Saturday, February 21, 2009

Super Superfriends!

previously on the Superfriends:

Scott the financier: Brian, now tell me why you think you should go to Tampa?
Brian: that is where the Super Bowl is at! everyone who is somebody is going to be there.
Scott the financier: can we do this on the cheap?
Brian: sure we can, we won't bring Mandy.
Scott the financier: isn't she the co-host?
Brian: ummmmm, er, well, yes......... ok, how about the crew stay in a Motel 6.
Scott the financier: done!

Voodoo Child is heard blaring through the Tampa Bay Convention Center, declaring the Superfriends is live and on the air.

Brian: welcome one and all, we are live and local in Tampa Bay, site of Super Bowl 43!
Mandy: Brian, ummmmm, we are not local! we are in Tampa Bay Florida.
Brian: right right. welcome everyone, live and notso local, we are in Tampa Bay, Florida, site of Super Bowl 43. is that better Mandy?
Mandy: (shooting eye darts) yes!
Brian: (introduces the crew) back in Aggtown, twisting and tweaking, program director, Troy, very live and very lovely with technical director duties my wife, Christy, back at the mothership, yuck monkey Rohan, and last but not least my trusty equal sidekick Mandy.
Mandy: why didn't Rohan get to come.
Brian: we are on tight budget. we couldn't bring the ancillary people, you know the hangerson.
Mandy: o, ok!
Brian: on the show today, we have former Cowboy great Michael Irvin and we will read the dead Tom Landry's bio.
Christy: (can't believe she took off a week from actual work for this)
Mandy: we are going to read a dead person's bio????
Brian: not just any dead person, TOM LANDRY!
Troy: yeah Mandy, get it right.
Mandy: *$#!*! to you Troy!
Brian: did that get dumped?
Christy: yes fortunately we have a 23 second delay, so most of this horsecrap doesn't even make it on the air.
Mandy: why 23 seconds delay?
Christy: B/C I LIKE 23!
Brian: see Mandy, you got her all riled up........ (brian passes a cinnamon toast and mango over to Christy to calm her.)
Mandy: ok, where is this Michael Irving person, he is late!
Brian: (smacks his forhead)
Troy: ummmm Mandy, it is Michael Irvin.
Mandy: that is what I said.
Christy: (has no clue what is transpiring b/c of her mango belly)
Brian: well since Mr. Irvin is running a bit late, lets delve into the bio.
Mandy: how about we let yuck monkey Rohan, do a quick story.
Brian: (checks with Christy, who gives the thumbs up)
yuck monkey Rohan: (in a very strong harsh Australian accent) well I went hunting and fishing the other day.................... and.....................
Christy: whoa, hey, yo...... not so fast Crocodile Dundee. remember we banned any all hunting or fishing talk.
Mandy: why?
Christy: one b/c I said, (it is in her creative control contract) and two, I'm fiercely against the unwanted and unfair practice of death hunting of animals.
yuck monkey Rohan: Mandy.............. that's not fair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brian: well, I just got word, that Michael Irvin is not coming today b/c SOMEONE pronounced his name wrong!
Troy: wonder who that was? (whispering Mandy's name)
Mandy: is seen leaving her co-host chair in a huff.
Christy: well this was another fine day at the office. (hmmmmppphh)
Brian: (tries to recanoiter the show) this was another rousing and radio gold edition of the Superfriends! join us next time as we talk about the fallout of Mandy leaving her co-host chair during midshow and we'll have Tampa Bay talk.
Christy: (seen running away very very far)
Troy: (back in the studio, is schumpled in his chair surrounded by doughnut wrappings and shiner)
Brian: goodnight Canada! goodnight America!

P.S. will Mandy keep her job?
will Rohan adhere to Christy's non death hunting talk?
will Superfriends grace the airwaves again??????????????????

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