in there?
Trav: (nervously sifting through his collection of music) ummm, yea man, no worries!
Trav: (grabs the mic) ok guys and girls, gather round gather round!
Christy is seen stretching and fixing her headphones
Brian is doing jumping jacks to stay loose
Rohan is running in place to get his heart rate up
Mandy is leaning on a tree sleeping
Trav: on my sound! 3... 2... 1... pew pew...
all 12 racers are off
Mandy has her headphones in and does not hear the gun and is left sleeping next to the tree.
Brian is seen keeping a steady albeit slow/walk pace
Christy is well out in front, running backwards as if almost taunting the much slower runners.
Rohan is dead sprinting trying to catch up all the while dribbling his basketball
Trav: around the bend they come, down the stretch, here they come, it's neck and neck! wait a minute, we have a surprise challenger, a slender yet very in shape runner chasing down Christy and passing Christy!
Rohan has fallen back in the pack as he has dribbled the basketball off his shoe and into the bushes....
Brian has kept a good pace and finishes 10th out of 12th.
Mandy finally awakes from her slumber and notices everyone finishing the race...
Mandy: wait, what happened??
Trav: and our winner is...... (jumps off the make shift platform and get the name of the winner) sir, what is your name?
winner: (not breaking a sweat) my name is Ty...
Christy is dumbfounded as to her 2nd place finish and checks and rechecks her time
Brian is just happy to finish without having to stop and walk
Rohan finally finishes after finding his ball
Mandy is 1/4 into the 5k...
Trav: alright everyone, lets head back to our title sponsor!
tired runners: where is that?
Trav: David's BBQ!
Brian and Christy look at each other hoping Mandy secured David's BBQ....
as everyone heads out in their cars to David's, Rohan hitches a ride with Trav
Brian and Christy stretch and head out as well
Ty is still basking in the glow of winning the Superfriends 5K fun run
Mandy is last seen huffing and puffing on a park bench!
join us next time on 93.8 the Superfriends as recap the 5K fun run! Did Mandy finish the race and make it to David's BBQ? will everyone get to know who this Ty fellow is? Did Rohan improve his ball handling skills? all that and much more frivolity on the Superfriends!
embrace your rage!
Mandy: hey Ro, you know what today is?
Rohan: no, what is it?
Mandy: guess....
Rohan: Mandy, I hate guessing games! just tell me....
Mandy: o, all right! it's Downton Day!
Rohan: what is that?
Mandy: it's a show on PBS about....
Rohan: Mandy, is the show Brian has been going on and on about??
Mandy: yes...
Rohan: I'm out!!!!
Mandy schlumps down in her chair!
at the Peters/Robinson residence-
Brian: Christy!!!
Christy: (running in from the bedroom) what??
Brian: why are you running?
Christy: why are you yelling my name?
Brian: I wasn't yelling! you just can't hear...
Christy: that makes no sense!
Brian: anyways, are we ready for a our 2nd annual Superfriends 5K fun run?
Christy: babe, you appoint me a running event, believe me that I'm up to the task!
Brian: I wonder if Mandy made the flyers!
at the Buck residence-
Mandy is seen sleep drooling in her chair while Rohan watches some basketball tutorials.. (Rohan has been thrashed and trashed recently by Brian in basketball and he is trying to get him game back up to snuff)
Voodoo Child by Jimi Hendrix is wafting through the cool yet warm air as the locals are getting limbered up for the Superfriend 5K fun run.
Brian: man look at this turnout!
Christy: (looking around) I wouldn't say 12 people is a lot hon...
Mandy and Rohan make way to the fun run and Rohan is dribbling a basketball.
Brian: what you got there chief?
Rohan: a basketball!
Brian: ummm ok, why?
Rohan: just working on the old handles! (dribbles between the legs)
Mandy whispers to Christy about the said tutorial Rohan was watching earlier
Brian: so you gonna run while dribbling?
Rohan: yea, why not?
Christy: ok, boys, lets stay focused! Mandy, are you sure you handed out all the flyers?
Mandy: what flyers?
Brian (smh)
Christy: never mind Mandy, this was doomed to be a clusterF anyways! (wonders to herself why she came home from the Philippines for this?)
Travis is setting up all the sound equipment since he is emceeing the fun run...
Brian: ok, Trav, you good on what to do here?
Trav: yea, man, I'm going to some play by play of the run and mix in some good beats. tunes you might say!
Brian: you got some Metallica in there?
Trav: (nervously sifting through his collection of music) ummm, yea man, no worries!
Trav: (grabs the mic) ok guys and girls, gather round gather round!
Christy is seen stretching and fixing her headphones
Brian is doing jumping jacks to stay loose
Rohan is running in place to get his heart rate up
Mandy is leaning on a tree sleeping
Trav: on my sound! 3... 2... 1... pew pew...
all 12 racers are off
Mandy has her headphones in and does not hear the gun and is left sleeping next to the tree.
Brian is seen keeping a steady albeit slow/walk pace
Christy is well out in front, running backwards as if almost taunting the much slower runners.
Rohan is dead sprinting trying to catch up all the while dribbling his basketball
Trav: around the bend they come, down the stretch, here they come, it's neck and neck! wait a minute, we have a surprise challenger, a slender yet very in shape runner chasing down Christy and passing Christy!
Rohan has fallen back in the pack as he has dribbled the basketball off his shoe and into the bushes....
Brian has kept a good pace and finishes 10th out of 12th.
Mandy finally awakes from her slumber and notices everyone finishing the race...
Mandy: wait, what happened??
Trav: and our winner is...... (jumps off the make shift platform and get the name of the winner) sir, what is your name?
winner: (not breaking a sweat) my name is Ty...
Christy is dumbfounded as to her 2nd place finish and checks and rechecks her time
Brian is just happy to finish without having to stop and walk
Rohan finally finishes after finding his ball
Mandy is 1/4 into the 5k...
Trav: alright everyone, lets head back to our title sponsor!
tired runners: where is that?
Trav: David's BBQ!
Brian and Christy look at each other hoping Mandy secured David's BBQ....
as everyone heads out in their cars to David's, Rohan hitches a ride with Trav
Brian and Christy stretch and head out as well
Ty is still basking in the glow of winning the Superfriends 5K fun run
Mandy is last seen huffing and puffing on a park bench!
join us next time on 93.8 the Superfriends as recap the 5K fun run! Did Mandy finish the race and make it to David's BBQ? will everyone get to know who this Ty fellow is? Did Rohan improve his ball handling skills? all that and much more frivolity on the Superfriends!
embrace your rage!
Friday, January 25, 2013
Fire in the Hole!!
previously on the Superfriends....
at the Peters/Robinson residence
*ring ring*
Brian (clumsily answers the phone): hello
Christy: hey babe, what's going on?
Brian: (wiping sleep drool of his mouth): ummm, nothing hon...
Christy: guess what?
Brian: (rubbing sleep boogers out of his eyes): what? you know how I hate guessing games!!
Christy: (sighs) I got the job as social media editor for the National Geographic Philippines Magazine...
Brian: (nervously excites) awesome, so what does th.....
Christy: don't get your panties in a wad, I can do the bulk of my work from home but I will travel to and fro to the Philippines.. how awesome is that??? I.GET.TO.TRAVEL.TO.THE.PHILIPPINES!!!!
Brian: (gulps) that is gre....
Christy: which means, you can overcome that fear of flying real quick like and we can travel together.
Brian: how long of a flight is that again?
Christy: babe, don't worry about that, gotta go, gotta post and tweet, and instagram and tumble and.....
Brian: (sheepishly) bye
at the Buck residence
Mandy: Ro, I'm tired!
Rohan: Mandy, we decided we were going to start running and exercising again!, remember?
Mandy: yes I remember! but I liked it better when you just exercised with Brian playing basketball.
Rohan: yeah, well he beats me something awful every time we play! I mean, I can't buy a shot! I missed a wide open layup the other day! I mean front rimmed it...
Mandy: well, maybe you need to just focus more!
Rohan: focus on this. (throws her running shoes at her) lets go, we have 1.5 miles today...
Mandy vomits the scrambled eggs she made for breakfast up on her sleeve
11:00am sharp
Voodoo Child is blaring through the dimly lit and dingy studio
Brian: (looks around at the empty studio except for a half empty tuna can leftover from Mandy's lunch from the previous day) man, where is everyone? Christy is still overseas, Mandy and Rohan are late.. and no sign of Troy! guess, I should check the voicemails.
(Brian is busy checking voicemails and hears Mandy's muffled voice, wheezing and tired)
Mandy: Brian (huffing and puffing,mixed in with some sniffling) not gonna make it in today, sprained my ankle today running!
Brian: (thinks to himself, Mandy running?) hmmmm...
-second voicemail-
Troy: hey dude, gonna have to bail this week, Becca had emergency appendix surgery, so I'm unavailable this week....
Brian: (mental note to call Troy and offer sympathies)
-third voicemail-
Travis Vidaurri: (side note, Travis is Mandy's brother-in-law) hey, bro, wanna grab some lunch today! I'll even drive to you! call me back...
Brian: (light bulb goes off over Brian's head) let me give ol' Travis a call here... (dialing Travis's cell)
*ring ring*
Travis: hello
Brian: hey man, lets do lunch and maybe you can help me out on the show today?
Travis: what show?
Brian: the Superfriends radio show! 93.8fm the Superfriends!!
Travis: Mandy said that was fake!
Brian: don't worry about that, come on it will be fun!
Travis: what about lunch?
Brian: I like Wingstop!
Travis: ummm ok, what kind?
Brian: don't be so confrontational, they're wings... come on, the shows starts in 10 minutes!
Travis: but what....
Brian: (dialtone) ok, welcome everyone to another award winning edition of the Superfriends.........
next time on the Superfriends, does Mandy's ankle heal? does Christy's plane ever leave the Philippines? does Troy hold down the fort with Becca on the shelf? does Travis heave to and trice up as fill-in on the show? join us next time and we try to answer all these questions plus the ones we haven't come up with yet....
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at the Peters/Robinson residence
*ring ring*
Brian (clumsily answers the phone): hello
Christy: hey babe, what's going on?
Brian: (wiping sleep drool of his mouth): ummm, nothing hon...
Christy: guess what?
Brian: (rubbing sleep boogers out of his eyes): what? you know how I hate guessing games!!
Christy: (sighs) I got the job as social media editor for the National Geographic Philippines Magazine...
Brian: (nervously excites) awesome, so what does th.....
Christy: don't get your panties in a wad, I can do the bulk of my work from home but I will travel to and fro to the Philippines.. how awesome is that??? I.GET.TO.TRAVEL.TO.THE.PHILIPPINES!!!!
Brian: (gulps) that is gre....
Christy: which means, you can overcome that fear of flying real quick like and we can travel together.
Brian: how long of a flight is that again?
Christy: babe, don't worry about that, gotta go, gotta post and tweet, and instagram and tumble and.....
Brian: (sheepishly) bye
at the Buck residence
Mandy: Ro, I'm tired!
Rohan: Mandy, we decided we were going to start running and exercising again!, remember?
Mandy: yes I remember! but I liked it better when you just exercised with Brian playing basketball.
Rohan: yeah, well he beats me something awful every time we play! I mean, I can't buy a shot! I missed a wide open layup the other day! I mean front rimmed it...
Mandy: well, maybe you need to just focus more!
Rohan: focus on this. (throws her running shoes at her) lets go, we have 1.5 miles today...
Mandy vomits the scrambled eggs she made for breakfast up on her sleeve
11:00am sharp
Voodoo Child is blaring through the dimly lit and dingy studio
Brian: (looks around at the empty studio except for a half empty tuna can leftover from Mandy's lunch from the previous day) man, where is everyone? Christy is still overseas, Mandy and Rohan are late.. and no sign of Troy! guess, I should check the voicemails.
(Brian is busy checking voicemails and hears Mandy's muffled voice, wheezing and tired)
Mandy: Brian (huffing and puffing,mixed in with some sniffling) not gonna make it in today, sprained my ankle today running!
Brian: (thinks to himself, Mandy running?) hmmmm...
-second voicemail-
Troy: hey dude, gonna have to bail this week, Becca had emergency appendix surgery, so I'm unavailable this week....
Brian: (mental note to call Troy and offer sympathies)
-third voicemail-
Travis Vidaurri: (side note, Travis is Mandy's brother-in-law) hey, bro, wanna grab some lunch today! I'll even drive to you! call me back...
Brian: (light bulb goes off over Brian's head) let me give ol' Travis a call here... (dialing Travis's cell)
*ring ring*
Travis: hello
Brian: hey man, lets do lunch and maybe you can help me out on the show today?
Travis: what show?
Brian: the Superfriends radio show! 93.8fm the Superfriends!!
Travis: Mandy said that was fake!
Brian: don't worry about that, come on it will be fun!
Travis: what about lunch?
Brian: I like Wingstop!
Travis: ummm ok, what kind?
Brian: don't be so confrontational, they're wings... come on, the shows starts in 10 minutes!
Travis: but what....
Brian: (dialtone) ok, welcome everyone to another award winning edition of the Superfriends.........
next time on the Superfriends, does Mandy's ankle heal? does Christy's plane ever leave the Philippines? does Troy hold down the fort with Becca on the shelf? does Travis heave to and trice up as fill-in on the show? join us next time and we try to answer all these questions plus the ones we haven't come up with yet....
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