How is everyone doingk today? Are we having a relaxing stress free day? I don't really care about the answers to these questions, just trying to make friends.
Speaking of making friends, I try and try but to no evail. Is it the bean burrito smell emanating from my clothes from my most recent trip to Campuzanos? Is it my 4 inch long toenails pertruding from my flip flops? Or is it my size 36 inch gut schlubbing over my waistline? Again, I don't care for the answers to these questions, just making excuses. I do have many friends, they just don't know it. Some of my closest friends do consider stalking a crime and to a lesser degree, I tend to agree with them. My cirlce of friends consist of a beautiful woman (fiancee), a financier (best friend of 20 years) and an import/exporter (currently residing in Australia). I can't handle too many friends because I lack communication skills and have a love of sports which tends to ruin friend making time.
Friends! It is only a word right? Now, don't get me wrong, I love people and people love me. I just love some more than others. The word friend means what? To me it means, a friend getting me a glass of ice tea hold the sweet, a friend driving with me to Shreveport to place bets and a friend inviting me over to eat thanksgiving dinner in the middle of summer. Ah!, the love of one human to another. Isn't it poetic?
Well, I better run because I have a friend with me now who would like a little attention. I aim to please and please I shall. If you were to get anything out of this blog, make sure it is friends are forever, kind of like food.
P.S. Guys, if I have missed a birthday, call me and I will sing Happy Birthday to you.
Sunday, August 19, 2007
Saturday, August 18, 2007
Daily Goings On
Hello to one and all. How is your Saturday going so far? Well, mine so far is not too shabby. Slept in til the fine hour of 11:00. Then Christy and me went and ate lunch with her family. We ate at some place called Chantilly's Place. I know, sounds a little suspect but good food was had. We are now watching The Chronicles of Narnia, to which her mom is fast asleep. (snoring and all)
Well, let me tell you about the comfy confines of Waxahachie Texas. This fair city is complete with country peeps, old quaint buildings and atleast one Chili's restaurant that I know of. We frequent all the eating establishments about 3 times a week. The other 4 days I starve and Christy runs. I have gained probably about 20 pounds since Christy and I have started dating almost 4 years ago. Can you believe we have been dating 4 years!! She has only gotten tired of me, oh say, about 20 times. It is hard to stay healthy in a city that has not much to offer. I mean the main attraction in Waxahachie is a place called 1879's, which serves home cooked meals or the shack of a house thst serves sno cones. Lets just say, when we get married we will not be living in Waxahachie. I nominate south Arlington and Christy nominates downtown Dallas. We will arm wrestle soon to figure out who wins. My money is on her.
I apologize for my previous blogs, I sometimes lose direction in my writings and I type out just drivel and slop. Today's blog is not considered slop. I am a newby when it comes to writing, plus Christy is a professional writer and I have to live up to her expectations, which is no easy task. I mean let tell you, she has high expectations. She even wants me to wear a brown belt! No joke, she wants me to wash my face, everyday!!!! I can't win for losing.......
Well before I get in trouble, hence the hurried exit, I better wrap this up. I hope to write to you next time if I don't get grounded. Please pray for me.
P.S. My humor is of the sarcastic and tongue in cheek variety.
P.S. My tongue is firmly in cheek and foot fully in mouth.
Well, let me tell you about the comfy confines of Waxahachie Texas. This fair city is complete with country peeps, old quaint buildings and atleast one Chili's restaurant that I know of. We frequent all the eating establishments about 3 times a week. The other 4 days I starve and Christy runs. I have gained probably about 20 pounds since Christy and I have started dating almost 4 years ago. Can you believe we have been dating 4 years!! She has only gotten tired of me, oh say, about 20 times. It is hard to stay healthy in a city that has not much to offer. I mean the main attraction in Waxahachie is a place called 1879's, which serves home cooked meals or the shack of a house thst serves sno cones. Lets just say, when we get married we will not be living in Waxahachie. I nominate south Arlington and Christy nominates downtown Dallas. We will arm wrestle soon to figure out who wins. My money is on her.
I apologize for my previous blogs, I sometimes lose direction in my writings and I type out just drivel and slop. Today's blog is not considered slop. I am a newby when it comes to writing, plus Christy is a professional writer and I have to live up to her expectations, which is no easy task. I mean let tell you, she has high expectations. She even wants me to wear a brown belt! No joke, she wants me to wash my face, everyday!!!! I can't win for losing.......
Well before I get in trouble, hence the hurried exit, I better wrap this up. I hope to write to you next time if I don't get grounded. Please pray for me.
P.S. My humor is of the sarcastic and tongue in cheek variety.
P.S. My tongue is firmly in cheek and foot fully in mouth.
Sunday, August 12, 2007
Give me some butter,
Ever heard the saying, give me some butter because I am on a roll? Didn't think so. I'm like a three point shooter who doesn't miss. I am like Barry Bonds on the juice. I am like Brad Pitt in a club full of womens. This is my second blog in two days. Pretty cool huh? Didn't think so either...
Well my fiance and I went running at Grapevine Lake Park. Ok ok, she went running and I did some kind of flailing that looked like running. It was a mere 102 in the shade but good times was had by all. During the run, I thought of all the weird diseases you could get just by being by the lake. I mean this lake was DIRTY! So, I thought I would expound on my list of newly created diseases. Now, some of these you might not heard of before but just bare with me.
10. Cauliflower ear canal.
9. Guacamole arm pit.
8. Deviled egg toe jam.
7. Green olive butt cheeks
6. Cottage cheese tummy rolls.
5. Pimento cheese neck.
4. Peanut butter inner thigh.
3. Snicker doodle back fat.
2. Sweet potato mouth gum.
1. Onion crotch.
With this all said, we will be making a trek to Cedar Hill State Park next week. I will be sure to inform you of our travails. Now you are probably wondering what makes me think of all this stuff and I say to you, "How the heck do I know?"
P.S. Don't try this at home.
Double Entandre P.S. My work is never finished.
Well my fiance and I went running at Grapevine Lake Park. Ok ok, she went running and I did some kind of flailing that looked like running. It was a mere 102 in the shade but good times was had by all. During the run, I thought of all the weird diseases you could get just by being by the lake. I mean this lake was DIRTY! So, I thought I would expound on my list of newly created diseases. Now, some of these you might not heard of before but just bare with me.
10. Cauliflower ear canal.
9. Guacamole arm pit.
8. Deviled egg toe jam.
7. Green olive butt cheeks
6. Cottage cheese tummy rolls.
5. Pimento cheese neck.
4. Peanut butter inner thigh.
3. Snicker doodle back fat.
2. Sweet potato mouth gum.
1. Onion crotch.
With this all said, we will be making a trek to Cedar Hill State Park next week. I will be sure to inform you of our travails. Now you are probably wondering what makes me think of all this stuff and I say to you, "How the heck do I know?"
P.S. Don't try this at home.
Double Entandre P.S. My work is never finished.
Saturday, August 11, 2007
He said she said.
I have abandoned the Tuesdays with the coach segment due to low comment turnout. So in a pansy and feeble attempt to garner comments, I will jocularly edify you with one of my classic top ten lists. Guys, have you ever been told things to do by your significant other? Have you ever been called names or had negative comments bandied about to you? I haven't either, but in case I had, I have a condensed list of ten things said to me or about me. The perpetrator in this scenario is my sweet angelic beautiful fiance, Christy. By the way, she is sitting right here while I type this blog, and yes, she is shooting me the evil eye already. Enough with the theatrics and on with the show. Here is my fake but oh so real negative comments said to me.
10. "Brian, did you scrub your face?"
9. "Brian, suck in your stomach." (knowing I am in full tummy suckin mode)
8. "Brian, communicate, all I want from you is communication!"
7. "Brian, do we really have to watch another UT football game this weekend?" (said during the 05' UT college football championship year)
6. "Brian, it is about me right now!" (christy is overheard saying)
5. "Brian, can we share dinner tonight?" (christy says when it is her turn to pick up din din)
4. "Brian, stand up straight so you don't look like an 85 year old man."
3. "Brian, that does not hurt." (as blood squirts out of my toe during toenail clipping time)
2. "Brian, we never go shopping for me!" (said as we stand in the mall with shopping bags full of womens apparel and the like)
1. "Brian, you keep eating like that, you will die at 45." (knowing full well I am already at the tender age of 33)
Does any of this sound familiar guys? I hope not. Well I better click save and post before she proof reads it.
Words to look up this week: emasculate, pansy, pantywaste and goober.
P.S. history has been made, I have used the words from my childhood in my blog. (emasculate ect.....)
10. "Brian, did you scrub your face?"
9. "Brian, suck in your stomach." (knowing I am in full tummy suckin mode)
8. "Brian, communicate, all I want from you is communication!"
7. "Brian, do we really have to watch another UT football game this weekend?" (said during the 05' UT college football championship year)
6. "Brian, it is about me right now!" (christy is overheard saying)
5. "Brian, can we share dinner tonight?" (christy says when it is her turn to pick up din din)
4. "Brian, stand up straight so you don't look like an 85 year old man."
3. "Brian, that does not hurt." (as blood squirts out of my toe during toenail clipping time)
2. "Brian, we never go shopping for me!" (said as we stand in the mall with shopping bags full of womens apparel and the like)
1. "Brian, you keep eating like that, you will die at 45." (knowing full well I am already at the tender age of 33)
Does any of this sound familiar guys? I hope not. Well I better click save and post before she proof reads it.
Words to look up this week: emasculate, pansy, pantywaste and goober.
P.S. history has been made, I have used the words from my childhood in my blog. (emasculate ect.....)
Tuesday, August 7, 2007
Sorry for the Delay
Yes boys and girls, I apologize for the delay in my blog writing. I know you have come to expect, want it and need it. Well here I am in all my glory. (wait, oh nevermind) So, what should I blog about today? Should I blog about Barry Bonds breaking the homerun record in baseball? (if you don't know who Bonds is, look up steriods in the dictionary) Should I blog about my most recent trip to the Hill Country? ( if you don't know where the Hill Country is, look up stupid in the dictionary) Should I blog about my failures as a man? Well if I did that, I wouldn't have enough space on this here computer.
Anyways....... I'll just let it free flow and let it go. School is fast approaching and in my line of work that means no more laying up, eating cheetos, and watching Days. I lead a sad life. The only one good thing about me except for the air I breath is my sexy fiance. She is beautiful and i tell her atleast once a day she deserves better. After the slap across the face, she says to me "straighten up and start acting like a man." So man I act. My biggest fear in life is failing her. I mean I fail so much, I even fail getting out of bed. I mean seriously, I fail at brushing my teeth. For the love all that is holy and just, I fail at fixing myself a grilled cheese sandwich. Go figure!
So all this is not lost on me, the only thing lost is my wallet, my necklace, my money, and if my head wasn't sitting on my shoulders, I'd lose it too. Save your tears, save your cries, and just help a brother. You can help me at *** Oak**** Ln Arlington **. I can't give out my real address because of the crazy stalkers.
Well, I think I just burped up pizza from dinner, so I better go clean off my shirt and take a shower. See if I can't fail at that! / wah wah wah/ :(
I send love and good cheers to all. Hope you enjoyed the reading. If not, well I don't have much for ya.
P.S. Be good and make nice nice.
Anyways....... I'll just let it free flow and let it go. School is fast approaching and in my line of work that means no more laying up, eating cheetos, and watching Days. I lead a sad life. The only one good thing about me except for the air I breath is my sexy fiance. She is beautiful and i tell her atleast once a day she deserves better. After the slap across the face, she says to me "straighten up and start acting like a man." So man I act. My biggest fear in life is failing her. I mean I fail so much, I even fail getting out of bed. I mean seriously, I fail at brushing my teeth. For the love all that is holy and just, I fail at fixing myself a grilled cheese sandwich. Go figure!
So all this is not lost on me, the only thing lost is my wallet, my necklace, my money, and if my head wasn't sitting on my shoulders, I'd lose it too. Save your tears, save your cries, and just help a brother. You can help me at *** Oak**** Ln Arlington **. I can't give out my real address because of the crazy stalkers.
Well, I think I just burped up pizza from dinner, so I better go clean off my shirt and take a shower. See if I can't fail at that! / wah wah wah/ :(
I send love and good cheers to all. Hope you enjoyed the reading. If not, well I don't have much for ya.
P.S. Be good and make nice nice.
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