Harvester of Sorrow

previously on the Superfriends.

Troy: (heard crying about Trey moving onto the Blowhards)
Brian: dude, why you crying?
Troy: (wiping tears away) nothing, I'm not crying.
Brian: Troy, I can tell you've been crying, what is up?
Troy: I sneezed is all.
Christy: can men not cry Troy, is that it?

Scott has called a preshow all hands on deck crew meeting.
Scott: is everyone here? where is Mandy?
Christy: I saw her last............
Mandy: I'm here I'm here, sorry had a dustup with Shaniqua down at Target.
Scott: well I have good news.
Christy: (seen clapping uncontrollably)
Brian: what is it , a raise?
Troy: (breaks out the cigars)
Mandy: is it free unlimited Starbucks and jelly beans?
Blowhard crew: it is a better time slot for our show?
Scott: looking over at the Blowhards, who are these guys?
Trey: het Scott, it is me Trey!
Scott: yes, Trey, who are those goobs with you?
Mandy: so it is not the Starbucks and jelly beans?
Scott: why is she here?
the news is, we are going to have a movie portraying our little fake radio show!
Christy: (seen clapping uncontrollably)
Mandy: that is it?
Brian: wow, that is awesome! who will play us?
Scott: well we will discuss that on the show today.
Blowhards crew: so we are still stuck in the morning drive time slot?
Troy: idiots, that is the second best time behind ours of course.

10:57 a.m. on the Blowhards
Mushmouth Josh: well Trey, that was some captivating talk about egging.
Trey: well I have more.
DK: sounds dangerous.
Mushmouth Josh: well we'll get into more next time on a bit called Trey's Snorts Stories.
Trey: I like it.
DK: well it is that time of the day again. it is time for the bell cow of the station to commence.
Mushmouth Josh: awwww yes, the Superfriends.
Christy: yes this Mix N' Mingle today is brought to you by Cowboys Indians Magazine, the best magazine of the West.
Brian: thank you for that commercial spot Christy. yes Blowhard boys, how are ya?
DK; well thanks..........................
Brian: well we better get right to it, we have a big show today!
Mandy: yes, (htting the Voodoo Child theme button)

Voodoo Child is heard creeping through the plush studio at the Crowsfeet 93.8.

Brian: welcome one and all to another joculary edifying show today.
Mandy: what does that even mean?
Christy: (throws Mandy a dictionary)
Brian: on the show today, we have potentially big news in the world of Superfriends.
Christy: yes, it is huge!
Brian: first things first, program directing is my sexily wife Christy, technical directing is my best bud Troy and rounding out the show is my fear of heights sistern Mandy.
Mandy: sistern?
Christy: go with it Mandy.
Brian: we have been told by the higher ups that there will be a movie made about our little fake radio show. we get to discuss who might portray us in the movie.
Troy: I think, Brad Pitt fits me just right!
Mandy: (vomits in her mouth)
Christy: right ok ummmmm, what about you Brian?
Brian: well I was thinking more of Jeff Bridges or Dennis Quaid.
Mandy: hahahahahahaha!
Christy: what I think they are stylish and very handsome.
Troy: what about Christy?
Christy: well we could do, Julia Roberts or Tina Fey.
Brian: can't go wrong there at all.
Mandy: hey on the phone we have our trusted financier, Scott.
Scott: thanks Mandy, and to answer your question from earlier, no you cannot have any more sick/personal days. ok back on subject here, I have been told who plays whom in the movie!
Troy: do tell.
Christy: let him talk please, this is big!
Scott: ok playing Brian will be in fact Dennis Quaid.
Mandy: what the heck!
Brian: yes!
Scott: Dennis said he likes the sound of the character and thinks this will position himself into a big payday. playing the part of Christy will be Julia Roberts. Julia accepted b/c she felt there was a je ne sais quoi about Christy.
Christy: *tear*
Scott: playing Troy will be Jim Belushi.
Troy; hey could have done worse.
Scott: and playing Mandy will be Rachel Dratch, from SNL fame.
Mandy: (furioulsy looking up Rachel Dratch on google images)
Troy: the Debbie Downer chic?
Mandy: well I've never!
Scott: the Blowhards will be played by the Three Stooges, dubbed in from the 30's.
Mandy: what about Rohan?
Scott: well he will have a cameo since he is till recovering from the grease fire.
Mandy: well he is still recovering b/c he hasn't been mentioned on the show since.
Troy: so your saying he hasn't recovered b/c his name hasn't been said/
Brian: wow!
Scott: he will be portrayed by Russell Crowe.
Christy: but they don't even resemb......................
Mandy: ok, sounds good.
Scott: well I better go, I have meeting with the production compay, Broken Finger Inc.
Brian: well we are flooded with calls and e-mails about this bit of news.
Christy: ok, but we are out of time.
Brian: I knew we shouldn't have let Mandy read the comics earlier.
that is all the time we have today, we'll discuss our movie in more detail on tomorrow's show.
Troy: remember everyone, I have a colonoscopy in the morning, so I might run a bit late.
Christy: and............
Brian: well atleast you have an excuse. (looking over at Mandy)
Mandy: (seen eating ding dong cake and drinking yoohoo's)

moviefone guy: jon us next time as we discuss the movie Superfriends, Mandy's affinity for being late and Troy's butt ailments.

King Nothing

Friday, May 22, 2009

King Nothing Current mood: weird Category: Blogging previously on the Superfriends! Christy: I'm the boss of this house! Brian: well, ok then! Mandy: hey guys, want to go to Starbucks....? Brian: ya'll go ahead, I don't drink coffee. (door slams within seconds) preshow meeting 10:11 a.m. Christy: well guys I have called this meeting to discuss the topics for today's show. Troy: Christy, we always have a preshow meeting. Brian: I already made a list of topics to be discussed. Trey: Christy, aren't you directing the Blowhards? Christy: yes (seen snarfing a chocolate doughnut), but they are talking about shotguns and deer I think. Trey's chair is spinning like a top as Trey runs into the studio to discuss hunting. Brian: ok, good job Christy, we got rid of Trey for a few. Troy: that was rude Brian! Mandy: ok ok we can start now, am I late? Christy: why no Mandy you are not late, thanks for the venti frappuccino! well I better run, I see the Blowhard boys are having too much fun in there. Brian: can you believe Christy is spending soo much time with those Blowhard goobers? Troy: what losers! who calls yourself MushMouth? Mandy: yeah that DK guy I always thought was weird. 10:58 a.m. on the Blowhards MushMouth Josh: thank you caller for that bit of enlightening bit of info about sexism in America, especially Texas. DK: well it is time to welcome the Superfriends! hey guys, what is on the show today? Brian: well we will discuss the resurgent Rangers, read a bit of our fan e-mails and prolly bash your good for nothing show! Mandy: *giggle* Troy: (gives Brian an air high-five) Christy: or we will continue our discussion on sexism in America. DK: well we had a rootin-tootin good time today, can't wait for our next show.... Mandy: did you just say rootin-tootin? Christy: ok well I see this is going to break down into a knock down drag out. MushMouth Josh: Christy, did you invite everyone to Gingerman's for a after show party? Christy: thanks MushMouth, that was suppose to be a suprise but how about it guys? Brian-Mandy-Troy-Trey: sure! Brian: well lets get this show on the road. bye bye Blowhards. MushMouth Josh: see ya tonight! Voodoo Child by Jimi Hendrix is waling throughout the apple candle scented studio! Brian: welcome one and all to another rousing edition of the Superfriends! the crew today is headlined by my sweet wife directing, Christy, my best friend of 22 years technical directing Troy, my small but someimes funny cohost-Mandy, and finally my erstwhile lug of a friend with his usual back porch bantar Trey. Mandy: Brian, your introductions get longer and longer. Brian: well I am what I am. Troy: yes indeedy. Christy: ok, lets carry on shall we? Brian: yes my sweet cantaloupe. on today's show we will talk about the resurgent Texas Rangers, maybe mix in a fan e-mail or two and recap the Blowhards meltdow......... I mean discuss the very intelligent show that was on the Blowhards. Christy: why must we bash that show so? Troy: well they do suck! Mandy: I wouldn't say suck but maybe they are just working the early kinks out. Christy: Mandy, you just said yesterday that you were all for the sexism talk for todays show. Mandy: o right I did, but I thought my inclusion on topics would be kept private. Christy: well its not so private now is it. Troy: catfight catfight! Brian: lets respect their privacy Troy. Troy: right, I get it take the high road. Mandy: you fool Troy! Christy: ok ok, lets get this show out of the ditch and Mandy we'll discuss tonight at Gingerman's. Mandy: ok! alright up first lets delve into our ever growing fan e-mail. Brian: yes good idea! I'll go first. we have Paul from Richardson. Paul writes: love the show guys, when will Christy get her own show, she is dynamite! Brian: I'lll answer, that nev.................... Christy: awww good one! what were you saying there Brian? I got overly excited! Brian: nothing! Mandy, who you got next. Mandy: well I have Melba in Arlington. Melba writes: I love this show but I think not enough time is being devoted to the main host of the show Brian. (Mandy vomits in her mouth) wow! I might have read that wrong. Troy: nope didn't read it wrong sounded good over here. (here being a pile of hot dog wrappers and bottles of Shiner) Christy: we have time for one more. Brian: ok hows about, Joe Bob from Irving. Joe Bob writes: I'm a listener from day one and I love this show, it keeps my lonely life meaningful and I feel like I have known you guys forever. Mandy-Christy: how nice! Brian: well that is all the time we have for the mailbag today, lets get into Ranger talk. Mandy-Christy: (chairs are empty as the scamper off to the bathroom and coffee station) Trey: hey guys, guess what? I have been offered the yuck monkey role on the Blowhards. awesome huh? Troy: what about us? Trey: well my time has come to an end good buddy. Brian: we will miss ya Trey! Trey: aww tha............... Brian: alright! we are out of time, so join us next time on the Superfriends 93.8 the Crowsfeet! Mandy and Christy are seen on the breakroom couches covered in chocolate doughnut sauce and enveloped in coffee smell. moviefone guy: next time on the superfriends we will discuss the Gingerman after party and Trey's big defection/promotion/in reality demotion to the Blowhards!

Blackened!

Blackened!
Current mood: silly

previously on the Superfriends!

(at the Peters/Robinson resident)
Brian: Christy, hurry up we have a important crew meeting today!
Christy: wait a dadgum minute, I have to blowdry my hair!
Brian: ughhhh (jingles keys)
(christy can be heard singing in the bathroom as she dries her hair)

10:10 crew meeting
Scott: I have called this meeting to announce we are broadcasting another radio show right before ours. It will be called the Blowhards!
Troy: cool, what will it be about?
Scott: glad you asked my rotund friend.
(Troy is seen grabbing a dictionary to look up rotund)
Scott: it will be about any and everything.
Brian: so a show about nothing?
Christy: no hon, he said about any and everything.
Scott: it will hosted by MushMouth Josh from Boston and DK from Ft. Worth.
Trey: I thought I was gonna get the next radio gig?
Scott: well Trey, noone wanted to hear about animals, mountains and Grizzly Adams stories, or atleast that is brian said.
Trey: (staring daggers at Brian)
Brian: Trey, come on, I hav a valid point.
Scott: the show will run from 8-11 a.m.
Christy: who will produce this show?
Scott: good question Christy, nice hair by the way, ummmm, you will!
Christy: I will huh?
Scott: Brian didn't tell you? he was suppose to tell you over a back massage, glass of wine and Xena reruns.
Christy: Brian!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Brian returns from the snack machine with a hand full of hoohoo's)
Christy: don't you have something to tell me?
Brian: ummmmmmm, I love you!
Troy: bro, you better make a run for it!
Christy: actually, I can take this gig and make the show more of my own more than this pile of crap show the Superfriends!
Scott: well now, the Superfriends is locally rated #1 in its demographic.
Christy: yea, what 3-7 yr olds.
(door slams and a scent of Australia vagabondness sweeps the studios)
Christy: Mandy, it has been toooooooo long!
Scott: I'm glad your back b/c one more missed day and it was unemployment line for you!
Mandy: (in a serious Russell Crowe accent) I'm back better than ever.
Brian: good, about time!
(Scott fills in the crew about more of the Blowhards Show)

*Station Update*
The Blowhards will begin at 8:00-11:00 a.m.
The Superfriends will begin at 11:00-2:00.

*now back to our regular programming*

10:58 a.m.
(on the Blowhards)
Mushmouth Josh: well that is all the time we have for today, thank you for joining us in our very first show.
DK: yea man, good show indeed. next time on the show, we will have a fried pig feet with peanut butter recipe, an interview with Tom Wopat and 5 easy steps on how to change oil in the car.
Mushmouth Josh: up next, we have the #1 rated local show, the Superfriends!
Brian: Blowhards, huh! yeah this will last.
Mandy: hey guys, I can't wait to hear about that recipe! (seen rubbing her belly)
Troy: ok, guys, Scott just sent me a tweet and said the portion of this show is called the MixN'Mingle!
Mandy: huh?
Christy: he means, we bantar about back and forth til we kill about 10 minutes of the Superfriends.
Brian: right right!
Mandy: so Mushmouth Josh, how was the show today?
Mushmouth Josh: not bad, we got to talk about the rise of malerape in America, unemployment talk and some weird segment called Feminism today!
Christy: ok ok, well we gotta go, we are late. lets go to break, NOW!

Jimi Hendrix's Voodoo Child can be heard through the very quiet studios.
Mandy: I'm back! (is said before the song is over)

(moviefone guy: join us next time on the Superfriends/Blowhards 93.8 the Crowsfeet)

Death Magnetic

Death Magnetic
Current mood: apathetic
Category: Friends

previously on the Superfriends!

Brian: look at me, I have lost weight!
Christy: yes you have Brian, must have been from all the running you have done!
Brian: or from the lack of real food I eat.
Christy: you just don't want to admit what I say as truth.
Troy: hey guys, almost a month before my kid is born, (passes out cigars to the crew)
Trey: mmmmmmm, I love cigars!

preshow meeting-10:15 a.m.

Brian: alright has anyone found Mandy?
Trey: last I heard or saw, she was eating dingdong cake at her mom's.
Christy: last I heard or saw, she was drowning in Starbucks hysteria and eating leftover mexican food.
Troy: last I heard or saw................. who cares!
Brian: giggle!

Jimi Hendrix's Voodoo Child is heard wailing throughout the plush studio.
Brian: welcome one and all to the award winning Superfriends!
let me introduce the best crew in the great state of radio. my wife and lover of run, technically directing, Christy. my best friend of 22 years and president of the Shiner Beer Association and program director, Troy. last and certainly not least my very mountainous and rugged intern, Trey.
Trey: mountainous??
Troy: when was I named president of this Shiner Beer Association?
Christy: lover of run????
Brian: those are questions we can answer at a later date, we have more important things to get too.
on the show today, we will discuss Mother's Day, Mavs basketball, and the continued whereabouts of our dear dear small friend Mandy.
Christy: do we have to talk sports? (ugh!)
Troy: well we are all guys here except you, so majority wins!
Brian-Trey: (in unison) ooooooooooo nooooooooooooo! Troy you stepped in it now!
Christy: first of all, I am a woman, second, I don't need know man! so ya'll want to talk sports go ahead! I've got a pedi-mani to do, some shopping, and since I am a lover of run, I will be running. so stick that in your pipes and smoke it!!!!!!
Brian: thanks Troy, now I will have to watch the bank account today and after the show run a 5k.....
Troy: dude, seriously, man up!
Trey: hey, she can be one tough cookie, believe me I know.
Brian: (shooting darts at Trey)
anyways, anyone know where Mandy is? shw owes me $20.
Trey: hey the phones are lighting up.
Brian: line 1, go ahead.
line 1: can we talk Mavs, who cares where Mandy is?
Troy: agreed caller, lets talk Mavs.
line 1: will the Mavs pull out this series against the ThuggNuggets?
Troy: line 1 caller, state your name and local?
line 1: my name is Amanda and I am calling from east Arlington.
Brian: hey wait a minute!
Troy: dude, let her talk, she's talking Mavs.
Brian: but........
Trey: don't interrupt, BRIAN!
line 1: ok, well I think the Mavs will not win this series b/c they are weak and unfocused. second of all Cuban spends money on retreads.
Brian: I know who................
Troy: if you interrupt her one more time!
Trey: seriously! go ahead line 1.
line 1:btw, where is Christy today?
Brian: see, i knew it! this is Mandy!
line 1; yes it is, you schlubbs.
Brian: Christy went to get a pdei-mani and shopping.
line 1: (dialtone)
Trey: hello, hello!
Brian: great, we found Mandy.
Troy: hey we got another caller.
line 2: this is Christy, and ummm yeah, me and Mandy are going shopping in West Village, then going to Sam Moon, and finally we are going to Hugo's and Hank's to get a massage. toodles!
Brian: (is seen crying in his chair)
Troy: wow, dude, this is rough.
Trey: I know what will fix you up, lets go to Waffle House?
Brian: (in a five yr. old girls voice) can we listen to Metallica?
Troy: sure brutha, whatever you want?
Scott: (steps into the studio) hey, where is everyone? we still have 20 minutes left of the show!

next time on the show, we will see what the future of Superfriends holds?
is this the end?
is Christy and Mandy really going to West Village to shop?
join us next time to see if there is a next time!

Brian-Troy-Trey jump into Trey's station wagon and head to the closet Waffle House!