Grand Larceny!

previously on the Superfriends!

Mandy: "ahhhhhhhhhh!, ouch!, thump! (fart sound is heard)
Brian looks over at Mandy and says, "did you fall out of your chair, again?" get up!
Mandy looks confused and disoriented. Slowly she gets up like nothing happened.

Jimi Hendrix's Voodoo Child blares through the speakers letting all the listeners know we are hazed gray and underway!

Brian introduces the crew.
Technically Directing is "Sweet Sweet" Christy Robinson-Peters, Directing the Program is "Patron" Troy and with traffico traffico is Scott Scott.

Brian: On todays program we will review the Rangers early season success, daily Cowboys updates, with a new segment called, "God's Team" and finally (throwing Mandy a bone here) how to make ding dong cake.
Mandy: asks Brian why do you always get to open the show?
Brian: responds because that is why they pay me the big bucks!
Mandy cries out, "you get paid!?"
"Sweet Sweet" Robinson-Peters sensing a fight about to ensue throws it to commercial.
Sweet Sweet: tries to calm Mandy by showing off her Christopher Meloni pics.
Mandy is somewhat amused and stares at said pics.
back from commercial, Brian begins the first segment about the little red shoe Rangers. Mandy, back from her Meloni lusting, chimes in with this pure gold statement. Does Nolan Ryan still pitch for the Rangers?
Brian seeing her flub tries to right the ship and tells Mandy, he did pitch for the Rangers but know he is their president. Mandy proceeds with this gem of a statement, "I thought Bush was the president?" PD Troy pops on and says we are flooded with calls asking for Mandy's immediate dismissal. Troy is heard giggling and Brian hi-fives Troy.
Mandy tries to cool the flames and offers to cook her infamous and sturdy ding dong cake to the masses. Brian saves the day and tells the listeners that at our next successful remote (yet to have a successful show) Mandy will devine us all with her ding dong cake. Mandy slumps in her chair and vomits on her sleeve. Sweet Sweet throws it to commercial and voices that she has some esplaining to do to Tiffani (financier) because of this trainwreck. during the commercial break it is announced that Scott Scott has been fired for impersonating traffic reporters and sent to Grand Prairie for punishment.
traffico traffico will now be reported by Yuck Monkey Rohan who has been reassigned from Australian News for You, due to insubordination and continued lack of respect shown to women athletes.
Brian: well that is all the time we have for today.
Mandy: stay strong keep rolling and we'll see ya!

SweetSweet wonders in her mind why on God's green earth is she wasting her good school degree on this time waste.
Brian runs out of the studio trying to beat the crowd to see Mariska Hargitay sign autographs at Hooligans.
Mandy is left in studio to clean up, vacuum, and dust.
Yuck Monkey Rohan is trying to file a traffic report about horse dung on highway 360N, not knowing that everybody has vacated.

Crowsfeet station anouncement: catch another thrilling installment of the Superfriends on 93.8 f.m.

Goodnight Canada!