Saturday, February 21, 2009

The Big Finish

previously on the Superfriends:

Mandy: (tag) you're it!
SweetSweet: (tag) you're it!


Voodoo Child by Jimi Hendrix is blaring through the studio of the Crowsfeet.

Brian: welcome to the show! I apologize for the embarrassing behaviour of my co-host and my technical director.
Mandy: (inaudible mumbo jumbo)
Brian: Mandy, turn on your mic.
Mandy: sorry about that, welcome to the show!
Brian: I already welcomed everybody but go ahead and introduce the crew.
Mandy: technically producing is Christy Robinson, directing the show is *tequila* Troy, Yuck Kangaroo Rohan with traffic reports, and our new intern Meatloaf Josh.
Brian: (smacking his forehead) tries to clean up her mess (again) and introduces the crew correctly. twisting and tweaking is Christy Robinson Peters aka. SweetSweet, program director *patron* Troy, Yuck Monkey Rohan with traffico traffico and our new intern Mushmouth Josh.

Mandy: on todays show we will debate the pros and cons of professional wrestling, the death penalty as it relates to sports and the use of salt and pepper.
Brian: gives his opinion on professional wrestling, stating that is helpful to children under the age of ten with no father, a crazy mother and who was raised by his grandparents.
Mandy: (with a strained look on her face tries to draw the comparison)
Mandy: shrugs off her straindness and percieves to enlighten us with death talk. says if kids would play sports instead of video games then they wouldn't grow up and commit crimes against humans thus being arrested and sent to death row.
Brian: (struggles to make sense of the last statement) We better go to break.
SweetSweet: ummmm, Mandy, the governor of Texas called and wants to know what the heck you are talking about?
Brian: giggles!
Yuck Monkey Rohan: files another traffico traffico report. he see no one cares and flips off his head set and heads off to the basketball court to work on his failed game.
Brian: debates salt and pepper with Mandy. only to be interrupted by Mushmouth Josh delivering their tea.
Brian: sees he has been handed sweet tea instead of unsweet tea, slams the drink down, unloads vocally something awful on Mushmouth Josh and fires him on the spot.
Mandy: seems like you have a vendetta with our intern?
SweetSweet: Brian, are you ok?

Brian: realizes his blood temp is up, puts a wrap on it and lets Mandy handle closing duties.
Mandy: fumbles around trying to figure out what to do.
SweetSweet: lends a helping hand and turns the off switch to off.
Mandy: (sheepishly) Thanks.

Brian: is seen heading for the hills in his green Jeep Wrangler, alone!

*patron* Troy has the final words, Goodnight Canada.


station announcement: enjoy another rousing edition of the Superfriends on 93.8 the Crowsfeet.

SweetSweet: murmurs, gosh almighty!

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