previously on the Superfriends!
Brian: what?
trainwreck Mandy: who?
Christy: when
*patron* Troy: where?
Yuck Monkey Rohan: why?
Christy: why indeed???
preshow meeting 10:34 a.m.
in attendance: Brian, Mandy, Christy, Rohan, Troy, Scott.
Brian: I have called this meeting to introduce our new financier- Scott.
Mandy: ughhhh
Christy: (slaps forehead)
Troy and Trey: (hi-fiving, and grab butting)
financier Scott: thank you Brian, congrats on the marriage. I would like to offer my services and really just dive in and help this show continue to be what it is. riveting radio.
Christy: (vomits in her mouth)
after much mingling and the like the crew gets ready for a rousing edition of the Superfriends!
Jimi Hendrix's Voodoo Child is subtly being played in the studio.
tw mandy: why the softness of song?
brian: well I have decided that I have become to much of the show and I need to let my co-host and crew take more control.
christy: wow, brian, how grown up of you. (twinkle of the eye)
troy: you sure you want to do this? I mean really?
tw mandy: mic off troy!
brian: (leans over and turns troy's mic off.)
troy: (sits in utter amazement)
christy: you ARE my husband! (looking over at brian)
mandy: on today's program, we will talk college football, turkey day stories and whatnot.
troy: (seen seething in his producer's chair)
christy: so mandy, what would you like to talk about first?
mandy: well I have a few stories about Thankgiving.
brian: lets hear. (seen with hand on chin, intently listening)
mandy: well a couple of years...................
rohan: well it happened like this actually.
we went hunting in the backwoods of Australia and we found a huge big ol' turkey. after much hunting, stalking and following of said turkey, we decided to play russian roulette witht the turkey.
christy: oh the horror!
troy: now your talking my language.
mandy: (rips the mic cord out of the wall, cord is seen dangling out of mandy's hand)
mandy: evil laughter ensues.
rohan: can I get back to my story? ok, next, I circled it and drew my weapon.
I pointed it right at its.........................................
fiancier Scott: (bursts in the door) what in tarnation is going on? this is a family friendly radio show. whose idea was this?
mandy/brian/christy/troy(micoff): (all point at rohan)
financier Scott: rohan come see me in my office. now!
rohan: (schlumps off to meet with fiancier Scott)
christy: can you believe this?
mandy: I know, I never knew Rohan liked to hunt.
troy: (with mic off)...........................................................
brian: well lets talk sport now, k? I mean if that is ok mandy?
mandy: of course it is......
christy: well I know UT plays A&M tomorrow night.
brian: (lovingly looks on) you ARE my wife.
brian and christy: face kiss between the glass. (christy has her own program director cubicle and brian/mandy are in the studio.)
mandy: get a room! also, troy your new nickname is micoff troy.
troy: ......................................................
mandy: well that is all the time we have for today. next time on the superfriends, we will learn the fate of rohan.
background music is playing.
trey: (in dramatic moviefone guy voice) will rohan keep his yuck monkey role? will christy and brian get a room? will troy ever say words live on the air? will Texas Tech ever recover from that humialting, embarrassing, disgusting loss to OU?
join us next time on the Superfriends 93.8 the Crowsfeet.......
mandy: well done trey!
brian: reach for the stars and and keep jammin.
christy: and we'll see ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saturday, February 21, 2009
Pomp and Circumstance!
previously on the Superfriends!
Financier Tiffani: I quit!!!!!!
trainwreck Mandy: well it seems like I am here to run this ship while Brian and Christy are away on their honeymoon. (kicks her feet up on desk and drifts off to sleep)
preshow meeting: in attendance, Brian, Christy, trainwreck Mandy, Yuck Monkey Rohan, *patron* Troy and cowboy Trey.
Brian: where is fiancier Tiffani?
trainwreck Mandy: um, er, um well, she quit.
Christy: she quit? who is going to fund this slop now?
cowboy Trey: giggles and offers up to let his co-workers in on a secret. I have found a new source for money. I'll let ya'll know at the end of the show.
it is time for the beginning of the show and trainwreck Mandy is still eating her yum yums and drinking a yoo-hoo.
blaring through the studio is Jimi Hendrix's Voodoo Child.
Brian: welcome one and all! yes, I'm back better than ever and ladies yes I am married........
trainwreck Mandy: hi Brian, welcome back.
Brian: um, trainwreck Mandy, I saw you in the production meeting. (weirdo)
Christy: lets stay on target.
Brian: yes America, that is my beautiful wife Christy.
Christy: (shows off her glittery ring)
crew: looks on in wonder and amazement! oohs and aahs are heard throughout the studio.
Brian: on the show today, we will reminisce and tell stories about our wonderful honeymoon.
trainwreck Mandy: um, er, well Rohan and I stayed in an exotic and romantic place.
*patron* Troy: didn't ya'll stay somewhere in north Tx?
trainwreck Mandy: (shoots darts and shows him the one finger salute)
Christy: lets stay on target. (seen scarfing down benets)
cowboy Trey: don't forget, I have big news at the end of the show.
Brian: looking over the Neilsen ratings for the last quarterly period.
why are we second in listenership?
trainwreck Mandy: what?
Brian: huh!, looks like it took a nose dive right around the time of our honeymoon. what happened?
trainwreck Mandy: I couldn't handle the pressure!
Yuck Monkey Rohan: believe me, she couldn't...... she didn't even fix me dinner for the week.
trainwreck Mandy: I'm sorry! (sobbing) I knew I couldn't fill your shoes.
Christy: get a hold of yourself trainwreck Mandy! this is only a live fake radio show.
cowboy Trey: fake! what the heck am I doing here then?
*patron* Troy: hey trey, what is your big news?
cowboy Trey: um nothing (and runs out the door)
(ring ring)
Brian: yes, welcome to the Superfriends.
caller: um yes, I am downstairs and I am here to meet with a Brian and a Mandy.
Mandy: wah! (is boohooing like a baby)
Brian: um right, well that is all the time we have for today, join us next time on the Superfriends.
Christy: why did you end the show so early?
Brian: well I have a babbling nincumpoop as a co-host, and a guy downstairs wanting to meet with us.
(ring ring)
*patron* Troy: yes caller go ahead.
caller: I am here to sign the contract as your new financier.
*patron* Troy: wait a minute, I know who you are!
could it be, Scott, Scott Wayman.
caller: yes it could brutha!
trainwreck Mandy and Christy are seen head down and schlumping in their chair.
financier Scott: mwa hahahahaha!
P.S. due to character conflicts fiancier Tiffani has been replaced by Scott Wayman.
P.S. 2. cowboy Trey is ducking fiancier Scott because of a monetary debt he owes.
Stay tuned for more climactic and everchanging life events on Superfriends 93.8 the Crowsfeet!
Financier Tiffani: I quit!!!!!!
trainwreck Mandy: well it seems like I am here to run this ship while Brian and Christy are away on their honeymoon. (kicks her feet up on desk and drifts off to sleep)
preshow meeting: in attendance, Brian, Christy, trainwreck Mandy, Yuck Monkey Rohan, *patron* Troy and cowboy Trey.
Brian: where is fiancier Tiffani?
trainwreck Mandy: um, er, um well, she quit.
Christy: she quit? who is going to fund this slop now?
cowboy Trey: giggles and offers up to let his co-workers in on a secret. I have found a new source for money. I'll let ya'll know at the end of the show.
it is time for the beginning of the show and trainwreck Mandy is still eating her yum yums and drinking a yoo-hoo.
blaring through the studio is Jimi Hendrix's Voodoo Child.
Brian: welcome one and all! yes, I'm back better than ever and ladies yes I am married........
trainwreck Mandy: hi Brian, welcome back.
Brian: um, trainwreck Mandy, I saw you in the production meeting. (weirdo)
Christy: lets stay on target.
Brian: yes America, that is my beautiful wife Christy.
Christy: (shows off her glittery ring)
crew: looks on in wonder and amazement! oohs and aahs are heard throughout the studio.
Brian: on the show today, we will reminisce and tell stories about our wonderful honeymoon.
trainwreck Mandy: um, er, well Rohan and I stayed in an exotic and romantic place.
*patron* Troy: didn't ya'll stay somewhere in north Tx?
trainwreck Mandy: (shoots darts and shows him the one finger salute)
Christy: lets stay on target. (seen scarfing down benets)
cowboy Trey: don't forget, I have big news at the end of the show.
Brian: looking over the Neilsen ratings for the last quarterly period.
why are we second in listenership?
trainwreck Mandy: what?
Brian: huh!, looks like it took a nose dive right around the time of our honeymoon. what happened?
trainwreck Mandy: I couldn't handle the pressure!
Yuck Monkey Rohan: believe me, she couldn't...... she didn't even fix me dinner for the week.
trainwreck Mandy: I'm sorry! (sobbing) I knew I couldn't fill your shoes.
Christy: get a hold of yourself trainwreck Mandy! this is only a live fake radio show.
cowboy Trey: fake! what the heck am I doing here then?
*patron* Troy: hey trey, what is your big news?
cowboy Trey: um nothing (and runs out the door)
(ring ring)
Brian: yes, welcome to the Superfriends.
caller: um yes, I am downstairs and I am here to meet with a Brian and a Mandy.
Mandy: wah! (is boohooing like a baby)
Brian: um right, well that is all the time we have for today, join us next time on the Superfriends.
Christy: why did you end the show so early?
Brian: well I have a babbling nincumpoop as a co-host, and a guy downstairs wanting to meet with us.
(ring ring)
*patron* Troy: yes caller go ahead.
caller: I am here to sign the contract as your new financier.
*patron* Troy: wait a minute, I know who you are!
could it be, Scott, Scott Wayman.
caller: yes it could brutha!
trainwreck Mandy and Christy are seen head down and schlumping in their chair.
financier Scott: mwa hahahahaha!
P.S. due to character conflicts fiancier Tiffani has been replaced by Scott Wayman.
P.S. 2. cowboy Trey is ducking fiancier Scott because of a monetary debt he owes.
Stay tuned for more climactic and everchanging life events on Superfriends 93.8 the Crowsfeet!
Around the Horn!
previously on the Superfriends!
Brian: (on the phone with financier Tiffani.) yes we are still doing our radio show. it seems *patron* Troy was let go yesterday! yeah, well, I would like to invoke my creative control clause in my contract and hire *patron* Troy back.
financier Tiffani: (on phone) ok Brian, ok, *patron* Troy is hired back on. he does need to do a better job of securing guests.
Brian: I will see to it. you don't pay me the big bucks and give me top billing over Mandy for nothing.
Mandy: (overhears in near by watercooler area) *sigh*
10:30 a.m. preshow meeting
SweetSweet: ok, let me do a head count here to see who is all present.
looks like everyone is here. *patron* Troy why are you here?
*patron* Troy: well it seems the powers that be wanted me back.
Mandy: oh, well, I didn.....................................
Brian: yes, the powers that be wanted you back.
SweetSweet: alright, enough of the ancillary mumbo jumbo. lets get down to business. what are we going to feature on the show today?
Brian: well I think we should do a mixture of things.
Mandy: yes, like phone calls and interviews.
Brian: wow Mandy, that is the honest to goodness first legit thing out of your mouth since your mom's recipe for those famous enchiladas.....
*patron* Troy: (snickers)
SweetSweet: well we are on in 2 minutes and 2 seconds.
blaring through the unairconditioned studios is Voodoo Child by Jimi Hendrix
Brian: welcome on and all to the very popular Superfriends 93.8 f.m. the Crowsfeet. with an even more visible on air role *patron* Troy will introduce the crew.
Mandy: but I thought that was..............................
*patron* Troy: twisting and tweaking is Christy Robinson-Peters aka SweetSweet with technical director duties, myself the chosen one, with program director duties and last but not least Brian *the boss* hosting the show.
Mandy: ummmmmmmmmmm, what about me?
(subtle name change in 5, 4, 3, 2 ,1)
*the chosen one* Troy: (after consulting with *the boss*) oh right, and co-hosting with *the boss* is Mandy aka *trainwreck*.
SweetSweet: ok is this a peeing contest or what? can we get on with the show?
*the boss* Brian: first on the agenda is to discuss why in the world does Arlington TX not have public transportation?
Mandy *trainwreck*: thought we were only going to talk sports? hmmmmm...
*the boss* Brian: well you see little one, public transportation, will greatly benefit the city in the way of sport because it is home to the Rangers and Cowboys......
Mandy *trainwreck*: oh! (head slumped in hands)
SweetSweet: finally a topic I can partake in.
*the chosen one* Troy: well we have Mayor Greene on line 1 to discuss all things transportation.
Mandy *trainwreck*: hi Mr. Greene, what do you think of having public transportation in Arlington? plus why in the name of the Lord Jesus, did you and the higher ups in Arlington allow the Cowboys to come here?
SweetSweet: (giggling)
*the boss* Brian: I'm sorry Mr. Greene about that comment, Mandy didn't take her meds this morning.
Mayor Greene: it is ok Brian, I run into all kinds of delinquents and nefarious people. this I can assure you is no exception.
SweetSweet: well Mayor Greene, why is Arlington without public transportation?
Mayor Greene: well, er, um, gargle, sniff, er, ummmmmmmmmmmmmm! I better run I have my wife's dry cleaning to pick up. thanks for the invite....... (Mayor Greene is heard cussing before he hangs up.)
*the chosen one* Troy: well that went well.
financier Tiffani: guys, I just a phone call from the city of Arlington and they are mad! something about embarrassing Mayor Greene. saying he wasn't prepared for our line of questioning. we are on FCC probation.
*the boss* Brian: well it is all Mandy's fault.
Mandy *trainwreck*: wait a dadgum minute, I'll take some blame but............. your wifey wife over there........................
*the boss* Brian: well Mandy, I have to live with her and if momma ain't happy noone is happy! you dig!
Mandy *trainwreck*: ughhhh
*the boss* Brian: well we better wrap up the show before we get canceled.
Mandy *trainwreck*: yeah well I have to leave anyways to go pick up Beefers hamburgers for Rohan. he loves Beefers! wahoooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
*the boss* brian: anyways, we'll heave to and trice up and try to do better the next time...
SweetSweet: well, Brian momma is happy, so lets go lay out by the pool.
*the boss* Brian: (in a 6 yr old girls voice) Christy it's hot!!!!!!
*the chosen one* Troy: join us next time for a rousing edition of the popular and critically acclaimed Superfriends 93.8 f.m. the Crowsfeet.
Mandy is seen speed racing through west Arlington side swiping homeless people and jalope cars for her mouth watering Beefers hamburgers.............
by the way the reason for the sudden and unexplained nickname changes, because we are a kid friendly PG radio show. except for the rude Mandy diatribes........
*Cowboy* Trey: Goodnight Canada!
Brian: (on the phone with financier Tiffani.) yes we are still doing our radio show. it seems *patron* Troy was let go yesterday! yeah, well, I would like to invoke my creative control clause in my contract and hire *patron* Troy back.
financier Tiffani: (on phone) ok Brian, ok, *patron* Troy is hired back on. he does need to do a better job of securing guests.
Brian: I will see to it. you don't pay me the big bucks and give me top billing over Mandy for nothing.
Mandy: (overhears in near by watercooler area) *sigh*
10:30 a.m. preshow meeting
SweetSweet: ok, let me do a head count here to see who is all present.
looks like everyone is here. *patron* Troy why are you here?
*patron* Troy: well it seems the powers that be wanted me back.
Mandy: oh, well, I didn.....................................
Brian: yes, the powers that be wanted you back.
SweetSweet: alright, enough of the ancillary mumbo jumbo. lets get down to business. what are we going to feature on the show today?
Brian: well I think we should do a mixture of things.
Mandy: yes, like phone calls and interviews.
Brian: wow Mandy, that is the honest to goodness first legit thing out of your mouth since your mom's recipe for those famous enchiladas.....
*patron* Troy: (snickers)
SweetSweet: well we are on in 2 minutes and 2 seconds.
blaring through the unairconditioned studios is Voodoo Child by Jimi Hendrix
Brian: welcome on and all to the very popular Superfriends 93.8 f.m. the Crowsfeet. with an even more visible on air role *patron* Troy will introduce the crew.
Mandy: but I thought that was..............................
*patron* Troy: twisting and tweaking is Christy Robinson-Peters aka SweetSweet with technical director duties, myself the chosen one, with program director duties and last but not least Brian *the boss* hosting the show.
Mandy: ummmmmmmmmmm, what about me?
(subtle name change in 5, 4, 3, 2 ,1)
*the chosen one* Troy: (after consulting with *the boss*) oh right, and co-hosting with *the boss* is Mandy aka *trainwreck*.
SweetSweet: ok is this a peeing contest or what? can we get on with the show?
*the boss* Brian: first on the agenda is to discuss why in the world does Arlington TX not have public transportation?
Mandy *trainwreck*: thought we were only going to talk sports? hmmmmm...
*the boss* Brian: well you see little one, public transportation, will greatly benefit the city in the way of sport because it is home to the Rangers and Cowboys......
Mandy *trainwreck*: oh! (head slumped in hands)
SweetSweet: finally a topic I can partake in.
*the chosen one* Troy: well we have Mayor Greene on line 1 to discuss all things transportation.
Mandy *trainwreck*: hi Mr. Greene, what do you think of having public transportation in Arlington? plus why in the name of the Lord Jesus, did you and the higher ups in Arlington allow the Cowboys to come here?
SweetSweet: (giggling)
*the boss* Brian: I'm sorry Mr. Greene about that comment, Mandy didn't take her meds this morning.
Mayor Greene: it is ok Brian, I run into all kinds of delinquents and nefarious people. this I can assure you is no exception.
SweetSweet: well Mayor Greene, why is Arlington without public transportation?
Mayor Greene: well, er, um, gargle, sniff, er, ummmmmmmmmmmmmm! I better run I have my wife's dry cleaning to pick up. thanks for the invite....... (Mayor Greene is heard cussing before he hangs up.)
*the chosen one* Troy: well that went well.
financier Tiffani: guys, I just a phone call from the city of Arlington and they are mad! something about embarrassing Mayor Greene. saying he wasn't prepared for our line of questioning. we are on FCC probation.
*the boss* Brian: well it is all Mandy's fault.
Mandy *trainwreck*: wait a dadgum minute, I'll take some blame but............. your wifey wife over there........................
*the boss* Brian: well Mandy, I have to live with her and if momma ain't happy noone is happy! you dig!
Mandy *trainwreck*: ughhhh
*the boss* Brian: well we better wrap up the show before we get canceled.
Mandy *trainwreck*: yeah well I have to leave anyways to go pick up Beefers hamburgers for Rohan. he loves Beefers! wahoooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
*the boss* brian: anyways, we'll heave to and trice up and try to do better the next time...
SweetSweet: well, Brian momma is happy, so lets go lay out by the pool.
*the boss* Brian: (in a 6 yr old girls voice) Christy it's hot!!!!!!
*the chosen one* Troy: join us next time for a rousing edition of the popular and critically acclaimed Superfriends 93.8 f.m. the Crowsfeet.
Mandy is seen speed racing through west Arlington side swiping homeless people and jalope cars for her mouth watering Beefers hamburgers.............
by the way the reason for the sudden and unexplained nickname changes, because we are a kid friendly PG radio show. except for the rude Mandy diatribes........
*Cowboy* Trey: Goodnight Canada!
White Elephant!
previously on the Superfriends!
financier Tiffani: we need to raise listernership. how can we do that?
*patron* Troy: how about talking sports?
Brian: besides that, I have an idea! how about we shift duties amongst the crew.
financier Tiffani: brilliant! now I know why I gave you top billing over Mandy.
SweetSweet: so what duties will each crew member have?
financier Tiffani: well, we'll let Brian and you, sweetsweet, take care of those issues.
preshow meeting. 9:30 a.m.
SweetSweet: is everyone here?
Mandy: I think so, I'm on time b/c I told Yuck Monkey Rohan to make his own dadgum breakfast.
*patron* Troy: Rohan just called and said, he will be late b/c of a grease fire in the kitchen.
Mandy: ughhhh
SweetSweet: anyways, I want to go over our new duties for the show today.
Brian: yes, today's edition will be called the White Elephant.
everyone looks on in wonder and amazement!
Brian: so here is the rundown. SweetSweet will be co-hosting today with *patron* Troy. Mandy will take over Yuck Monkeyness duties and I'll be doing dual jobs. I'll be the program director and technical director.
*patron* Troy: cool man, I"ll get to whip everyone into submission with my diatribes of past athletic prowness.
Mandy: ughhhh
SweetSweet: well lets get this show on the road.
Brian: ummmm, I'm in charge now, so I'll say when we start. (after 30 seconds) ok, lets get this show on the road.
SweetSweet: sends visual laser darts accompanied with elementary hand gestures.
blaring through the dingy hot studios Voodoo Child by Jimi Hendrix.
SweetSweet: welcome to the show, 93.8 the Superfriends on the Crowsfeet.
*patron* Troy: yes welcome to one and all. (tries to explain the developments of the crew changes but interrupted by)
Brian: since I'm large and in charge, I'll introduce the crew. twisting and tweaking will be me, yours truly. with program director duties will be me, the one and only. co-hosting (and trying to fill my very big shoes) will be my beautimus SweetSweet and filling in for Mandy, aka. trainwreck, is *patron* Troy. handling Yuck Monkey duties is Mandy. with a firm clinch still on the station purse strings is financier Tiffani. Rohan will not be on the show today b/c of a serious grease fire accident.
Mandy: so when is my first YM report?
Brian: ummmm first Mandy, you need to get the crew our morning drinks.
Mandy: (shuffles off, head slumped)
SweetSweet: ok today's show, I thought we could actually take phone calls.
*patron* Troy: great idea SweetSweet.
Brian: I agree (nodding knowlingly, since that his was idea to begin with)
Brian: line 1
SweetSweet: line 1 name please?
line 1: my name is Josh from Boston.
*patron* Troy: boston ey?
Brian: (muffling on the line) dialtone. sorry, we had a bad connection.
SweetSweet: seen giving Brian the evil eye.
Brian: line 2 you're on.
line 2: haye man, my name is dirk from Itlee.
*patron* Troy: hey SweetSweet, I'll take this one.
SweetSweet: NO, I mean no, I'll handle this one.
Brian: (violently rips the cord out of the phone jack)
YM Mandy: what is going on?
Brian: sorry, my arm twitched.
SweetSweet: can we try one more?
Brian: sure, line 3.
SweetSweet: line 3 go ahead.
line 3: my name is Pau.
*patron* Troy: hi Pau.
Brian: son of a b*tch. (throws the phone out the window)
*ptron* Troy: dude what is going on?
Brian: well that is all the time we have for today. (brian throws it to network)
SweetSweet: is there a problem you would like to discuss Brian?
Brian: nice try today guys we'll try to do better the next time.
YM Mandy: I gotta go, Rohan just texted and said the grease is still bubbling in the kitchen, or what is left of the kitchen. that dadgum idi..........................
Brian: is seen running out of the studio with SweetSweet right on his trail.
*patron* Troy: is left to play darts in the studio.
stay tuned for another hair raising and headache inducing edition of the Superfriends.
financier Tiffani: we need to raise listernership. how can we do that?
*patron* Troy: how about talking sports?
Brian: besides that, I have an idea! how about we shift duties amongst the crew.
financier Tiffani: brilliant! now I know why I gave you top billing over Mandy.
SweetSweet: so what duties will each crew member have?
financier Tiffani: well, we'll let Brian and you, sweetsweet, take care of those issues.
preshow meeting. 9:30 a.m.
SweetSweet: is everyone here?
Mandy: I think so, I'm on time b/c I told Yuck Monkey Rohan to make his own dadgum breakfast.
*patron* Troy: Rohan just called and said, he will be late b/c of a grease fire in the kitchen.
Mandy: ughhhh
SweetSweet: anyways, I want to go over our new duties for the show today.
Brian: yes, today's edition will be called the White Elephant.
everyone looks on in wonder and amazement!
Brian: so here is the rundown. SweetSweet will be co-hosting today with *patron* Troy. Mandy will take over Yuck Monkeyness duties and I'll be doing dual jobs. I'll be the program director and technical director.
*patron* Troy: cool man, I"ll get to whip everyone into submission with my diatribes of past athletic prowness.
Mandy: ughhhh
SweetSweet: well lets get this show on the road.
Brian: ummmm, I'm in charge now, so I'll say when we start. (after 30 seconds) ok, lets get this show on the road.
SweetSweet: sends visual laser darts accompanied with elementary hand gestures.
blaring through the dingy hot studios Voodoo Child by Jimi Hendrix.
SweetSweet: welcome to the show, 93.8 the Superfriends on the Crowsfeet.
*patron* Troy: yes welcome to one and all. (tries to explain the developments of the crew changes but interrupted by)
Brian: since I'm large and in charge, I'll introduce the crew. twisting and tweaking will be me, yours truly. with program director duties will be me, the one and only. co-hosting (and trying to fill my very big shoes) will be my beautimus SweetSweet and filling in for Mandy, aka. trainwreck, is *patron* Troy. handling Yuck Monkey duties is Mandy. with a firm clinch still on the station purse strings is financier Tiffani. Rohan will not be on the show today b/c of a serious grease fire accident.
Mandy: so when is my first YM report?
Brian: ummmm first Mandy, you need to get the crew our morning drinks.
Mandy: (shuffles off, head slumped)
SweetSweet: ok today's show, I thought we could actually take phone calls.
*patron* Troy: great idea SweetSweet.
Brian: I agree (nodding knowlingly, since that his was idea to begin with)
Brian: line 1
SweetSweet: line 1 name please?
line 1: my name is Josh from Boston.
*patron* Troy: boston ey?
Brian: (muffling on the line) dialtone. sorry, we had a bad connection.
SweetSweet: seen giving Brian the evil eye.
Brian: line 2 you're on.
line 2: haye man, my name is dirk from Itlee.
*patron* Troy: hey SweetSweet, I'll take this one.
SweetSweet: NO, I mean no, I'll handle this one.
Brian: (violently rips the cord out of the phone jack)
YM Mandy: what is going on?
Brian: sorry, my arm twitched.
SweetSweet: can we try one more?
Brian: sure, line 3.
SweetSweet: line 3 go ahead.
line 3: my name is Pau.
*patron* Troy: hi Pau.
Brian: son of a b*tch. (throws the phone out the window)
*ptron* Troy: dude what is going on?
Brian: well that is all the time we have for today. (brian throws it to network)
SweetSweet: is there a problem you would like to discuss Brian?
Brian: nice try today guys we'll try to do better the next time.
YM Mandy: I gotta go, Rohan just texted and said the grease is still bubbling in the kitchen, or what is left of the kitchen. that dadgum idi..........................
Brian: is seen running out of the studio with SweetSweet right on his trail.
*patron* Troy: is left to play darts in the studio.
stay tuned for another hair raising and headache inducing edition of the Superfriends.
Birthday suits are real!
wham! bam! slam! thwap! slap! Sweet Sweet unleashes fire and brimstone on the unsuspecting *patron* Troy. it seems our good program director forgot to hook up Christopher Meloni for his scheduled interview. by the way *patron* Troy did beat his previous high on the fateful game of darts. Mandy is heard giggling at the destruction and demolition of *patron* Troy. *cowboy* trey the intern is seen running for the hills, leaving his good buddy in his time of need.
Voodoo Child by Jimi Hendrix is blaring out of the underwhelmingly cheap speakers at the Crowsfeet studios.
Brian: welcome one and all. lets introduce the crew and get on with the show. technically directing is Christy Robinson-Peters aka SweetSweet, with prgram directing duties is the battered and bruised *patron* Troy, Yuck Monkey Rohan with traffico traffico, and with a cameo appearance financier Tiffani.
Mandy: I have a headache. I feel sick.
Sweet Sweet: fight through it Mandy you'll be ok!
Brian: HEY, were not here to bore listeners with our weak ailments!! heave to and trice up Mandy....
financier Tiffani: (busts in) hey, I have a brilliant idea on how to gather more listeners. it came to me last night during my daily pedicure/mancure seaweed rubdown. Brian should run naked through the outfield over at the Temple (Ballpark in Arlington).
Mandy: where is that?
Brian: see this why you have second billing Mandy!
Sweet Sweet: ain't no one runnning naked anywhere anytime.
*patron* Troy: (throws up in his mouth at the thought of Brian running naked)
financier Tiffani: well you bozo's have any other ideas? I'm losing money faster than Brittany Spears losing her kids. can't believe I employ you idiots!!!!!
Brian: I have an idea, how about we talk sports.
Mandy: hey that was my....................!
SweetSweet: great idea Brian.
*patron* Troy: I have booked Emmit Smith and Troy Aikman.
Mandy: I know who they are!
Yuck Monkey Rohan: who are they Mandy, huh, who are they?
Mandy: they are, (struggling for the answers) they are..................
SweetSweet: come on Mandy, you can do it, think (blank) and Indians..
Mandy: (racking her brain)
*patron* Troy: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Cowboys, The Dallas Cowboys..............
gahhhhhhhh!
SweetSweet: throws it to commercial.
Brian: circling the wagons, says, lets just all relax, I know we are all under stress here trying to raise our listenership.
*patron* Troy: well we have Emmit Smith on line 1.
Mandy: giggling and clapping furiously, has a question for Emmit. what number did you wear for the Indi......, I mean Cowboys.?
SweetSweet, Brian, *patron* Troy and financier Tiffani (already in her waxed lexus) smacks their foreheads in collective embarrassment.
Mandy: what? what did I say?
Emmit: (hangs up disgusted): dialtone..........
Brian: trys to righ the ship. that is all the time we have for today. thanks for listening. make sure to tune in to the wildly popular Superfriends!
Mandy: is seen being escorted out of the sutdio by SweetSweet.
SweetSweet: come on Mandy, lets go get a cafe latte and rethink our career goals.
*patron* Troy: whispers all she had to say was Cowboys.
Mandy: still doesn't understand
Yuck Monkey Rohan: giggles and laughs. I'm glad she is cute.................. (referencing his wife Mandy)
P.S. we'll try to do better the next time. Goodnight Canada!
Winner Winner Chicken Dinner
Brian: (looks confused after seeing the mess the fill ins made while he was on vacation)
Mandy: why are there so many Dr. Pepper cans everywhere? what is this, a can of grease?
SweetSweet: hey, why do I have a deck of cards and spoons in my studio?
8:30 a.m. preshow meeting
Brian: well we have a fine mess to clean up!
SweetSweet: it is ok, that is why we pay the immigrants to clean the studio.
Brian: true, I haven't had a Dr. Pepper since the turn of the new year.
SweetSweet: I can't believe someone drank a whole 12 pack!
Brian: where is Mandy? we can't start the meeting without her.
*patron* Troy: well it seems like all the important crew members are here, lets get started.
SweetSweet: Mand.........................
Brian: interrupts, ok here is what I would like on the show today.
Tiffani (financier): (graces us with her presence) ok, guys, ratings are at an all time low and I have sunk enough money into this sinking ship. what can we do to get ratings up?
Mandy: (breathing hard) sorry that I am late, I had to make Yuck Monkey Rohan's breakfast.
Brian: (rolls his eyes) see what we have to put up with!
SweetSweet: it is ok Mandy, we all have our downfalls.
Tiffani (financier): well I don't have all dadgum day, I have a spa and pedicure appt. Just get the ratings somewhere north and I'll be happier than a kitty in a catnip haze.
SweetSweet: kitties!!!!
*patron* Troy: I think we need to stick with sports and all that that implies.
Brian: I second that, except we do need to throw our female listening audience a bone every once in awhile.
Mandy: how rude! what bone will that be?
Brian: well I have Christopher Meloni set up for an 11:35 a.m. interview.
SweetSweet: done, got it! secured!
Christy is seen giggling and tittering like a 14 yr. old girl who just got asked out by the school hunk.
Tiffani (financier): calls in and says get on the air pronto, we are late.
10:58 a.m. 2 minutes to showtime.
Mandy: I need to go to the lady's room real quick, I ate funyons on the way and my butt hurts something fierce.
SweetSweet: I'll cover for you Mandy, us womens need to stick together. (christy sits in her technical director chair with Christopher Meloni pics stacked 10 high)
*patron* Troy: counts down for the show opening.......
blaring through the studio and on the airwaves is Voodoo Child by Jimi Hendrix.
SweetSweet: (is seen giggling and rubbing her hands together waiting for her t.v. man crush to arrive)
Brian: welcome to the show, on todays edition of the Superfriends..................................
*patron* Troy: plays darts instead of doing his job and thus missing out on securing Mr. Meloni for his interview.
93.8 The Superfriends on the Crowsfeet!
Fun with the Elderly
belated blog due to the July 4th celebration
co-hosts Brian and Mandy with selected few crew members of the Superfriends are off on drydock for vacationary purposes. Filling in for the crew: replacing co-host Brian will be his sainted Grandmother, filling in for co-host Mandy will be the matriarch of the Pegues, Mama Pegues and finally filling in for SweetSweet Christy, handling the techincal directing will be Mrs. Robinson aka. Mom.
*patron* Troy will still produce the show with help from new intern *cowboy* Trey.
with out further ado, I present to you a new belated holiday edition of the Superfriends.
blaring throughout the studio, Amazing Grace can be heard. immediately the phones are ringing off the hook, questioning the choice of music. an outcry can be heard for Voodoo Child by Jimi Hendrix. Grandma can be overheard sighing and Mama Pegues utters we will not be playing devil music. Mom Robinson giggles.
Grandma: on with todays show. today we will be talking about the joys of parenting, fried foods and merits of spoons vs. forks.
Mama Pegues: I like spoons b/c it brings friends and families together not only for food but games as well.
Mom Robinson: (waving frantically) interjecting, I won the last game of spoons.
Grandma: I'm too tired and worn out to play spoons let alone discuss it. where is my Dr. Pepper?
Mama Pegues: (looking over Mom Robinson's way) I would have won if not for your product of a child, Christy snatching that spoon out of my hand.
Grandma: (guzzle guzzle from the can of Dr. Pepper)
Mama Pegues: onto our next topic, fried foods.
Grandma: (rudely interrupts) I keep an old can of grease under the sink, wanna see?
Mom Robinson: I keep mine in my purse.
Mama Pegues: says eveyone is going to die young due to too much grease intake. instead I'm gonna make my delicious and famous ding dong cake.
Grandma: licks her lips and says she has extra butter if needed.
Mom Robinson throws it to break and plays Jesus Loves Me!
Mama Pegues: well after all the baking and whatnot, lets discuss parenting.
*patron* Troy thinks they are about to pontificate on the hows and whys of where kids come from taps the brakes on this little topic and grants *cowboy* Trey his first comments on live radio.
*cowboy* Trey: howdy folks, I'm here to wax poetic on west Texas and the rustic nature of cowboys.
Mom Robinson: (is seen joyfully listening to *cowboy* Trey's diatribe on cowboys)
Grandma: well that is all the time we have for today! I better run, I need to put more Dr. Pepper's in the fridge.
Mama Pegues: yep, I have dishes to do, plus I have my daily-hourly bible study.
Mom Robinson: prepares the closing music, with the Oakridge Boys.
Grandma: is seen lounging in her chair, snoring!
Mama Pegues: ends the show with Jesus Loves You!
*patron* Troy quietly shuffles off to the bathroom to read the sports page.
next time on the Superfriends, we happily reunite the crew! join us as we explore hither and yon together. 93.8 The Crowsfeet.
co-hosts Brian and Mandy with selected few crew members of the Superfriends are off on drydock for vacationary purposes. Filling in for the crew: replacing co-host Brian will be his sainted Grandmother, filling in for co-host Mandy will be the matriarch of the Pegues, Mama Pegues and finally filling in for SweetSweet Christy, handling the techincal directing will be Mrs. Robinson aka. Mom.
*patron* Troy will still produce the show with help from new intern *cowboy* Trey.
with out further ado, I present to you a new belated holiday edition of the Superfriends.
blaring throughout the studio, Amazing Grace can be heard. immediately the phones are ringing off the hook, questioning the choice of music. an outcry can be heard for Voodoo Child by Jimi Hendrix. Grandma can be overheard sighing and Mama Pegues utters we will not be playing devil music. Mom Robinson giggles.
Grandma: on with todays show. today we will be talking about the joys of parenting, fried foods and merits of spoons vs. forks.
Mama Pegues: I like spoons b/c it brings friends and families together not only for food but games as well.
Mom Robinson: (waving frantically) interjecting, I won the last game of spoons.
Grandma: I'm too tired and worn out to play spoons let alone discuss it. where is my Dr. Pepper?
Mama Pegues: (looking over Mom Robinson's way) I would have won if not for your product of a child, Christy snatching that spoon out of my hand.
Grandma: (guzzle guzzle from the can of Dr. Pepper)
Mama Pegues: onto our next topic, fried foods.
Grandma: (rudely interrupts) I keep an old can of grease under the sink, wanna see?
Mom Robinson: I keep mine in my purse.
Mama Pegues: says eveyone is going to die young due to too much grease intake. instead I'm gonna make my delicious and famous ding dong cake.
Grandma: licks her lips and says she has extra butter if needed.
Mom Robinson throws it to break and plays Jesus Loves Me!
Mama Pegues: well after all the baking and whatnot, lets discuss parenting.
*patron* Troy thinks they are about to pontificate on the hows and whys of where kids come from taps the brakes on this little topic and grants *cowboy* Trey his first comments on live radio.
*cowboy* Trey: howdy folks, I'm here to wax poetic on west Texas and the rustic nature of cowboys.
Mom Robinson: (is seen joyfully listening to *cowboy* Trey's diatribe on cowboys)
Grandma: well that is all the time we have for today! I better run, I need to put more Dr. Pepper's in the fridge.
Mama Pegues: yep, I have dishes to do, plus I have my daily-hourly bible study.
Mom Robinson: prepares the closing music, with the Oakridge Boys.
Grandma: is seen lounging in her chair, snoring!
Mama Pegues: ends the show with Jesus Loves You!
*patron* Troy quietly shuffles off to the bathroom to read the sports page.
next time on the Superfriends, we happily reunite the crew! join us as we explore hither and yon together. 93.8 The Crowsfeet.
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