Mandy: belch, hiccup, and snoring!
Brian: *sigh* mandy, we are on the air!
Mandy: sorry, thought I was asleep.
on with today's show.
Brian: introduces the crew. twisting and tweaking is SweetSweet aka. Christy Robinson-Peters technical director. *patron* Troy producing. Yuck Monkey Rohan with traffico traffico. new to the program is intern Mushmouth Josh. also show cohost (trainwreck) Mandy.
Mandy: asks, "why we need an intern?"
Brian: so we don't have to do as much work. Mandy proceeds to do backflips and somersaults in giddyness.
Brian: 1st up is our hot controversial subject about the Cowboys called "God's Team"
Mandy: interjects and utters that using that term is sacrilege against christians.
Brian: replies that, the reason for the hole in the stadium roof is so that God can watch his favorite football team.
Mandy: in response to brian's very valid comments can only eat chocolate doughnuts and drink sweet tea.
currently she has her head down with her mic on.
Brian: trying to refrain from putting peanut butter on her nose, he looks over the Rangers boxscore from the night before.
SweetSweet throws to commercial and unleashes fire and brimstone on Mandy for her unacceptable behaviour.
Mandy: apologizes for her reckless ways and makes up by cooridinating a free car wash hosted by Arlington's finest. the Arlington Fire Department.
SweetSweet transforms into a bathing suit on the spot and has sponges and tanning oil in hand.
*Patron* Troy sees the debacle about to ensue, reaches for his flask and turns on the golf channel.
Brian: sees Mandy and SweetSweet giggling and tittering like 14 yr. old girls with the AFD, proceeds to run the show like a true professional. he interviews the like of Michael Irvin, Mike Modano and the fake Barack Obama.
Brian: well that is the show for today. I apologize for the actions of Mandy and SweetSweet.
Mandy and SweetSweet: tries to call in before the show is over but Mushmouth Josh hangs up violently and puts in Bareback Mountain, the sequel to Brokeback Mountain.
Yuck Monkey Rohan eagerly and furiously files his first traffico traffico report but is undone by his infatuation with the t.v. show Wipeout.
Voodoo Child by Jimi Hendrix is blaring as the Superfriends goes off the air.
Brian: Goodnight Canada.
catch the next edition of the Superfriends on the Crowsfeet 93.8
(looking out the window down below to the car wash, Mandy is seen playing with ladder on the fire truck and SweetSweet is having oil applied by two behemoths dressed in firemen paraphanalia)
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