previously on the Superfriends............
ruffling of newspapers can be heard. sidekick Mandy, "Do the Rangers still play in Arlington? and who is that new staduim for next to the Ballpark in Arlington?" Brian, rolling his eyes, tells Mandy to stick what she knows best. Mandy replies, "what is that?", and Brian says, "exactly!" Mandy frowns.
Jimi Hendrix Voodoo Child blares uncontrollably, starting the show.
Brian welcomes any and all to the show. Mandy burps not knowing we are on the air. Brian says, "Good early afternoon to everyone, hope your having a strong Monday so far." Mandy tries to enterject but is quickly shot down. Brian introduces the crew. Brian says, "twisting and tweaking is Christy Robinson-Peters (technically directing), running the ship Troy *patron* Matheny (program director) and on traffic is Scott Scott.
"Welcome," says Mandy, trying to get 2 words in edge wise.
"On the show today, Kevin Von Erich live from Hawaii, yuck monkey Australian news with Rohan Buck, and Avery Johnson ex Mavs coach," explains Brian. Mandy and Brian go over the weekend of sport. Realizing Mandy doesn't have much to offer, Brian recaps the events of what was. loud music interrupts: Scott Scott reports that there has been a wreck on US 75, and that a load of chickens and what seems to be black tar has spilled. Scott Scott throws it back to the studio. Brian looks confused and Mandy is overheard eating twinkies.
Welcoming the first guest, Kevin Von Erich, the Beach Boys Kokomo is playing. Mandy starts off the award winning interview, "what was it like having your whole family snuffed out by sweet sweet holy Jesus?" Kevin spits out something incoherent and hangs up the phone. "Good grief," Brian murmurs. Christy (technical director) goes to a commercial break and ensues to unleash fire and brimstone on Mandy for her unforgettable interview. Brian is heard giggling. Tiffani (financier) comes in wondering why she spent a half a thousand for a guest fee for that failed waste of time. Mandy runs to the bathroom and Brian is left to right the ship. Yuck monkey Rohan's news bit has been scrapped because of the wheels offness of the show. Rohan is seen polishing his bow and arrow. "Avery has called in to say he has a job interview in Bulgaria for the womens olympic basketball team, thus cancelling his interview," Brian explains sadly.
Mandy and Brian preview what will be on the next episode of the Superfriends. "How to make ding dongs, Mark Cuban and Mia Hamm," says Mandy. "heave too, trice up because there is friggin in the riggin!," shouts Brian, as Christy (technical director) furiously goes to network news, Little Tim's Diary.
Goodnight Canada
Superfriends can heard on 93.8 KSFS The Crowsfeet.
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