Around the Horn!

previously on the Superfriends!

Brian: (on the phone with financier Tiffani.) yes we are still doing our radio show. it seems *patron* Troy was let go yesterday! yeah, well, I would like to invoke my creative control clause in my contract and hire *patron* Troy back.
financier Tiffani: (on phone) ok Brian, ok, *patron* Troy is hired back on. he does need to do a better job of securing guests.
Brian: I will see to it. you don't pay me the big bucks and give me top billing over Mandy for nothing.
Mandy: (overhears in near by watercooler area) *sigh*

10:30 a.m. preshow meeting
SweetSweet: ok, let me do a head count here to see who is all present.
looks like everyone is here. *patron* Troy why are you here?
*patron* Troy: well it seems the powers that be wanted me back.
Mandy: oh, well, I didn.....................................
Brian: yes, the powers that be wanted you back.
SweetSweet: alright, enough of the ancillary mumbo jumbo. lets get down to business. what are we going to feature on the show today?
Brian: well I think we should do a mixture of things.
Mandy: yes, like phone calls and interviews.
Brian: wow Mandy, that is the honest to goodness first legit thing out of your mouth since your mom's recipe for those famous enchiladas.....
*patron* Troy: (snickers)
SweetSweet: well we are on in 2 minutes and 2 seconds.

blaring through the unairconditioned studios is Voodoo Child by Jimi Hendrix
Brian: welcome on and all to the very popular Superfriends 93.8 f.m. the Crowsfeet. with an even more visible on air role *patron* Troy will introduce the crew.
Mandy: but I thought that was..............................
*patron* Troy: twisting and tweaking is Christy Robinson-Peters aka SweetSweet with technical director duties, myself the chosen one, with program director duties and last but not least Brian *the boss* hosting the show.
Mandy: ummmmmmmmmmm, what about me?
(subtle name change in 5, 4, 3, 2 ,1)
*the chosen one* Troy: (after consulting with *the boss*) oh right, and co-hosting with *the boss* is Mandy aka *trainwreck*.
SweetSweet: ok is this a peeing contest or what? can we get on with the show?

*the boss* Brian: first on the agenda is to discuss why in the world does Arlington TX not have public transportation?
Mandy *trainwreck*: thought we were only going to talk sports? hmmmmm...
*the boss* Brian: well you see little one, public transportation, will greatly benefit the city in the way of sport because it is home to the Rangers and Cowboys......
Mandy *trainwreck*: oh! (head slumped in hands)
SweetSweet: finally a topic I can partake in.
*the chosen one* Troy: well we have Mayor Greene on line 1 to discuss all things transportation.
Mandy *trainwreck*: hi Mr. Greene, what do you think of having public transportation in Arlington? plus why in the name of the Lord Jesus, did you and the higher ups in Arlington allow the Cowboys to come here?
SweetSweet: (giggling)
*the boss* Brian: I'm sorry Mr. Greene about that comment, Mandy didn't take her meds this morning.
Mayor Greene: it is ok Brian, I run into all kinds of delinquents and nefarious people. this I can assure you is no exception.
SweetSweet: well Mayor Greene, why is Arlington without public transportation?
Mayor Greene: well, er, um, gargle, sniff, er, ummmmmmmmmmmmmm! I better run I have my wife's dry cleaning to pick up. thanks for the invite....... (Mayor Greene is heard cussing before he hangs up.)
*the chosen one* Troy: well that went well.
financier Tiffani: guys, I just a phone call from the city of Arlington and they are mad! something about embarrassing Mayor Greene. saying he wasn't prepared for our line of questioning. we are on FCC probation.
*the boss* Brian: well it is all Mandy's fault.
Mandy *trainwreck*: wait a dadgum minute, I'll take some blame but............. your wifey wife over there........................
*the boss* Brian: well Mandy, I have to live with her and if momma ain't happy noone is happy! you dig!
Mandy *trainwreck*: ughhhh
*the boss* Brian: well we better wrap up the show before we get canceled.
Mandy *trainwreck*: yeah well I have to leave anyways to go pick up Beefers hamburgers for Rohan. he loves Beefers! wahoooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
*the boss* brian: anyways, we'll heave to and trice up and try to do better the next time...
SweetSweet: well, Brian momma is happy, so lets go lay out by the pool.
*the boss* Brian: (in a 6 yr old girls voice) Christy it's hot!!!!!!
*the chosen one* Troy: join us next time for a rousing edition of the popular and critically acclaimed Superfriends 93.8 f.m. the Crowsfeet.
Mandy is seen speed racing through west Arlington side swiping homeless people and jalope cars for her mouth watering Beefers hamburgers.............

by the way the reason for the sudden and unexplained nickname changes, because we are a kid friendly PG radio show. except for the rude Mandy diatribes........
*Cowboy* Trey: Goodnight Canada!