wham! bam! slam! thwap! slap! Sweet Sweet unleashes fire and brimstone on the unsuspecting *patron* Troy. it seems our good program director forgot to hook up Christopher Meloni for his scheduled interview. by the way *patron* Troy did beat his previous high on the fateful game of darts. Mandy is heard giggling at the destruction and demolition of *patron* Troy. *cowboy* trey the intern is seen running for the hills, leaving his good buddy in his time of need.
Voodoo Child by Jimi Hendrix is blaring out of the underwhelmingly cheap speakers at the Crowsfeet studios.
Brian: welcome one and all. lets introduce the crew and get on with the show. technically directing is Christy Robinson-Peters aka SweetSweet, with prgram directing duties is the battered and bruised *patron* Troy, Yuck Monkey Rohan with traffico traffico, and with a cameo appearance financier Tiffani.
Mandy: I have a headache. I feel sick.
Sweet Sweet: fight through it Mandy you'll be ok!
Brian: HEY, were not here to bore listeners with our weak ailments!! heave to and trice up Mandy....
financier Tiffani: (busts in) hey, I have a brilliant idea on how to gather more listeners. it came to me last night during my daily pedicure/mancure seaweed rubdown. Brian should run naked through the outfield over at the Temple (Ballpark in Arlington).
Mandy: where is that?
Brian: see this why you have second billing Mandy!
Sweet Sweet: ain't no one runnning naked anywhere anytime.
*patron* Troy: (throws up in his mouth at the thought of Brian running naked)
financier Tiffani: well you bozo's have any other ideas? I'm losing money faster than Brittany Spears losing her kids. can't believe I employ you idiots!!!!!
Brian: I have an idea, how about we talk sports.
Mandy: hey that was my....................!
SweetSweet: great idea Brian.
*patron* Troy: I have booked Emmit Smith and Troy Aikman.
Mandy: I know who they are!
Yuck Monkey Rohan: who are they Mandy, huh, who are they?
Mandy: they are, (struggling for the answers) they are..................
SweetSweet: come on Mandy, you can do it, think (blank) and Indians..
Mandy: (racking her brain)
*patron* Troy: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Cowboys, The Dallas Cowboys..............
gahhhhhhhh!
SweetSweet: throws it to commercial.
Brian: circling the wagons, says, lets just all relax, I know we are all under stress here trying to raise our listenership.
*patron* Troy: well we have Emmit Smith on line 1.
Mandy: giggling and clapping furiously, has a question for Emmit. what number did you wear for the Indi......, I mean Cowboys.?
SweetSweet, Brian, *patron* Troy and financier Tiffani (already in her waxed lexus) smacks their foreheads in collective embarrassment.
Mandy: what? what did I say?
Emmit: (hangs up disgusted): dialtone..........
Brian: trys to righ the ship. that is all the time we have for today. thanks for listening. make sure to tune in to the wildly popular Superfriends!
Mandy: is seen being escorted out of the sutdio by SweetSweet.
SweetSweet: come on Mandy, lets go get a cafe latte and rethink our career goals.
*patron* Troy: whispers all she had to say was Cowboys.
Mandy: still doesn't understand
Yuck Monkey Rohan: giggles and laughs. I'm glad she is cute.................. (referencing his wife Mandy)
P.S. we'll try to do better the next time. Goodnight Canada!
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