The Big Finish

previously on the Superfriends:

Mandy: (tag) you're it!
SweetSweet: (tag) you're it!


Voodoo Child by Jimi Hendrix is blaring through the studio of the Crowsfeet.

Brian: welcome to the show! I apologize for the embarrassing behaviour of my co-host and my technical director.
Mandy: (inaudible mumbo jumbo)
Brian: Mandy, turn on your mic.
Mandy: sorry about that, welcome to the show!
Brian: I already welcomed everybody but go ahead and introduce the crew.
Mandy: technically producing is Christy Robinson, directing the show is *tequila* Troy, Yuck Kangaroo Rohan with traffic reports, and our new intern Meatloaf Josh.
Brian: (smacking his forehead) tries to clean up her mess (again) and introduces the crew correctly. twisting and tweaking is Christy Robinson Peters aka. SweetSweet, program director *patron* Troy, Yuck Monkey Rohan with traffico traffico and our new intern Mushmouth Josh.

Mandy: on todays show we will debate the pros and cons of professional wrestling, the death penalty as it relates to sports and the use of salt and pepper.
Brian: gives his opinion on professional wrestling, stating that is helpful to children under the age of ten with no father, a crazy mother and who was raised by his grandparents.
Mandy: (with a strained look on her face tries to draw the comparison)
Mandy: shrugs off her straindness and percieves to enlighten us with death talk. says if kids would play sports instead of video games then they wouldn't grow up and commit crimes against humans thus being arrested and sent to death row.
Brian: (struggles to make sense of the last statement) We better go to break.
SweetSweet: ummmm, Mandy, the governor of Texas called and wants to know what the heck you are talking about?
Brian: giggles!
Yuck Monkey Rohan: files another traffico traffico report. he see no one cares and flips off his head set and heads off to the basketball court to work on his failed game.
Brian: debates salt and pepper with Mandy. only to be interrupted by Mushmouth Josh delivering their tea.
Brian: sees he has been handed sweet tea instead of unsweet tea, slams the drink down, unloads vocally something awful on Mushmouth Josh and fires him on the spot.
Mandy: seems like you have a vendetta with our intern?
SweetSweet: Brian, are you ok?

Brian: realizes his blood temp is up, puts a wrap on it and lets Mandy handle closing duties.
Mandy: fumbles around trying to figure out what to do.
SweetSweet: lends a helping hand and turns the off switch to off.
Mandy: (sheepishly) Thanks.

Brian: is seen heading for the hills in his green Jeep Wrangler, alone!

*patron* Troy has the final words, Goodnight Canada.


station announcement: enjoy another rousing edition of the Superfriends on 93.8 the Crowsfeet.

SweetSweet: murmurs, gosh almighty!

Five Hole!

previously on the Superfriends!

Mandy: belch, hiccup, and snoring!
Brian: *sigh* mandy, we are on the air!
Mandy: sorry, thought I was asleep.

on with today's show.
Brian: introduces the crew. twisting and tweaking is SweetSweet aka. Christy Robinson-Peters technical director. *patron* Troy producing. Yuck Monkey Rohan with traffico traffico. new to the program is intern Mushmouth Josh. also show cohost (trainwreck) Mandy.

Mandy: asks, "why we need an intern?"
Brian: so we don't have to do as much work. Mandy proceeds to do backflips and somersaults in giddyness.

Brian: 1st up is our hot controversial subject about the Cowboys called "God's Team"
Mandy: interjects and utters that using that term is sacrilege against christians.
Brian: replies that, the reason for the hole in the stadium roof is so that God can watch his favorite football team.
Mandy: in response to brian's very valid comments can only eat chocolate doughnuts and drink sweet tea.
currently she has her head down with her mic on.

Brian: trying to refrain from putting peanut butter on her nose, he looks over the Rangers boxscore from the night before.
SweetSweet throws to commercial and unleashes fire and brimstone on Mandy for her unacceptable behaviour.
Mandy: apologizes for her reckless ways and makes up by cooridinating a free car wash hosted by Arlington's finest. the Arlington Fire Department.
SweetSweet transforms into a bathing suit on the spot and has sponges and tanning oil in hand.
*Patron* Troy sees the debacle about to ensue, reaches for his flask and turns on the golf channel.

Brian: sees Mandy and SweetSweet giggling and tittering like 14 yr. old girls with the AFD, proceeds to run the show like a true professional. he interviews the like of Michael Irvin, Mike Modano and the fake Barack Obama.

Brian: well that is the show for today. I apologize for the actions of Mandy and SweetSweet.
Mandy and SweetSweet: tries to call in before the show is over but Mushmouth Josh hangs up violently and puts in Bareback Mountain, the sequel to Brokeback Mountain.
Yuck Monkey Rohan eagerly and furiously files his first traffico traffico report but is undone by his infatuation with the t.v. show Wipeout.

Voodoo Child by Jimi Hendrix is blaring as the Superfriends goes off the air.
Brian: Goodnight Canada.

catch the next edition of the Superfriends on the Crowsfeet 93.8

(looking out the window down below to the car wash, Mandy is seen playing with ladder on the fire truck and SweetSweet is having oil applied by two behemoths dressed in firemen paraphanalia)

Grand Larceny!

previously on the Superfriends!

Mandy: "ahhhhhhhhhh!, ouch!, thump! (fart sound is heard)
Brian looks over at Mandy and says, "did you fall out of your chair, again?" get up!
Mandy looks confused and disoriented. Slowly she gets up like nothing happened.

Jimi Hendrix's Voodoo Child blares through the speakers letting all the listeners know we are hazed gray and underway!

Brian introduces the crew.
Technically Directing is "Sweet Sweet" Christy Robinson-Peters, Directing the Program is "Patron" Troy and with traffico traffico is Scott Scott.

Brian: On todays program we will review the Rangers early season success, daily Cowboys updates, with a new segment called, "God's Team" and finally (throwing Mandy a bone here) how to make ding dong cake.
Mandy: asks Brian why do you always get to open the show?
Brian: responds because that is why they pay me the big bucks!
Mandy cries out, "you get paid!?"
"Sweet Sweet" Robinson-Peters sensing a fight about to ensue throws it to commercial.
Sweet Sweet: tries to calm Mandy by showing off her Christopher Meloni pics.
Mandy is somewhat amused and stares at said pics.
back from commercial, Brian begins the first segment about the little red shoe Rangers. Mandy, back from her Meloni lusting, chimes in with this pure gold statement. Does Nolan Ryan still pitch for the Rangers?
Brian seeing her flub tries to right the ship and tells Mandy, he did pitch for the Rangers but know he is their president. Mandy proceeds with this gem of a statement, "I thought Bush was the president?" PD Troy pops on and says we are flooded with calls asking for Mandy's immediate dismissal. Troy is heard giggling and Brian hi-fives Troy.
Mandy tries to cool the flames and offers to cook her infamous and sturdy ding dong cake to the masses. Brian saves the day and tells the listeners that at our next successful remote (yet to have a successful show) Mandy will devine us all with her ding dong cake. Mandy slumps in her chair and vomits on her sleeve. Sweet Sweet throws it to commercial and voices that she has some esplaining to do to Tiffani (financier) because of this trainwreck. during the commercial break it is announced that Scott Scott has been fired for impersonating traffic reporters and sent to Grand Prairie for punishment.
traffico traffico will now be reported by Yuck Monkey Rohan who has been reassigned from Australian News for You, due to insubordination and continued lack of respect shown to women athletes.
Brian: well that is all the time we have for today.
Mandy: stay strong keep rolling and we'll see ya!

SweetSweet wonders in her mind why on God's green earth is she wasting her good school degree on this time waste.
Brian runs out of the studio trying to beat the crowd to see Mariska Hargitay sign autographs at Hooligans.
Mandy is left in studio to clean up, vacuum, and dust.
Yuck Monkey Rohan is trying to file a traffic report about horse dung on highway 360N, not knowing that everybody has vacated.

Crowsfeet station anouncement: catch another thrilling installment of the Superfriends on 93.8 f.m.

Goodnight Canada!

Full Frontal Labatomy

previously on the Superfriends............

ruffling of newspapers can be heard. sidekick Mandy, "Do the Rangers still play in Arlington? and who is that new staduim for next to the Ballpark in Arlington?" Brian, rolling his eyes, tells Mandy to stick what she knows best. Mandy replies, "what is that?", and Brian says, "exactly!" Mandy frowns.

Jimi Hendrix Voodoo Child blares uncontrollably, starting the show.

Brian welcomes any and all to the show. Mandy burps not knowing we are on the air. Brian says, "Good early afternoon to everyone, hope your having a strong Monday so far." Mandy tries to enterject but is quickly shot down. Brian introduces the crew. Brian says, "twisting and tweaking is Christy Robinson-Peters (technically directing), running the ship Troy *patron* Matheny (program director) and on traffic is Scott Scott.

"Welcome," says Mandy, trying to get 2 words in edge wise.

"On the show today, Kevin Von Erich live from Hawaii, yuck monkey Australian news with Rohan Buck, and Avery Johnson ex Mavs coach," explains Brian. Mandy and Brian go over the weekend of sport. Realizing Mandy doesn't have much to offer, Brian recaps the events of what was. loud music interrupts: Scott Scott reports that there has been a wreck on US 75, and that a load of chickens and what seems to be black tar has spilled. Scott Scott throws it back to the studio. Brian looks confused and Mandy is overheard eating twinkies.

Welcoming the first guest, Kevin Von Erich, the Beach Boys Kokomo is playing. Mandy starts off the award winning interview, "what was it like having your whole family snuffed out by sweet sweet holy Jesus?" Kevin spits out something incoherent and hangs up the phone. "Good grief," Brian murmurs. Christy (technical director) goes to a commercial break and ensues to unleash fire and brimstone on Mandy for her unforgettable interview. Brian is heard giggling. Tiffani (financier) comes in wondering why she spent a half a thousand for a guest fee for that failed waste of time. Mandy runs to the bathroom and Brian is left to right the ship. Yuck monkey Rohan's news bit has been scrapped because of the wheels offness of the show. Rohan is seen polishing his bow and arrow. "Avery has called in to say he has a job interview in Bulgaria for the womens olympic basketball team, thus cancelling his interview," Brian explains sadly.

Mandy and Brian preview what will be on the next episode of the Superfriends. "How to make ding dongs, Mark Cuban and Mia Hamm," says Mandy. "heave too, trice up because there is friggin in the riggin!," shouts Brian, as Christy (technical director) furiously goes to network news, Little Tim's Diary.

Goodnight Canada

Superfriends can heard on 93.8 KSFS The Crowsfeet.

P.S. this is a work in progress, so keep your insults and judgements to a minimum.

Superfriends

On this edition, I bring to you what might have been. Long one of my goals in life was to be a sports radio dj. I think I am pretty intelligent when it comes to sports. When it comes to life, no so much, but that is neither here nor there. If life could have played out a little different, this is how it would have gone.

Myself and my friend Mandy, we co-host a daytime sports talk show, called The Crowsfeet. I, of course would be the headline, the main draw, and Mandy would be my trusted sidekick. The hours would be from 11-2 middays. It works out for the best because I can sleep in, go to work, and then punch the clock and go home. My faithful but serviant crew would consist of my beloved friends from my past. They would be my support staff, my lackeys, my gophers.

The Crowsfeet Crew:

Technically Directing: Christy Robinson-Peters

Program Director: Troy Matheny

Yuck Monkey: Rohan Buck

Traffic Reporter: Scott Scott

Financier: Tiffani

Wow, what a cast of characters! I'm glad they signed a waiver allowing me to use their names. Great friends they are!

Some of our topics up for discussion would be, sports, more sports and the occassional eating establishment. This is so cool, my dream job, with some of my close friends. We would every morning eat pig n the blankets, drink a cup of Joe, and read the newly minted Sports Illustrated. Now, Mandy is not up to speed on the topic of sport but she tries hard. I can see this working day after day after day, sending us happily into retirement. All we need to work on is our show entrance music, our show sendoff and somone to answer the phones. Entrance music: Voodoo Child by Jimi Hendrix. Our sendoff, would consist of Mandy waxing poetic in her Texan/Australian accent. Someone to answer the phone could be Mushmouth Sam. Ah, things are coming together perfectly.

I'll be giving weekly reports on our progress. I'm sure you'll wait with baited breath.

So, look us up on the dial. You can find us on KSFS 93.8 FM

P.S. monetary gifts can be mailed to Coachpeters at 999 wishful thinking lane Arlington Texas.

Breadfan

previously on the Superfriends!
Mandy: (door slams shut)
Brian: (sound of dr. pepper can opening)
Christy: (silence of book reading)
Troy: (guzzle sound of shiner bock)
Trey: (*snore*)
Scott: (getting money)

preshow meeting-10:29 a.m.
Brian: well I'm the first one to arrive, as usual.
Christy: not so fast my grown man husband! I actually was first this morning.
Brian: (schlumps) you're right babe!
Troy: where is Mandy?
Christy: well, she seemed pretty preturbed on the last show.
Trey: why?
Brian: well it seems like she can't handle the pressure. she is like an egg, she cracks easily! get it cracks....................
Christy: wow! can we get on with the fake live radio show, my mango is warming.
Scott: well, the ratings are in, and the last half of the show, the numbers went up!
what ever ya'll are doing keep it up!

Voodoo Child by Jimi Hendrix is whispering through the studio.
Brian: welcome all and one to the Superfriends! hey, wait, why is the music so low, I can barely hear it.
Christy: b/c my sainted mother is coming over and I don't want her to hear the devil music you listen too.
Brian: o ok!
Christy: so, what is on the show today?
Brian: well we are trying to raise Mandy and see where she is? plus, I have Ft. Worth's own, Trap Squad Cartel in studio.
Troy: who?
Trey? who in the hades is that?
Christy: they are a fine upstanding music group from funkytown Ft. Worth.
Trey: oh right, if you like them, then they must be rap.
Brian: anyways, lets not get bogged down. onto our first order of business. where is Mandy?
Troy: well I have a brilliant idea.
Christy: that must be a first! (giggle)
Troy: what Christy?
Christy: huh, o, nothing.
Brian, yes Troy, what is your brilliant idea. grilled cheese sandwiches, again!
Trey: (lol, giggling)
Troy: did you say something Brian.
Brian: I said you liked grilled cheese sandwiches is all.
Troy: o ok. anyways, lets take some calls on where Mandy might be.
Christy: wow, that is a golden idea Troy. (patting him on the head)
Troy: line 1, you're on.
line 1: yes my name is Jonell, I think Mandy is in Australia.
Troy: alright, line 1 we can't verify your information.
Troy: line 2, you're on.
line 2: this is Pedro, this Mandy person was last seen eating chicken and waffles at the downtown Chicken Coop Restaurant.
Trey: where is this Chicken Coop, I must have some. (Trey is seen running out of the studio)
Christy: guys, I know where she is, she is at the Patrick Swayze meet and greet.
by the way, ummmmmm my mother is here and I ummmm need to go. Brian, tuna is in the fridge, see ya at home.
Brian: wait a minute! Christy, where are you going?
Troy: dude, she is going to Patrick Swayze.
Brian (sobbing uncontrollably)
Troy: its all right chief, we'll finish the show in grand style.
Brian: (tearfully) how?
Troy: we'll close the show with some mandatory Metallica!
Brian: (in 5 yr. old girls voice) ok.
Troy: (blares Master of Puppets to cheer downtrodden Brian up)
Scott: hey, what the heck! what in tarnation is going on in here?
why is there a rap group singing in my office?

stay tuned next time to find out what in tarnation is going on!
are Mandy and Christy really going to see Patrick Swayze?
is Trey really going to eat at the Chicken Coop Restaurant?
join us next time on the 93.8 the Superfriends!

Turkey Day Musings

Man, has it been a long time since my last post. I have been rather busy in my life this past 11 months. I bet you would like to know what I was doing. Well glad you asked.
I have been getting married, working and living the married life. So as you get ready to sit at the family table tomorrow and eat dead turkeys, cornbread dressings, and the like, I'll educate you on my happenings.
Since Jan. 1 2008:
I have become a better human about 10 times over.
I have become a husband and in reality a housecleaner/coffemaker/clothesfolderupper.
I have become less obsessed with sport.
I have eaten less and gained more weight.
I have cultured my brain.
I have slept less and become tired more.
I have tied more shoes and softened some.
I have screamed less and listened more.
I have given more and taken less.
I have wiped more and showered even more.
I have talked and even communicated.
I have written less and laughed.
I have loved and been loved more.

See, I have had a very interesting year. So without further ado, I am going to go sharpen my newly wedded knife set and go gut the turkey for tomorrow. Gobble Gobble!